Mountain and Sea Museum

In the middle of the night, when everything was supposed to be silent, the Shanhai Museum was not peaceful.

Dozens of bat demons lined up to go to the toilet.

The bat monster in front just came out of the bathroom, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, his expression changed, and he was at the end of the line waiting for another round.

Fortunately, after the refurbishment of the museum exhibition hall, for the convenience of tourists, two public toilets for men and women were newly built. Otherwise, if there is only the bathroom next to the office, the group of bat monsters will be suffocated.

That's right, this group of bat demons are very particular, and they don't want to go to the women's bathroom, otherwise they don't have to wait in line.

"They... are so serious, do they have to be seen by a doctor?" Ling Muyu was worried, and after asking Dan Xiao, she denied her own words uncertainly: "But if you ask a doctor for them, you have to ask a human doctor or a veterinarian. ? Will human doctors find that they are not human?"

"The medicine is here." The nine-tailed fox and the sheep came back from the foot of the mountain, and brought several boxes of human medicine for treating diarrhea to the administrator.

The administrator gave the bat demon the medicine and watched them swallow it with water. He had no idea whether the human medicine would be effective for the bat demon.

"Did you have diarrhea because you ate too much chili? Didn't you eat garlic?" Aren't all vampires afraid of garlic?

Nathaniel's weak explanation: "Low-level blood races who are not strong will be afraid of garlic. We are all blood races from eight generations up, and we are not afraid of garlic and sunlight. We have never eaten something so spicy (so delicious) , I can't stand it for a while."

"If you're not afraid of garlic or sunlight, then what are you afraid of?" Taotie asked maliciously.

Nathaniel refused to answer, turned and went straight to the bathroom.

"How dare this bat demon ignore me." Tao Tie scratched his claws angrily.

Zhuwu raised his paw and patted Taotie, "If you ask me like that, I won't answer it."

Taotie looked at Zhuwu with disdain, "Isn't your weakness just stupidity? I don't need to ask."

Wuwu was so angry that Taotie was so stupid that he always said it was stupid and couldn't stand it!

Taotie wuwu fought in the middle of the night, and Ling Muyu didn't bother to care about them, but seeing that the bat demons were not doing well after taking the medicine, she sighed helplessly: "Let them have a good rest, don't cook such spicy dishes for them anymore .Tomorrow, we will suspend the theme exhibition and talk about it later.”

Dan Xiao rubbed his lover's hair, and said in a low voice: "Why don't you let the monsters go to the repair management committee to ask if there is any medicine to treat demon diarrhea."

"Alright." Ling Muyu nodded, Dan Xiao had flying fish and fish meat in his sleeves to treat diarrhea, but it was only effective if people ate it, and a little bit of it would not work for demons, and it would aggravate the condition.For example, it was just diarrhea, but after eating it, it turned into diarrhea and hemorrhoids...

As for who will repair the management committee, it goes without saying, of course it is the Taotie Wu who is fighting.Anyway, they are in a hurry, fighting energetically at night, this kind of errand thing, who else can give it to them.

Taotie 梼杌 heard that he was going to help foreign bat monsters to get medicine from the repair management committee, his face was wrinkled together in displeasure, Dan Xiao glanced at him, and left reluctantly.

The working hours of the repair management committee are three shifts, and it is necessary to ensure that there are people who can deal with emergencies at any time.

That night, people from Baiyuegu, Guangxi He's family, and Yinyuzong were on duty. The people from the three sects had nothing to do, and they couldn't practice while on duty, so they got together to watch the football, eat snacks and chat. While chatting, they talked about Zhang Shanlai who had been envied and hated by them for the past six months.

"Have you heard that the Zhang family has released rumors that they are going to give Zhang Shan a blind date?"

"Why haven't I heard of it? As soon as the news came out, many sects were interested, and my junior sister was also a little moved."

"Zhang Shan is really lucky. Who cares about him in the past? After hugging Zunshen's thigh, now he is so embarrassed that he doesn't even know his last name."

"Come on, if you can't eat grapes, you will say that the grapes are sour. If you have the ability, you can hug God's thigh."

"I would like to, but Zunshen won't give me a hug! That's not something ordinary people can hug. Doesn't Shan Junjie love to bully Zhang Shan, Zunshen also helped him abolish Shan Junjie's cultivation base."

"I heard that Yin Weilan, the chief disciple of the Vermilion Bird Sword Sect, intends to have a blind date with Zhang Shan."

"Really? Can Fairy Weilan like Zhang Shan? That waste material?"

"He used to be a waste material, but now he is covered by a god, and his father is the richest man, no matter from the perspective of metaphysics or secularism, he is now a very good marriage partner."

"And he's also handsome. My junior sister is a face-controller. I just want to see him handsome, otherwise I wouldn't want to go on a blind date with him."

"In this way, he is not the same as the emperor in ancient times who chose his concubine, so many female cultivators let him choose."

"Alas... the drought dies, and the flood dies!"

After a few people sighed with envy and hatred, they felt bored again and changed the subject.

They just changed the topic to Fairy Weilan who was said to be about to form a pill, and a voice that didn't belong to any of them sounded behind them: "Why don't you talk about it? Lin, who is Zhang Shan going to marry?"

The few people almost didn't pee in fear, and each sacrificed their talismans to stand in front of the battle. It was clear that the ones talking were a sheep with a human face and tiger claws and a tiger with wild boar teeth and a face that looked like a human.

"Gaotie! Wuwu!" The human cultivators were shocked, holding on to their talismans, not daring to relax, "You, why are you here to cultivate the management committee?"

Taotie opened his mouth and was about to continue asking about the gossip about the temporary workers they mentioned just now, or Wuwu was a little more reliable, he patted his paw, and asked the monks: "Have you given the demon any medicine to prevent diarrhea?"

"Ah?" The monks were dumbfounded.

Seeing the stupid faces of these people, Zhu Wu patted his paw impatiently, "If you have any, quickly take it out, if you don't, quickly help find it. We have to rush back to feed the bat demons, we can't delay tomorrow exhibition."

Wuwu is very good at calculating. Today, those bat monsters sold hundreds of thousands of tickets. Although it doesn't know how many hundreds of thousands are, but seeing Xiaoyu's happy appearance, it must be a lot, and he also prepared a sumptuous dinner. Give them to eat - although not eat.

If those bat demons can't be exhibited, their museums will lose hundreds of thousands of income a day. With less income, Xiaoyu will become budget-conscious again (stingy) and won't buy more delicious food.

Therefore, the Bat Demon must be fine!Tomorrow must continue the exhibition! ! !

Taotie listened to Wu Wu's analysis, suddenly felt that it was very witty, so he suppressed the desire to gossip, first looked for medicine to cure the bat demon, and then went back to gossip.

The monks breathed a sigh of relief when they heard that they were asking for medicine. One of the monks took out a bottle of Huiyuan Dan and gave it to Wuwu, explaining: "We have never heard of a medicine that is specially used to cure demons with diarrhea. This Huiyuan Pill can strengthen the foundation." Huiyuan, human cultivators and demon cultivators can eat it, and it should be useful for replenishing vitality."

Zhu Wu took the bottle and said, "Okay, let's take it back and try it first, if it doesn't work, I'll come to you later."

The monk who administered the drug was about to cry, and wanted to shout, "Don't look for me, look for someone else", but he didn't dare, he could only hate himself for being so cheap, and wanted to take back the Yuandan.

After getting the medicine, Zhuwu and Taotie didn't delay returning to the museum for a second, but Taotie said before leaving: "The bat demon will be fine later, I'll come to chat with you again."

The monks held their talisman with blank faces, not knowing whether they hoped that the bat monsters would be fine or continued to pull.

On the museum side, the faces of the vampires who took human medicine and continued to line up in the toilet have turned pale and blue.

Ling Muyu was anxious and blamed herself, holding Dan Xiao's hand, lowered her head, and said sullenly: "It was I who suggested that Lang Wu cook, there are so many garlic in those Maoxuewang, They must have had too much garlic to do that."

Dan Xiao held him in his arms and smoothed his hair, comforting him in a low voice.He didn't say any nonsense like "it's not your fault". When people are blaming themselves, it doesn't help at all. It's alive and kicking.

Taotie 梼杌 really came back very quickly, and gave the bat demon the Huiyuan Pill that he got from Renxiu.

After the vampires ate Huiyuan Pill, they immediately felt much better. The coolness in their bodies was dispelled by the aura in the elixir, and their complexions changed from pale and blue to aristocratic pale.

"What kind of magic medicine is this? It's really effective!" Palance Toledo asked Taotie in amazement.

Taotie had no time to control the aria of the bat demon, so he pulled Bai Zepa to his side, and said to Dan Xiao and Ling Muyu, "I heard from Xiu, a member of the repair management committee, that temporary workers are going to marry human females."

"What?!" Bai Ze exclaimed, grabbing Taotie's hair, "Is what Renxiu said true? Are they lying to you?"

Taotie shook his head, shook off Bai Ze's paw, and said, "Me and Wuwu were eavesdropping behind them, they are talking about this themselves, how could they be lying to me?"

The hairs all over Bai Ze's body exploded, and he paced back and forth.

Zhu Wu then reported the gossip: "Those people Xiu said that temporary workers are welcome by human females, and there is a fairy who is crying and crying to marry him."

"Fairy?" Bai Ze's hair exploded even more, and the whole beast became fatter. "What kind of fairy? There are no more fairies in Kunlun."

Zhu Wu spread out a paw: "They are self-proclaimed fairies. I heard that they are also very powerful female monks, who can protect temporary workers."

Bai Ze was even angrier: "Renxiu is really shameless, and he still calls himself a fairy, with a face as big as a basin!"

Ling Muyu saw that the vampires had regained their vigor and were in the mood to gossip, so he poked Bai Ze on the head and asked, "Aren't you dating Brother Zhang? Why did he marry some fairy behind your back? ?”

"I didn't fall in love with him!" Bai Ze said loudly: "That hateful human being who starts to mess up and ends up abandoning! Human cultivation is not a good thing!"

"Why did Brother Zhang give up in chaos?"

"I said I would pay him a salary, but he said no, let me take it."

"..."

Ling Muyu turned to look at Dan Xiao, and whispered, "Why do I feel that Bai Ze and Brother Zhang didn't mean the same thing?"

Dan Xiao smiled and whispered, "Two idiots."

Bai Ze walked back and forth with frizzy hair, muttering in his mouth: "Actually going to get married, actually going to get married...shameless, shameless..."

"I said," the nine-tailed fox came over lazily, poking Bai Ze's head with its paw, "what's the use of being angry here, when you're done, the temporary worker and the human child will both be born."

Bai Ze glared at it angrily, his eyes were red with anger.

The nine-tailed fox poked it again: "Is it a male beast? If so, go and snatch your people back. What kind of fairy can be as powerful as you, Bai Ze?"

Bai Ze was stunned, and Mao Sai suddenly realized: "This statement makes sense, I'll go and arrest him right away, and you will help me prepare for my wedding in the museum." As it said, it flew away in a frenzy.

Nine-tailed fox licked the fur on his body, smiled and turned his fox eyes, "This idiot has finally acted. Let's hurry up and prepare the wedding for Bai Ze and the temporary worker."

"Get married now?" Ling Muyu was dumbfounded.

Dan Xiao smiled and said, "It's good to get married early." Then he shook out all kinds of red things from his sleeves, and asked Ling Muyu's human money to buy wedding things for the monsters, so that the monsters could go Tossing, he took his lover back to the room, "It's too late, let's go to bed, staying up late is not good for you."

Ling Muyu was dragged back to the room by Dan Xiao to sleep, it didn't matter if the monsters didn't sleep, they took the bat monster who was already alive and well, and set up the museum in full swing.