Mygo, are you all yanderes?

Things like sticking a band-aid on your head to attract attention, unzipping your jacket and tilting your head at a 45-degree angle to face the wind when someone comes by, or playing music you think is tasteful on the school radio station.

They were all absolutely terrible ideas.

Incidentally, Kusano Akira ordered metal music that the other party had recommended to him.

Incidentally, it was also her suggestion to bring musical instruments to school—this was probably the only useful advice she gave. If it weren't for this, Chihaya Aine probably wouldn't have asked Kusano Akira to form a band.

So even though the advice given by these two people was somewhat abstract, in Kusano Akira's mind, this rock queen was already associated with being unreliable.

Kusano Akira felt that this person was like him, someone who didn't have many friends. Otherwise, why would he write "lots of friends" in his name?

The more you lack something, the more you want others to think you have it.

That being said, she should also be considered Kusano Akira's friend, after all, they've known each other for three years—but Kusano Akira is reluctant to admit it.

He felt that online relationships were too fragile, lacking both emotional depth and longevity.

Maybe one day will be their last chat, and they'll disappear from the world forever, never to be contacted again.

[Rock Queen with Lots of Friends: Are you struggling with issues between friends? Then leave it to me, the ultimate social butterfly!]

[My bass will never be dull: Speaking of which, I've been really craving ramen lately. Any recommendations for good places to eat?]

[Extreme Realm - Emperor of War: xxx There's a ramen shop nearby. The broth is so-so, but the owner has amazing strength, making the noodles incredibly chewy.]

[The Ultimate Realm - Emperor of Martial Arts: His grip strength is truly incredible.]

[Rock Queen with Many Friends: Weren't we talking about friends? How did it suddenly turn into ramen?]

[My bass will never be dull: I recently found a brand new bass from the last century in my parents' collection, what a treasure!]

【Peak Realm - Emperor of Martial Arts: I'm envious.】

[Rock Queen with Lots of Friends: I'm here too, hey—can you see me?]

[My bass will never be dull: I recently discovered another edible plant, typical of me.]

【Extreme Realm - Emperor of Martial Arts: As expected of someone who thrives in a fulfilling life, even their hobbies are so unique.】

[Rock Queen with Lots of Friends: Was my account banned?]

[My bass will never be dull: I've spent all the money I earned from my part-time job again, ugh! @My many friends are rock queens, I'm hungry, time for food.]

【The Ultimate Realm - Emperor of Martial Arts: Hungry, hungry, time to eat.】

[Rock Queen with tons of friends: You're only replying to me now?!]

Inside a live house called STARRY in Shimokitazawa.

A girl with short blue hair and a very cool, androgynous style used a broom to support her body, staring intently at her phone with a slight smile on her lips.

"Slacking off again? Be careful, your sister will dock your pay when she gets back."

A cheerful voice rang out. The girl with the golden side ponytail was complaining, but there wasn't much blame on her face.

She poked her finger at the blue-haired girl's face, then curiously rested her chin on the girl's shoulder, wondering what could be so captivating to her friend.

"You're looking at that forum again."

"Yeah, because it's a lot of fun."

The blue-haired girl gently swiped her phone screen, watching [The Lonely Queen with Many Friends] go crazy as always, and revealed a slightly mischievous smile.

"Oh, that's great. Our Ms. Liang has someone she can chat with so well. I'm really jealous."

The blonde girl teased the blue-haired girl with a grin, then moved her head off the blue-haired girl's shoulder and walked toward the counter.

"It's okay, Hongxia is also my wings."

"Shameless."

The blonde girl turned around and stuck her tongue out at the blue-haired girl.

"By the way, I've noted down your slacking off earlier. Guess if I'll tell your sister? Someone's going to be eating grass again this month."

"Don't be like that, Hongxia, you're the best."

"I'll lend you my new guitar to play with."

"I'm the drummer, I don't need a guitar~"

Author's Note: 5k

Update will be later tomorrow.

There are five classes

Volume 1: Chapter 34 Chapter 33. Ichisato Goto, please join!

[Extreme Realm - Emperor of Martial Arts: To be honest, I'm also a bit confused about this matter.]

【The Ultimate Realm - The Emperor of Martial Arts: That's roughly it, blah blah blah】

Kusano Akira gave them a brief account of what had happened with Toyokawa Shoko that day.

[My bass will never let the conversation die down: She's actually a girl?]

The blue-haired girl, Yamada Ryo, decided to slack off as much as possible while the shop manager, Ijichi Seika, was still away from returning, since there was no hope of saving her from losing her salary.

Anyway, there's always Ichiji Nijika to help her, and even if Nijika doesn't want to help her, she still has the option of eating grass.

She leaned lazily against the staff lounge, idly browsing the forum. Her slender fingers kept refreshing the page, but no matter how many times she refreshed, only Kusano Akira's post remained.

The remaining posts are from a long time ago, and there's hardly anyone active on them anymore.

Another thing is about to be abandoned by the times.

As Yamada Ryo was sighing, she suddenly saw that Kusano Akira's post had been updated again. After reading the words in it, Yamada Ryo perked up and a slight smile appeared on her lips.

This online friend she met by chance has brought her new amusement.

[The Ultimate Realm - Emperor of Martial Arts: That's true, but it's not important.]

[The rock queen with tons of friends: I think it's very important.]

[My bass will never be dull: absolutely.]

【Extreme Realm - Emperor of Martial Arts: Don't worry about the details, just come and help me analyze what's going on.】

[Rock Queen with tons of friends: I just can't do anything with you! Let me, the online minister with over 30,000 followers, help you!]

On the tram, a girl with a sinister aura, dressed entirely in pink and carrying a guitar bag, was holding her phone and chuckling quietly, oblivious to everyone around her. Her strange behavior even startled the office workers next to her, who moved away from her.

The girl with terrible fashion sense and incredibly eccentric behavior—namely, Goto Ichiri—was completely oblivious to her own strange actions. She simply kept her head down, chuckling to herself, lost in her own world.

Goto Ichiri, at the tender age of sixteen, had a face like a lotus and eyes like cold stars. Her appearance was like a faint shadow of the moon veiled by light clouds, or drifting like swirling snow in a flowing wind.

Judging solely by her appearance, she absolutely lived up to the title of "super popular girl" that she boasted about to Kusano Akira and Yamada Ryo. Part Two

In fact, someone with her looks should be at the very top of the campus food chain.

Unfortunately, although she inherited her parents' beauty, which was comparable to that of celebrities, she did not rely on it to reach the pinnacle of Brahmanism. Instead, she successfully managed to remain alone from childhood to adulthood, with only her family's dog as her friend.

The reason for all this is that Goto Ichiri is a person with severe social anxiety disorder.

Because of social anxiety disorder, Ichiri Goto is completely unable to engage in normal social interactions with others.

Of course, if it's just ordinary social anxiety, it's unlikely to mean having no peers to talk to. (5)

Even someone as eccentric as Akari Takamatsu is treated like a cute mascot by her classmates, so Ichiri Goto, whose appearance is in no way inferior to Akari Takamatsu, should be able to do the same.

However, Goto Ichiri does not suffer from social anxiety in the conventional sense.

She can be described as a born embodiment of internet abstraction, her birth carrying the blessing of the god of abstraction, capable of bearing the weight of an entire era's abstraction on her own.

To put it simply, Goto Ichiri is mentally ill.

This is not an outspoken insult, but a statement of fact: Goto Ichiri's thinking is definitely different from that of ordinary people.

From a personal perspective of values ​​and thinking, Goto Ichiri, under the influence of her parents, is quite normal and a very kind and good child.

But she also possesses a powerful ability to think divergently, which would make most literary creators envious.

She always manages to shift her attention to a seemingly insignificant little thing, which then sparks her thinking, leading her to consider aspects completely unrelated to the matter at hand.

Ultimately, her thinking will be swayed, and she will completely forget her normal, normal logic of doing things, which will then affect her behavior.

This often leads her to react in ways that are incomprehensible to normal people, but she herself is completely unaware of these things.

This includes, but is not limited to, knowing that the method of playing metal music during breaks suggested to others had failed miserably, yet still confidently trying it again—which, of course, also failed.

Including but not limited to, after hearing the person in front of her talking about something she was interested in, she would stand up, yell twice, and run away—and even now she doesn't dare to look the person in front of her in the eye.

This includes, but is not limited to, knowing that her plan to appear aloof and attractive to others had failed miserably, she still tried it herself—this cannot be called a failure, as she did successfully create a deep impression on her junior high school classmates.

It just wasn't the effect she wanted.

Because her suggestions to Kusano Akira kept failing, she also felt that the super popular persona she had created in the article seemed to be in jeopardy.

Goto Ichiri began to feel anxious.

These are some of her few human friends. What if her mask is torn off in front of them? She might lose them forever!

'Hey, Goto, you're so boring, we're not playing with you anymore.'

'Pfft, Goto's hilarious. She's clearly just a gloomy girl, yet she calls herself a rock queen.'

Don’t do that kind of thing!

As if imagining herself being tortured and abandoned by her two friends, Goto Ichiri let out a miserable scream, clutching her head and shaking herself frantically, startling the uncle who had just been chased and beaten by a girl with a lamp the night before.

The man felt that society was truly ruined, and that the children these days were becoming increasingly abnormal.

Unlike Kusano Akira, Goto Ichiri insisted on the view that "online friends are also friends".

So when she saw herself gradually becoming a comedic figure on the forum, and even the other two people becoming more and more casual towards her, even starting to flirt with her, Goto Ichiri felt that she couldn't just sit idly by. She had to produce evidence to prove that she was a popular person, so that the other two people would regain their trust in her.

You know what, she actually has something to prove it. Qi

Although looking back on Goto Ichiri's life, she certainly had some failures, she did at least succeed in one thing. (Lu)

That is, Goto Ichiri, with her superb guitar skills and the help of her father, successfully amassed 30,000 followers online.

Despite having no friends and not being considered good-looking (in her own opinion), she managed to do things that most of her peers couldn't, which greatly boosted Goto Ichiri's confidence.

As a result, Goto Ichiri became obsessed with the internet.

She began to invest her energy in the account called 'Guitar Hero', while also constantly cultivating a persona of being a successful person in order to satisfy her little vanity.

From then on, this incident became both Goto Ichiri's greatest asset and her greatest weakness. II.

The success of this account gave Goto Ichiri a taste of success, and she couldn't wait to brag to people 24/7 that she was the 'Guitar Hero'—if she had the courage to say it out loud.

Moreover, it wasn't just a lack of courage; she was also afraid that the 'Guitar Hero' account would be dragged down by her real-life self, making it impossible to continue operating the account.

So she didn't even reveal her identity as a 'guitar hero' on the forum.

But things are different now. In order to keep her last two friends, Goto Ichiri decides to officially tell them that she is the 'Guitar Hero'.

So Goto Ichiri pretended to help Kusano Akira solve his problem, but 'accidentally' revealed that he had 30,000 fans.

After finishing this task, Goto Ichiri lowered her head again, her thick bangs obscuring her bright eyes. She was simply living in her own fantasy, with only strange laughter emanating from her deeply buried face.

Come on over! Let the praises, the exclamations, the cheers fill the air! Goto Ichiri is ready to receive you all today.

[My bass will never be dull: *chuckle*]

[A group chat with lots of friends teaching how to write: ∝｛《?≠Rock Queen: Why, why are you laughing? 】

[My bass will never be dull: 30,000 followers, lol.]

Yamada Ryo's reaction caused Goto Ichiri's expression to change.

This isn't quite what she expected!

In her mind, the two of them should be shocked by her identity and exclaim that it was impossible, and then she would just have to look at them with a smirk.

Then, when they still don't believe it, all you need to do is show them a screenshot of your 'Guitar Hero' backstage profile, and they will cry and express their remorse for their previous behavior.

Finally, she would naturally regain her credibility on the forum and transform herself into the absolute center among the three—that's how it should be!

But why didn't the script show it that way?

[Rock Queen with tons of friends: I'm serious!]

[The Ultimate Realm - Emperor of Martial Arts: It's alright, I believe in you.]

Upon seeing Kusano Akira's profile picture, Goto Ichiri was overjoyed.