Marvel Gashapon Maniac

"Huh? Tony? Answer it. What's up this time?" Fu You was a little puzzled as to why Tony was calling at this hour, but he still answered the phone.

"Hello? Tony, you wanted to see me?"

"You're going to New Mexico this afternoon, right?" Tony asked bluntly.

"Really? What's wrong?" Fu You asked, puzzled. Was Tony planning to follow them?

"After all, they required you to be invited through me, Tony Stark. You're not planning to wear your school uniform again, are you?" Tony said confidently. He had seen through Fu You, this guy who always wore the same clothes.

"Um...is something wrong?" Fu You looked down at his school uniform; it looked pretty good.

“Wearing the same outfit all the time is too tacky. I’ve hired some of the top designers in New York for you.” Tony stepped aside, behind him were rows of women’s clothing racks, and several designers stood by waiting for instructions.

"...Thank you so much."

"Don't mention it, we're friends, aren't we?" Tony said with a smile.

1. Of course, I'm still asking for all sorts of things.

2. I have now signed the contract, but I don't have any drafts saved up, so I don't dare to submit them for recommendation yet. I need to start accumulating drafts.

3. I just found out today that the college entrance exam is next week. I hope you all get good results! Remember to vote for me after the exam.

Chapter 52 Angelic Talisman Clocks In for Work

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Before the main text begins, I'm correcting a bug. In Chapter 16, Fu You and Coulson mentioned each other's names; here, I'm correcting it so that they mentioned each other's surnames instead.

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"Miss Fu, you look quite nice in your new clothes today," Coulson said, looking at Fu You in her new attire as he greeted her after she disembarked from the plane.

Fu You is currently wearing clothes made by a British designer introduced by Tony.

The upper body features a blue shirt with a military-style design, but instead of a tie, a silver embroidered bow tie has been replaced.

The lower half of the outfit features a black pleated skirt, paired with black tights and long boots. If a brooch or sword were added, it might truly evoke the air of a former European aristocrat.

Despite being dressed up so beautifully, she didn't seem happy at all.

“Coulson…” Fu You greeted Coulson with his hands hanging limply, looking listless. “Actually, Tony came up with this outfit. I didn’t really want to dress like this either.”

Recalling the previous scene, Fu You felt a headache coming on.

Tony actually invited several famous fashion designers from New York to his home and produced an unknown number of high-end clothes.

Fu You originally intended to refuse, since he usually wore women's clothing to boost his luck, so what was the point of wearing women's clothing now?

As a result, Fu You accidentally let slip during the chat that he was going to see a certain crown prince.

Tony immediately launched into a long lecture on etiquette, emphasizing that one should not be impolite when meeting the Crown Prince and should wear formal attire.

Fu You was full of questions: "Why have I never seen you so polite before? And does that Asgardian goofball even know anything about manners?"

However, after struggling for a moment, he was finally persuaded by Potts, who came over with the same polite reason, and reluctantly changed his outfit.

However, as Fu You flew to New Mexico, he felt increasingly uneasy.

Did those two people frame me? I feel like I've been tricked.

That's what we say, but since we're already here, what else can we say?

"Agent Coulson, are they setting up isolation facilities?" Fu You asked curiously, watching the agents moving equipment around the crater.

“That’s right. We used the FBI’s name to disperse the surrounding crowd, and then ordered the agents to start setting up a makeshift quarantine station,” Coulson nodded in acknowledgment.

"Wait? What are you impersonating?" Fu You was a little stunned and looked at Coulson.

"The FBI."

“Isn’t this New Mexico? Would the FBI be of any use?” Fu You looked at Coulson strangely.

Coulson smiled and said, "It's fine, using the FBI won't cause any problems."

“Because complaints never even reach S.H.I.E.L.D.,” Coulson said calmly.

……

The FBI, located in the United States:

"Boss, we've got another complaint. This time it's from New Mexico. They're accusing us of abusing our power."

The person sitting behind the office desk was stunned: "Aren't we a US organization? How can we be abusing our power in New Mexico?"

"Boss, have you forgotten? Last time when Egypt used public funds for a lavish meal, it was reported to us."

"So you asked how the higher-ups resolved it this time?"

"The higher-ups said to reply, 007 is on a mission."

The man behind the table took a sip of coffee, looking dejected. "If the FBI had 007, would it be in this sorry state?"

……

In a restaurant in town, Jane and her research team were watching a blond man wolf down his food.

Jane is an astronomer investigating recent unusual phenomena, and just yesterday she and her team unexpectedly found a man at the scene of the phenomenon.

That man is the protagonist of this incident, the one currently wolfing down his food on the table—Thor, the God of Thunder, who was banished to Earth by Odin.

However, Thor now resembled a god of hunger, devouring the large piece of cake on his plate in just two bites.

A girl standing nearby couldn't help but exclaim in amazement, "How can he still be so hungry after eating a whole box of sandwiches?"

Thor ate a few more bites, and the food on his plate dwindled considerably.

"This drink tastes pretty good, I like it," Thor said, looking at the empty glass.

"It tastes good, another cup!" With that, Thor smashed the cup on the ground, the crisp sound of it shattering startling everyone present.

"Hey! What are you doing?" Jane couldn't help but complain.

"Huh? What's wrong? I just want another drink," Thor said innocently, like a husky that had just wrecked the house without realizing it.

"Then you should speak properly!" Jane lectured Thor angrily.

“In Asgard, smashing a cup is a sign of respect for the Hakka people, indicating that it was so delicious you'd like another cup,” a voice suddenly interrupted their conversation.

The people present turned around and saw a beautiful blonde girl who had just pushed open the door and walked in.

The girl was Fu You.

"Asgard? You know Asgard?" Thor was shocked. Since arriving on Earth, no one believed him when he claimed to be a god. How could he not be surprised when someone suddenly appeared who knew the name of his kingdom?

“Of course. I know not only Asgard, but I also know you, Thor, the prince of Asgard.” Fu You replied with a smile.

Although she managed to refrain from making any strange reactions, every time Thor was mentioned, she would think of a Shiba Inu wielding a hammer.

"Wait, are you also suffering from chuunibyou? Or are you mentally ill? Are you from the same hospital as him?" Jane looked at the two of them strangely.

Thor looks as stupid as a husky and calls himself a god, which is one thing, but now someone has suddenly jumped out to point it out. Are these two crazy?

"Everyone used to be a 'chuunibyou' (middle school syndrome), but I'm way past that age." Fu You smiled, and seeing that Jian clearly didn't believe him, he decided to show her some supernatural evidence.

"Let me look." Fu You lifted a corner of her skirt and put her hand inside to feel around.

"Hey! What are you doing!" Jian exclaimed in surprise at Fu You's indecent actions.

"Ah, found it." Fu You stopped groping and pulled something out from under her skirt.

It was a slightly dim halo. Fu You took it out from under her skirt and placed it directly on her head. The halo hovered a short distance above Fu You's head.

“Actually, I’m an angel,” Fu You said.

Not only Jane and the others were stunned, but Thor was stunned too.

"Why do angels now hide their halos under their skirts? What's the point of hiding those things underneath?"

1. Of course, I'm still asking for all sorts of things.

2. Regarding the Z-Drive from the previous chapter, that's Ekko's ultimate in League of Legends. This uses the game's mechanics. Unlike losing and eating dirt, it doesn't rewind time; only the player's own time will rewind. Let me explain.

3. The otherworldly quartet has been taken down, and I'm really upset. It's so inexplicable.

4. From now on, I'll only be able to live on Saturdays thanks to JOJO, and it's almost over.

Chapter 53 The Comedy of the Divine Realm

"Are you really an angel?" Jane couldn't help but ask, still curious, as they walked down the street.

“I am indeed very curious about this. How long has it been since an angel was born? Even my father rarely mentions it to me.” Thor looked at Fu You with a strange expression.

“Of course.” Fu You puffed out his chest: “As the top graduate of the Celestial Academy, I am naturally the strongest angel of this year!”

As Fu You spoke, the halo above his head darkened further.

"Uh, your halo has gone black." Jane stared in disbelief at the blackened halo.

"Oh, it's just that lying causes the light to darken." Fu You glanced at the halo that had darkened considerably, took it off, and wiped it with a cloth.

Ding--

A shining halo of kindness has been completed.

Those present stared in disbelief at this action, their mouths agape, speechless.

"Ahem, let's not talk about my grades anymore. Let's talk about what's going on here first," Fu You calmly changed the subject.

"Prince Hari of Asgard, why are you here in Midgard? What is your purpose?"

Midgard is the world that humans currently inhabit, one of the nine realms in Marvel.

"Actually, I was banished here by my father. Now I just want to get my Mjolnir," Thor said.

He had just heard from the shopkeepers about a satellite that couldn't be lifted, and Thor was convinced that it must be his Mjolnir, and he was going to retrieve his weapon.

"So how do you plan to get the hammer from those people in the government?" Jane, who was standing to the side, couldn't help but interject.

"Of course they broke in, but they were just ordinary people," Thor said matter-of-factly.

Fu You thought for a moment, then realized that S.H.I.E.L.D. seemed to require players to fight Batman for 3 hours every day, which was now part of their daily training plan. Thor no longer had his divine powers...

"Alright, I'll take you in," Fu You said in a low voice.

"Angel, you're really talking big. With your skinny arms and legs, how are you going to get in there?"

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"Hey! Why didn't they stop you?" Thor couldn't help but ask loudly.

"Because I have a cooperative relationship with them, I've already made arrangements." Fu You led Thor and his group straight to the location of Mjolnir.

She had already spoken to Coulson, and Coulson had agreed to her idea of ​​having Thor try to pull out Mjolnir.

"We're here, right here." They hadn't walked far when they arrived at their destination, and on the ground in front of them lay Thor's hammer, Mjolnir.

"My hammer!" Thor shouted excitedly, took a few quick steps, placed his hand on the hammer, and put his hand on it.

no response.

The hammer didn't budge.

"What's going on?!" Thor tried to force it, but the hammer didn't react at all.

"Your Highness Thor, this position might make it difficult to exert force. You could try sitting on the hammer and using your body strength to shake it to see if you can pull it out," Fu You suggested.

"Okay!" Thor didn't even think for a second before straddling the hammer, gripping the handle with both hands, and hanging from the hammer.

"Doesn't he look like a husky struggling to get through the door with a twig in its mouth?" Fu You smiled with delight, looking at Thor who was shaking himself vigorously.

In an instant, she felt as if she had awakened some strange hobby.

Jane, standing nearby, couldn't help but wipe away a cold sweat: "Are all angels this despicable? They'll even fool a fool."

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