Marvel Gashapon Maniac

Tony's eye twitched.

“I don’t like beating around the bush. Fu You, are you with the U.S. military?” Tony asked, voicing his doubts.

But he quickly denied it himself: "No, impossible. Those idiots couldn't possibly have that kind of technology."

"Or are you a member of some intelligence organization?"

"No, no, no, I'm just a casual player." Fu You waved his hand.

"There is indeed a special agency in New York, its full name is the Strategic Homeland Defense, Attack and Logistics Agency."

"What bureau?" Tony was a little confused by the long list of names.

"The Strategic Defense, Attack and Logistics Agency, or just call it S.H.I.E.L.D., that's all." Fu You decisively chose the abbreviation.

Throughout the entire conversation, they didn't seem to mind the long, rambling string of words. When the police presented evidence, they called out "police," and when the FBI presented evidence, they called out "FBI." But what about S.H.I.E.L.D.?

They impersonated FBI agents every day so they wouldn't have to shout out such a long name.

"So you're saying that although there's an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D. in New York, you have nothing to do with them, right?"

"That's right, I saved you only out of my own free will."

"Save me?" Tony's expression turned strange. "I took the bullets, I charged through the hole, I flew away on my own. You call that saving me?"

"Don't worry about the details, it's the thought that counts." Fu You said shamelessly, without blushing at all because of waterskiing.

After all, Fu You has slept through more waters than Iron Man has used in his Jaeger-like suits. I got up, one shot and I was done for. What's there to say?

“I could have escaped on my own back then… But thank you for saving Ethan… I mean it.”

Tony suddenly became serious; he was genuinely frightened when he talked to Ethan afterwards.

If his bomb plan failed, Ethan would definitely rush out to buy him time, he was certain of that.

Ethan was one of his few true friends, and Tony didn't want anything to happen to him.

"Dr. Ethan, how is he doing?"

"Ah, I've already sent him back to his hometown. Then I sponsored him to open a clinic there, and while I was at it, I bought out the surrounding pharmacies so he can get medicine at the lowest price." Tony said, a smile appearing on his face, clearly indicating that Ethan was in a much better mood.

Although Ethan isn't in New York, he can still have drinks with him, but at least he'll have a decent life.

"Oh, that's a pretty good ending." Fu You took a sip of cola and smiled slightly.

He's the kind of person who's too lazy to go out unless absolutely necessary, and when he first saw the Iron Man mission, he was planning to just give up.

Tony should be able to get out safely without his help, but he still thought of Ethan.

The doctor who gave Tony faith was indeed a good person; he didn't need to die there. Therefore, Fu You accepted the mission.

But that doesn't stop me from waterskiing. What if my armor isn't bulletproof? I'll just go waterskiing.

The atmosphere eased considerably after Ethan was mentioned, and Tony, feeling a bit more relaxed, poured himself a drink and sat down on the sofa to drink.

"I can grant you a small wish as a thank you gift," Tony said generously.

“Okay, that’s what I came here for too.” Fu You put down her chopsticks. Now that we were finally getting down to business, she became more serious.

"Tell me, as long as it's not excessive, I can help you do it." Tony smiled confidently, his aura of immense wealth making it seem as if dollar bills were floating around him.

"I want to borrow some of Jarvis's computing and simulation capabilities, as well as some money."

"What?" Tony was somewhat shocked. Not many people knew that Jarvis was his personal AI butler, but the girl in front of him clearly stated that she wanted to borrow a portion of Jarvis's computing power.

"What are you going to do?" Tony didn't refuse immediately, but instead wanted to know what Fu You wanted to do.

"What am I doing? That goes without saying!" Fu You stood up and assumed a lunge position, making a gesture of pulling open her collar with one hand, even though her clothes didn't have a collar right now.

"I, Fu You, have a dream! I want to become an entertainment superstar!"

"What?"

1. Hi, it's still the usual daily routine of asking for favorites and votes, as well as the usual rants.

2. I went out for the May Day holiday, and while browsing online stores, I was also typing, which slowed down my progress. Unfortunately, I had to update this afternoon, and I apologize for that. Those of you who use your phones while walking know how uncomfortable it is.

3. I, a whale (high spender), have a dream! That is to become a European superstar! To get 5 stars every time and SSR every time.

4. The next update will be posted later.

Minor Repair Notice

There might not be a second update today; I was out all day and progress was slow. Then, while organizing the outline, I suddenly realized I forgot to write the protagonist's purpose, didn't I?

After looking it over, it seems to be true.

This kind of basic mistake shouldn't be made; it's embarrassing for a new author. Rewriting isn't necessary, it just causes some issues with the characters.

Don't you guys feel like the main character has no presence? That's it.

Of course, my weak plot design also contributed to this.

If readers don't mind, I will temporarily leave the chapter unchanged and add it later.

Chapter Seven: Jarvis, I'm Going!

"Hey Tony. You don't usually put cameras in your bathroom to film yourself showering, do you?" Fu You, holding a bath towel, was about to push open the door when he suddenly remembered something and called out to Tony in the living room.

“A man as outstanding as me doesn’t spend much time in the bathroom; I’m mostly in bed.” Tony put down the magazine in his hand, turned around and gave Fu You a disdainful look: “That’s all, little brat. Wait until you’re older before asking me about taking pictures secretly.”

"That damn playboy, I curse you to be controlled by your girlfriend for the rest of your life." Fu You gave him the middle finger.

Gwen has already been taken to Tony's private doctor to check her injuries, and she's fine for now. Fu You plans to take a shower in the rich man's bathroom and then draw some gashapon capsules.

The previous conversations were still fruitless; to get Tony to grant Jarvis access, something more compelling was needed.

Of course, Tony said he wanted to study the armor Fu You was wearing, but Fu You refused.

Just kidding, what would he do if he gave him his only combat equipment? Speaking of which, didn't I say before that I would never crossdress...?

"Don't all the protagonists in gender-swap stories adapt to their new gender and then obediently wear skirts? Hmm, so I'm just trying to be on everyone's side." Fu You thought to himself, automatically ignoring the fact that he was a special case of someone who changed his own gender.

Opening the bathroom door, the size of which instantly shocked the poor man.

This bathroom is about the same size as Fu You's own master bedroom, and it is fully equipped with shower and other facilities.

In the center of the bathroom is a multi-functional bathtub, and a large floor-to-ceiling window allows you to see the night view outside while taking a shower.

"This life of the super-rich is too exciting! Don't even bother taking a bath in the dark?" Fu You was shocked that there wasn't even a bathtub.

"Should I move this bathtub?" Fu You suddenly thought.

But think about it and forget it.

After all, it's not that he doesn't have the money to buy a bathtub; it's just that the toilet can't accommodate it.

"Maybe this is what makes me a hero?" Fu You muttered to himself, looking at his transformed self in the mirror.

Compared to his pre-transformation self, who was holed up at home looking so颓废 (颓废 is a difficult word to translate directly, but it implies a state of listlessness, apathy, or decadence) in his transformed state, perhaps his post-transformation self is more like a superhero?

Although Fu You didn't intend to become a superhero, there are cute superheroes out there, right?

Fu You turned around and carefully removed his armor and clothes.

Yes, the armor provided by the twin-tail bracelet is the removable type. I don't know what the designer was thinking when they designed it; the armor on the bodysuit even functions as a diaper.

After taking off his clothes, Fu You strode forward to the bathtub, looking straight ahead.

Fu You stood in front of the bathtub, took a few deep breaths, and then closed his eyes.

"It's okay. I, Fu You, have seen countless films. There's nothing to be afraid of in this situation." Fu You comforted himself and stepped into the bathtub to sit down.

Slowly opening his eyes, Fu You was still shocked.

Watching TV and seeing it up close are completely different experiences; I've never seen anything like it before.

When I looked down, my breasts appeared larger than usual, and after taking off my bodysuit, they seemed even larger than I thought.

"I can't lose my integrity, this is me," Fu You silently reminded himself, looking up at the night view.

But after a few seconds, he noticed that his gaze was automatically shifting downwards to look at something more attractive than the night view.

Unaware of his surroundings, Fu You lifted his hand out of the water.

……

[Egg Office]

"Chief, we recovered the corpse of that unknown creature that looked very much like a minotaur. But..."

"But what?" Egg was looking at several reports and asked without even looking up.

"But he suddenly turned into a human, and after verification, he was identified as the leader of the robbers in the previous mall robbery. And... he's still alive."

"What?" Egg looked up in surprise.

They had almost confirmed through the missing persons reports that the monster was actually the robber in disguise, but he really hadn't expected that it was still alive.

Because when the minotaur was brought in, he no longer showed any signs of life.

"So what did you find out?"

"No, he lost his memory of that period."

Lu Dan had a bit of a headache, so he rubbed his temples and said, "Alright, it's nothing. You guys keep working, let the research department analyze what's going on."

"Yes."

Watching the agent push open the door and leave, Egg leaned back in his chair and gazed at the sky in deep thought.

"If we get Spider-Woman and Minotaur today, does that mean we'll have to get gods or aliens next?"

Egg is deeply troubled by the current chaotic situation in New York.

……

Hearing the bathroom door open, Tony instinctively glanced at the bathroom.

Fu You put on his armor and came out.

"How long have you been soaking? Why is your face so red?" Tony asked, looking at Fu You's strange expression.

"The water temperature is good, and the bathroom is very soundproof; I can't hear any music you're playing at all," Fu You said dismissively, then sat back down on the sofa.

"Where's the person who came with me?" Fu You looked around but couldn't find Gwen.

"He's already left, said he can't go home too late." Tony was just about to ask Jarvis to turn off the music when he suddenly realized he hadn't even turned on the stereo.

"Don't bother me, I have important business to attend to." Fu You saw Tony look at the speakers and then at himself, then turned away.

Tony shrugged and continued reading the magazine.

"Random gacha," Fu You thought to himself.

A gashapon capsule appeared on the screen, its top began to crack, and a burst of white light erupted.

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[Low-Tier Recovery Medic]

Restores HP to 50. Low-level DMMO-RPG item.

-

"A health potion." Looking at the red potion displayed on the screen, it's a standard basic item that anyone who plays RPGs knows is a health potion.

But DMMO-RPG? That name sounds familiar... Never mind, I won't think about it anymore.

"One more shot, this time it's bound to be a hit."

Hoping for a lucky draw next time, Fu You opened another gacha pull.

"I am European, I am European, I am European!"

Amidst Fu You's rambling, golden light burst forth from the crack in this gashapon.