Mountain and Sea Museum

The curator and administrator of the Shanhai Museum are in love.

but……

I can't see any changes between them and before.

The administrator still goes to work every day → inspects the exhibition hall → inspects the renovation site → checks the museum accounts → communicates with other units → handles various emergencies in the museum → leaves work → fancy fish cooking → works overtime or reads books or follows dramas → sleeps.

The curator still goes to work every day→eating snacks or reading books or watching dramas in the office→accompanying his own administrator to deal with various emergencies in the museum→off work→fancy eating fish→accompanying overtime or reading books or watching dramas→sleeping .

If you insist on finding out the difference from before, it is that the two of them occasionally go to meet (fishing) together (fishing).

Excuse me, how does this look like falling in love! ! !

Anyway, the monsters and temporary workers couldn't understand their love routine.

Taotie: "It's not like this in TV dramas."

Fenghuang: "Yes, at least kiss."

Zhang Shan: "Does the curator not know how to fall in love?"

Bai Ze: "Do you know?"

The monsters looked at the temporary workers with burning eyes.

Zhang Shan: "... I don't know."

"cut--"

The temporary worker bowed his head in shame, he was still single at the age of 28, he was also very desperate!

After despising the temporary workers, the discussion returned to the right track. Qilin said: "The curator used to go to Qinshan to find Dongjun, and the two of them did the same thing. They went to catch fish together, and then Dongjun cooked the fish. The curator brewed wine and ate fish. Drinking, chatting and admiring flowers, never even holding hands."

Monsters: "..."

A black dragon suddenly asked: "Were the curator and Dongjun in love before?"

Monsters: "emmmm..."

Black Dragon No. [-]: "I don't think so."

Black Dragon No. [-]: "I've seen human beings fall in love, and they all want to kiss and hug."

Black Dragon No. [-]: "Not just kissing and hugging, but also copulating."

Black Dragon No. [-]: "The curator doesn't even hold hands, so it's definitely not a relationship."

As soon as Ao Liu opened his mouth to say something, he saw all the big monsters looking at him. When he took a closer look, the eyes of the big monsters were full of rage. He was so frightened that he quickly closed his mouth, looked around, and pretended to be a Lu Longjia.

But Ao [-], [-], [-], [-] drew too much hatred, which triggered the passive skill of hatred linkage. It is useless for Ao Liu to pretend to be Lu Longjia. He is still the same as Ao [-], [-], [-], [-], and was chased by the big monsters everywhere.

The five little demons huddled together to watch the six black dragons being chased by the big monsters, and their hearts were full of disillusionment with the dragon.

Zhang Shan took advantage of the chaos of the monsters, left the exhibition hall under renovation, and ran to the office.

In the office, Ling Muyu was listening to online courses with earphones on, and Dan Xiao was flipping through an accounting book. One of them was sitting behind the desk and the other was leaning on the sofa, at least twenty steps apart.

Is this also called dating?

Long distance love?

Zhang Shan stood at the door of the office and waved vigorously. His dancing appearance quickly attracted the attention of everyone in the office.

Ling Muyu took off the earphones, pointed at herself and asked, "Are you looking for me?"

"Yes, yes, yes," Zhang Shan nodded, "I have something, let's talk about it alone."

Ling Muyu put down the earphones in her hand, got up and walked to the door of the office, and was pulled by Zhang Shan's arm and ran quickly.

Dan Xiao raised his eyebrows slightly, and put down the book in his hand, but instead of following, he dispersed his consciousness.

Ling Muyu was dragged by Zhang Shan to sit in a gazebo in front of the garden. Although she was full of doubts, she was not in a hurry and waited for Zhang Shan to start the conversation.

Zhang Shan was full of doubts, but felt embarrassed to ask, and was debating whether to ask or not.

"Brother Zhang, what exactly do you want to say?" I left without saying anything.

Zhang Shan quickly asked: "Are you sure you and the curator are in a relationship?" Huh... Finally the question came out.

Ling Muyu was stunned, wondering if she was shocked by Zhang Shan's gossip, she didn't speak for a long time, and after Zhang Shan couldn't help urging her once, she said, "It should be."

"Should? Brother Ling, why are you so uncertain?"

Ling Muyu thought for a while and said, "Maybe it is."

Zhang Shan almost knocked his head on the stone table, "Brother Ling, you've been so ambiguous in your relationship."

"There's not much difference between before and after, so how can we not be ambiguous?" Ling Muyu said, becoming angry from embarrassment, "Then tell me, how can I be in a relationship!"

"At least kiss and hug, if you're okay, let's have a kiss." Zhang Shan replied quickly.

Ling Muyu was silent.

"When the love is strong, it's normal to have sex."

Ling Muyu remained silent.

"What did you do?"

Ling Muyu was silent to the end.

"Brother Ling, don't you ever think of pushing the curator down and gnawing on it, tearing off the clothes and doing it?"

Ling Muyu was stunned by Zhang Shan's violent description, and imagined the scene...

His face flushed, and he shook his head frantically.

Zhang Shan patted Ling Muyu on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Brother Ling, you can't be too passive about a man's feelings. If you like it, you should mark it and bring it back to your den. Dominate it. You must not give others the slightest chance to covet you."

"...It seems to make sense."

"It doesn't seem like it's very reasonable." Zhang Shan continued to pat Ling Muyu's shoulder, "For a first-time love like you, you should be more bold....By the way, you are your first love."

Ling Muyu looked at Zhang Shan quietly.

"Hahaha, of course it's the first time for Brother Ling, first love first love." Zhang Shan laughed awkwardly.

After Zhang Shan laughed awkwardly, he went on to say, "Brother Ling, think about it, the curator, the Supreme God, is so handsome that he is so handsome, how many girls on the Internet are shouting on Weibo every day to give him monkeys, don't you hurry up Mark, beware of being snatched away by others."

Ling Muyu: "..."

Zhang Shan looked around, leaned into Ling Muyu's ear and whispered, "Besides, I heard from the monsters that the curator used to have an affair with the God of Spring, and the two gods often ate fish, drank, chatted and enjoyed flowers together. You are still so passive." , can't get rid of the white moonlight in the curator's heart."

Ling Muyu stared at Zhang Shan for a while, and said, "Brother Zhang, what are you trying to tell me?" Is it really good for a big man to gossip like this?

"..." Zhang Shan was stunned for a moment, then slapped his forehead abruptly, "I'm digressing, I actually want to ask you, how does it feel to fall in love with God?"

Ling Muyu still felt that Brother Zhang was super gossip, thought for a while, and replied, "I don't feel anything."

"The Supreme God confesses to you, don't you feel it?" Zhang Shan never expected this answer.

"I was stunned, it was so unreal."

"No surprises?"

Ling Muyu recalled how she felt when she was confessed that day. There must be surprises. It would be hypocritical to be confessed by a male god to say that she was not surprised, but in fact, surprises outweigh joys.

For Dan Xiao, he sometimes feels that he is like a big patriarch, protecting him is like protecting a child, no matter the reason, his own child is right anyway.

Sometimes it's like a friend, chatting, eating snacks, watching dramas and watching football, mutual loss and mutual hatred are very lively.

But it never occurred to them that they would be lovers.

So after being confessed by Dan Xiao, he has been in a state of confusion, as if he has entered a soap bubble, and everything around him is colorful and distorted.

But what about after the confession?

There is no difference in life, what should be done in the past, what should be done now, what did not do in the past has not been done now, and Zhang Shan said "kiss, hug, and what" is even more absent.

It seems... so... Is it a relationship, or a platonic love? !

Seeing Zhang Shan staring wide-eyed and waiting for the answer, Ling Muyu became angry again, "Brother Zhang, what did you want to say when you asked me out?"

"Uh, hehe, I seem to be digressing again."

"..."

Zhang Shan: "Actually, I want to ask, have you ever thought that the length of life between you and the curator is not the same. Human beings will grow old, but gods will not. Human beings can be at most a hundred years old, but the life span of gods is There's no end to it. One day you'll... and after that?"

Ling Muyu was stunned, remembering what Dan Xiao said the day he confessed his love -

"I can't see the end of my life, but you only have 100 years in a hurry. After you leave, how should I spend my long life."

For gods, human beings are probably mayflies who live and die overnight, and the passage of time for them is different.

"However, if you give up for such a reason, won't you regret it for the rest of your life?"

Hearing Ling Muyu's rhetorical question, Zhang Shan was taken aback.

Ling Muyu said seriously: "Even if it is two human beings, they may not be able to stay together forever, and they can die together in the same year, the same month, and the same day. Is it because of this that some people give up their love? Brother Zhang, I can't think about what happens after death. , and I can’t think about what it’s like to be old, I’m still confused now, but I will never choose to give up because of such a reason, it’s too ridiculous.”

Zhang Shan looked at Ling Muyu in a daze.

This time it was Ling Muyu who patted Zhang Shan on the shoulder, "Brother Zhang, you can't be too passive about a man's feelings. If you like it, you should mark it and bring it back to your nest, occupy it, and never give others a chance to covet it. Grandmother, mother-in-law , and was snatched away by others.”

Zhang Shan frowned, why do these words sound so familiar?

Fuck me, isn't this what I just said to Brother Ling!

"By the way, Brother Zhang, if you ask this kind of question, is it you..."

"...me what?"

"Ha ha……"

Looking at Ling Muyu's "you understand" smiling face, Zhang Shan could only reply: "Hehe..."

"Brother Zhang, come on, look after you." Ling Muyu patted Zhang Shan on the shoulder again, and went back to the office with a smile.

But when he reached the bottom of the steps, his face collapsed.

Easier said than done, not giving up is one thing, but as Zhang Shan said, put a mark on it and bring it back to the nest...

I, an ordinary human, really can't do it...

Ordinary human No. [-], who also found it easier to know than to do, was lying on the stone table in distress, muttering.

Suddenly, a shadow was projected in front of his eyes, and he raised his head——

"The curator of the museum!" Zhang Shan stood up in shock.

"Sit." Dan Xiao sat down on the stone bench.

Zhang Shan tremblingly sat down on the stone bench opposite Dan Xiao, across a stone table from Zunshen, clasped his hands on his lap, as well-behaved as a primary school student class leader who was interviewed by the class teacher.

"you……"

"I me me!"

"..."

Woo... your mouth is going to hurt people!Zhang Shan almost wanted to sew his mouth shut, and actually took the words of the god.

"What you said was marked and brought back to the nest..." Dan Xiao asked in the shocked eyes of the temporary worker "Fuck, how did the god know this sentence, I'm going to die", "What exactly should I do?"

Zhang Shan: "Curator, I'm talking nonsense, I'm a 28-year-old single dog, I've never done such a thing before!"

Dan Xiao looked at him quietly.

Zhang Shan: "..."

Zhang Shan: "..."

Zhang Shan: "..."

Looking into the calm eyes of the curator, a light bulb suddenly lit up on the temporary worker's head, and he was very attentive: "Curator, I'm going to get my brother's two T's treasures, so that you can learn from them."

The curator expressed his satisfaction, stood up, patted the temporary worker on the shoulder, and said, "Lu Wu once pulled out Bai Ze's hair and horns, and even stole Bai Ze's wine. Beast relationship, Bai Ze often goes to Kunlun Hill to beat Lu Wu."

Zhang Shan looked up at the curator with his eyes wide open, with an expression of "what are you talking about, I'm just an ignorant and ignorant ordinary human being".

Dan Xiao: "Come on."

Zhang Shan didn't pretend to be stupid anymore, he was very anxious: "I..."

"Ok?"

"...I'm fine."

Dan Xiao turned and left satisfied.

Zhang Shan leaned back on the stone table bitterly, and murmured, "I'm not, I don't have one..."