Mountain and Sea Museum

From the moment he asked his assistant to contact Hunzi to help him steal the unicorn specimen from the Shanhai Museum, Xie Yuanlong was in a state of excitement and uneasiness.

The excitement was naturally because he thought that the Qilin would be his own soon, and he firmly believed that with the Qilin, he would not be so unlucky again.

The uneasiness is because they are worried that those bastards are not good at business.

He was indeed very unlucky, and all kinds of things that were not fatal but irritating happened endlessly, and he couldn't buy a unicorn, so he had to settle for the next best thing, and let the "feng shui master" he raised to arrange his luck and invite auspicious beasts—— Because he attaches great importance to unicorns like a madman, the "Feng Shui master" specially invited "Kirin" for him.

However, all this is of no use.

After the transfer array was set up, "Kirin" invited him, and he was even more unlucky, even being hit on the head by bird droppings while walking on the road.

The "Feng Shui Master" was also taken aback, and arranged a luck array for Xie Yuanlong, but it was useless at all.

Arrangement, bad luck.

Please Ji, bad luck.

Divination, the hexagram is very fierce, the mold of the mold.

"Fengshui master" cheats... No, after so many years of walking in the rivers and lakes, he still has a little bit of ability, but this little bit of ability is like a mayfly shaking a tree in the face of powerful bad luck.

No, he felt he had to withdraw first.

The "Feng Shui master" ran away, and Xie Yuanlong was so angry that he thought about it, and finally attributed the bad luck to the museum's refusal to sell the unicorn to him.

Then why does the ordinary unlucky turn into very unlucky after the "Feng Shui Master" invites the "Kirin"?

The reason is very simple, the workmanship of the "Feng Shui Master" unicorn is too damn rough, and it doesn't deserve the image of unicorn at all.

Anyway, Xie Yuanlong decided so.

After being unlucky for a few months, he really couldn't resist, he couldn't buy a unicorn, so he decided to... steal it!

The assistant was also very speechless when he received this instruction from the boss. He wanted to persuade the boss to do more good deeds and stop defaulting on project payments. Worshiping any god is more effective.But he was just a paid employee, and he couldn't change the strange brain circuit of the boss, so he had to find a way to contact a more reliable debt collection company.

This debt collection company not only collects all kinds of debts, but also undertakes many businesses that are on the edge of the law. He set a high price and immediately asked the company to agree to accept the order.

After calling the advance payment, the assistant thought about it, why did it feel so unreliable?

When the person in charge of the debt collection company called and told him that they were going to steal the unicorn and asked him to wait for the delivery, the light bulb in the assistant's mind lit up, and finally found something that was not reliable——

What he was looking for was a debt collection agency. Shouldn't he be looking for a gang of thieves to steal things?

No, no, you can't think like this, stealing is wrong, he should refuse to carry out the boss's order.

The assistant and Xie Yuanlong reported the matter, and after the report, the whole person was in a feeling of bad mood.

Sure enough, on the third day, the police came to the door and took him away for investigation.

For the purpose of illegal possession, attempted theft, if the circumstances are serious, such as a relatively large amount of property or national precious cultural relics as the target of the theft, it shall be convicted and punished as the crime of theft.

The assistant listened to the police's explanation that the unicorn specimen in the Shanhai Museum was worth more than ten million yuan, which was a huge amount of property. He trembled and confessed to the boss without hesitation.

When Xie Yuanlong was taken away by the police, he was in a daze. Although he yelled who is XXX in my family, but the police are very stern and selfless.

When he arrived at the police station, Xie Yuanlong saw more than a dozen men who were described as wretched and crying. Some here called there are ghosts in the museum, some there called there were monsters in the museum, and some called that there were alien creatures in the museum. A tall and strong policeman slapped the table and said, "Don't think you can evade legal sanctions by talking nonsense." More than a dozen people were shocked and dared not howl anymore.

Seeing this, Xie Yuanlong couldn't recover. He was taken to the inquiry room. When he saw the administrator of the Shanhai Museum and the curator with a cold face smiling at him, he suddenly felt that he understood what had happened in the past few months. The cause and effect of the matter.

"You did it on purpose!" Xie Yuanlong complained.

He was inexplicably seduced by the unicorn. The people in the museum must have used some kind of ecstasy on him. Otherwise, how could he explain that he was obsessed with wanting to get the unicorn?

They set up such a game, in fact, they wanted to suppress Xie's family. The party B who insisted on taking him to the museum must have been arranged by Xie's opponent.They are intertwined, waiting for him to step into the trap, and then make the Xie family never turn over with one move.

It must be so! ! !

Ling Muyu looked at Xie Yuanlong in admiration. How thick-skinned a thief must be to be able to say such backbiting words when he sees the sufferer.

Dan Xiao was lazy to talk to this strange human being, holding Ling Muyu's hand and was about to leave.

There is only one day off in a week, and he was urged by his lover to report the crime before he got tired of it. It's no wonder that the curator has a good face on the human beings who disturb his theory and practice.

Before Dan Xiao and Ling Muyu had time to leave the police station, the Xie family and members of the special team hurried over after getting the news.

It was Gao Zhuoshuo who came from the special team this time.

Knowing that someone actually went to the Shanhai Museum to steal a unicorn, the people in the special team didn't know whether to say that this person was brave or whimsical, or simply that this person had a brain problem.

The members of the special team all wanted to pay their respects to the man who made a big death, but in the end Gao Zhuoshuo PKed all the members, and got the task of watching the gossip and watching the excitement.

Xie's family has been too unsightly for the past few years, and the superiors have long been dissatisfied with their family. They just didn't have a proper reason to investigate their family for a while. Now that their own family has given them something to blame, they don't have to feel sorry for Xie Yuanlong's insanity.

"Curator, administrator, good morning." Gao Zhuoshuo greeted.

Dan Xiao nodded slightly, and Ling Muyu said with a smile: "Group Leader Gao, good morning."

Gao Zhuoshuo didn't talk nonsense, and directly explained his reason for coming: "The higher-ups learned about the museum's affairs and sent me to deal with it. Please rest assured that the curator and administrator will give the museum a satisfactory explanation."

"I know, thank you for the leadership's concern." Ling Muyu first looked grateful and excited, and then felt helpless, "This incident did not cause any loss to the museum. The curator and I can expose it. scared."

Gao Zhuoshuo: "..."

Ling Muyu: "Especially Qilin, who was so frightened that he kept crying and couldn't be coaxed well."

Gao Zhuoshuo: "..."

Ling Muyu: "It's the same for other employees. They have been physically and mentally traumatized, and they have psychological shadows."

Gao Zhuoshuo: "..."

Ling Muyu: "Mr. Xie has gone too far in this matter. There is no reason for others to come to steal things if they don't sell them. It's fine to steal, and it scares the staff of our museum. It is unforgivable."

Gao Zhuoshuo: "I also think it is unforgivable. Xie Yuanlong and Xie's family must make compensation to the museum, especially the "scared" employees of the museum."

After hearing Gao Zhuosuo's words, Ling Muyu knew that he knew how to report the matter.

Yesterday we had a discussion in the museum, and the monsters said that the unicorn head was unbearable, Xie Yuanlong had to pay a heavy price, and at the same time knocked the mountain to shake the tiger, so that other people who want to make plans for the museum—especially Renxiu, be more vigilant, don’t worry about it. Stealing chickens is not enough to lose rice.

The purpose of this trip was achieved, and Ling Muyu didn't care about Gao Zhuo's rereading, and said goodbye to him happily, and took Dan Xiao back to the museum.

Gao Zhuoshuo watched the two gods leave, and without waiting to go back, he took out his mobile phone and reported to his superiors.The idea of ​​the museum coincides with that of the higher-ups. I believe the higher-ups can give the museum a satisfactory answer, and maybe they can ask for more interest.

On the way back to the museum, Dan Xiao said: "Just let Bai Ze make this trip, why bother to get up early by yourself."

Ling Muyu said: "Bai Ze and the others are going to see the Demon God today. I'm not fine. It doesn't take much effort to go there."

Dan Xiao hugged his lover tightly, muttered something, and went back to the museum directly using "shrink the ground into an inch".

"What did you just say?" Ling Muyu couldn't hear clearly and asked.

Standing in the garden of the museum, Dan Xiao hugged his little fish tightly in his arms, bowed his head and kissed it on his lips, and repeated the previous sentence: "What I said is, we obviously have something to do, It is better to study which posture to use for the first time."

Ling Muyu's face turned red in a flash, and she didn't dare to look at Dan Xiao's face when she looked left and right.

He is obviously a lazy buddhist male god, why did he suddenly become so proactive.

Also, who agreed to work on poses with you?

If you want to study this kind of thing... then you can't...

Ling Muyu's face changed from flushed to red enough to bleed, and she was so embarrassed by her own brain.

Dan Xiao was amused, lowered his head, kissed his lover's soft lips, and clasped the back of his lover's head with a big hand, deepening the kiss.

Through these few days of practice, his kisses are not as green and overwhelmed as they were at the beginning, but have become more and more proficient, and their skills are getting better and better. His flexible tongue penetrates in, seduces and sucks, and is extremely lingering.

Ling Muyu was kissed so softly by Dan Xiao that she couldn't even stand up.

He felt that it was unmanly to be soft into cooked noodles after being kissed, but he wanted to fight back, but he was always crushed by strength.

He thought, it should be because he lost to Dan Xiao in height, that's why he looked so imposing.Everyone said that he was shorter than Shi Tui, if he returned to the height of Shi Tui, would he be able to kiss Dan Xiao until his legs became weak?

Thinking about it this way is very touching.

Dan Xiao noticed that the lover in his arms was distracted while kissing, so he took a light bite in dissatisfaction, and after getting the lover's full attention, the kiss became more intense.

In the museum office, the monsters with the disaster debuff couldn't go to see the Demon Lord with other monsters, so they all crowded at the window to peek at the curator and administrator kissing each other.

"How long have you been kissing? How long have you been kissing?"

"Only seventeen minutes."

"I think the curator can kiss for at least an hour."

"You underestimate the curator too much. I think at least one day."

"One month."

"One year."

"Wait a minute. It's true that the curator is very powerful, but Xiaoyu wants to eat, how can he kiss for a year. Humans often say that people are iron and rice are steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"What? Did I say something wrong?"

"...That's right!"

"Then what do you mean by that expression?"

"..."

"Stop chatting, the curator and Xiaoyu are gone!"

In the garden, the kissing lovers disappeared.

In the office, gossip monsters are extremely disappointed.

Fat Yi Snake: "The curator and Xiaoyu must have gone to do things after the kiss, hehe."

The monsters looked at Fat Yi Snake suddenly: "How do you know?"

Fat Yi Snake spread his feet: "I secretly asked the temporary worker for his teaching materials for the curator, hehehe..."

Monsters: "..."

Fat Remaining Snake: "In the data, after human beings have kissed, there are still many things to do before mating."

Monsters: "……………Does it look good?"

Fat Yi Snake thought for a while and said, "Human beings have many tricks."

The monsters were immediately aroused, and couldn't wait for the temporary workers to come back and let them also look at the teaching materials.

"Ah, ah, ah—" Zhang Shan, who was in the maternity ward of Yong'an Friendship Hospital, sneezed twice, causing the baby on the bed to look at him with disgust.

"Are you sick?" Bai Ze asked.

"No." Zhang Shan shook his head, "Maybe someone misses me?"

Bai Ze rolled his eyes at him and didn't want to talk anymore.

——So angry, who dares to think about his temporary worker? ! !