The weird invasion started with an almost kiss with a weird person

A certain music software.

A blogger posted a short video.

In the video, an animated meme appears with a text next to it.

[Family, who understands?]

[Last night, a software called Weird Store suddenly appeared on my phone, I thought it was the remnants of browsing small websites, I was afraid of viruses, and I didn't dare to click on it.

[But I didn't expect this software to open on its own suddenly, and I felt a strong sense of sleepiness and passed out directly.]

In a dream, I entered a dilapidated shop and saw a boss covered in mosaics.

[At that time, I bought a product called a faceless doll in the spirit of having fun.

But what I didn't expect was that when I woke up, a puppet really appeared in my hand, but something terrible happened. 】Comment

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[The tip of the heart of the God of Wealth: As the so-called, dogs and people are close, wolves and people are estranged, dogs can be cuddled, wolves can't be cuddled, it

is the wolf that is difficult to cuddle, it is the dog that is easy to cuddle, and it is the dog that is easy to cuddle!] [You seem to be on the first floor. [

Netizen B: "The Reborn Beauty Doll in My Arms"]

[Netizen C: The illusion of the rat before his death, hemp, don't cook at night, I'm about to wash. [

Netizen D: What's the matter?]

In the train.

Yi Xu's arm rested on the hanging ring, and his eyes were fixed on the content of the phone.

This blogger is the customer he served last night.

After the customer gives a one-star negative review, the system provides a customer after-sales tracking service for Yixu.

There are ways to observe the experience of a customer after purchasing an item.

Alas, it seems that customers don't like this product, and it has just opened and received a one-star bad review, and the sadness is so great.

Yi Xu loosened his loosened cuffs and refocused his gaze on the latest comments and a few divine comments on the phone screen.

[Blogger: Whenever I use this doll, my two roommates will stare at me with a lustful look. [

Dog planning: Lying groove, same. [

Big fight: Chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is full of wounds, and your smile has turned yellow. [

Netizen C: It's a long time to come to Japan, and it's hard to go to Japan. [

Netizen B: Do the three of you form a text "state"? [

Netizen D: What role do you play in it, the bond of love - the communicator? [

Netizen A: Let your ass laugh and blossom.

[Blogger: I'm not joking about traffic, woo woo, why are you all joking with me.

After reading it, Yi Xu always felt a little funny.

To be honest, this faceless doll actually has a strong effect.

If it weren't for the fact that the negative effect was too great, I'm afraid the grade would have risen by another level.

Once the weirdness comes, this weapon will definitely work wonders, and the target of the charm imbalance is not just humans.

Losing his virginity in exchange for a chance to live, I don't know if this customer can stand it.

Yi Xu put away his mobile phone, looked around, and took advantage of the fact that there were still fewer people, and he immediately occupied a side seat.

At this moment, the cold voice of the system echoed in his mind layer by layer.

[The mission has been opened.] [

Mission: Kill the Crazy]

[Quest Requirements: When the weird invasion comes, play as a madman and kill a certain number of weird creatures, and the madness should be so crazy that the weird creatures are afraid. [

Task statement: How can anyone not be crazy now, and the resentment of strange creatures can be as big as mine. [

Reward: Crazy Soul, 300 Faith Points]

[There is still half an hour before the complete invasion of the weird.

Seeing this task, Yi Xu felt a little pity.

I knew that I should wear a blue and white striped dress in the hospital, and when the time comes, I will play a madman and have a clothing attribute blessing.

Suddenly, the train roared violently, and then came to a slow stop.

The train door opened instantly, and a crowd of people instantly poured into it, and Yi Xu was also coerced by the crowd and took a few steps back.

As the crowd poured in, the noise in the train gradually increased, and the space inside the train became a little crowded, adding a bit of popularity to this cold and hard place.

A slightly obese middle-aged and elderly man sat next to him, followed by a child.

"Old man + child, this buff can be stacked, two public bullies, it seems that I have to be careful. "

Yi Xu, don't look over.

He thought about the terrifying weird advent event that was going to happen next, and planned to watch some videos that made women scream loudly, saying that they couldn't stand it, and the man's heart was pounding and his face was red, to relieve his nervous mood.

He put on his headphones, opened the video interface, and typed a few big words in the search box.