The Secret to Picking Up Girls

It's better to be lucky than early. Since he ran into them, Zhang Yuze decided to freeload a meal here. Seriously, Xiaolu-jie's cooking is top-notch. Zhang Yuze thinks it could even rival a hotel chef.

Because Zhang Yuze and they were neighbors, and not too far apart in age, they quickly hit it off. Zhang Yuze already knew that they were all Guo Xiaolu-jie's roommates from university. Their relationship was practically unbreakable. Except for one who looked delicate and petite, the other two girls were quite average-looking, and their figures were also trending towards horizontal development. Someone once said that birds of a feather flock together, but it seems that this saying is not always true!

"Whoever marries our Xiaolu in the future will have truly burned incense for eight lifetimes!" One of the girls with acne on her face said with a smile during the meal. And as she spoke, she glanced at Zhang Yuze intentionally or unintentionally.

Although Zhang Yuze knew that these words were meant for him, he pretended to be nonchalant and smiled, "Yes! It would be great if I could marry her."

"You little punk, you're still so young and you already want to get married. I don't think all your hair has grown in yet!" Another round-faced girl chimed in. This girl's words were really bold.

However, Zhang Yuze, a senior member of adult websites, was not some innocent little boy who knew nothing.

"Oh! How do you know my hair hasn't all grown in yet? Could it be that you've seen it, big sister? No wonder I've been feeling like someone's been peeping at me when I shower these past few days. Could it be you?" Zhang Yuze looked at the girl with a pitiful expression, pretending to be scared.

"Pfft!" The girl spat out the rice in her mouth, clearly shocked by Zhang Yuze's words.

And just like that, this meal helped Zhang Yuze develop a relationship with his other neighbors. While helping the young ladies clear the table, Zhang Yuze whispered to her, "Xiaojiejie, I have something to ask you. Can you come to my house for a bit?"

Guo Xiaolu seemed to look at Zhang Yuze with some surprise, but she still nodded. After Zhang Yuze helped her clear the table, Guo Xiaolu went to his house with Zhang Yuze.

"Was there something that couldn't be said at my place?"

Tossing the hair on her forehead, Xiaojiejie glared at Zhang Yuze with some dissatisfaction, and then casually sat on the sofa.

"Heh! Heh! I was a little embarrassed over there just now, because... because this matter is really troublesome. It may take up a lot of Xiaojiejie's time in the future," Zhang Yuze said with his head down, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Is that so! I didn't realize that Yuze could also be embarrassed. It's going to take up a lot of my time, don't tell me you want me to be a nanny for your family?" Xiaolu-jie stared at Zhang Yuze with her charming big eyes, clearly curious about what Zhang Yuze wanted to do.

"Hehe! Although it's not a nanny, it's pretty close." As he spoke, Zhang Yuze revealed his purpose.