I am practicing in the Nianghua Warring States Period

"I@#￥#@——" After all this time, you just come here to make me a young widow?

"Oh, right. Either you stay in Owari for the rest of your life, or you kill your husband quickly and ruthlessly, then run to Mino. I can then quickly arrange a marriage with someone else—" Saito Dosan finally smiled playfully, "But then again, I don't know if they'll be interested in you. I think if Oda Nobuhime were rational, she would agree to this marriage. Hokuto and she are half a family, so marrying each other would mean we could support each other. —Who knows if her feminine side would overcome her rationality? It's hard to say."

"Alright, even if I agree!" Saito Kicho held the dagger handed to him by his father and said slowly, "I think people like Beidou Xinwei should be able to live for a long time, because if something happens, there will be people willing to take him in. People like you, Dad, may not be so lucky. If something happens, you will definitely be abandoned by everyone! I am sure I will be one of them. Dad, you'd better be careful and don't let this dagger stab you!"

Chapter 76 Oda Nobuhime: I cheat on myself

The Warring States period isn't much more than that, as you'll notice when playing the game. A large portion of the game is devoted to warfare: how to recruit soldiers, how to march, who the generals are, and so on. Internal affairs, on the other hand, are simply simulated construction phases. And then there's diplomacy, which is probably the option most despised by war-crazed players. Aside from starting a war, it's essentially useless.

But the most important aspect of diplomacy in history is marriage.

Especially in feudal states, a woman's belly can be more powerful than a cannon.

"...Are you sick?" Oda Nobuhime looked at Hirate Masahide before her, then at the letter in her hand. She wasn't exactly furious, but at least she was acting like a psychopath. "Master Hirate! Why did you bring this thing? I'm going to unify Owari and kill that venomous snake Saito Dosan! How dare this bastard play tricks on me!"

"My Lord, please calm down." Hirate Masahide was feeling rather awkward. A lot had happened recently. He was one of the participants, and watching the girl's madness before him, he felt helpless. "Saito Dosan's envoy to contact us this time was indeed well-intentioned and sincere, not a joke..."

"Pa!" If it were an ordinary person, Oda Nobuhime would have slapped him, but the person in front of her was Hirate Masahide, so she could only slap the tatami: "Master Hirate! - Avi is mine, do you understand what I mean? - We have already discussed the fact that Avi doesn't have a wife, and he has no objection. Why are these monsters so anxious! -"

"No, no, no, my lord, you misunderstood—but not misunderstood. My lord, Saito Dosan asked for a concubine. This action clearly shows that he knows the relationship between you and His Highness Avi. He left you enough face and feasibility. In other words, it is precisely because of this that he wants to have a marriage relationship with the Oda family."

"Hmph, it's not just that." Oda Nobuhime's eyes suddenly turned when she heard this, and the beautiful girl's expression was sinister: "I know, these guys want to replace the inheritance! Ha, wishful thinking! - The women of our Oda family are not all dead! I can go into battle myself. Besides, even if everyone is gone, my mother can still give birth! I..."

"My lord, my lord! Be careful with your words, be careful with your words!" Hirate Masahide, sweating profusely, stopped the first female lunatic of the Warring States Period from speaking, and forcibly dragged her thoughts, which were about to fly out of the atmosphere, back to the world: "My lord, these words cannot be said!"

"Oh, I can't say... That's right, there's not a single good thing on my mother's side. Avi doesn't even want that old meat, and yet this old woman is acting so immature over there, hetui!" Oda Nobuhime took a sip and said sullenly, "But... I understand the importance of reason. Owari is facing constant internal and external troubles, and the prospect of unification is far away! And if Imagawa launches another large-scale attack, we'll be completely helpless... I agree to the marriage. But!"

Oda Nobuhime spoke each word through her teeth.

She had been cheated on more than once or twice, and her Dream-Breaking Blade was almost perfected. She gritted her teeth and said, "Go ask Avi what he thinks. I personally agree and want to facilitate it, but if Avi doesn't agree, forget it! - What kind of person is that Guidie from Minong? Send someone to investigate and find Wuyan. Our Avi won't agree! Tsk, what kind of person is he? He's worthy of competing with me!"

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Beidou Xinwei is on holiday today and is at home with his wife and children.

Anyway, there were only a few of us in the family, so if we needed more people, we could ask Maeda Toshiie, Sasa Narimasa, and the others to come and help. If we needed any handicrafts, we could ask a few young miko to help.

Kikyo became Chiaki Kikyo, but for Kikyo herself, not much changed. She still treated patients, dispensed medicine, and worked as a pharmacy manager.

"I thought the master would have such a terrible personality, but it seems that the master is a little too relaxed." Kenshin Himura, who had been practicing meticulously for the whole morning, felt very strange when he saw Nobuyuki Beidou lying there in a state of collapse for the whole morning.

A chicken in his left hand, a bottle of milk in his right, and a chomp of vegetables in his mouth. Two sips of milk, two slurps of vegetables, a few crunches of chicken. It's not enough to keep Jian Jiang busy, but Beidou Xinwei's only requirement is that he eat as much as he can, as this is a growing age! Calcium, iron, Longgu Bone Strengthening Granules, and Zinc Gluconate Oral Solution are all good supplements!

In the past two months, Jian Jiang has been expanding at a speed visible to the naked eye.

At 15, I started eating more, and secondary growth began. My height (X axis) hasn't grown, and my body (Y axis) hasn't grown either. It's just my body (Z axis) that's changing... The skinny Lin Daiyu has transformed into the plump and round Bao Jiejie.

"Eating won't stop you from talking." Beidou Xinwei came to the Japanese Warring States period for three reasons: enjoyment, enjoyment, and enjoyment! Fairness and justice, physical exercise, and national affairs actually had nothing to do with him.

So he said to Himura Kenshin righteously, "Life is only a few tens of thousands of days long, so every day you can slack off is a good day. Kenshin, don't you know that your master told you to slack off?"

The most annoying thing is this kind of subordinates. The boss has already touched you, but you are still working overtime. Isn't this just irritating the boss?

"I know - it can endure many storms, and spring will pass in a hurry. I am always afraid that the flowers will bloom too early in the new year, let alone the countless fallen petals. Spring, please stay!..." "Mo Yuer", Xin Qiji

"It's not that! - I'm telling you that there's no need to be so hard on yourself. You see, I never urge you to practice martial arts." Beidou Xinwei lay on the tatami with his body stretched out.

"I don't want to be like my master and give up training for no reason."

"Hahahahaha——Let's talk about it when you can defeat me..."

Kikyo, who was standing aside, looked at the master and the disciple. She couldn't help but smile as she saw that the master was very frivolous while the disciple was very serious.

"Sister Kikyo." Although her adopted sister was only twelve years old, she already knew a lot. For example, she knew how high-ranking a cadre Beidou Xinwei was, and also knew how terrifying Beidou Xinwei's abilities were. The adults around her loved her and treated her with respect. Not only did they treat Kikyo with the utmost respect, but even the samurai who usually looked down on others showed her some courtesy. "Master doesn't seem to like to move? Is he really the number one samurai of the Oda family?"

"probably……"

Everyone was laughing and talking, which was met with a light cough from Hirate Masahide outside the door.

"Your Highness Beidou, I am sorry to have come to visit you." Standing at the gate, he knocked lightly on the wooden door. Hirate Masahide looked at the people in the courtyard and bowed with a smile: "I have urgent matters to attend to, so I did not send you a visiting card. I hope you can forgive me."

Chapter 77 What? You didn’t vote against it either?

While speaking, he did not go into the courtyard, but stood outside the door and bowed slightly.

After all, it was just a small town of 10,000 people, and Samurai Town didn't have any idea of ​​having a gate for the palace. All they had were small courtyards with wooden doors.

"Oh, Master Pingshou." Following his boss's call, Beidou Xinwei leaped from his slumped state. He quickly reached the courtyard gate and greeted him personally—the old man had given him face and treated him well, often yielding to him with visible deference. He couldn't be too shameless, so Beidou Xinwei hurried over and bowed to greet him: "Come in, Master Pingshou is here. I apologize for not welcoming you from afar."

"You're not saying that." Hirate Masahide walked into the courtyard in a very polite manner, nodding to a few of the "servants" in a certain sense, as if he really liked this energetic young generation. After they arrived at the living room and sat down as host and guest, Hirate Masahide said, "Your Highness Avi, I have something to discuss with you. Please, please don't refuse, please! Please!——"

“…” Beidou Xinwei was instantly stumped by this incident.

I'm not Japanese, am I? Not only does this not work on me, it actually makes me laugh.

"How could you say that, Master Hirashou?" No matter how kind a person is, he still couldn't forget the old Japanese man's trick. Beidou Xinwei quickly helped him up: "Master Hirashou, if you have anything to say, just tell me."

Beidou Xinwei glanced at the girls around him and said righteously, "A gentleman's conduct ought to uphold justice and condemn evil! His grace should be remembered in his time, and his reputation will live on for generations to come! — Master Pingshou, if you have anything to say, please speak directly. If it is of any use to me, Beidou Xinwei, and it is not against justice or human nature, I will grant it. Why should you ask for anything?"

Translated into adult language: If you're right, I'll listen. If you're talking nonsense, I have the right to reserve my opinion. We don't have any personal ties, so don't act like you agree with me.

"You are truly a true samurai." Hirate Masahide was quite moved and said to Hokuto Nobuyoshi, "With such a man, the Oda clan should prosper! Even if I die now, I will have no regrets! Well, let me be frank - I am here this time for a personal matter concerning His Highness Avi."

"...? Personal matters?"

"Indeed, although it is a private matter, it is also a matter of state." Hirate Masahide finally kept the question a secret and said directly, "Your Highness Avi has never married to this day, right?"

"Uh..." Go back and ask your Oda Nobuhime! How come a cadre like me hasn't gotten married or been granted land yet? Do you need me to tell you straight out?

"Now there is a match made in heaven, you see..."

"Oh?!" Beidou Xinwei immediately misunderstood. Hirate Masahide came to propose marriage in person? "You mean, Xinji wants to get married now?"

Honestly, I'm a bit afraid of getting married. Beidou Xinwei feels that getting married now would simply lock me in! I want to have fun for two more years, and then find an honest man to marry after I've had enough fun... Wait?

I'm a feudal lord now! I'm in the abominable feudal society! A feudal society of monogamy and polygamy! I can do whatever I want now! During the day, I stab men with my iron fists, and at night, I stab women with my flesh! — This is the abominable ancient feudal society! I don't need to get married like in later generations! I can even learn from Kinoshita Hideyoshi and gather all the beauties and daughters of daimyo from across the country and have sex with them one by one!

"Uh..." Hirate Masahide didn't expect Hokuto Nobuyuki to ask that, but then he realized that saying so would definitely lead to misunderstandings. He quickly waved his hand and said, "We'll discuss Master Ji later. This time, I recommend you Princess Kicho, daughter of Saito Dosan of Mino Province."

“……?” A big question mark appeared on Beidou Xinwei’s head, and even Hirate Masahide could vaguely see it.

Embarrassed, Hirate Masahide quickly explained, "Saito Dosan established his kingdom through cunning and plunder, and his foundation is unstable. As for your relationship with Nobuhime, anyone with a discerning eye can see it. It would give him a powerful relative as external support, and also allow him to be connected to the Oda clan. His Highness Saito Dosan doesn't seek the position of principal wife; a concubine would suffice."

"?"

After a frantic brainstorming session, Hokuto Nobuo finally managed to untangle the web of relationships. The Saito clan had been trying to form a marriage alliance with the Oda clan, but both families had daughters. Saito Dosan's plan to marry his son to Oda Nobuhime was a complete gamble. Thus, the two families' attempts at a relationship relied on a single man acting as a liaison.

This person is Beidou Xinwei.

Beidou Xinwei simply ignored the woman who had come to him! Who knows if you have a card face? Who knows what you look like? The most important thing is… "She's Saito Dosan's daughter. I don't know how to describe the influence of a child's family background. I'm afraid she'll stab me to death while I'm asleep."

Even though I only have 40 health points, you still have to stab me 20 times in the head.

"Um... not really." Hirate Masahide felt that if Hokuto Nobuyoshi unilaterally disagreed, there would be basically no room for negotiation. However, the Oda family needed such an external aid, and if you could sacrifice yourself, it would be a good thing. "I have heard a little about Saito Kicho. This woman does fit some of your perceptions, but only half. This woman often said: If I marry an ordinary man, we might as well die together. If I marry a hero, I am willing to be a slave."

Hirate Masahide was just guessing, thinking it would be better for Saito Dosan's daughter to say so. As a matchmaker, isn't it just nonsense to act as a matchmaker?

"..."

Jackie Chan once said it's best not to get married, because his friends are all vivid examples! The woman ran off with the money—this wasn't the case during the Warring States Period; the man would be killed. There are so many examples in China that I won't go into detail. Even more far-flung in Japan was Hojo Masako, who murdered her husband's entire lineage. She killed her husband's entire family, and even her own bloodline, just for her own family, a move even more ruthless than Empress Lü's.

A more recent example is Toyotomi Hideyoshi's wife, Lady Nene. Hideyoshi favored his concubine over his wife. While it's true that Nene was childless, she later sought revenge against Hideyoshi. She personally raised all seven of Hideyoshi's spearmen. During the Battle of Sekigahara, Nene directly ordered all forces under her influence to support Tokugawa Ieyasu. In a sense, she indirectly contributed to the fall of the Toyotomi family, never giving away what she couldn't have.

There were countless women like this in the Warring States Period, so if you want to find a wife, you must find someone like Oda Nobuhime who is broad-minded and heartless, otherwise she may stab you three times in your sleep.

"You'd better ask Oda Nobuhime." Beidou Nobuyoshi waved his hands repeatedly. "The people around me are all my confidants. As you can see, although I have some fame and fame and fortune are just around the corner, there are only three people living in my house all the time. Yoshino, Nobuhime's trusted person; Kikyo, virtuous and kind; Kenshin, the one I recognize as my successor to the sword. I keep these three by my side and know them inside and out. As for the others... you can ask Nobuhime."

"...If the lord agrees, will you agree?" Hirate Masahide suddenly grasped the root of the problem - the couple both wanted the other to help them refuse.

What a coincidence! Isn't this Brexit? —Hahaha, I'm sure you won't agree! So I'm just looking at options for fun.

"That's right." Beidou Xinwei thought to himself: Is Oda Nobuhime crazy and wants to cuckold herself?

"Okay." Hirate Masahide, who already had the answer, nodded. He already had the answer, but he kept it to himself. He said with a smile, "I'll go discuss it with the lord. You can get ready. If the lord agrees, you can go ahead and go on the blind date."

Chapter 78 Let You See My Heart

It is not an exaggeration to say that everyone in the Warring States Period was a villain.

Sons killing their fathers, ministers killing their rulers, wives killing their husbands, and subordinates overthrowing their superiors—it's an endless cycle—there are really few people you can trust. Really, really, don't test human nature.

"Are you sick? Saito Kicho, Saito Dosan's daughter, do you have someone else out there? Do you think I've lived too long, or do you think I didn't die early enough?"

Beidou Nobuo was attacking Oda Nobuhime face to face, and the boy was almost on top of the girl.

"You're the one who's sick! Who are you insulting? What do you mean I have someone else outside?" This time the beautiful girl definitely didn't give in to the boy: "--Don't you like me anymore? You're picking on me! How could I tell you to die! - Do you want me to take my heart out?"

Because they are both too fierce, both of them are on the edge of life, and they have the same profession to make a living. They look younger than their actual age, so they are also more ruthless in dealing with personal feelings!

If this was written by the useless Reiwa group, it would probably be a youth campus film, but this somewhat morbid Warring States period is full of swords and swords, and everyone is corroded by death all the time. Oda Nobuhime is somewhat like a demon.

"Rip!" Oda Nobuhime's fair little hands were incredibly powerful, tearing her samurai uniform to shreds. A hole was instantly ripped open on her left chest. "Are you really going to make me rip my heart out?—You (mute!) (mute!)"

To omit the most unpleasant curse words in Japanese, they are nothing more than "baka" and "idiot".

"Uh." Beidou Xinwei looked at the other party who was even crazier than himself, and naturally fell into a passive situation.

Still... quite plump.

"Say something! You (mute!) (mute!)" Oda Nobuhime grabbed the collar of Hokuto Nobuyoshi and refused to let go.

"Actually... I didn't expect you to look so thin when you're dressed." Beidou Xinwei, with such strong fighting power, was actually being held by a girl who looked frail but actually had the names of many enemy generals in her hands. In the end, he could only laugh dryly. His attention was completely drawn to the past—

When the girl realized her body was being seen, she didn't slap him like any other girl would. She just frowned slightly. "Normally, I'd be happy if you made that expression, but now it just seems weird to me. Listen carefully, this thing is indeed growing now, just for you to see. But not in this situation! - Are you suspecting I'm going to kill you?"

"...I have many doubts." Trying hard to divert his gaze away from the source of life, Beidou Xinwei reached out to straighten the other person's clothes.

"Don't touch me, you piece of trash! Pervert! Do you think this is the end of the misunderstanding? Hmm..."

She cursed harshly, but her hands showed no sign of restraining the boy in front of her. The atmosphere was slightly ambiguous—unavoidably bumping into something while sorting clothes, and the girl couldn't help but hum when she touched a pink bump.

"Okay! Whatever you want!" The handsome boy had already arranged the beautiful girl's clothes. Hearing her say "hentai, hentai" one sentence after another, the handsome boy felt a little angry! He simply ripped the other girl's clothes open again with a final "rip".

"Ah!... You're truly an extreme pervert." Oda Nobuhime looked down at herself, then with a shy, mocking smile, she looked at the man in front of her: "Let me make it clear, you've defamed me! I give the order and eight hundred swordsmen outside will rush in and hack you to death!"

"Then let's talk. I prefer watching it this way anyway." Beidou Xinwei waved his hand and said, "I advise you not to yell. It will only lead to people coming here to die in vain. I will kill the entire family of anyone who dares to look at you like that. I am also synonymous with cruelty, tyranny, and murderous maniac, but I don't want to chop down the unlucky person who carried out the order for no reason because of your yelling."

When the door was closed, the couple played their own erotic games. It was their business if Slaanesh looked away in embarrassment.

You can't open the door.

"Okay, I just said that I have a lot of doubts. Since you don't want to kill me, why did you find Saito Dosan's daughter for me? Do you think I'm not dying fast enough?" Beidou Xinwei sat upright.

"Not really. We do need the Saito family as an ally." Oda Nobuhime shook her head slightly and said, "Owari is in chaos right now. You know everyone's character. Consider it your sacrifice for your country. Besides, Saito Dosan's daughter is married and must obey you. If you don't like me, don't buy her a small courtyard to live in."

"That's my second suspicion." The beautiful boy hesitated to speak. After gathering his thoughts, he asked awkwardly, "Xinji, are you not in your right mind?"

"You are the one with a mental disorder!" Oda Nobuhime slapped the other person on the end of the hair with great force, but the hair has no pain nerves.

"Then aren't you a pure cuckold? - Looking for a wife for your future man, do you think you don't have enough cuckolds, or do you think you don't have enough competitors? -" The handsome boy looked at the beautiful girl in front of him in confusion.

"...What, cuckold?" Oda Nobuhime didn't quite understand this word.

"Oh, it's a quirk. Through..." Beidou Xinwei explained briefly, "to obtain psychological morbid pleasure. It's a manifestation of sexual perversion."

"I have no choice but to do this for the sake of the general situation. Besides, if I don't satisfy you, you are not a saint and you would have rebelled long ago!" Oda Nobuhime was so angry that she wanted to arrest Beidou Nobumi and make him rebel for ten years! Three months of which were insults to herself.

Is there really something wrong with me? — This beautiful girl Daimyo was also a little confused, but she definitely didn't show it!

"You still don't have any fiefdoms or a wife. And that Kikyo, where are you even going to have a romantic relationship with? — I filmed Yoshino Ikoma for you, so she'd be your maid for sex, but I never thought you'd actually use her as a full-time maid. You...are you really that bad?"

"Ah, well, don't you usually use your mouth to satisfy your physiological needs? I see you seem quite happy and you don't want to get pregnant and..."

"Bang!" This time, it was a real blow to the head with a fist: "Are you done asking?"

“…I’ve basically finished asking.”

"Okay, then lie down!" She was also puzzled. Even if she choked to death while eating, she wouldn't feel any pleasure at all. Why was this man like a veritable walking aphrodisiac? When they were alone, it seemed like no matter what they did, even if it hurt accidentally pulling her hair, the pain would be pleasurable.

Chapter 79 We Are All Ones

...This time, let's see if I can really feel happy even if it hurts.

My wife introduced me to a partner for a political marriage.

The chaotic and chaotic Warring States era meant that the effects of a single battle, or even victory, could take months or even years to manifest. A victor might face internal disintegration due to excessive rewards and a lack of rewards for retainers. A loser might also gain strength after their hindering retainers were eliminated. In short, everything was murky and uncertain.

As the bullet flies, it can easily fly to Uranus, killing a group of Trisolarans and scaring a whole group of singers to death.

Saito Dosan's life was filled with such bullets, and generally speaking, the results were positive. At least that was the case until he defeated Oda Nobuhide two years ago.