"Of course I'd find a partner, get married, and have two big fat boys. I'd then show my sons around in front of Sha Zhu every day to piss him off to death. Could Sha Zhu be so shameless as to harm the children?"

Jiang Fan said.

Xu Damao's illness has been cured now, at least that's what he said. After recovering from the illness, the right thing to do is to get married and have children as soon as possible to leave a descendant for the Xu family, so that he won't lose control of himself and his old illness will relapse.

In the original plot, Xu Damao, married for several years without a child, blamed everything on Lou Xiaoe. This became the norm for the next few decades: if they couldn't have children, or even a son, they would blame the woman for being all talk and no action.

Even now, many people will still blame the woman even if they know that it is the responsibility of both men and women.

Chapter 84 Xu Damao fights Shazhu

After Jiang Fan's guidance, Xu Damao suddenly realized that leaving a successor for the Xu family was the most important thing. He immediately said that he would go back and find a matchmaker to arrange a blind date.

"Brother, we've come to this point. If I don't punish Sha Zhu, I'll feel really uncomfortable!"

Xu Damao looked unwilling, and he still wanted to teach Sha Zhu a lesson.

"You bastard! Stop it, I'll teach you a trick, and then you can find a chance to beat up that idiot."

Jiang Fan was speechless. What was the grudge between these two? Was it the revenge for their father's murder or the hatred for their wife's abduction? They never forgot to punish each other at any time.

Jiang Fan really wanted to turn one of them into a girl and just let them get married!

Then Jiang Fan told Xu Damao some fighting techniques and the weak spots of the human body.

Xu Damao's eyes were full of stars after hearing this.

At the same time, Sha Zhu in the kitchen kept sneezing and blew his nose with his hand. Sha Zhu asked in confusion, "Do I have a cold?"

After work in the afternoon, the four members of the Jiang family returned to the courtyard.

Xu Damao was already waiting in the front yard. "Uncle Jiang, I want to talk to Jiang Fan."

Jiang Fan was dragged to the alley at the gate of the courtyard by Xu Damao again.

"I'm going to fight Shazhu later, you help me order."

"You can even fight Sha Zhu to a draw, what are you afraid of? Are you afraid that he will bite you?"

"Fuck off!"

Xu Damao rolled his eyes at Jiang Fan, "There's Yi Zhonghai in the Central Courtyard. If he takes sides and asks Jia Dongxu for help, you should help me stop him. I can't beat two of them alone."

"It's really a waste of your tall stature."

Jiang Fan looked at Xu Damao with disdain. It was a waste of his height to be so tall. He was almost a head taller than Sha Zhu.

"Oh, there's one more thing. My dad asked me to ask you. A lot of people are buying food right now. Do you think we should stock up on some?"

Xu Damao looked at Jiang Fan solemnly. He was very concerned about Jiang Fan's next answer. If Jiang Fan said to store food, he would at least bring back a few hundred kilograms of food.

Jiang Fan was silent for a while, then looked at Xu Damao, and turned his face away after two seconds, a bit like a horse.

"Stock up, get more, but don't be too conspicuous."

"Okay, you have a big family, do you want me to help you get some? It's not a problem for me to go to the countryside and trade some supplies with the villagers. It's safer than going to the black market."

Xu Damao thought of the more than ten people in the Jiang family and asked Jiang Fan if he needed help.

"I've prepared it. Go collect some more dry goods. They'll last longer."

Jiang Fan wasn't surprised by Xu Damao's answer. They were good friends now. If he were to tell his uncle's family about Xu Damao, he would say, "Xu Damao is my good friend."

The two agreed that they would go in and cause trouble for Sha Zhu.

"Silly Zhu! Stop right there, grandpa!"

Xu Damao arrogantly called out to Sha Zhu, who was about to go home after washing the vegetables. Jiang Fan walked to the door of Old Man Chen's house in the middle courtyard and leaned over.

Sha Zhu ignored Xu Damao and kept walking towards home.

"Hey! You're ignoring me!"

Xu Damao caught up with Sha Zhu in three or two steps and put his big hand on Sha Zhu's shoulder.

With a strong twist, he turned Shazhu over.

"Xu Damao, you're looking for a fight again, aren't you?"

Sha Zhu pointed his finger at Xu Damao, and Xu Damao took two steps back.

"Shazhu, how can you say that? Can't I even call you by your name? Uncle, can you tell me what's right? Can't I even call Shazhu by his name?"

Xu Damao crossed his arms and looked at Yi Zhonghai who came out.

"Xu Damao, don't look for trouble. If Sha Zhu hits you, we won't help you."

Yi Zhonghai went out and sat on the steps. He didn't think Xu Damao could beat Sha Zhu. This had never happened before. In the courtyard, Sha Zhu was not afraid of anyone except the Jiang family when fighting.

"Why did Sha Zhu hit me? Why can't I hit Sha Zhu?"

Xu Damao said angrily, extremely dissatisfied with what Yi Zhonghai said.

"Alright, Xu Damao, you've grown up and are even thinking of beating me up. Uncle, don't interfere. I have to teach Xu Damao, this ignorant bastard, a lesson today."

Sha Zhu looked at Xu Damao with contempt, put the dishes aside, stretched his hands and feet, and prepared to let Xu Damao recall the pain of being dominated in the past.

"Come on, Silly Zhu. Today, I will teach you a lesson."

Xu Damao was overjoyed, but he didn't show it on his face. He bent his arms and placed his hands in front of him in the shape of tiger claws.

Sha Zhu spat into his hands and looked at Xu Damao. The two of them looked at each other in tacit understanding, spinning in circles, like two masters competing against each other.

The people in the yard watched with great interest and started to make a noise.

"Da Mao! You're also over 1.8 meters tall. Be more alert and don't lose face!"

"Shazhu, well done, let Xu Damao know how powerful you are!"

Jiang Fan didn't know why he wanted to shout, "I'm going to the morning class!"

After the two men turned around a few times, they shouted, grabbed each other's arms, put their heads against each other, and started wrestling!

"Grandson, you're good enough to compete with me, your grandfather."

Sha Zhu gritted his teeth, feeling a little surprised.

"Silly Zhu, I, your grandfather, was the one who gave in to you before. Do you really think you are the God of War in the Siheyuan Courtyard?"

Xu Damao chuckled. This feeling is so great!

The two men let go of each other at the same time. Sha Zhu was quick and threw a right hook at Xu Damao.

Xu Damao did not retreat but advanced, taking a small step forward to block Sha Zhu's way. At the same time, he grabbed the soft flesh on Sha Zhu's waist with his right hand, grabbed it hard, and turned it!

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, it hurts."

It was summer now, and Sha Zhu was only wearing a single layer of clothing. Xu Damao grabbed most of the soft flesh on his waist, which made Sha Zhu so painful that his face was distorted.

"Shazhu, do you accept it?"

"I surrender to you! If you have the guts, let me go and we'll fight again!"

Sha Zhu shouted and pulled Xu Damao's hand, trying to let go of Xu Damao's hand.

"Okay, I'll give you a chance."

Xu Damao smiled, grabbed Sha Zhu hard with his hand, and pushed him to the ground.

"Ouch."

Sha Zhu didn't care about anything else and quickly lifted up his clothes to look at his waist. Five fingernail marks were clearly visible on the plump and tender flesh, and there were traces of blood.

"Xu Damao! I want your life!"

Sha Zhu pretended to grab something on the ground and threw it towards Xu Damao's face.

Xu Damao didn't know whether it was true or not, so he quickly turned his head, closed his eyes, and put his hands in front of his face.

Sha Zhu immediately stood up and kicked Xu Damao in the heart.

Xu Damao took several steps back and when he realized it, Sha Zhu was right in front of him.

"Silly Zhu, you little bastard!"

Sha Zhu didn't care about all that. He swung his fist and hit Xu Damao on the head without thinking about the consequences of this punch.

Jiang Fan prepared the bullet in his hand and aimed at the tendon on Sha Zhu's arm. Although it was a bit immoral, he didn't care. Between Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, he would definitely stand on Xu Damao's side.

Fortunately, Xu Damao remembered what Jiang Fan said and quickly used his arms to protect his head. As soon as he got into position, he felt a sharp pain in his left arm.

Xu Damao took a few steps to the right to avoid Sha Zhu's subsequent attacks.

"Hiss! Stupid! Are you serious?"

Xu Damao rubbed his arm, feeling terrified. If he hadn't been able to defend himself, Sha Zhu's fist would have likely hit him in the temple. When Sha Zhu got angry, he really didn't care.

"Xu Damao, come again!"

Sha Zhu looked at Xu Damao with a smug look on his face.

"Silly Zhu, you are so rude!"

Xu Damao was really angry. Before he could finish his words, he rushed towards Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu was also ready, waiting for Xu Damao.

The two fought for several rounds, and Xu Damao took advantage of his long legs to go around Sha Zhu and get behind him.

He quickly squatted down, put his hands together into a sword-like shape, used all his strength, and "snap"!

"what!!!"

Sha Zhu's screams and wails resounded through the sky, and everyone present instantly clamped their hips together.

This trick is so dirty!

Chapter 85 Xu Damao's Victory

Sha Zhu squeezed his buttocks together and punched back with his right hand, hitting Xu Damao in the face.

Xu Damao took a slap and took several steps back. He subconsciously put the food under his nose and sniffed it. "Ugh." He quickly stood up and stepped aside. "Shazhu, didn't you bring toilet paper? This is disgusting!"

"Xu Damao, you are so dirty!"

Sha Zhu protected his buttocks with his hands, his face was distorted, his expression was rich, and tears were streaming. It was impossible to tell whether he was in pain or happiness.

"Xu Damao! You've gone too far! How could you do this? Hurry up and apologize to Sha Zhu."

Yi Zhonghai stood up, supported the suffering Sha Zhu, and scolded Xu Damao angrily.

"Uncle, don't forget, it was Shazhu who was disrespectful first. As soon as I let go of his hand, he attacked me by surprise. I can't afford to play with this little trash."

Xu Damao turned his head and said disdainfully, "After hanging out with Jiang Fan for so long, he's also clear that the manager is a nobody! He's not even an official! There's no need to be afraid. I was just too worried before."

"Uncle, that's right, Sha Zhu can't afford to play with it first, and if Sha Zhu's punch really hit Xu Damao on the head, Xu Damao would probably be dead.

We just saw it clearly, and Sha Zhu pretending to spread dirt and ashes was really rude! "

Chen Dagang said that their family is not on Yi Zhonghai's side.

"Brother Dagang is right, uncle, you can't just sit next to Shazhu just because your hands are shaking."

"There's nothing wrong with Xu Damao! It's just that he's stupid and doesn't care about things!"

Jiang Fan looked at the person who spoke with some surprise. He didn't expect that Xu Damao was so popular.

"I heard it, uncle. The people have sharp eyes. You can't stand against them!"

Xu Damao was very proud and started to take advantage of the situation.

"Well, even if you don't apologize, you should at least pay for Sha Zhu's medical expenses. Look at what you've done to Sha Zhu!"

Seeing that people were not on his side, Yi Zhonghai turned around and asked for medical expenses.

He couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Ever since his hands shook and he could no longer do locksmith work, his status and prestige in the hospital were not as good as before. This also made Yi Zhonghai think about finding a way to cure his hands again.

Xu Damao happily took out two dollars from his pocket and threw them in front of Yi Zhonghai, "Here, Sha Zhu once beat me up and gave me one dollar for medical expenses. I'm a kind person, so I'll give him two dollars. Hahaha."

Yi Zhonghai picked up the two yuan with a sullen face and said, "Shazhu, let's go to the hospital."

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