I am practicing in the Nianghua Warring States Period

There are simply too few interjections in Japanese. Otherwise, Oda Nobuhime would have probably said something like, "Mahime is so handsome!" or "So damn handsome!"

Chapter 62: The tree wants to be still but the wind does not stop; the grandfather wants to be still but the grandson does not stop.

"Um, Princess Nobuhime? I have something else to do here - I can just sneak out and tell you. Do you have to expose me and tell you the topic right away?" Ikoma Yoshino thought to herself, you have to take care of me, a double agent, right?

Although I have now confirmed one thing: I am now on the Beidou ship.

Let’s not contact each other anymore in the future. I’m afraid Beidou will misunderstand.

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About thirty minutes later.

Oda Nobuhime took off her samurai clothes, put on women's clothes, and went to Hokuto Nobuyoshi's house to sell Ikoma Yoshino clean.

Good girlfriends! One quilt!

So, Hokuto Nobuyoshi told Oda Nobuhime the glorious history of the "origin" of "Hiten Miken-ryu".

"The Sword of Yue Girl" is not long, with less than 20,000 words in total, and it can be finished quickly.

Unsatisfied, Oda Nobuhime said that she wanted more. A man should not say that he is not good enough, so she told the story of Tang poetry and swordsmanship, and finally told in detail the story of the time-traveling version of "The Legend of Dugu Qiubai" in various dimensions and time.

Oda Nobuhime was fascinated by what she heard.

Just like all women's secrets.

In less than 24 hours, the rumor about the Hiten Yuken-ryu school had spread throughout the entire city of Kuno. The entire city of Kuno knew what the most powerful school in Japan was.

Because the story is very strong and popular, and mixed with countless secondary cleansing that is more suitable for Japanese children's constitution, such as Li Bai shouting "The warriors of the prosperous Tang Dynasty, reveal the shining blade"; Dugu Qiubai's "Sword Breaking Style" and so on.

In less than a week, Beidou Xinwei's reputation spread far and wide to the Gyeonggi region. Don't underestimate the speed at which gossip spreads these days.

It took only two hundred years for Christianity to flourish everywhere, and only four hundred years for it to go from being a cult to becoming a state religion.

Within two weeks, the traveling entertainers had already begun choreographing rakugo plays. Don't underestimate the money-making skills of today's entertainers! Why are the poorer artists more talented?

The crosstalk master Hou Baolin once said to his junior fellow apprentice: Junior apprentice, people say I have ability? I don’t have any ability at all. I was forced to do it – I was hungry!

Master Wang Jinlu, a great martial artist in Peking Opera, also said: (his last godfather is gone), I must study hard, I must eat, I can’t stand it.

If you can't tell a good story, or tell a good joke, or if your performance isn't good, you'll be eliminated by the natural selection process. Every word is heartbreaking, showing how difficult it is for ordinary people to survive in this era.

Driven by the desire to die of hunger, they finally managed to create a story that even the artists themselves thought was excellent. In two months, Beidou Xinwei's story would reach the ears of many swordsmen.

But only now.

Now?

Now something happened again.

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The tree wants to be still but the wind does not stop; the grandfather wants to be still but the grandson does not stop.

The siege of Cheongju Castle has just ended. It was a race between a Ferrari and a wheelchair.

Ferrari and wheelchair racing, even though winning is not glorious, Oda won after all, and proved once again that he is Ferrari!

Then Kuno City is still in the mood to hold a large-scale cosplay music festival.

But the wheelchair lost by the other side is really just a wheelchair.

The defeated Qingzhou City was almost unable to make ends meet.

He lost a large-scale battle, and his cousin Itai Kansuke was beheaded by a huge army!

Itai Daizen was heartbroken after seeing this, thinking of his cousin who had grown up with him, who had fought alongside him to force the emperor to abdicate, who had usurped the throne, who had rebelled against him, and now he was dead. He was his beloved relative, his brother! Itai Daizen was heartbroken—luckily, it was his cousin who died.

What level of gangster is this who can take the head of a general from among the ten thousand troops? Yes, although the ten thousand troops are actually just a reserve force of a hundred people.

But the problem was that he was only protected by a reserve force of a hundred men! If they could kill his brother, they could kill him too! Seeing his brother and sister-in-law crying like a tearful person, Itai Daizen couldn't help but feel even more sad.

The next morning, when Itai Daizen walked out of his brother-in-law's room, he was so excited to hear that Oda Nobuhime had withdrawn her troops! He quickly ran to the funeral hall of his cousin Itai Kansuke to report the good news—family (good brother), who would understand! His brother-in-law was really helpful!

But Itai Daizen was a respectable man. He knew that Oda Nobuhime's retreat last night wasn't just due to the usefulness of his younger brother and sister-in-law. It was also due to the walls of his own Kiyosu Castle—the San-no-maru surrounding the castle tower—making it difficult to attack. Though largely in a state of disrepair, they were still impressive. Itai Daizen quickly mobilized his samurai to recruit additional troops and then...collect taxes from the castle town.

Normally, an enemy would plunder the castle town and then burn it down. But this time, Oda Nobuhime simply came and collected some money and grain from every household before leaving. This indicated that there were bad people among the castle townspeople, secretly colluding with Oda Nobuhime! This was definitely not just any troublemaker; he had to be dealt with severely! So, Itai Daizen began plundering his own castle town to replenish his military supplies.

The people of Kiyosu Castle suddenly realized that compared to Itai Daizen, even Oda Nobuhime, who attacked them for extorting protection money, was a mere anthropomorphic figure! And so, the people of Kiyosu Castle were stirred. It didn't matter that the people were stirred; in a place like Japan, generally speaking, any significant stir would only result in an uprising.

"Ikki" is a Chinese word, originally written as "Kui-ichi", meaning the same principle and the same appearance. Later, some people also participated in "Ikki". After it was introduced to Japan, it acquired the extended meaning of "the same aspiration, unity of purpose".

rebel.

No matter how much the people rebelled, it was just an uprising, and the samurai could be sent to suppress it. But the problem was that if the samurai rebelled...

Everything stems from a piece of ditch literature.

Yes, although Mizoko literature has recently been judged as the worst part of unofficial history, Japan's Mizoko literature is all true, as recorded in their own history books.

"This matter cannot be delayed any longer." In Qingzhou City, a person's voice became more anxious.

It was Itai Daizen who had just slept with his brother's wife. Although he was the one who instigated the incident and lost the battle, he was now facing the life and death of Kiyosu Castle.

"Hmm..." Oda Nobutomo lowered his head and remained silent, as if he was in a daze. "Then what should we do now?"

"My lord, a head-on battle is already difficult to win. Why don't we... take a different approach?"

Oda Nobutomo was the lord of Kiyosu Castle, at least in name. He was also the shugodai of the four lower counties of Owari, and Itai Daizen was nominally his direct retainer.

Chapter 63: From ancient times to the present, the tactics of Mizoguchi have been successfully used by samurai in Japan.

The imperial court was unable to manage the central government, so the shogunate was established. The shogunate was unable to manage the local areas, so the shugo was established. The shugo was unable to manage the local areas, so the shugodai was established. The shugodai continued to be marginalized, so the shugodai was established.

It was exactly the same as the Spring and Autumn Period, with rituals and music in disarray. The Zhou emperor could not manage the princes, the princes could not manage the officials, the officials could not manage the scholars, and finally the scholars could not manage their own retainers - power changed hands step by step, and temporarily resided in the hands of those who could meet the needs of power.

Itai Daizen had long since sidelined Oda Nobutomo, and he was just the junior guardian. But when he needed to take the blame, he still had to drag Oda Nobutomo along with him.

"Take an unconventional approach?" Oda Nobutomo looked at Itai Daizen in front of him and asked, "What should we do?"

"Send a assassin to assassinate Beidou Xinwei." Itai Daizen made a stabbing gesture.

"......?" Why did you want to assassinate Hokuto Nobuyoshi?" Oda Nobutomo thought to himself: Why don't you just assassinate my distant niece Oda Nobuhime?

"The reason why we lost this battle is not because our army didn't try hard, but because the Oda family has the monster Hokuto Nobuyoshi. If you want to kill a tiger, you must first get rid of its claws and fangs! Otherwise, if the tiger is injured and its claws are still there, it will be like a centipede, even though it is dead but still alive! If Hokuto Nobuyoshi raises an army to take revenge, there may be another big war." Itai Daizen presented facts and reasoned.

The main reason was that he had suffered a psychological trauma, PTSD on the battlefield, and encountered such a serious killing god. He really didn't want to encounter this kind of Khorne's chosen god again, so Itai Daizen decided to flip the table and quit playing.

"...You also know that Hokuto Nobuyoshi's swordsmanship is the best in the world. I heard that before Oda Nobuhide died, he was assassinated by more than a dozen people in an alley, and they were all killed. Such ferocious men...how can you fight against them with force? Assassination is not appropriate." Oda Nobutomo kept shaking his head. You have offended the other party to death, but I haven't.

"Zhuan Zhu assassinated Wang Liao by hiding his sword in a fish's belly; Yao Li assassinated Qing Ji by killing his wife and destroying himself!" This fully demonstrates the uncanny similarity between the ancient Japanese intellectuals' easy use of Chinese classics and ancient East Asian textbooks: "Zhuan Zhu assassinated Wang Liao. Wang Liao was such a cautious person, but he was ultimately assassinated because he loved eating fish; Qing Ji was a brave man who could not be matched by ten thousand men, while Yao Li, who assassinated him, was just a short disabled man who had lost one hand. Yao Li succeeded because he completely let Qing Ji down.

The Book of Han says: "Failure due to weakness is common sense!" - We just need to seize Beidou Xinwei's weakness.

We are villains, we may be less intelligent, but we are not the illiterate people of ancient times.

"Oh..." Oda Nobutomo nodded and asked curiously, "That being said, have you found Beidou Nobuyoshi's weakness? What's your plan?"

Is it so easy to find Beidou Xinwei's weakness? Is Beidou Xinwei just as stupid as the villains in the 80s?

"Yes, I knew it a long time ago!" Oda Nobutomo instantly felt that he was back on top. He patted his chest and said, "I have someone monitor Beidou Nobuo. This strong man has no interest in women and spends all day training in the military camp - he must be a good 'Zhongdao'!"

Japan has real shitty literature.

"Your Excellency wouldn't even offer him the most beautiful woman around you! — Waiting for an opportunity to assassinate him, there will surely be good news!"

"Yeah, that makes sense." Oda Nobutomo also felt that what the other party said made sense! He slapped his thigh and said, "This plan is feasible!"

The Japanese people in the Middle Ages used their own experience to judge Beidou Xinwei, overturning the error of empiricism.

It doesn't matter if you make a mistake, be good, and be more careful next time. Be good, and listen, or your whole family will die.

——This is also why the Oda family in Kiyosu Castle was completely wiped out after the war.

Beidou Xinwei felt that his soul had been insulted.

As the old saying goes: No one is smarter than the emperor, and no one is more clever than the worldly man.

Intelligence is about contrast; the opposite is stupidity. The opposite of an emperor is everyone else, and often those in high positions think those below them are stupid.

But the problem is that fools don’t want to die!

"Uemon - come here." Oda Nobutomo made up his mind and waved to a young man beside him.

"...? Yes." This young man was handsome and elegant. He was probably only about twenty years old, but despite his handsome appearance, he gave off a charming aura.

Those are the male characters in female-oriented otome games or gay games who all look effeminate.

Plus a month to take the lead in destroying everything.

This nickname is called Ryoda Yaji, nicknamed Uemon, and is a person who experienced the literature of the ditch. He is a member of the lower-ranking samurai, and the only reason he was able to enter the government was because he was good-looking and had a good ditch.

"Uemon." Oda Nobutomo looked at the handsome young man in front of him and felt a little reluctant! But he could still tell which was more important, the beauty or the country. He was willing to give up, and only by giving up can he gain! "How did the lord treat you today?"

"Your kindness is as great as a mountain!" Liang Tianyici bowed his head to the ground, his facial expression well controlled. Because he usually had to fake an orgasm, Liang Tianyici was already terrified at this moment, and all the plots just now were not hidden from him.

"You heard our plot just now." Oda Nobutomo tried to soften his tone. "It takes a thousand days to raise an army, but only a moment to deploy it. I hope you can do me a favor, please! I'll create an opportunity for you. Please approach and seduce Lord Hokuto Nobuyoshi—and assassinate him! Please! Please!"

Fuck! Just bowing and asking me for something means I have to agree?

However, considering that the other party's words were very kind, but he used words like "the conspiracy was overheard" - Liang Tian Yaci knew very well that if he disagreed, he would be kicked out.

"Yes!" He pretended to be grateful and gently grasped the other's hand. After all, it was a professional habit. The 20-year-old Yue led the beautiful boy, looking at the 40-year-old old man in front of him with the appearance of a girl in love: "Your orders are everything to me! Don't worry!"

"Well, good." Oda Nobutomo looked very pleased and said with emotion: "Then it is decided. I know how beautiful you are. There is no other like you in the whole of Owarino - Hokuto Nobuyoshi will definitely be satisfied. But it's a pity... Let me see you off before you leave. Well, Lord Itai, what do you think...?"

"Hayi." The nominal retainer, Itai Daizen, nodded. He felt that Ryoda Yaji was indeed a beautiful young man. So he nodded in agreement and said, "Your Highness is thoughtful and considerate. I admire you."

"Well. Then I won't keep you, sir." Oda Nobutomo sighed and said, "I'll go see Uemon off."

Chapter 64: Countless Japanese rebelled in history because of this

A minute later, Liang Tian Yici completed the task target. It was just like that for a 40-year-old man.

After completing her boss's task, Liang Tian Yaci turned around and ran to the home of her real boyfriend, Furuno Yagoro. Ten minutes later, they lay on the bed and began to talk in detail.

"Goro! What should I do...I'm going to die now!"

"Oh, what can I do?" After the excitement in his cerebellum subsided, Yagoro, whose brain began to control his entire body, was helpless. He was also a low-level samurai, and his affiliations were very confusing.

"Are you a man or not?" Look at this 0, his train of thought is rather abnormal. Two beautiful boys led by the moon meet each other, how do you tell who is the man and who is the woman?

"I..." Furuno Yagoro was also very aggrieved. Is our division so clear? There was no way out immediately. Caifa was a cruel man! He gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and said, "How about we rebel!"

"...Huh?" Liang Tian Yaci, the effeminate man, suddenly shuddered as if frightened. "No way? Rebellion? How dangerous would that be?"

"Didn't you participate in the battle last time? I remember you did, right? - Didn't you see how terrifying that Beidou Xinwei was? He killed countless of us with a single blow, unstoppable amidst a sea of ​​​​horses! He went straight for the head - he just didn't want to, I think he wanted to kill us all! You tried to assassinate such a person? - Do you think even if you stabbed him once, how many times could he stab you after he reacted instantly?"

That makes sense! I've never been stabbed by an iron knife before! The flesh hurts so much, how much more painful will the iron be this time? "Okay, then rebel!"

Look at their execution ability.

"Well, first, you contact the important officials." Furuno Yagoro plotted for a moment and said, "I'm a retainer of the Sasaki family. I'll contact Lord Sasaki! Then we can start a rebellion together! We'll see how many helpers we can gather. It won't work if you don't go to Beidou Xinwei—just go there as a token of your appreciation. They say that someone in Kiyosu Castle... No! The Sasaki family is willing to surrender as an insider."

"Hmm? The Shiba family? You're not..."

"Oh! If we don't use the name of the Shiba family, will they trust us two ordinary people? - That's it! You win over the important officials overnight, and then I will win over Shiba-sama overnight! We will do it overnight! - After that, I will act as an insider here, and you will go to Kuno Castle and get killed... ahem. Discuss it with Hokuto-sama!"

"……OK!"

The historical battle of Qingzhou City was indeed such a chaotic history.

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Hokuto Nobuyoshi, as the main fighter in all the tough battles of the Oda family after Oda Nobuhime took office, is of course the undisputed number one in the Oda family now.

It's natural for him to have certain things happen around him, considering the pitifully small scale of the current "national war," but it's just inertia. Japan's largest war to date was against the Mongol invasion. The mighty Hojo Tokimune marched a massive army to Kyushu to resist, only to run out of luck. Regardless of your personal stake in defeating the Mongols, I ask you, did you win? If you did, you deserved a reward! Japan's land was limited, and beyond the mountains and the sea lay the Mongols. The lack of land rewards led to discontent among the meritorious samurai—a realization that later led Japan's highest-ranking rulers to realize: wars couldn't be fought this way. A defensive battle without profit was a loss, even if won.

Divide and conquer. The mobilization capacity of the early Warring States period was weak, and the scale was very small. In a battle involving a few hundred people, Beidou Xinwei, with his ridiculously high individual strength, naturally became the backbone of the war.

War is a continuation of politics, and the victors of war must deal with political, economic, and even cultural issues. This is not a problem when there are fewer people, and that's what happened with Beidou Xinwei.

Oda Nobuhime looked at Beidou Nobuyoshi as if she was looking at her vital life! It was as if her happy life from now on depended on him!

So once they grab it, they won't let go! They even use their hands and feet, their hands and mouth, their hands and their bodies as if they were in a state of lust!

Beidou Xinwei was sent to recruit soldiers.

Although the [Training] system provided by the system uses skills 2 and 3 for training, the name of skill 1 is [Recruitment]!

He knew that when recruiting soldiers, it would be best to find some excellent grassroots officers. It would not work to let the peasants go all in.