Looks like he's easy to talk to.
If it were another person, this Oda Nobuhime would have already started giving orders in a domineering manner - she was so easy to talk to because the person in front of her was the top salesperson of the company, and she had to kneel down and lick the boots of the general manager when he came.
"Well, it's time to implement the plan." Beidou Xinwei also felt that it was about time.
"You're always so secretive. I heard you're trying to incite the Nishi Mino Trio to revolt?" Oda Nobuhime's eyes lit up: "That's a good idea—"
"Actually, Saito Yoshitatsu is quite resourceful. After killing my father, he quickly took control of the country. If he hadn't met me, he might have been able to hold on for a few more years." Beidou Xinwei also felt that the timeline was indeed moving very fast. After thinking for a moment, he said, "But this is just one part of the plan. Everything is going according to plan."
"You... have been acting weird lately. You keep asking for the 88th Kyoto Temple and keep saying everything is in the plan. Uh... shouldn't you be more careful?" Oda Nobuhime looked at Hokuto Nobuo's mental state with a worried look.
"Don't worry about the details—it's all part of the plan!"
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Beidou Xinwei has been very busy recently, mainly due to the system.
How long does it take to "create" a person from nothing? Sometimes it takes a moment, and sometimes it requires other means.
For example, we are familiar with——
Human body refining array.
Beidou Xinwei is not Edward Elric, and cannot prepare 65% oxygen, 18% carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorus, potassium... he can't get them.
Not even the beast Pete Griffin - one should be careful with things like human transmutation.
"Hmm... this should be the last piece of Saint Crystal, right? Can I summon the Lord Yu Xianzu with this?"
It's the night when the stars are in the right place.
The summoning begins.
Xinwei still felt that he should be more careful. If something unexpected happened - of course, he didn't think there would be any accidents - he could still get along well with the people "below". Or to put it in a less lofty way.
He wanted to have a fight with the Lord Yu Xianzu in the real world.
In a secret palace in Kuno City, Beidou Xinwei's study was a place that no one would come into.
After a strange purple light, a figure gradually took shape.
Chapter 228 corrected the issue of female characters wearing revealing/not revealing enough clothing.
Stars, stars, dreams are forever; stars, stars, sleep is hope.
Stars, flowing clouds shuttle between the sun and the moon. When the stars return to their positions, now is the appointed time.
The end of eternity, the despair of fate...
"...What kind of crappy summoning phrase is this? I've changed it." Beidou Xinwei felt that the summoning phrases given by the Heroic Spirit system were too ridiculous, so he deleted and revised them. He wrote a title in Japanese called "Dream Ending わり".
A flash of purple light passed by, and the person Beidou Xinwei had been thinking about summoning...
"Hmm...you're the interesting person Hikaru mentioned, right?"
A pretty, cute, and delicate girl, probably only sixteen or seventeen, but without the slightest hint of childishness, instead exuding a youthful energy. She wore a "緌" (a traditional Japanese aristocratic ornament) on her head, which at first glance resembled two pointed cat ears.
Her long black hair was tied into a bun at the back of her head, then cascaded down like a ponytail, reaching her calves. Two red auspicious symbols adorned her forehead. She wore Japanese-style armor: a small sandalwood plate on her right shoulder, highlighting her warrior status. A small dovetail plate on her left breast. Beidou Xinwei, with his sharp eyes, spotted it immediately: cheap stuff! Probably a small iron plate covered in deerskin. The large sandalwood plate on her right shoulder was a Japanese-style shoulder armor, designed to protect against arrows.
Okay, that’s all I have to say about the armor I’m wearing.
Gone.
Dressed like lingerie, this lively young woman even wore ornate court attire on her limbs. Her key areas weren't even bikini armor, leaving her bare torso. A bikini armor is at least a swimsuit armor, or at worst, a bra. Yours is at best a bra cap, and it's not sealed! The slightest movement reveals it clearly. The idea of a short skirt that reaches the crotch is like a leaf rising high out of water—a low EQ would be to criticize a dancer's skirt!
Moreover, the skirt does not cover the front, revealing the blue panties.
Who are you seducing!
"You?! Who are you?" Beidou Xinwei looked at the other party. Am I soliciting a prostitute too much?
Judging from her temperament, it doesn’t seem like that. She’s just a teenage Sailor Moon - it’s just that this Sailor Moon is dressed a little cooler.
"Me? It's me, it's me. Don't you recognize me?" The girl was a little anxious when she saw that the handsome boy in front of her didn't recognize her.
"...Is this some new scam?" The handsome boy rolled his eyes, standing up and looking down at the young woman before him. She was about 1.65 meters tall, definitely considered tall in Japan. Her figure was... well, how should I put it, a hint of developing beauty within her youthful youth. "I'm summoning my ancestor Minamoto no Raikou. Who are you?"
Although Yu Xianzu is now almost... no, he's already been turned into a Rinpoche. But... this kind of legal twist is honestly even more addictive. Don't ask if it's Yu Xianzu's fault, I'm asking if you're out of the fifth generation of kinship? - If you're out of the fifth generation of kinship, then it's legal and legitimate no matter what!
"Eh? Didn't Hikaru tell you? It's me, it's me. Didn't she tell you?" Suddenly, the girl seemed to have no sense of distance at all. They were practically pressed together, even jumping back and forth close to each other. The 1.65-meter-tall girl seemed to want to be shoulder to shoulder with the 1.85-meter-tall Beidou Xinwei. There were a few times when their noses were indeed touching. The girl pointed at her face cutely but without any pretense, just a little anxiously: "My name is Ushiwakamaru! Um, well... Actually, actually. Actually, I, I am also one of your ancestors. You, please don't bully me..."
"...Oh, it's you, kid." Beidou Xinwei suddenly remembered that he seemed to have obtained such a summoning quota more than half a year ago.
But… Minamoto no Raikou was just too attractive, and he had no shortage of women around him. He was also the type who preferred to go home to the bathroom, and he didn't like to open up more branches. Those unattractive women didn't interest him at all.
Not like the one in front of me.
But this girl really looks a little too petite and cute—she should go back to school and breastfeed. I really don't have any interest in her. How can she compare to Minamoto no Raikou, who exudes female hormones?
"Ah..." Beidou Xinwei put his hands on his hips and sighed, "It seems that Minamoto no Raikou did tell me about this once, but... well, forget it. I've come now. By the way, you said you are me and my ancestor? Who are you exactly? Raikou told me once, but I forgot. But whose ancestral tablet has an ancestor dressed like you?"
“!?! Um… I’m sorry… I’m a little shy now that you mention it…” She covered her seemingly delicate and weak body with her hands, blushing as she said, “I, we are in the Hall of Heroes Afterlife—all girls, no boys, so… after all these years, it seems, it seems that I haven’t paid much attention…”
That's right! If an area is dominated by only girls, it's likely to become the Garden of Nurgle. Before Beidou Xinwei traveled through time, he was a child king and a teacher! Many of his high school seniors lived on campus, with the girls sharing a dorm. One side faced the school, the other the street. The school building had a dorm supervisor watching over it, so they didn't dare to act rashly. But the street side was unattended. Objects were thrown from high places, often including used sanitary napkins. Scattered objects hung from the trees along the street, and in the summer it looked like a branch of the Garden of Nurgle. The street sweeper cursed at the people below every day, but there was no sign of improvement. Of course, this is a fictional novel, so any similarities are purely coincidental.
"Isn't this a coincidence? I have a set of female warrior clothes here. You, take off what you are wearing!" Beidou Xinwei sighed.
Although this is a quiet tea room.
But since it's so quiet, it would be a shame not to use it for something else. Beidou Xinwei isn't particularly obsessed with the tea ceremony, so...it's normal to prepare a few spare changes of clothes for his wife here, right?
"Eh!? Take off... Take off your clothes as soon as we meet? I, we don't know each other that well yet..." Girls are always full of emotions and look a little embarrassed. Shouldn't we at least have a casual chat about love?
"Little ancestor, stop stuffing your little head with dirty trash." Beidou Xinwei threw a warrior uniform that could cover her entire body on the girl: "Take off this sexy armor and put on this airtight one! You little girl dare to reveal so much in front of outsiders, are you really not afraid of my blood pressure and height going crazy? ...By the way, you haven't told me who you are yet? With my identity, most people call me ancestor casually. Who are you? Tell me your name-"
"Genji... Genji Kujo Yoshitsune... very, very famous... right?" The girl took a samurai uniform in her hand, looked at it, squinted her eyes and said with a hint of disdain, "What we wore back then was much better looking than yours. They were all modified versions passed down from the Tang and Song dynasties. Yours... is a bit ugly?"
"..."
"Hey... I, I can take it off by myself... that..."
Chapter 229 Dark History: Jiu Niang
The girl is very beautiful and cute, but most importantly, she has a heroic air, as if a heroic spirit is lingering around her.
"Sniff... sniff... it smells strange."
Wearing the gorgeous and majestic, but slightly modified female samurai uniform, Ushiwakamaru frowned, seeming a little confused. "What... is this incense smell?"
"Incense? I never use incense. It's harmful to the body." Beidou Xinwei shook his head.
"? You don't use incense? It's harmful to your health?" Ushiwakamaru didn't quite understand. As someone who lived through the Heian period, no noble in her time used incense. Furthermore, "appreciating incense" was a beloved activity among nobles.
Let's put it this way, Jia Baoyu went to "The Tale of Genji", and they were all good men with strong bones and tough guys. This shows the atmosphere of the Heian period.
"You never appreciate fragrance?" The girl looked at Beidou Xinwei in shock, as if observing his temperament and demeanor. Then she looked at the surrounding furnishings and the scenery outside the window - "You, I heard you are a lord, right?"
"Well, just the ruler of a city and a country, not much." Beidou Xinwei acquiesced: "My career is on the rise, and it should be even better in the future."
"With your status, why don't you appreciate the fragrance?"
"Musk, incense, and other fragrances can, in some extreme cases, cause infertility in women and men. I really dislike the smell, so I tell all the women around me not to use them—" Humans don't have body odor, only the odor that oozes from sweat glands. It just so happens that this odor hits the human G-spot. It's basically the same thing as cats liking roe and dogs liking sex. "A woman's body odor is delicious enough. Truth is rare in this world. A woman's blush is worth more than a whole line of dialogue. But then came rouge, and it became hard to tell whether it was genuine or fake."
"?! Huh?" The little girl seemed to have no idea what the handsome boy in front of her was thinking. She could only say stupidly, "Are the descendants rebelling and returning to nature? I never thought that after hundreds of years, the world would become like this. Not bad, not bad... Then I'll continue to not wear makeup from now on, okay?"
"Hmm..."? Beidou Xinwei was stunned for a moment, not quite understanding why he suddenly said this: "Okay, I suggest that women around me should not wear makeup, after all, it's not good. Besides, women look good without makeup too-"
The key is that, firstly, they can't enjoy the "white face, black teeth" hobbies of District 11. Secondly, these girls with face cards look good without makeup. If they put on makeup, they look like third-rate fan artists who started to color blindly: "Come on, I'll take you around this world."
Beidou Xinwei put his hands behind his back and transformed his own body... In fact, he had succeeded a long time ago and had several children.
This human body transformation was considered a reverse transformation. This little girl turned out to be the ancestor of the identity given to her by this body—
People like Minamoto no Raikou, who have curvy figures, are the great ancestors, while people like him can only be considered as little ancestors at best.
"Do you know what's happening to this world?" Beidou Xinwei looked back at his lovely little ancestor.
"I know a little bit. You and Raikou told me about it, and Raikou told me about it—there's a war going on again." Ushiwakamaru nodded and said, "But I do have a lot of experience in things like war. Whether it's physics or tactics, I have experience."
"Oh?" Hokuto Nobuo glanced at the other man, suddenly finding it quite intriguing. He'd been traveling back in time for five years, following the story of Minamoto no Yoshitsune. In this ancient world devoid of entertainment, he'd "listened" to one Rakugo performance after another with his wives. Honestly, he'd listened to eighteen versions of Minamoto no Yoshitsune, and only now had he realized he was a woman.
"I heard that you, Minamoto no Kujo Yoshitsune, are also a brave and skilled general." Beidou Nobuyoshi looked at him provocatively: "What do you think? Do you dare to come out and fight me?"
"Hehehe... ahem!" Ushiwakamaru... no, Kusanagi Yoshitsune suddenly let out a mock cough, her sweet voice trying to sound old-fashioned. The girl stroked her smooth chin, regretting her lack of beard, but with an expression as if she were giving Jiang an instruction. "In that case, as an old senior, I must give you some advice. Tell me, do you want to learn military tactics or martial arts?"
"Actually, I'm quite good at fighting, but we'll have to wait and see. We'll each bring 100,000 soldiers and see who returns victorious, and who's completely wiped out." Beidou Xinwei smiled and patted the sword at his waist. "Let's go find a dojo and find some ordinary swords. Do you dare to show me?"
If you keep acting cool, I'll make you fly! I'll let you know what it means to be entangled in the flesh!
"Alright, alright~~~ ahem, my strength is extraordinary. Don't be fooled by my appearance, I know I'm famous! I also know I'm very strong—I won't hold back!" The beautiful girl tried to show off her smooth arms and flexed her biceps, "If you lose to a girl, don't cry."
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"Wuwuwu... Why? Why? Why is this happening? This, this is totally unreasonable!"
The girl, knocked to the ground, crouched in the corner, her entire body reduced to a pile of white ash, like a mushroom sprouting. She wept and spun in circles, as if facing a wall, completely lost in the abyss of self-doubt.
It is obvious that although the panel data of this Jiu Niang Yoshitsune is very strong as if he is cheating, he cannot beat those with a system.
The girl who was beaten and became autistic cried with tears in her eyes.
"The master was very ruthless and petty. He never knew how to give others a break and even deliberately won with a large score." Suddenly, a gentle voice sounded.
Sharing a common sympathy, they immediately mourned without a moment's rest. The next person to rush to Jiu Niang was... Himura Ken?!
"Hmm?" Jiu Niang Yoshitsune wiped her tears and stared at the red-haired girl in front of her. This one is: "You, you are..."
"Beidou Xinwei is my master. His swordsmanship is superb and he received the true teachings from the Tang Dynasty."
"Tang...Tang Kingdom?" That year, I was drunk, holding your hand, and talking nonsense. I was only concerned with the idea of the greatness of the Tang Dynasty in my heart, expressing it enthusiastically. Although the Tang Dynasty was gone, the Japanese admiration for the Tang Dynasty had never changed for a moment: "Avita, he is...what's going on?"
Kenshin then repeated his own Feitian Yujian Style.
"...? Siguoyi, but how come I haven't heard of it at all?" Forgetting to cry, Jiu Niang Yoshitsune stood up, patted himself, bowed to Himura Kenshin in front of him and said, "You can just call me Gen Jiu Niang from now on. May I ask who you are...?"
"Himurai Kenshin, just call me Ken."
The two girls began to sympathize with each other, after all, they were both defeated by Beidou Xinwei in swordsmanship.
"Now that you two have finished speaking," Beidou Xinwei now knew how much this feminized Minamoto no Yoshitsune in history weighed.
Very strong—as strong as his own apprentice, but! He is completely unable to reach his level.
"Then let's go. You've already learned the basics of this world. I'll give you a new mission—attack and capture a country for me."
Chapter 230: That adult’s plan is about to come true! Hahahaha…
In theory, a man can be chauvinistic as long as he is rich and powerful enough, and vice versa.
For example, Saito Kicho's position within the Hokuto clan and even the Oda clan was extremely awkward, mainly due to class division issues. Because Hokuto Nobuyoshi had made a "statement of abdication," even though Saito Dosan was a thief who stole the country, bullied orphans and widows to gain power, and betrayed his master, he was good, right, beautiful, and just!
Saito Yoshitatsu forced his father to retire early and occupied Mino, which was an unforgivable and extremely evil act.
Isn't that a coincidence? Saito Dosan is Saito Kicho's father, and Saito Yoshitatsu is Saito Kicho's half-brother. All three share the surname Saito, a true coincidence—but Saito Kicho's current awkward position stems precisely from her overly "exalted" status.
Now she can continue to be the mistress of the Beidou family, and there are still so many women in the Oda family who are scrambling to meet her and follow her path as a lady. This is basically entirely due to Beidou Nobuhiro's extraordinary strength.
"Alas... flowers bloom and fade, filling the sky, and you appear and disappear; morning and evening, yet it is difficult to outline your face."
Because Beidou Xinwei is good at Chinese, as the saying goes, women dress to please themselves, and learning things that their partner likes is also the way of husband and wife. Saito Guichou learned a few simple Chinese songs -
Beidou Xinwei religion.
"The Unfortunate Song of the Ming Dynasty".
The year is 1555, during the reign of the renowned Ming Dynasty Emperor Jiajing. In 1550, the year Beidou Xinwei traveled through time, the Ming dynasty faced its greatest crisis of the sixteenth century: the Oirat Mongols approached the imperial capital. For the past few years, the Ming dynasty had indeed been experiencing a difficult time. The Ming dynasty was then like Wang Xiaoer, each year worse than the last. It was a downward spiral, and things were only going from bad to worse.
As a former history teacher, Beidou Xinwei didn't learn anything else, but he did learn a lot about the filthiness of history, black humor, and hellish jokes.
"Madam, you sing beautifully! Is this the splendor of the Ming Dynasty?" Several wives of powerful officials from Owari applauded enthusiastically. As the wife of Beidou Xinwei's subordinate, she naturally had to do her best to please Beidou Xinwei's wife.
Three of these women actually knew each other from the past—the wives of Ujiie Bokuzen, Inaba Kazutetsu, and Andō Morinari. They were old enough to be Saito Kicho's mothers, yet they still had to kowtow to him. Their husbands had secretly surrendered, and they were here to "reminisce" with Saito Kicho. Relationships need to be maintained; three years of absence wouldn't be enough to make them close, let alone a relationship based solely on profit.
"Yes, this is the Ming Dynasty style that my husband taught me."
No! This opera tune is a reworking of Peking Opera. It took at least three hundred years for it to become famous, only after the arrival of the Four Great Anhui Troupes in Beijing. Now? There's no Peking Opera now. So, once the Beidou Xinwei sect leaves Japan... no, outside of Owari, no one knows what nonsense it's talking about.
"Mrs. Guidie is so lucky to have a husband who loves her so much." Even if Inaba Ichitetsu's wife took good care of herself, she was still thirty. At this moment, she touched her face with a bit of self-pity, and a layer of white ash almost fell off: "The master likes girls who are thirteen, not thirty. Sigh..."
"Who says it's not true? A while ago, my master took in a new wife and said it would be best to have more children as soon as possible. We may not be able to raise them, but we still have to have children." Ujiie Buquan's wife also sighed and said, "The master hasn't touched me in a long time."
"Who says not? We are old, but Madam is still very young." Even in the Warring States Period, he was old. Ando Morinari's wife blushed softly as she said, "A man that strong must be very powerful, right, Madam?"
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