Mountain and Sea Museum

Ma Chongjun is a very nerdy otaku. He is currently in the summer vacation of his sophomore year. He sleeps until eleven in the morning every day, then eats lunch, and plays games almost all afternoon.But after dinner, it was his father's mandatory parent-child time. He had to sit in front of the TV with his parents and watch the news honestly, and then watch his father's favorite drama or mother's favorite mother-in-law drama.

Anyway, at night, he doesn't have the right to control himself, he can only stay with him in the living room, and use his mobile phone to send messages with his buddies from time to time.

This day was the same, Ma Chongjun was lying on the sofa like a useless person, waiting for his father's favorite drama to start.Just when he picked up his mobile phone and was about to complain in the group, a brisk classical music on the TV caught his attention.

On TV, a woman in a pink ancient costume is walking in the mountains and forests, with colorful phoenix flying past her, a big fox with nine tails caressing her hand with its fluffy tail, and radiant green The unicorn ran happily around her.

Jade stones flowed in the water, and all kinds of exotic flowers bloomed one after another. The woman picked a yellow fruit in the shape of a peach from a fruit-bearing tree, took a bite, and the fruit juice was full and plump.

The sun sheds golden light in this magnificent world. On the highest mountain, a man in a black robe stands against the light. When the woman sees it, she bows down piously.A ray of light like an ear of wheat flew from the man's hand to the woman, and disappeared after circling around her.

Finally, the woman looked back sideways in the mountains and forests, and said softly: "Between the mountains and the sea, if you report the truth, you know the etiquette; if you have enough food and clothing, you know the honor and disgrace. Jinfeng Rang. Welcome to the Shanhai Museum."

After the woman finished speaking, she walked into the forest, leaving a graceful back view for the viewers, and then a phoenix and a white dragon flew out and said in a lovely voice, "There is also a restaurant in the mountains, seas and forests."

At the end of the commercial, Father Ma and his wife said, "This museum is interesting."

Mother Ma nodded and said it was very interesting.

Hearing the voice of his parents, Ma Chongjun finally recovered from his astonishment, called out Goddess, and grabbed his father's hand, "Dad, let's go to this museum to play."

Father Ma glanced at his son, and told his son's scheming: "Do you want to go to this museum to play, or do you want to go to this museum to see the actress in that advertisement?"

Ma Chongjun immediately yelled at his father at the age of 20, and strongly demanded to go to the Shanhai Museum. He also said that he could go to Yong'an to have fun. Anyway, his parents have annual leave, so the whole family should go on a trip together.

"It's not bad for the whole family to go to play together." Mama Ma is very excited about family travel.

Father Ma nodded and agreed: "Okay, I will ask the unit for annual leave tomorrow, and we will go this Friday."

Ma Chongjun happily said thank you parents, and then sent a message in the group chatteringly.

Bug: [I'm going to Yong'an this Friday to meet my goddess [cool]]

Ah Guang: [Fuck, bro, are you going to Chen Jiao's fan meeting?Do you still have tickets?take me! 】

Chongzi: [It's not Chen Jiao, it's my new goddess, hehehehe, she's much prettier than Chen Jiao[色]]

Dahui: [The bug is a big radish, the goddess changes it every three months [beating]]

Ah Guang: [You traitorous fake fan, I want to break up with you]

Ah Guang: [That... How beautiful is your new goddess, is she really prettier than Chen Jiao? 】

The peeping people in the group were blasted out by Ah Guang's brazenness, and they lined up neatly in a row of [Despise you.gif].

Ma Chongjun didn't line up, he was checking the official blog of Shanhai Museum, clicked in, the first Weibo was the Jiugongge poster of the advertising heroine he saw just now.

In each poster, the woman is in the same frame as different ancient beasts, with gentle, cute or charming expressions, no matter which angle it is, it is so beautiful that it cannot be seen in the world.

There is also a row of small characters on the poster - Ji Mengmeng, the image spokesperson of Shanhai Museum.

It turns out that the name of the goddess is Ji Mengmeng, which really suits her.With an idiotic smile on Ma Chongjun's face, he saved the nine posters in his mobile phone, liked and forwarded this Weibo, searched, but couldn't find Ji Mengmeng's Weibo, so he followed the official blog of Shanhai Museum.

Then he quit Weibo and posted the nine posters in the group. Immediately, a group of nerds in the group lost their composure and asked who this beauty was. After learning that she was the spokesperson for a museum in the suburbs of Yong'an, he immediately decided to go to the museum. play.

Coincidentally, the beautiful and celestial Ji Mengmeng attracts not only male fans, but also many female fans, as well as fans of parents, grandparents and grandparents.

Her face is extremely beautiful, 360 degrees without dead ends, but it doesn't make people feel that the color is sharp, but it ignores gender, age and class to make people feel good.

"This is the power of God." Dan Xiao explained to this: "God does not distinguish between races for human beings. Whether they are male or female, poor or rich, old or young, they are all in front of God. They are equal. Gods give people equality, and people give gods piety, this is the power of faith."

"Tsk tsk, if this goes into the entertainment industry, it's a huge cheat." Ling Muyu pulled Dan Xiaoyuan behind Ji Meng, pointing (supervising) to (supervising) him to work as a lecturer in the exhibition hall.

Of course, during working hours, he is not Ji Meng, but Ji Mengmeng.

She is wearing a wide-sleeved skirt made of European silk, silk silk, and jade silkworm brocade. As she moves, the hem of the skirt makes waves, making her float like a fairy.There are several pearl flowers made of various precious stones on the head. Under the refraction of the lights in the exhibition hall, they are very prosperous and beautiful.

The appearance of Ji Mengmeng, the new commentator of Shanhai Museum, made the most popular unicorn commentator become uninterested, let alone other commentators.The tourists are all around Ji Mengmeng, all crowded with their mobile phones to take pictures of the goddess, and Wuwu and Fudou maintain the order of the scene, preventing humans from taking the opportunity to plot against Ji Mengmeng.

Uh, what's more, don't let human beings find out that Ji Mengmeng is a master of women's clothing.

A new advertisement was released, and under the deliberate promotion of the publicity team of the museum, Ji Mengmeng quickly became popular as a new generation of Internet celebrities, and this Internet celebrity did not have a plastic face, which made people who eat melons on the Internet Feel pleasantly surprised.

Of course, no one questioned that Ji Mengmeng's face was plastic surgery, but it was immediately sprayed back by the majority of netizens - if this kind of face can be corrected, wouldn't the hospital for plastic surgery go against the sky!

After Ji Mengmeng's plastic surgery was questioned, someone questioned her height - because she was too tall.

There are various photos of Ji Mengmeng’s exhibition hall taken in the museum on the Internet. From the photos, it can be seen that Ji Mengmeng is a lot taller than the surrounding tourists. There are also tourists who say that her friend is 1.8 meters tall, but standing Beside Ji Mengmeng, he was completely a dwarf.

According to the analysis of the technical emperor, Ji Mengmeng's height is definitely not less than 1.9 meters.

People who eat melons have said that I am dumb, and the height of the goddess is taller than the average man, which puts pressure on me and other people who are less than 1.8 meters tall.

Immediately afterwards, a gangster jumped out, saying that a woman was 1.9 meters tall and was called a goddess, maybe she was a giant god.

It's a pity that one or two barbarians are no match for the broad masses of the people——

[Hehe, the giant god is also a god, the poster estimates that it is less than 1.5 meters, he is jealous of women who grow taller]

[My goddess has a standard nine-headed body, a slender and well-proportioned figure, what's wrong with being 1.9 meters, 1.9 meters is also a goddess]

[When talking about others, first look in the mirror yourself, you will talk about my goddess when you grow to 1.9 meters]

[1.9 meters is the real goddess, okay? In the future, the standards of goddesses will be set according to the standards of my cute goddess]

After so many rhythmic or spontaneous hits, the topic ranged from #山海馆通者人# to #新神秘吉萌萌#, and later #审萌萌被解决化处#, #审萌萌不可前脸#, #计Mengmengwenrou#, #吉萌萌转转1.9米#, #神礼做长新标准# took turns on the hot searches, Shanhai Museum and Goddess Ji Mengmeng dominated the hot searches for a whole week, and they returned to the top.

Seeing the increase in the number of Weibo followers, Ling Muyu couldn't help but admire her witty self even more with this week's sales.

"Ji Meng is very good and dedicated. I'll add a chicken leg to dinner today." Ling Muyu praised.

Ji Meng snorted arrogantly, and rudely took off the women's clothes on his body, and without any delay, he transformed back into the body of a dragon head, and the jewelry on his head fell all over the floor with a thunderbolt.

Ling Muyu rolled her eyes: "Can't you go back to your room to transform? Put your clothes on before you come out? Why do you like running naked so much?" It's not a good god to like to show your size so much.

Zhang Shan echoed: "We humans usually call the police to deal with people who like to run naked."

Ji Meng snorted and disappeared.

Zhu Wu gloated and said: "Today, there is a wretched human who wants to take advantage of Ji Meng, and Ji Meng is angry."

"Has Mengmeng been taken advantage of by humans?" The demons gasped, nervous and expectant.

Zhu Wu shook his head regretfully, "No, Ji Meng noticed it, and used his spiritual power to bounce the humans away."

"Alas..." All the monsters sighed regretfully.

"I was not molested by humans, are you sorry?" Ji Meng came back after getting dressed, with a serious face and long eyes glaring.

"No." The monsters shook their heads together, "It's just a pity that we can't avenge you."

Ji Meng said: "Do you still need you? I have already given him the curse of God, and he will be unlucky for a year."

Ling Muyu immediately said to Dan Xiao: "Ji Meng is more poisonous than you. If you curse, it only takes one month for people to be unlucky, but for him to curse, it takes one year."

Dan Xiao said: "Then next time there is a human being without eyes, I will curse him to be unlucky for the rest of his life."

"Well... you are really... such an upright male god." Ling Muyu crazily praised her male god.

Ji Meng looked at the shameless and affectionate couple, and asked aggrievedly: "Should I go out in women's clothing tomorrow?"

"Of course!" Ling Muyu said: "We just launched the image of 'Ji Mengmeng', so we have to attract a wave of fans first. Then we can participate in activities according to the situation."

Ji Meng hugged the majestic tiger in his arms and rubbed it, using the fluff to soothe his wounded heart.

Wei Feng was very uncomfortable being rubbed by him, and he kept struggling.

The monsters surrounded Ji Meng, laughing and comforting him with words, but it sounded insincere and gloating.

On the second day, Ji Mengmeng, the women's clothing tycoon, was still working diligently, but this day was Saturday, and the number of tourists had skyrocketed compared to the previous few days. The museum had to limit the number of visitors to barely maintain order in the residence.

Ma Chongjun's family was lucky, they entered the museum before the current limit, and now they are crowded in the crowd to take pictures of their goddess contentedly.

If you ask him, the goddess should be so tall, standing out from the crowd.If he is short, how can he take pictures so conveniently in the crowd.

The 1.9-meter goddess Ji Mengmeng is still diligently explaining the exhibition hall today, showing a smile from time to time to attract fans, she is very dedicated, and I like it.

In the renovated office, the administrator Ling Muyu was receiving a tall man who didn't take off his sunglasses indoors.

"Mr. Li, you said you want to sign Ji Mengmeng? Arrange for her to debut?"

The man in sunglasses nodded slightly, looking very reserved, "I am very optimistic about Miss Ji's development potential. After Miss Ji signs with our company, I will take her personally and create a TV series tailored for her as her debut work."

The man thought he was sincere, and patiently told Ling Muyu his plan, and also briefly talked about Ji Mengmeng's development plan.

Ling Muyu also patiently listened to the man's words, and then said without hesitation: "I refuse."