1932: Playing with the Japanese Communist Party with a doll

1932: Playing with Japanese Dolls Author: Jiuge

On the night of February 1936, 2, Mark, who had traveled through time more than four years ago and successfully became the leader of the Japanese monarchists and a colonel of the 25th Division, called a meeting of his young officers with a serious face:

"Gentlemen, the emperor will punish the traitor tomorrow. Victory and glory will begin in this one move."

"But before we make any major plans, we must first take a serious issue seriously."

"That is, there is a traitor among us..."

"..."

Faced with Mark's serious accusation, everyone swallowed their saliva.

Knowing their innocence, they were not afraid of the accusations, but just complained quietly in private.

"...The Colonel's strange Japanese appears again..."

"Keep your voice down! You know he cares a lot about this..."

"By the way, that cumshot, is it the cumshot I know?"

"You actually care about this?!"

"..."

Here, after taking a deep breath, Mark said angrily -

“There’s actually a person…who’s not a Communist Party member!

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This book is also known as:

"Since the Japanese Communist Party is so useless, it would be better for me, the Emperor, to be the chairman":

If you don't listen to me, I'll send my agents to blow you all up into the sky.

Why does the Japanese Communist Party have to be in Japan, and why does the Japanese Communist Party have to be the Japanese Communist Party?

......

In addition, this book is a joint book of the same world as "1932: Surrendering to the National Government with a Humanoid Figure", and everyone is welcome to collect it.

000 Prologue - Your Mom is Flying in the Sky 5

During working hours, Mark, a 30-something old man, was slacking off and surfing the Internet, just like his colleagues around him.

It is impossible to struggle, and people will only pretend to do so when their superiors start to "crack down on those who lie down."

At this moment, he was looking at the forum, his mind full of questions.

Normally, under the official's sustainable self-destruction and the changes in the overall environment, Tieba has long become the tears of the times, and he hasn't visited it for a long time;

The reason I picked it up again today is because someone in a game group I often play in dropped a link saying that an extremely rare Tomb Raider public intellectual appeared in the forum and asked everyone to go and take a look.

Mark clicked on it and took a few glances, and was immediately shocked.

The bizarre remarks made by this netizen named "Young Lady Bai Jie" include but are not limited to:

"The KMT's golden decade created the best industrial economy in Chinese history";

"The Kuomintang fought the war of resistance, so the Communist Party took the opportunity to grow stronger";

"During the Kuomintang era, there was freedom of speech, and people could say whatever they wanted";

"The Northeast's lack of resistance was Zhang Xueliang's fault, and Chiang Kai-shek agreed out of helplessness";

"The teacher said he would lock Lu Xun up, force him to silence, or even kill him."

Etc., etc.

To be honest, Mark didn't have much high blood pressure when he saw these remarks.

On the contrary, he felt as if he had returned to the chaotic era around 2010.

Good guy.

Ever since Ms. Tsai Ing-wen, an outstanding underground worker of our party, published a large number of top-secret internal documents of the Kuomintang online in order to gain votes, there are still so many loyal Apple fans?

Its strangeness and rarity are comparable to Taiwan's plan to use the M48 Patton main battle tank to fight against the 99A.

But think about it.

When these documents were declassified, the Kuomintang itself only questioned Tsai Ing-wen's motives for releasing the documents. There are still a bunch of idiots on the mainland who are desperately questioning their authenticity!

The angle of the floor washing is also extremely interesting.

Some people directly called it "fake news";

Some claimed, "I asked many Taiwanese friends and they said there's nothing to this," refusing to acknowledge Taiwan's official news;

There are some people who say things like, "The 24th year of the Republic of China is 1924. How did Zhang Xueliang receive a telegram from 1924 in 1931?" This is just a stupid statement...

Combined with the remarks made by this Tomb Raider netizen today, Mark gained new insights into the species diversity of humans and apes.

Many netizens were also watching this rare single-celled aggregate organism, and some of them were even citing scriptures to reason with each other;

But an old hand like Mark wouldn't do that.

They simply have no quality.

The ones with weaker attack power are as follows:

"The average growth rate during the golden decade was over 8%? Your father and mother each had one egg. Why don't you split it up?"

"If you're really capable, go and do some serious research instead of reading this unsourced essay like a bitch."

"Since you've gouged out your eyeballs and won't look, why don't you cut off your tongue too? Stop barking like a blind dog here."

"Don't think you're a human just because you can type a few words with your humanoid claws. Tie up a dog and give it two steamed buns, and the dog's barking will be more logical than yours."

But Mark's attack power is not that weak:

"It's not easy for the Kuomintang either? So, according to you, it wasn't easy for that stray dog ​​to climb onto your mother's bed. Does your wandering father have to thank the stray dog ​​for keeping your family going?"

"I'm confused. How can a body weighing over 100 pounds not grow a normal brain weighing one or two pounds? Could it be that it's filled with intestines instead of brain matter?"

"I just can't figure it out. Are the Thunder God and Lightning Goddess just fucking doing 0-7 work and not doing anything? How dare a little cutie like you, whose head would swell if you were to take a shit even a minute late, come out and get scolded?"

"I really want to grab you by the collar and beat you up, and ask you which village you came from. You're not pulling the mill to feed the calf, but you're just here talking about your family tree that even the king of heaven can't save."

"How many customers have you taken on, and how many cocks have you tasted, to have calluses all over your tongue and throat, and to be able to say such nonsense without getting a sore throat?"

"However, since you can say such nonsense, I conclude that you were born naturally. Because, if your mother's two-dimensional foil hadn't crushed your skull, how could she give birth to an anthropomorphic creature like you?"

"Fuck you! I've seen people call dogs to help eat their shit while they're taking a shit, but I've never seen someone like you call a dog three times while squatting on the toilet, but the dog doesn't come, and then turns around and eats other people's shit."

"Can you please take off the thong on your head? Wearing that thing is ugly and perverted. It makes you unable to see reality. That's one thing, but the most important thing is that if you take it off, people won't think you have a mouth just for farting."

"You're whitewashing the Kuomintang! How did you grow up to be such a bottomless cesspool of morals?"

"You can call the Huayuankou Dam breach a strategic victory. I wonder if your birth was because your father, while practicing his craft, happened to catch a female Teddy Bear in heat?"

"..."

polite?

respect?

Reasonable?

Citing classics to look up information?

nonexistent.

That kind of thing is not as refreshing as being simply uncultured.

Please, life is already tiring enough with the suffocating pressure of mortgage and car loans. Who the hell would be willing to use their brain if they can?

Of course, Mark's harsh criticism of this Apple fan does not mean that he is on the same front as the so-called "little pinks";

In fact, he didn't have any particular feelings towards either the Kuomintang or the Communist Party. He simply spoke and acted according to his own interests.

In addition, even though all the remarks were greetings to the other person and his family, Mark did not show any sign of anger.

You're already over thirty years old. What kind of humanoid creature haven't you seen?

Swearing at someone is just a way to see the other person's defense break down and have fun.

As expected, under this fierce attack, the opponent's defense was broken and he began to curse loudly;

But the combat effectiveness is much weaker, the vocabulary used is also very poor, and even many of the current Internet clichés are not understood;

How should I put it...it feels like I'm back to the beauty of more than ten years ago.

Under this high-intensity debate, the post and several of the trolls met their due end:

Banned.

Mark didn't know why that little cutie from the Tomb Sweep was so incompetent and furious, but he didn't care about the verbal battle at all.

Today’s fun, get√;

This is enough.

After venting his desire for the rare little cutie on the Internet, it was soon time for lunch. Mark walked leisurely to the cafeteria, took out his mobile phone to check the news while eating.

Watching the magical news, Mark felt that the world must be undergoing unknown changes.

Otherwise, why does the number of normal humans seem to be getting smaller and smaller?

Just looking at it from the internet.

After dinner, basking in the winter sunshine, he skillfully opened a mobile game:

Girls Frontline

After playing for two or three years, his initial enthusiasm was long gone. It was purely habit, the motivation to play memes with the commanders, and those old friends that kept him from quitting.

Today, when that little cutie said that "no one can win the Battle of Shanghai", Mark used the extremely powerful robot Tactical Humanoid to hit it in the face.

If one day, we could really go back to that era and have a group of invincible tactical dolls, what would it be like?

What will I do?

Aid the Communist Party?

Aid?

You don’t know any of this, right?

Most likely just to have fun?

Anyway, I have lost all my ideals and ambitions. I just hope to live my whole life in a cage of steel and concrete.

Mark laughed at himself twice, and before exiting the game interface, he licked the secretary's agent lady as a final gesture of conclusion.

If only the game world were real.

This way I can be stepped on by the agent's high heels... No, I can be close to her.

At the moment when the phone screen was locked, the sun suddenly became extremely dazzling, like a helium flash, blocking Mark's entire vision and making him lose all consciousness.

"Coordinates: 1932, Tokyo, Japan."

001 I became a little devil? 5

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On January 1, 1932, the seventh year of the Showa era, Japan celebrated the New Year in imitation of the West.

On this important holiday when every household was ablaze with lights, everyone was celebrating, and the wealthy and powerful aristocratic children and capitalists were celebrating all night long, in a room of an old Japanese house in Tokyo, bursts of whipping and roaring could be heard:

"Bagya Road!!"

"You damn bastard!"