Mountain and Sea Museum

Zhang Dounan and Shi Hanchi's cultivation has been stagnant in the Nascent Soul Stage for many years, and they have not been able to step into the Transformation God. They thought that they would have to run out of lifespan in the Nascent Soul Stage, but they never thought that there would be such good luck.

Cultivating immortals is fighting for fate with heaven, and human beings are the darlings of heaven, but cultivation is no easier than demons, and even worse than demons.Now that the aura of heaven and earth is getting thinner, Zhang Dounan and Shi Hanchi are already the highest-level monks in the cultivation world of Huaguo. Because of this, some people can't help but want to take quick and crooked ways.

The two of them got this good luck, and it took four days for them to enter meditation. Ling Muyu called the repair management committee and Zhang Shan on the same day.

Zhang Shan came back with Bai Ze the next day, but Shi Hanchi's apprentice was stopped by the monsters at the foot of the mountain and was not allowed to enter.

Because the monsters in the museum were asked by the administrator not to disturb the two of them who had broken through their cultivation and made room for them, they couldn't even get in the office. The TV series about the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law who were chasing after him hadn't watched it for several days, and was full of resentment.

The Bai Ze family members are their own people, so they can come in and out at will, other human beings want to come in, ha ha!

The family members of Zhang Baize were very moved when they were classified as their own by the monster, and immediately went to buy a lot of snacks for him, and drove a truck to transport them up the mountain.

Many people came from the Zhang family and Yinyuzong, and they were all waiting for the two old men to successfully advance to the power of the transformation stage. If they couldn't go to the museum, they all lived in the B&B in the town.

The people who run the homestay still find it strange that the museums are closed for rest, so why are there so many people visiting the town?

The members of the Zhang family and the Yinyu Sect waited anxiously on the mountain for the backbone of the two factions to successfully break through the Nascent Soul stage.The monsters in the museum on the mountain turned their depression into appetite if they couldn't catch up with the drama, they ate and ate and ate non-stop.

On the fourth day of Zhang Dounan and Shi Hanchi's appointment, Zhang Shan was guarding the two old men in the office, while Ling Muyu was answering the phone in the water pavilion, and refused Ling Ying to let him go to their house for a New Year's Eve dinner.

At this time, Dan Xiao walked out of the water pavilion and looked at the sky.

The sky above the museum was already dusk, and the lead gray clouds were pressing down layer by layer, as if they were about to press down on the top of people's heads, and there was a faint sound of thunder in the clouds.

"Are they going to break through?" Ling Muyu also walked out of the water pavilion, standing beside Dan Xiao and looking up.

Dan Xiao nodded and said, "Yes, Jieyun has come."

The monsters stopped eating, went to the garden, found a comfortable position and lay down.

"What are they doing?" Ling Muyu didn't know why.

"When a person cultivates Yuanying and transforms into a god, spiritual energy will descend within a hundred miles, which can nourish all things." Dan Xiao looked at the snow-covered mountains and said, "This year, Guhe Town will have a bumper harvest, and Wolong Mountain will be more lush. "

Can comprehension still have this kind of operation?

Ling Muyu hurriedly asked Dan Xiao to quietly bring out two beanbag sofas from the office, he wanted to sit and feel the aura.

Dan Xiao chuckled, but did not say that this aura is actually useless to the gods. He moved the sofa from the office and pulled Ling Muyu to sit on it, leaning against the back and looking up at the sky to chat.

At the same time, all the monks who came to Guhe Town gathered at the foot of Wolong Mountain, each found a place to sit down, and waited for the distracting and powerful aura to descend.

As time passed, the robbery clouds in the sky became thicker and thicker, and the tumbling thunder became louder and louder.

Suddenly, a flash of lightning piercing the sky lit up, and then a huge thunderclap exploded in my ears.

A vortex of spiritual energy invisible to ordinary people formed above the museum, whistling as if to sweep away everything on the ground, the two bosses who had been in a sedation for four days jumped out of the office, and at the right moment, two bolts of lightning mixed with thousands of thunderbolts Chopping down, the two each sacrificed their magic weapons and waited in full force.

"Is there a lightning rod installed in our museum?" Ling Muyu was startled by the lightning, and grabbed Dan Xiao's hand, nervously.

Nima, such a thick lightning, this is the rhythm of killing people!

But don't let their museum make the headlines of social news tomorrow, for example, being written "It's terrible!"Two Centenarians Struck by Lightning in a Museum" with titles like this.

"It's nothing, both of them have meritorious deeds, and the way of heaven is just meaning. Seeing that the momentum is huge, they won't be hurt." Dan Xiao comforted his lover into his arms and patted him, paused, and said : "At most, it will tear the robes of the two of them to pieces."

Ling Muyu was very surprised, "The suits on them turned out to be cassocks? Aren't the cassocks written in the novels all have toga and long sleeves?"

Dan Xiao said: "Cultivating immortals also pays attention to keeping pace with the times. The vestment is actually weaving formations on the clothes, not the style of the clothes."

Ling Muyu understood: "No wonder their centenarians wear such fancy suits." Then she blinked, and suddenly burst into a smirk.

"What?" Dan Xiao pinched his fingers and asked puzzled.

Ling Muyu shook his head and said nothing.

He wouldn't say that he was just wondering if some monks would make underwear into cassocks... cassocks to protect important parts and so on.He won't say this slightly obscene thought, he also wants to save face.

Dan Xiao didn't ask any further questions, and continued to lean together to watch Du Jie.

After the nine X2 lightning strikes, the robbery clouds in the sky slowly dissipated, and large flakes of snowflakes fell, turning into heavy snowflakes in a short while.

The snowflakes with rich aura fell, covering a radius of hundreds of miles centered on the Shanhai Museum, and soon accumulated a thick layer on the monsters on the mountain and the people at the foot of the mountain.

The residents of Guhe Town also enjoyed the majestic Donglei. When they saw the snow, they walked out of the house one after another. The snowflakes fell on their bodies, which was cool but comfortable.

Ling Muyu dragged Dan Xiao into the waterside pavilion to avoid the snow when the snow was falling heavily. As for the rich aura contained in the snowflakes that Dan Xiao said, he didn't feel it at all. He just stood in the waterside pavilion and hugged Dan Xiao to keep warm. By the way, he stared at the two big men who were meditating after the tribulation.

Sure enough, as Dan Xiao said, the suits on the two of them were torn to pieces, and they were almost naked, but luckily they didn't lose their clothes.

I don't know if it's snow or something with a filter, Ling Muyu always feels that these two people look a little younger than before crossing the catastrophe.

Only a little, so it seems plausible.

It snowed heavily for half an hour, waiting for the two bosses and the monsters to wake up, the comrade administrator was bored, took out a lot of snacks from Dan Xiao's sleeve Qiankun, they sat opposite each other, and ate them head to head snack.

"This, is it the sand tang fruit?" Ling Muyu picked up a fruit that was as big as Li Xianhong and as transparent as a ruby, which was accidentally brought out while picking up snacks.

"Yes, you have eaten it." Dan Xiao teased him with the fruit, "Do you want to eat another one?"

"No!" Ling Muyu resolutely refused. He refused to eat something that didn't get wet for a day. How should he wash his face, bathe and feet after eating it?

However, when it came to this sand tang fruit, he thought of a funny thing, and said with a smile: "Didn't you give me three sha tang fruit before, I ate one myself, and I took the other two?" Gave it to Ms. Kang as a birthday present."

He naturally knew about this, and Dan Xiao was waiting for his next words.

"I said at that time that this sand tang fruit has the effect of beautifying and beautifying the skin. Eating it can keep you young." Ling Muyu said, smiling more happily, her eyes were full of pride in her successful prank, "Ms. Kang ate it later, her face The makeup on her face couldn’t be washed off, which scared her half to death.”

Dan Xiao pinched his face and said, "Naughty."

Ling Muyu pinched her back and said, "I'm just scaring her, and I won't kill her."

"She won't have another chance to hurt you." Dan Xiao said in a deep voice.He couldn't help being afraid when he thought that Shi Tui, who was finally reborn, almost fell from the sky more than 20 years ago.Shi Tui, whose primordial spirit was seriously damaged, had already absorbed his own primordial spirit completely in order to restore the vitality of the stillborn fetus. If he died, Shi Tui, who had no divine power to cut off the vitality of the primordial spirit, would really fall forever up.

"Of course, I'm not a three-year-old child with no power to restrain a chicken." Ling Muyu said with a smile: "Besides, my boyfriend is the supreme god, he's so awesome."

Dan Xiao smiled softly, his eyes soft.

The two of them pinched their faces and smiled at each other, the pink bubbles around them almost became materialized.

Outside the water pavilion, the snow had stopped, and the monsters who woke up from the spiritual energy bath huddled together and were forced to eat dog food. They said depressedly, "How long will the curator and Xiaoyu show their affection?"

"It won't be long, the show is over." Ling Muyu, who heard the voice, stared angrily at the light bulbs all over the floor.

Having completed the catastrophe, the two leaders of the repair management committee who were full of energy, wearing tattered clothes, walked outside the water pavilion and made a long bow to Dan Xiaoling Muyu, saying: "Thank you for the blessings given by the gods and Dongjun." good fortune."

Although Ling Muyu knew his true identity, at his request, the monsters in the museum still called him Xiaoyu, and the repair management committee called him the administrator. , he felt quite awkward.

But being awkward is awkward, you have to say what you have to say, and you have to ask for money.

Administrator Ling put on an inscrutable attitude and said to the two of them, "You are welcome, although the museum's Longling Leaf Tea allowed you to explore the avenue, but this is also the fate of the two of you. If there is a gain, there will be a loss." , What you get, you will lose some accordingly, presumably, you can empathize."

The two bowed down again, and said gratefully: "Thank you Dongjun for your teaching, this promotion, the two of us have been blessed by heaven, and we must take maintaining peace as our duty, and protect our Eastern Continent from being invaded by evil cultivators and demons."

The administrator is in a hurry, the cunning monk, who is talking about maintaining peace, puts such a big hat on himself, is it because he doesn't want to pay for the tea?

Zhang Shan and Bai Ze went to the foot of the mountain to help the two bosses get a change of clothes, and they had already returned from the foot of the mountain. After listening to Grandpa and Brother Ling's talk about chicken and duck, they secretly asked Taotie what they were talking about.

He and Bai Ze didn't come back until the next day, but they didn't know that the gods and demons in the museum had negotiated to charge tea money, and they struggled for a while about how much to charge.

Taotie glanced at Bai Ze's family, and said loudly, "Your grandfather and that human drank our Long Lingye, and they want to give you money."

Zhang Dounan and Shi Hanchi suddenly realized, and quickly said: "Naturally, naturally, money is required."

Ling Muyu smiled, waiting for the two of them to discuss the price themselves, 1000 yuan is definitely not less.

The monsters are also waiting with piercing eyes, 120 nine, definitely not less.

The two big brothers were looked at like this, and they felt a lot of pressure. They didn't know what Dong Jun and the big monsters meant.

Administrators, monsters: "..."

Zhang Dounan and Shi Hanchi: "..."

Administrators, monsters: "..."

Zhang Dounan and Shi Hanchi: "..."

In the end, it was the curator who broke the silence and said, "How much do you think this tea is worth, you can give it."

That's what it meant.

The two bosses had a solid foundation in their hearts, and when they were about to speak, Zhang Shan took the lead and said, "I am promoted to the great power of Huashen, such good fortune cannot be measured by money."

Zhang Dounan glared at his grandson.

Listen to what this kid said, it's not obvious that he doesn't want to pay.Having gained such a great benefit but not taking out any money, is this a disciple of their Puyang Zhang family? !

I must have learned from Erer, the richer I am, the more stingy I am!

He was about to teach his grandson a lesson when he heard his grandson continue to say, "Grandpa, a million is not too much!"

Zhang Dounan: "..." This little bastard who eats inside and outside is my grandson?

Shi Hanchi squinted at the old man—it really is your Zhang family's style.

Zhang Dounan wanted to vomit blood.

But who knows, his grandson said again: "Grandpa, Mister Shi, don't you think that 100 million is too little, not worthy of your worth as a god of transformation? It doesn't matter, we don't think 200 million is too little."

Zhang Dounan and Shi Hanchi: "..."

In case his grandson continued to raise the price, Zhang Dounan and Shi Hanchi hurriedly said, "I'll ask someone to transfer 200 million to the museum's account immediately."

200 million?Zhang Shan still didn't give up: "I think..."

Zhang Dounan interrupted him: "I think you should hurry to inform your father and uncle now."

"Okay." Zhang Shan was slightly regretful, and winked at Ling Muyu—Brother Ling, I can only stop here.

After Zhang Shan pulled Bai Ze down the mountain again, Ling Muyu recovered from the surprise of 200 million, smiled like a warm spring sun, and asked the two big brothers to change the tattered clothes on their bodies first.

"A cup of 200 million, we can make a fortune by selling Long Lingye! Brother Zhang must be given a year-end bonus." Ling Muyu smiled happily.

Although Dan Xiao didn't want to pour cold water on his lover, he had to break his fantasy: "Impossible, they just happened to be stuck at the bottleneck of promotion, and Long Lingye was just an opportunity to help them. And there is also the help of Bai Ze's family. You can only get 200 million if you have affection in it. As far as Long Lingye's own spiritual energy is concerned, it is a very low-grade spiritual plant, and it cannot be sold for a price."

Ling Muyu pursed her lips: "Okay, can you sell a cup for 1000 yuan?"

Dan Xiao patted his head: "You can sell it for 1000 yuan if you like."

Ling Muyu: "..."