Marvel Gashapon Maniac

He glanced around and spotted a group of students taking pictures of him in the distance.

"Hey! Kid! I'm talking to you! What are you looking at!" The rhino man stood up in his mech and pointed his short finger at the two students.

“Hey! Don’t cause any trouble!” Harry warned over the radio.

The boy who was being pointed at was clearly taken aback. He looked around, and finally pointed at himself: "You called me?"

“That’s right, it’s you!” the rhinoceros-man replied, loudly demanding, “What are you?”

The boy put down his phone and cleared his throat.

"Eastern air combat master, Gotham's Batman, an assassin in ancient times, a parking spot thief in modern times, single-handedly supported by streamer Peco, and has completed all games."

The rhinoceros was momentarily stunned when the young man rattled off so many names in one breath.

"What kind of weird names are these?" the rhinoceros-man asked, puzzled.

But his pure Russian heritage quickly helped him figure out the answer.

"Let's get on board first and then talk about it."

"It all sounds like empty titles. I'm going to teach you a lesson about the consequences of not attending school properly." The Rhino Man was just looking for an excuse to vent. Although the fact that people on the street weren't running around like idiots didn't excite him as much, he figured killing a few of them would make them scared.

The rhinoceros-man immediately switched back to his four-legged form and charged straight at the boy.

"Iron-willed brute, move aside." The young man remained calm, quickly charging forward and kicking the wall. Using the recoil, he jumped, flipped and spun in the air, and dodged the charge.

It was obvious that the Rhino mech didn't have a brake pedal; it crashed through the building behind the boy and charged straight at him.

"Ouch!" The rhinoceros-man shook off the bricks on his body and looked around.

"Where did they go? Where are they?"

"Stop fooling around, Rhino. If you don't hurry up, the Avengers will be here soon," Harry urged impatiently.

"The Avengers? Never heard of them. I've seen quite a few nonsensical guys while I've been locked up these past few years," the Rhino said, pursing his lips.

He was imprisoned in a secluded prison and was completely cut off from the outside world until he was rescued.

It's only been a few short years, how could anything be different? The police car has already overturned several of its own vehicles, let alone the police, even the army can't do anything about it.

This is what the rhinoceros-man thinks.

"Don't cause any more trouble, hurry up and find Spider-Man." Harry's voice became serious.

"Tch." The rhinoceros-man scoffed, "Got it."

He stood up and looked around.

Not far away, a man with long blond hair was chatting with several girls under a road sign, so he walked over.

“You might know me, I’m Thor,” Thor said, pointing to himself and boasting.

"Do you know about the Battle of New York? I single-handedly held off a massive alien army. Compared to me, Thor, those soldiers were easy targets..."

Thor rambled on and on about his boasting before getting down to business.

"Actually, I also have a hidden surprise inside me. Are you interested?"

"Hey, you long-haired sissy over there, do you know where Spider-Man is?" Rhino strode up behind Thor.

"Huh? Who did you say?" Thor's expression froze as he looked at the rhinoceros behind him.

“A man with hair that long would be picked up and whipped in Russia,” the rhinoceros mocked.

"What's wrong with my hairstyle?!" Thor picked up his hammer and glared at the rhinoceros.

"I swear in the name of Odin, if I don't tear you to shreds and throw you in jail today, I'm not a hammer."

"You? You think you can beat me with those few muscles? If you can, I'll eat this road sign right here and now!"

Before the Rhino could finish speaking, Thor used an uppercut hammer to send him flying.

The rhinoceros-man lying on the ground looked completely bewildered. What had happened?

Thor smashed the road sign in half with a hammer and charged at the Rhino Man while still holding the sign.

"Here, I'll feed you today!"

1. As usual, I'm asking for all sorts of things.

2. Erotic images should be suggestive yet not explicit, containing both eroticism and practicality; this is what constitutes a legal erotic image.

3. There's been a crackdown lately, and I'm worried I might die.

Sharing Marvel news

News about the new Marvel movie has now been released.

The one closest to us is next year's Black Widow prequel, which should be about the Red Room, right?

Then there's more news about Shang-Chi, Thor, Doctor Strange, the Eternals, and a reboot of Blade.

The subtitle of Shang-Chi is "The Ten Commandments Battle for Supremacy," meaning the real Mandarin is coming. There was a short film called "The Return of the King" before, so this was expected.

But the two most outrageous things so far are Doctor Strange and Doctor Strange.

Doctor Strange's subtitle is Madness in the Multiverse, and the multiverse is still in motion.

However, I estimate that it will all be finished by 2021, so I won't consider it and will stick with my original setting.

But there's another thing that really interests me: the X-Men are back.

Rua, that's really awkward.

I don't know if it's a diversified addition or if it existed before; I'm likely to be contradicted by the official statement as soon as I finish writing it.

Anyway, it's 2021, so it doesn't matter.

Let's just pretend this is a parallel universe (which it is).

Chapter 20 Thor's Headache

I inexplicably gained 100 points; it was practically free.

Fu You scratched his head.

He remembered that the ending of The Amazing Spider-Man 2, where the six were given away for free, was orchestrated by the Green Goblin, who was Harry before he became a villain.

Despite the various time discrepancies, Harry managed to create a villainous team of Spider-Man perverts even before becoming the Green Goblin.

However, at least the source of the incident can still be found. It was definitely Morpheus's interference that led to the current new events, but the subsequent six members are definitely from Osborn Corporation. Knowing this is enough.

By keeping an eye on the Osborn Group, they can catch the villains before they commit their evil deeds.

After all, Harry hasn't become the Green Goblin yet, and it wouldn't be easy to explain to Peter if he just went to his door and beat him up.

You can't exactly say, "Friend, you'll be flying freely in the sky in a green coat of forgiveness in the future, and to avoid that, we're going to arrest you."

Anyway, the Sinister Six can't cause any real trouble on their own, so I'll just have Tony keep an eye on things for me.

Having made up his mind, Fu You drove back to his little apartment to play some games first, since the Rhino had already been captured and he didn't need to worry about it.

As Fu You was driving, he suddenly saw a familiar figure from behind.

Fu You immediately stopped the car and looked around. He was somewhat surprised to see that it was indeed the person he was thinking of.

"Huh? What's she doing here?"

……

"Solved, as easy as eating a hot dog in two bites." Thor patted off imaginary dirt.

The Rhino's armor was already shattered; even a special alloy would have difficulty withstanding the attack of Thor's hammer, and it was completely dismantled, leaving parts scattered all over the ground.

The husky fully utilized its talent for destroying things, dismantling the rhinoceros's armor.

The movable parts are all immobile, and the immobile parts are all movable.

A road sign, rolled into a ball, was stuffed into his mouth, and the police are currently looking for a tow truck to transport the criminal.

"Miss, how about it? Would you like to scan this? We can give you a free autographed photo!" Having settled things with Rhino Thor, he got back to business.

"An autographed photo? Let me scan it too." Thor suddenly heard a somewhat familiar voice behind him.

As soon as I turned around, a scanner was placed in front of my face and scanned me.

"【Husky Prince】, a kiss won't turn you from a husky into a prince. Pfft, that's a funny description."

"Hey! What are you doing here? Wait a minute? What did Tony set the Easter egg to?" Thor said, slapping away the scanner covering his face.

There were two girls in front of him.

One is Sif, the female warrior Thor knows well and who fights alongside him, and the other is a black-haired girl who is both familiar and unfamiliar to Thor.

Rocchi, Thor's former brother and now his sister.

“It’s simple, because I applied to my father for permission to come to Midgard for training,” Loki replied calmly, unconcerned about the scanner that had been knocked down.

"Master Gu Yi has agreed to my request, and I will be staying in the central courtyard for the time being."

"Father actually let you out like that?" Thor said, somewhat surprised.

Wasn't it agreed that she would reflect on her actions behind closed doors? Why was she released so quickly? She's a sinner!

"It was mainly my mother who spoke on my behalf; I also came to Zhongting to study."

Thor looked at Loki: "Then what's the real reason?"

Loki smiled upon hearing this: "I simply don't want to see Odin."

“Recently, Odin has been coming to my palace to talk to me. He used to never care about me, but now he comes every day and I don’t even want to look at him,” Loki said, somewhat distressed.

"So I applied to come to Midgard for training, and while I'm at it, I'll go find that damned angel to fix this broken bracelet."

“You know, Father has a bad temper, is stubborn, and doesn’t shave…” Thor listed Odin’s shortcomings, but suddenly felt a chill down his spine and felt someone watching him: “Um… but Father is wise and mighty, strong and resilient, with high attack and high health, he is a wise king.”

After changing his mind halfway through, Thor felt the chill on his back disappear. He looked around and patted his chest in fear.

Loki, completely oblivious to Thor's actions, continued speaking:

“But I still don’t want to see him, so I moved in with you.”

“You can’t say that, he’s our father…” Thor started to say, then suddenly paused: “Wait? Live with me?”

Sif finally spoke up: "That's right, Thor. I'm the one who brought Loki here, and now it's up to you to keep an eye on her."

Sif said nonchalantly.

"Me? Why are you still living here?" Thor pointed at himself, somewhat bewildered, his mouth agape in disbelief.

"But that is indeed the case. This is a message from the Father of the Gods, telling you to keep an eye on Loki."

"Alright, since it's what Father said, there's nothing I can do about it." Thor rubbed his temples, feeling a headache coming on. "My house is quite big, you can stay here as you like, just don't bother me."

Thor's current house is a villa provided by Tony, so even if one more person lives there, it won't make any difference.

"Thor? Who are they?" Suddenly another voice came from behind Thor.

Thor turned around in surprise: "Jane? What are you doing here?"

Behind him stood his girlfriend, Jane.

"Out looking for Easter eggs," Jane replied calmly, then looked at Loki: "Who is she?"

Jane's expression was somewhat unfriendly; she seemed to sense a mysterious sense of crisis.

“Her? Oh, she’s my brother, Loki?” Thor looked at Jane, then at Loki, and quickly explained.

"Younger brother?" Jane looked puzzled.

“I am Loki, the second in line to the throne of Asgard. Are you the woman Thor met in Midgard?” Loki answered haughtily, her hands behind her back, while staring intently at Jane.

“Yes, it’s me. Thor’s girlfriend, Jane.” Jane looked wary.