The North American Gourmet Demon Handbook

The professor has left.

Volunteer: They are obviously a bunch of old-fashioned people who don’t know how to use modern Internet tools. They don’t accept the use of convenient and fast social apps, and are only willing to use this outdated online chat room. However, each one of them is more pretentious than the other. It’s really funny.

The volunteers have left.

anonymous(Anonymous): Are these guys just playing a group or are they really causing trouble?

anonymous: Let's monitor it first.

anonymous left

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"Huh? The room service cart has been delivered, why is it just left at the door?" Charlie asked curiously.

Gray also tilted her head. "Yeah, where's Mr. Li? Didn't he go downstairs to make dinner? Didn't Anjie hear it?"

"Forget it, let's push dinner in first." Charlie said in confusion.

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Ladies!" Guy came running over, no longer a gentleman, and said breathlessly, "We delivered the wrong meal!"

Author's words: I spent the whole day visiting relatives on the second day of the New Year, so I only have one update today. Please forgive me.

Thanks to Wukong and Xu Shihan for their recommendation votes

071 Food Delivery

The FBI agent who delivered the food was not a well-trained hotel waiter.

The agent knocked on the door symbolically - Li Shanze and Anjie were having sex and naturally couldn't hear it - and when he found that he couldn't knock it open, he casually put the cart at the door and left.

Anyway, Supervisor Guy had already paid the tip for this room. The FBI agent who delivered the food left without hesitation.

This actually helped "supervisor" Guy.

After being reminded by the "Professor", he hurried over to retrieve the meal and saw Charlie and Grey were about to push the dining cart full of delicious food into the room.

So he quickly reminded her.

Gray narrowed her eyes. "Oh? Was it really the wrong delivery?"

"Really? It really was delivered to the wrong place," Guy panted, smiling a seemingly sincere smile. "After all, the people helping deliver the food are all kind, enthusiastic, and diligent FBI agents. It's only natural that they'll make some small mistakes now and then."

"Kind, hardworking, and serious? You mean the FBI?" Gray laughed. "The FBI I know? That's the funniest joke I've ever heard."

"Do you know how many cases I've won involving FBI brutality, brutal law enforcement, wrongful murders, and wrongful convictions of innocent people?"

Guy just smiled apologetically. "I'm just a humble hotel butler, lacking in experience. You're right. So, can I take the cart away and return it to its rightful owner?"

Grey didn't notice anything wrong with Guy's words. After all, in the eyes of the lawyer, it seemed normal for FBI agents to deliver the wrong meal - they often killed the wrong people, so delivering the wrong meal was not a big deal.

Gray waved.

"Thank you for your generosity, ma'am. I will have them deliver your sumptuous dinner as quickly as possible. Thank you very much!"

Guy pushed the cart and left as quickly as possible.

Xia Li then used the room card to open the door, and then saw Li Shanze and Anjie sitting in the living room.

"Huh? Are you okay, Anjie?"

"Ah, well, my injuries are all healed. Your medicine is really effective!" Anjie was pleasantly surprised to find that her ability to lie with her eyes open had returned - for a bounty hunter who steals art and jewelry, lies are one of her most powerful weapons.

"That's good, but what about the side effects?" Charlie asked worriedly.

"Side effects, what side effects?" Anjie asked in surprise, "I didn't notice any."

Oh, using boiling water to make Tupana vine powder will cause it to become ineffective... Charlie nodded and took note.

"Are your injuries healed? That's great!" Gray rushed into the room happily and sat down next to Angel.

Why is Gray so happy? Didn't she notice I was cheating on her?

Anjie dodged to the side feeling a little guilty.

This dodging made Gray feel a little sad.

Yes, when Anjie was injured and weak, when she needed me the most, I didn't stay by her side. Instead, I doubted her...

The lawyer's mood visibly dropped.

Gray's reaction left Anjie even more confused. "Um, Gray, Charlie, what did you talk about?"

"Ah, we didn't talk about anything, just how we met and some funny things," Charlie said.

She really is doubting me!

Anjie lowered her head feeling a little guilty, which was in stark contrast to Gray who was sitting next to her with a sad look on her face.

Li Shanze, who had guessed what was going on, was almost hurt from trying to hold back his laughter, and had no idea that he was the culprit.

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Charlie tried her best to smooth things over and find a new topic: "By the way, we just saw a cart filled with a sumptuous dinner at the door, but the hotel manager said it was delivered to the wrong room and pushed the cart away."

"Ha, this kind of thing is inevitable when FBI agents deliver food." Li Shanze shook his head and sighed, "But that Supervisor Guy is... well, he has some issues with his sexual orientation."

Li Shanze originally wanted to hide his dislike for Guy without any hesitation, but when he thought about the fact that the suite he was currently living in was provided by Guy, he became more tactful when the words came to his lips.

But these words were harsh enough to Gray's ears.

You discriminate against LGBT people? You damn incel!

Upon hearing this, Gray subconsciously raised her neck and pinched her waist with both hands, like a fighting little rooster.

Before the lawyer could say anything, Anjie spoke up: "Wait? Gay? Gay? Is he the one who dresses in British style and speaks with a London accent..."

Li Shanze nodded: "Yes, it's him."

"Isn't he your accomplice? He's a bounty hunter. His real name is Kevin Glenson, and Guy is his alias. So, he's definitely not the manager of a hotel!" Anjie said firmly. "He's quite capable. Judging from his aura, he's stronger than me."

Li Shanze frowned. "What accomplice? Is he a bounty hunter?"

I thought I'd become so charming after traveling through time that I could charm both men and women. Unexpectedly, Anjie, who threw herself at me, was first affected by Ella's spell, and then drank Charlie's potion. And this Guy probably had other motives.

While Li Shanze was lost in thought, Anjie continued, "Yes, a bounty hunter. He understands all our rules behind the scenes. He's definitely a bounty hunter, no doubt about it. I thought he had already left Fern Town."

Having said this, Anjie paused.

Charlie, who had been listening patiently, asked curiously, "Why? Why do you think he left Fern Town?"

I can't say I thought he came for the Eye of Blasphemy, but when he saw that the Eye of Blasphemy was ineffective, he gave up his plan to steal it and left, right? That's your ring...

But Anjie was a professional con man after all. She immediately acted mysterious and said, "This is a kind of intuition or tacit understanding between colleagues. But since he didn't leave Fern Town, he has a bigger goal."

"Come to think of it, this suite was lent to us by Guy, no, I mean Kevin Glenson."

Li Shanze narrowed his eyes.

"This is getting interesting. Someone with ulterior motives is showing us kindness for no reason and lending us a luxurious suite. What's the purpose? It can't really be a gesture of friendship, right?"

At this time, the lawyer no longer cared about the various thoughts in her mind.

She quickly said, "I don't understand Kevin Glenson's intentions, but I know clearly that since he has other intentions, we should leave the Glass Palace as soon as possible, not stay here any longer, and don't touch any food he sends."

Li Shanze nodded and said affirmatively: "Yes, this is indeed a matter of experience. Has Lawyer Hamilton ever experienced something similar?"

"No, it's just a lawyer's occupational hazard. I just know clearly that during a court debate, you can't follow the prosecutor's or the opposing lawyer's line of thought." Gray stood up neatly. "Let's go."

"No, there's no rush." ​​Li Shanze shook his head. "Let's not alarm him. We shouldn't let him realize that we've noticed something's wrong with him. Let's wait until dinner is served."

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

"Your dinner, Mr. Li."

Gray waved her hand and quickly retrieved a few bottles of wine from the bar. She spilled some on herself and rinsed her mouth with alcohol to make herself smell like alcohol. Then she unbuttoned two buttons of her white shirt and deliberately buttoned one of them in the wrong place.

"Come on, act like you're having fun," the lawyer whispered.

After saying that, Gray pushed Charlie into Li Shanze's arms, and Anjie had already cooperated by hugging Li Shanze's arms and letting out a sweet laugh.

Grey ruffled her hair and then opened the door under the almost impatient urging of the FBI agent outside.

The agent who came to deliver the food was obviously stunned when he saw Grey's unruly appearance. He lowered his eyes while pushing the food cart into the room.

Of course, he was envious of Li Shanze.

I'm the FBI, why is this damn bastard also the FBI?

Why does he have so many beautiful women around him for pleasure? Why does he get to enjoy the most luxurious suites and the most sumptuous meals, while I can only serve him food like a waiter?

The young FBI agent felt the disparity in the world in his heart.

"Thank you, sir." Gray put on a calm expression as if trying to turn the person away.

"No, it's nothing, ma'am. Your dinner has been served. Have a nice evening." The FBI agent calmly took in the chaotic scene in the room and then left.

The agent came around a corner and whispered, "Dinner's here, Mr. Guy."

Guy took out a few Franklins and said, "Very good. Thank you for your hard work. This is a small token of my appreciation for your hard work."

"I should thank you for your generosity, Mr. Guy." Although the agent said this, he put the money into his pocket without hesitation.

This is what I deserve! The agent's mentality was a little broken.

"Hahaha, my good friend is quite special..." Guy said in a roundabout way.

Despite receiving a generous tip, the agent still felt unbalanced. He sneered, "Hmph, yes, spending a romantic evening with three ladies is indeed quite special."

The agent talked incessantly about the ridiculous appearance of Li Shanze surrounded by women, using extremely exaggerated words and accompanied by a lot of moral criticism.

This was naturally an expression of his strong dissatisfaction with Li Shanze.

Author's words: Thanks to Xu Shihan and Qiqisijiu for their recommendation votes

072 Men in Black

Guy—Kevin Glenson, to be exact—listened to the FBI agent's vivid description of the obscene scene with a smile, and then sent the young agent away, his anger evident in his words.

He felt relieved.

Very good, this archbishop obviously didn’t realize my identity. Haha, it’s a pity that he is from Asia where the blood plague is rampant!

At the same time, Glenson also had a lot of contempt for Li Shanze in his heart.

Bah, stupidity and lust, what kind of archbishop is he? Is it possible that thing can be used again after rejuvenation? He can't wait to try it out?

The Catholic Church has appointed such an immoral and incompetent person as archbishop. This universal church has indeed become corrupt and degenerate to an irredeemable level!

Humph, I'll let you enjoy it for a while. I'll send you to see your God tonight. But I wonder if such a corrupt archbishop will go to hell.

Glenson gave a smug smile.

…………

When Gray closed the door again, the sound of it closing was like some kind of starting gun.

Anjie bounced away from Li Shanze with a swish. Seeing Gray's glance, she felt a bit guilty as if she had been caught in an affair. She pretended to be calm and adjusted her clothes.

Gray, on the other hand, was completely unaware of Anjie's abnormal behavior.

In the eyes of the lawyer, Anjie's reaction was perfectly natural.

After all, Anjie hates men so much, so when she no longer needs to act, she will naturally run away from him as quickly as possible, right?

However, Charlie's performance made Gray smile knowingly.

Miss Witch was now immersed in the kiss with Li Shanze. She couldn't help but hug Li Shanze's neck tightly with her hands, allowing Li Shanze to lead her to travel into the sky.

It’s so nice to be fully immersed in love.

After seeing this hug and kiss, Gray completely dispelled her doubts about Charlie.

Grey, Grey, you have really lost your mind!

The lawyer was internally reflecting on herself, so she didn't notice Anjie's complicated look.

Anjie looked at Xia Li and Li Shanze who were kissing each other, and her first thought was: That hug should be mine, and that kiss should also belong to me!

After all, Li Shanze was the man who took her virginity, and she had a subconscious possessive desire.

Then Anjie was shocked because she realized that her first reaction was jealousy. She was actually jealous of Xia Li, jealous of Xia Li who was hugged and kissed by Li Shanze.

Damn it, you've lost your mind, Anjie!

What's so good about that stinky man Li Shanze? After he slept with you, he immediately hugged and kissed another beautiful woman! He is a complete scumbag!