The Secret to Picking Up Girls

"Of course not, boss. It's because when the police arrived, I was conveniently taking a leak outside, so I managed to avoid it. I could only watch helplessly as our poor fourth brother in the dorm had his photo taken on the spot by the police, freezing his glorious image in time," Lin Kunhong said, looking sheepishly at Zhang Yuze.

Zhang Yuze nodded. He knew, of course, that nowadays, police officers take photos directly when they find something to secure evidence. They don't care about your portrait rights or anything like that.

"Oh! When you went to pee, why didn't you take Fourth Brother with you?" Zhang Yuze suddenly thought of something, frowned, and looked at Lin Kunhong.

Lin Kunhong was stunned: "…"

Zhang Yuze could imagine what kind of mood his third dormmate was in at the police station right now, probably still worried and scared! However, Zhang Yuze felt that he still had to teach him a lesson, otherwise, he would still cause trouble sooner or later.

Perhaps it was because of Zhang Yuze's abilities that the brothers in the dorm were very confident in Zhang Yuze, feeling that he should be able to handle these things. So, although Fourth Brother was at the police station, the brothers in the dorm weren't very nervous. If something happened, they had their boss to rely on, so Lin Kunhong and Wang Kaijun both seemed very relaxed, doing what they usually did, and you couldn't tell that anything had happened.

Zhang Yuze could tell from the eyes of Wang Kaijun and Lin Kunhong what they were thinking, but he was also very helpless. Who told him he had such brothers?

"Damn you guys, when nothing happens, no one helps me with my clothes, but as soon as something happens, you put everything on me. I'm starting to think I'm not your boss, but your nanny," Zhang Yuze said, looking at their smiling faces, feeling very depressed, and couldn't help but give them the middle finger.

"Boss, this is what it means to be able to do more! You're the boss because you have the ability. Not just anyone can be the boss," Wang Kaijun said to Zhang Yuze as a matter of course.

"That's right! Boss, you are our provider! We will follow your glorious path until the sun sets," Lin Kunhong said with a grin, looking at Zhang Yuze.

Zhang Yuze: "…"

"What are you following me for? I'm not a girl, are you planning to fight me with bayonets?" Zhang Yuze said unhappily, looking at Lin Kunhong.

…

Although he was very dissatisfied with the trouble these guys had caused, Zhang Yuze still had to go to the police station to bail out Fourth Brother. Fortunately, the place he went to was XC District, and that jurisdiction could be considered his father's sphere of influence. If there was anything, his father could make a phone call and ask about it, and there wouldn't be any problems. However, as a district head, if he couldn't even handle this small matter, it would be too embarrassing. However, Zhang Yuze still planned to go to the police station to see what was going on first. If there was no need, Zhang Yuze still didn't plan to alarm his father. After all, although his father was the district head, it wasn't good for him to directly interfere in matters below, because that would give people something to criticize.