Collapse Immortal

"You can wash as long as you want, until... you are satisfied."

"…Thank you for your understanding."

"Oh, right, you can't wash the inside with your hands alone."

Fang Ning grabbed the right hand that was about to repeat the same trick, then gently kneaded the five warm and slender fingers and raised an eyebrow at the white-haired maid.

"Indeed, then, let me try some other methods."

The white and tender knees rubbed forward on the tiles for a distance, and the slightly sticky colorless sword oil was smeared on the brave dagger, making it look particularly shiny.

Then two huge whetstones clamped the brave dagger and began to grind it vigorously.

No matter how powerful a weapon is, it needs regular maintenance, even the Brave Dagger.

After admiring the sword-sharpening and sword-swallowing for a while, Fang Ning let go of the head maid's right hand, allowing her to work less trouble.

Then he looked up at the ceiling again, hooked the head maid's silver hair with his fingers, and played with it quietly.

When the normal length of time for a shower had passed in the outside world, the glass door of the bathroom in the Royal Moon Palace was also opened.

Belfast walked out calmly, quickly put on the maid outfit she had taken off outside the door, found a few royal-style men's suits in the room, and walked back into the bathroom.

Another ten minutes later, the head maid opened the bathroom door and a beautiful young man in a suit walked out and leisurely sat in the wheelchair next to her.

Fang Ning turned her head to look at Belfast who was standing beside her, stared at her lips for a long time, and then drove the wheelchair out.

The white-haired maid followed him with her head lowered.

Outside the royal bathroom, the two walked slowly in the corridor, but soon they met a well-dressed woman with blonde hair and blue eyes wearing a wide-brimmed hat.

"Greetings, Lord Hood, how come you have time to come here today?"

"Hello, Befa. Her Majesty invites us to come and see her holy image."

After greeting, Hood first looked at the head maid with a puzzled expression, and then turned to Fang Ning and performed the etiquette of a lady.

"Gui An, nice to meet you, Your Highness."

"Hello, Miss Hood. Is Elizabeth here yet?"

"Yes, His Majesty is in the hall."

"Then I'll go over first, Beifa. You stay here and tidy up your appearance, then follow me."

"Your Highness?"

The head maid immediately looked down, but didn't find anything wrong. She was a little confused, so she turned to look at Hood.

The blonde lady had an inexplicable smile on her face and raised her hand to touch the corner of her mouth.

The head maid immediately understood something, so she lowered her head with a slightly red face, brushed the corner of her mouth with her right hand, and as expected, she pulled out a green sword tassel.

However, when Belfast looked up at Hood again, his expression returned to his usual confidence.

“Thank you very much for the reminder.”

"Nothing much, but aren't you and His Royal Highness moving too fast? According to the humans, you've only known each other for less than a week."

"His Royal Highness is not human, he can communicate with us normally."

"That's really good news."

If they are all data life, then the amount of information generated by communication in just a few days is equivalent to that of humans in several years.

So from a human perspective, the progress of Befa and His Royal Highness the King is not that fast.

However, Hood also knew that the head maid, whom the mistress relied on deeply, had had sex with the master behind her back, which was also considered immoral in the eyes of humans.

"...Befa, you don't want His Majesty to know about this, do you?"

"Lord Hood, if you have anything to say, just ask."

"So, can you share your memories of today with me?"

"Rather than experiencing illusory memories, I think you can try to experience it yourself. His Royal Highness will not refuse."

"Well, that's a good idea, but it's not something a lady should do. And His Majesty..."

"You know what? According to the status the Queen has assigned to us, His Royal Highness the King is allowed to have several mistresses."

"Mistress? That doesn't seem like a ladylike word."

"Your Majesty won't know, I promise."

"It's not the business of a head maid to deceive her master, but, Befa, please invite the prince to a tea party on my behalf."

"Understood, Lord Hood."

The royal lady walked past the bowing head maid and headed to the other end of the corridor, while Belfast continued to walk forward, and after turning the corner, she placed her hand on the handle of the wheelchair that had been waiting there.

"Um, finished talking to Hood?"

"Yes, Master, it's just as you said. Lady Hood is very curious about those things now, and it will be easy to lure her into the trap."

The head maid answered as she pushed the wheelchair forward.

"This is a natural result. You were data life forms before, and had no concept of reproduction. If you had one because of Slaanesh, you would naturally be very curious."

"Well, I think I can understand why the master wants to close the port area. It's really not appropriate for them to show up outside right now."

There is no other reason but simply being too curious, which causes them to easily have relationships with others and let the pollution of Slaanesh leak out.

Belfast, as one of Slaanesh's victims, still remembers the never-ending torment and pain she endured.

Momentary satisfaction can only bring more emptiness. If His Highness had not taken action, she would have almost blown up the ship, making it physically clean forever.

That's right, when they were in the bathroom, while Belfast was concentrating on sharpening her sword, Fang Ning told her her identity and the reason why she took Huang as her subordinate.

After knowing that she was saved because of His Royal Highness the King, the head maid was naturally very grateful, so she not only sharpened the sword, but also invited the brave Fang Ning to defeat the demon king in her body.

However, despite her gratitude, the head maid was a little angry now because Fang Ning deliberately did not remind her, causing her to make a fool of herself in front of Hood.

"Ah, isn't this to resolve the royal issue sooner? We can't just keep the port closed forever."

"Your intentions are good, but I must remind you, Master, that the royal family has nearly a hundred Sirens."

"It doesn't matter. I have plenty of time. Don't you understand this?"

"Yeah. That's true. It seems I was worrying too much."

The head maid nodded, but soon she discovered a new problem.

"Will there really be no problems if the port area is opened?"

Since the royal ladies were easily fooled out of curiosity, it is possible that they will find other people in the future for other reasons.

Royal nobles and commoners do not have the same high loyalty as maids and knights, especially in terms of feelings.

"You don't have to worry about that. They're just being blinded by the temporary desire to reproduce. Once they fully understand these desires, they'll return to normal."

Fang Ning looked up at Belfast, but could only see two mountains.

"The world we live in is still very healthy. Normal women don't have those things in their heads, and I don't think they will have feelings for other members of the opposite sex after me."

Whether Fang Ning is willing to admit it or not, he and Slaanesh are almost one and the same.

Therefore, the Brave Dagger is a divine weapon among divine weapons. Whether it is its aura, width, blade length, or even its inherent skills, they are all top-notch.

In addition, the Brave Dagger has another characteristic, that is, its shape is not fixed, but will change according to the characteristics of the Demon King.

Therefore, no matter what kind of demon king you face, the Brave Dagger will have extremely high lethality.

Therefore, unless Slaanesh himself comes, it is impossible for the royal family to be in trouble and the pollution to flow out.

Chapter 59 Siren: Becoming Human

In the next half month, as the royal residence in the Moon Palace was gradually built, Fang Ning had to get busy in order to solve the problem of Slaanesh.

On the first day, Fang Ning was invited to attend the tea party hosted by Hood, where she met two other Sirens - Glorious and Awesome, and satisfied Hood's desire.

This is not difficult if both men and women are interested, not to mention that Fang Ning uses an extremely efficient communication method based on data life.

So, even though it was only a tea party, Hood already knew him well enough.

Moreover, because of Slaanesh, Fang Ning had a deep understanding of various arts, aristocratic etiquette, etc. No matter what topic the royal lady raised, he could answer fluently.

Coupled with his perfect skin, a tea party is enough time for Fang Ning to become a hero again and pierce the demon in Hood's body with the hero's dagger.

The next morning, Fang Ning first went to see Hood and beat the Demon King a few times to stabilize the newly established relationship.

At noon, he took Sirius and Dido to find the sisters Radiance and Terrible, and then met their other two sisters - Victory and Indomitable.

There were also two other maids, Newcastle and Glasgow.

Originally, Fang Ning thought that compared to Hood, the Glorious and Awesome side might be more troublesome, but unexpectedly, it was not difficult, and was even simpler than Hood's side.

Guanghui herself is a very gentle woman. Although she is very strong inside, due to the influence of Slaanesh, the demon king in her body has long been ready to act.

So Fang Ning just pretended to be pitiful and lied to her that there seemed to be something wrong with his Brave Dagger and asked her for help.

Guanghui hesitated for a while and then agreed.

Now that the start had been made, the subsequent series of processes such as sharpening the sword, swallowing the sword, and fighting the demon king were quickly completed under Fang Ning's continuous and pitiful offensive.

But after everything was done, lying on the bed, Guanghui realized in a drowsy state that he seemed to have been deceived.

Although she was very angry at first, after Fang Ning honestly confessed everything about his sins, the understanding Guanghui forgave him.

But she hoped that Fang Ning could achieve her goal through normal interactions in the future, rather than relying on deception like today.

Fang Ning naturally agreed.

Then, in the evening, he used the brave dagger to pierce the demon king in the terrible body.

This time Fang Ning really didn't rely on coaxing, because although Kewei looked like a qualified royal lady on the surface, she was actually a girl with a very wild personality.

So he first simply exposed the terrible disguise, and then when she was panicked, he "accidentally" exposed the impure relationship between himself and her sister Guanghui.

Kewei quickly seized this opportunity and threatened him as he expected. Initially, she just asked him to keep it a secret, but soon the strong curiosity about the opposite sex derived from the desire for reproduction quickly emerged when the girl had the upper hand.

So in Kewei's case, Fang Ning was the passive party at first, but later when she gradually became unable to play anymore, he fought back.

However, it was somewhat surprising that when Fang Ning was halfway through her counterattack, the bed in Kewei's room broke.

I don’t know if it’s because the new bed isn’t sturdy enough or because the dreaded body is heavy.

In the end, Kewei surrendered and vowed not to threaten him again. Only then did Fang Ning stop the counterattack that had lasted for several hours.

Then, Fang Ning asked Kewei to choose an identity. She thought about it and did not choose a fiancée like Guanghui. Instead, for fun, she chose a mistress.

Even Dido mustered up the courage to choose the option of a fiancée after knowing about it, but she insisted on choosing the mistress.

Fang Ning looked at Kewei's smug little face and suddenly wanted to know what expression she would have if she found out in the future that she was the only one without a ring.

In the evening, before leaving the residence of the four Guanghui sisters, Fang Ning made an appointment with Shengli to go stargazing late at night. As expected, the self-willed blonde woman agreed.

Then on the way back, Sirius accidentally tripped when passing by the construction area, and happened to hit Fang Ning's brave dagger who turned around, so she sensed the breath of other women.

Although Fang Ning is normally dust-free and always clean, she is unable to remove the residue left after the great adventure.

Fang Ning looked down at the maid with white hair and red eyes and explained:

"This is a necessary process. I've already transmitted the specific reasons."

"Well, I understand completely. My proud master, please leave the cleanup work to me."

"Huh? Um! Wait... here?!"

Seeing that Sirius was about to draw out the Brave Dagger, Fang Ning quickly released the time stop and breathed a sigh of relief.

After looking down at the short-haired maid who was concentrating on cleaning, he noticed Dido who was full of negative emotions because of Sirius's close contact with him.

Fang Ning couldn't help but feel a headache. No matter how he promised not to abandon her, Dido still didn't feel very secure, and she didn't know whether giving her a ring would be of any use.

Thinking of this, he waved his hand to release Dido's time stop, allowing her to participate in the cleanup work.

only……

Fang Ning looked at the brave dagger that had grown much longer and wider after Dido got hold of it, and couldn't help but sigh at the maid's growing desire.

Although I understand that she wants her master to fill her up, this size is no longer something a human can handle.

After the maids finished cleaning, Fang Ning returned to her own residence. After eating the dinner prepared by Hermione and Charybdis and resting for a while, she chatted with the two serious maids in the time stop.

When it was time to go to bed, Fang Ning went to Hood's residence again. They chatted for a long time while having adventures in time stop, and stabilized their relationship again.

Then Fang Ning went to find Elizabeth. After coaxing her to sleep, she pulled Befa beside her into the time stop and communicated with her for a long time.