She must be holding a grudge against me for my rude words back then, so she's playing a trick on me! But this lottery system is crucial to the fight against the extraterritorial demons. How could she play such a joke with such an important matter?

No! I have to talk to her about it later! This is too much (gritting teeth)!

After thinking about it, Gao Su took a deep breath and started to stroke the divine pillar again.

Twice!

The dynamic drawing scrolled rapidly again, and a blue light shot out!

Slowly condensed into a small ceramic medicine bottle...

Here it comes! It’s a power-enhancing elixir!!!

Gao Su was wondering whether to give it to Lin Yanjun and the others...

suddenly!

[Ding! Congratulations to the Lord for obtaining the R-level item "I Love a Piece of Firewood"! ]

【I love a piece of firewood】R

[Description: The legendary strong aphrodisiac, after taking it, even the most powerful woman will turn into a slutty bitch!

Effect: It can be used to give to women. After taking it, the intimacy between the lord and the woman will temporarily reach the maximum value, and the lord will be extremely eager to have sex. If the lord does not have sex with the woman within three hours, the woman will explode and die.

After the intercourse ends, the intimacy between the lord and the woman will return to its original value, and will increase or decrease depending on her personality and the pleasure of the intercourse.]

this......

Gao Su's face was gloomy. He looked up at the flash of blue light and raised his hand to catch the falling small medicine bottle...

The hand holding the medicine trembled uncontrollably, and his temples bulged and sank as he gritted his teeth...

"Forget about underwear...how come there's aphrodisiac too? Do I need this? Huh???" Gao Su was so angry that his thin lips twisted. He took several deep breaths but couldn't calm down his angry heart.

Gao Su looked down at the medicine, staring at it for a long time with rapid breathing, then reluctantly put it in his inventory for future use, and then muttered to himself:

"Okay! I want to see what other tricks you can come up with! Damn old woman!" Gao Su exhaled violently and forced himself to calm down.

After saying that, he started stroking his penis again, but this time he stroked it a little harder.

Three times!

The dynamic drawing scrolled, and a purple light shot out, gradually condensing into a booklet!

Could it be an SR-level cheat or military manual? No, no, there must be something fishy going on again!

Gao Su's eyes were gloomy and he curled his lips in annoyance.

[Ding! Congratulations, my lord, for obtaining the SR-level item "Lanling Prince's March into Battle - Heroines' Joy on the Battlefield"!]

[Lanling King's Battle Song - Galloping on the Battlefield with Joy] SR

[Description: Love car sex? But don't have a car? No problem! A horse will do!

Effect: After learning this music score, Gao Su can choose a heroine to ride on the same horse with him, killing enemies together during intercourse. The special effect of "Entering the Battle Halfway" will be triggered based on the heroine's attributes!

A purple light flashed by, and Gao Su took the "music score" booklet and opened it angrily.

Damn it! This isn't even a sheet music! It's a pornographic picture book!

The booklet was filled with pages of pictures of "horse sex" positions. There were pictures of a woman leaning against Gao Su's chest with her lower bodies connected, a woman facing Gao Su's chest with her lower bodies connected, a woman lying on a horse in missionary position, and even a woman lying on a horse in doggy style...

The most outrageous thing is... there are even some girls who straddle Gao Su's face and give him a blowjob! And some girls who lie on Gao Su's back with their legs crossed and give him a blowjob!

If this were used on the battlefield...wouldn't people die a thousand times?

"Hiss...Hu——" Gao Su took a deep breath, closed his starry eyes and put the music score into the item bar, his sword-like eyebrows trembling wildly as if he was dancing the "eyebrow dance".

Then he opened his starry eyes wide, filled with anger, and squeezed out a word from between his teeth.

"Hong Jun...just wait! You like horses, right? When the demon from outside the realm comes...I'll turn you into a horse! Then I'll be the 'Sky-Riding Great Sage'!"

Gao Su couldn't explain his feelings. He had wanted to draw some good things to prepare for the battle with the witch, but ended up drawing "underwear", "aphrodisiac", "erotic painting"...

And after just three draws, it already caused such high blood pressure! Gao Su simply couldn't imagine what kind of weird things would come out of the remaining seven draws! Would he be so angry that his mentality would explode!

But then, he raised his eyebrows again, realizing that the lottery draw followed a pattern from "N" to "R" and then to "SR", which meant that the next two draws were most likely to be "SSR" and "UR", even though they were some lingerie, aphrodisiac, and pornographic pictures...

But it can't be that "SSR" and "UR" are also junk! If that's the case... I'm going to poke Hongjun three holes!

Gao Su blinked his starry eyes and decided to take a gamble! If it wasn't a good thing, he would turn against Hong Jun!

So, he let out a long breath and angrily stroked his penis twice!

SSR! UR! Give it to me!

Instantly, the dynamic drawing flashed with two rainbow rays and began to flow...

Then two balls of brilliant golden light burst out!

Gao Su's breathing stagnated and his starry eyes widened!

Here it comes! Baby is coming!

I saw two balls of brilliant golden light slowly condense... finally forming a "Zhangba Snake Spear" and...

A "long, thin penis" over two meters long???

Huh??? What the hell is this???

Gao Su was dumbfounded, staring at the "two-meter-long, slender penis" in confusion, unable to speak for a long time...

[Ding! Congratulations, my lord, for obtaining two SSR pieces of equipment in a row! They are the "Silver Anaconda Moon-Encircled Spear" and the "Red Moon, Silver Candle, Cold Painting Spear"!]

【Silver Anaconda Moon-Wrapped Spear】SSR

[Description: This spear is the Zhangba Snake Spear used by Huan Hou in ancient times. It is a divine weapon that has been tempered and transformed from meteorite iron.

Effect: 1. Bravery +20, each critical hit has a 30% chance of putting the enemy into a "cowardly" state, and immediately increases the critical hit rate by 10%, which lasts throughout the battle and can be stacked.

2. Each time a normal attack does not crit, it can increase the wearer's critical hit rate by 5%, which lasts throughout the battle and can be stacked.

3. The wearer's critical hit rate increases by 25%.]

Special Effects: (True Teachings of Huan Hou)

[1. If the wearer is Lin Yanjun, the "Angry Eyes and Spear" effect can be triggered, and each critical hit can 100% make the enemy afraid to fight for one round.

2. If the wearer is Lin Yanjun, then in the first round of the battle, Lin Yanjun will launch a normal attack on all enemy troops, and the damage will definitely be a critical hit.

3. If the wearer is Lin Yanjun, when dealing damage, if the enemy is already in the "Cowardly" effect, it will cause additional huge damage to them (damage rate 360%) and apply the "Break the Fear" status (Weapon Defense -50%).

A flash of golden light! Gao Su caught a snake spear about 2.48 meters long!

The whole body of the snake spear was shining with a bright white glow like a cold moon, and the spear shaft was engraved with a winding silver anaconda body, and there were star patterns engraved around the snake body!

The patterns on the snake's body curled straight towards the twisted and curved spear head, on which was a small crescent moon engraved. The tip of the spear split into two points like a snake's tongue, emitting a dazzling white fluorescence!

What a spear! What a spear!

Wow! It's Lin Yanjun's exclusive equipment! What a great deal!

Gao Su was overjoyed. He didn't expect that all his previous anger would be rewarded here!

Not to mention how hard it is to draw this exclusive equipment! Even if you win it, you might not be able to give it away! But now, not only have I won it, but it's also Lin Yanjun's equipment, which I'm about to win! The effect is so perfect, so invincible!

It is really like "after mountains and rivers seem to have no way out, suddenly there is another village with willows and flowers"!

Gao Su's resentment towards Hong Jun was instantly swept away. He raised his sword-like eyebrows in joy and let out a long sigh of relief...

But then...

What the hell is this "big penis"? It seems to be called something like "Red Moon, Silver Candle, Cold Painted Spear"?

As the thought flashed through his mind, another golden light flashed above Gao Su's head. Gao Su quickly raised his hand to catch the "Red Moon, Silver Candle, Cold Painting Spear"... and then he lowered his head to take a look!

The "Red Moon, Silver Candle, Cold Painted Spear" which is about 2.2 meters long has a rather abstract shape!

The entire shaft is made of smooth white marble. It feels smooth and delicate to the touch and looks bright and clear. It is simply like a work of art!

But it is worrying...Won't this jade shaft crack if hit?

The spear head was made of a rose red ruby ​​cut into a diamond shape, emitting an attractive rose red luster as it turned, but the tip of the spear was inexplicably ground into a round shape, and a small hole was punched in the center of the round shape!

The already brittle gemstone spear head had its edge smoothed out. Not only could it not kill anyone, but there was also a hollow hole in the middle... wouldn't it break at the slightest touch?

and...

Gao Su held the "Red Moon, Silver Candle, Cold Painting Spear" and felt a sense of familiarity...

After thinking for a while, I suddenly realized something was wrong!

This...this...isn't this clearly an extended and enlarged version of my jade pillar!

Gao Su's starry eyes were filled with astonishment. He compared the "Red Moon, Silver Candle, Cold Painted Spear" with his own jade pillar, and the more he looked at it, the more similar it seemed to him!

At this time, the system introduction finally arrived...

[Red Moon, Silver Candle, Cold Painting Spear]

[Description: The divine pillar is the pole, and the red stone is the tip! The divine lord's spear, unstoppable!

Effect: 1. The increase in martial prowess is 20% of Gao Su's current charm value, but Gao Su needs to attach the Fertility Pillar to the gun body for it to take effect. The gun can fully exert all the martial arts effects of the Fertility Pillar. Every time it causes damage, there is a 50% chance of being attached with the "Charm" state for one round.

2. When damaging an enemy unit in the "Charm" state, it will definitely "pierce" the unit, causing critical damage and ignoring defense.

3. This gun cannot cause fatal damage, but the unit that is "pierced" has a chance to be immediately defeated and unable to fight (cannot be treated). The probability depends on the "pierced" part (if it is the mouth, the probability is 35%, if it is the yin, the probability is 65%, if it is the chrysanthemum, the probability is 100%).

Special Effects: (Myth Returns)

[1. If the wearer is Gao Su, then in the first three rounds after the battle begins, all enemy women and troops will fall into the "Charm" state.

2. If the wearer is Gao Su, every time the "penetration" effect is triggered on an enemy unit, it can immediately cause it to defect and join our army (if the triggered object is an enemy heroine, its favorability will be immediately greatly increased and its loyalty will be slightly reduced).

3. If the wearer is Gao Su, each damage caused will be determined based on the Charisma value, with additional double damage ignoring defense (if the Charisma value is 120, the additional damage rate is 240% of the original damage).

This...this...this this this...

Hong Jun!!!!!!!

Gao Su put the "Silver Anaconda Moon-Wrapped Spear" into his backpack, and sat up from the bed with his hair standing on end, holding the "Penis Spear" in his hand!

"Fuck! What do you mean? Lin Yanjun's Zhangba Spear is so serious! But when it comes to me... my exclusive weapon is just a dick! You want me to attach my dick to the gun... and poke people in the face?"

"What if it cracks! What if it breaks! What if it shatters! Who will deliver the baby then? You come!!! Let's see if women prefer my blessed conception! Or your dry, dry fetus!"

Gao Su, clutching the "Red Moon, Silver Candle, Cold Painting Spear," growled in anger, his incredibly handsome face twisted in fury. His magnificent figure, brittle white muscle, stiffened and bulging with veins...

In a rage, he decided to draw the remaining five consecutive draws in one go to see what tricks Hong Jun would play on him!

So, he stood in front of the bed with his perfect naked body, holding the "Red Moon, Silver Candle, Cold Painting Spear" in his left hand, which looked like an extra-long penis, and holding his beautiful jade pillar tightly with his right hand, and stroked it five times angrily!

In an instant, the dynamic drawing began to flash at a rapid speed, and five rays of light popped out in succession between the flowing operations!

[Ding! Congratulations, Lord! You've obtained the N-level item "Zhao Min's Original Hehuan Collar"! The R-level item "Divine Pillar Lollipop"! The SR-level cheat "Golden Spear Unbeatable Iron Crotch Skill"! The SSR-level equipment "Lanling King's Ghost Mask - Formless Flowing Waves"!]

[And SSR-level heroine "Zhao Min"... fragment x 1]

You filthy scoundrel! How can you even talk about "fragments"? Hong Jun, you're going too far!!!

The next second, three rays of light, white, blue, and purple, suddenly flashed above Gao Su's head, along with two golden rays!

Gao Su was so angry that he was fuming. When he saw the light, he quickly reached out to catch it!

He first used his empty left arm to grab the "Lanling King's Ghost Mask - Wuxiang Liubo" and grabbed the "Divine Pillar Lollipop" with his left hand!

[Lanling King Ghost Face - Phaseless Flow Wave] SSR

[Description: One of Gao Su's exclusive equipment, it can be used with "Ghost Face to Deter Enemies" to trigger special effects.

Effect: 1. When equipped alone, Gao Su can select one of his attributes to immediately clear and store the attribute points, then freely allocate the attribute points to other attributes. Only one attribute can be cleared at a time, and the allocated attribute of a single attribute cannot exceed 150.

2. When used with "Ghost Face Deterrence," Gao Su can absorb 20% of the total attributes of all enemy heroes before the start of the round and freely distribute them to his own attributes. There is no upper limit on the attributes distributed by this effect.

【God Pillar Lollipop】R

[Description: This lollipop is based on Gao Su's fertility pillar. No woman can resist its delicious taste and ambiguity.

Effect: After giving it to a heroine, it can slightly or significantly increase intimacy based on her personality, and randomly increase a certain attribute by 3 to 5 points.

Then, Gao Su jumped up again and bit the secret booklet - "The Invincible Golden Spear" with his mouth.

【Golden Spear Iron Crotch Skill】SR

[Description: Want a penis that's truly as hard as iron? Worried about it cracking, breaking, or breaking due to vibrations, collisions, or cutting? Just one skill! Perfect solution!

Effect: After practicing this skill, you can guide the internal force into the penis to increase the hardness of the penis. After completing the practice, the hardness of the penis can be greatly improved depending on the depth of the skill.

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