Mountain and Sea Museum

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Meow V who loves to drink jasmine milk green: I was scared to death today, and I was waiting for milk tea with my friends on the side of the road. Suddenly, a car reversed at a super fast speed and came straight towards me and my friends. Ben Meow suddenly had heart palpitations. He dragged his friends and escaped at the speed of life and death. The other customers and the clerks of the milk tea shop were not so lucky. I hope they are not seriously injured and recover soon

Miao V, who loves to drink jasmine milk and green: My friend said that I was like Bolt possessed today, and dragged her away.It’s very metaphysical, I felt a very dangerous feeling in my heart, I didn’t even look back, I intuitively dragged my little friend to run away, only to find that the car hit people while reversing like a snake, scared to death

Miao V, who loves to drink jasmine milk green: Friends, did you say that Ben Miao worshiped the gods in @山海馆馆 yesterday, God blesses him, and escaped unharmed today. As a staunch materialist fighter, Ben Miao feels... What the little friend said is very reasonable, let's not talk about it, I have to go to worship the gods before @山海馆馆 closes while it's only noon

This name is "Meow who loves to drink jasmine milk green" and is a beauty blogger. She also has tens of thousands of fans on Weibo. She posted three Weibo posts in half an hour. Just reading the text makes fans who follow her think It must have been scary.

While her fans rejoiced that she was safe and sound, they also strongly condemned the irresponsible car owner, and then they couldn’t stop laughing when they saw the last Weibo post, saying that the blogger is interesting, and it’s okay to go to the museum to worship God .

At this moment, the discussion bloggers on Weibo had no time to read, and she was renting a car with her friends to drive to the Shanhai Museum.

She is one of the tourists attracted by the advertisement of the Shanhai Museum. She is superstitious in science and does not believe in metaphysics, but you don’t have to believe in the mysteries of ancient civilizations, but don’t be profane. When she was queuing up to thank the gods, she also I bow down with a pious heart.

Unexpectedly, this allowed her to escape death like a miracle.

She heard from others that the car was backing up too fast at that time, the driver was not letting go of the accelerator, and the steering wheel was wobbling. She and her friends were standing at the outermost edge of the milk tea shop. If they didn't escape, they would be the first to be hit. And will be crushed.

Really escaped a death.

After she calmed down, she felt that maybe the gods really blessed her.

Regardless of whether this feeling is too metaphysical, she decided to go to the Shanhai Museum again, maybe she could find the answer, maybe she couldn't, she had an instinct to do it, and she did it.

It's like she instinctively pulled her little friend to escape.

The Shanhai Museum has reached the peak of the number of tourists since its opening today. When the flow of people is the largest, it has to limit the flow.

Yesterday's live broadcast attracted a large number of fans to the museum, especially the unicorn. After the bird, it also has its own global support club.

Because the appearance is more beautiful than the bird, the number of fans of Qilin easily exceeds that of the bird, and it is comparable to the [-]th-line artists. It can barely be regarded as an online celebrity beast.

Qilin is not stage-frightened when he sees so many human beings. He pretends to be a black technology with an intelligent elf on his back. Very patiently stood in place and let the tourists take pictures with themselves.

Among the people who took the photo, there were many who wanted to take the opportunity to touch the unicorn, but they were all caught by Qiongqi. Some of the people who were caught were embarrassed and embarrassed to apologize, while others had the cheek to stick their necks and refused to admit their mistakes.

For such a person, hum...

The monsters with their own debuffs in the museum are not decorations. It is not easy to cast a little curse to make such people have nightmares or bad luck for a month in a row.

Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao walked side by side, patrolling around the museum to solve various emergencies, followed by six men with black hair, black clothes and golden eyes.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, you can do whatever you want, you don't have to follow me and the curator all the time." Ling Muyu stopped and said helplessly.

The black dragons looked at each other, and immediately expressed their loyalty to the curator and administrator with Ao Yi as the representative: "We need to learn more from the curator and administrator."

Curator & administrator: "..." What the hell do you want to learn from us?

The administrator was helpless, so the black dragons followed.

No wonder the little white dragon is so stupid, the root of his daring is the black dragon.

As soon as Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao turned around and continued to stroll in the exhibition hall, the six black dragons behind them were carried away by Minyu, Long Snake, Cong Cong, Zhu Xie, Huo Yu, and You Mao.

When the tourists saw this scene, they kindly reminded Dan Xiao and Ling Muyu, "The six handsome black-haired guys behind you were taken away by the six killers."

Dan Xiao & Ling Muyu: "..."

The ones in their museum are really not Shamat, and they are not Shamat Museum. Can human beings correct their habit of making up words?

Ling Muyu helplessly supported his forehead.

The black dragons were brought by the big demon to an exhibition hall that was being renovated, and they looked at the big monsters who surrounded themselves with bewildered faces.

"Little black dragon!" Yan Yi took off the helmet on his head, shook his red hair, approached the black dragons, and shouted: "Aren't you stupid, you come here to move bricks when you have nothing to do, why are you always following the curator and Xiaoyu?" !"

"No, can't you follow?" Ao Yi asked cautiously.

"Of course not!" All the demons said in unison: "Didn't you see that the curator and Xiaoyu are dating! The demons who disturb other people's dating are the most annoying!"

"Ah?" Liu Heilong was dumbfounded.

Zhang Shan heard it, and ran over to gossip, "Brother Ling is really in a relationship with the curator?"

Yi Sniper: "... I don't know."

"I don't know?" Zhang Shan was puzzled, "Then why were you so sure just now?"

The demons were silent, and then became angry: "Are you a human being with a hundred thousand reasons?!"

Zhang Shan knew it, and swiped his hand around his mouth like a zipper, indicating that he would not ask any more questions.

But how could the annoyed monsters let him go easily, and continued: "Can we unilaterally think that the curator and Xiaoyu are in love?! We also unilaterally think that you and Bai Ze are in love!!! "

Zhang Shan was startled, and blurted out: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't have one, and Bai Ze and I are reproductively isolated, how can we fall in love?!"

The demons: "..."

Black Dragon: "..."

As soon as Zhang Shan finished speaking, he felt something was wrong at the scene. All the monsters looked like they wanted to laugh, but they had to hold back. When he turned around, he saw the humanoid Bai Ze standing behind him.

Bai Ze's human form has white hair and eyebrows, and soft and handsome features. It is the kind of person who has no sense of aggression and makes people feel good about it. Especially when it smiles, the auspicious beast is naturally gentle. The temperament makes people who see it smile like a spring breeze.

At this time, the smile on Bai Ze's face did not make Zhang Shan feel the spring breeze, but the biting northwest wind.

"Zhang Shan..."

Zhang Shan shuddered, what the hell, Bai Ze actually called his name instead of "temporary worker". Alarm bells rang in his heart. He pressed the hard hat on his head tightly, as if he could gain a little sense of security by doing so, and waited. With Bai Ze's sarcasm.

"You are a male, and I am also a male. Excuse me, how do two males reproduce?"

That's right, Zhang Shan suddenly realized that both he and Bai Ze belonged to the public...

"That's not the point. We humans generally call ourselves men, and we don't call ourselves male."

The monsters onlookers collapsed collectively. Could it be that the focus is on "public affairs" rather than "falling in love"?

Yi Sniper: "It turns out that you two are really in love."

Cong Cong: "Humans and beasts have different paths, how can we talk about it?"

Zhu Yu: "But there is no second Bai Ze in the world, and Bai Ze is an auspicious beast. It seems that it is okay to find a human being as a partner."

Long snake: "Then why not find a female human, but a male human?"

Chique: "You are stupid, female humans and Bai Ze are reproductively isolated, and male humans don't need to reproduce, so there is no isolation."

All the monsters suddenly realized that they all expressed their admiration for Bai Ze's foresight.

Bai Zenu: "You, you, said, finished, did, did, have?!"

The monsters immediately silenced, put on their hard hats to move bricks, pretending that they were busy, but from the corner of their eyes, they were always paying attention to the one person and one monster in the gossip center.

Bai Ze looked at Zhang Shan quietly, he was so embarrassed by the latter, his ears were so red that he was about to bleed.

Zhang Shan buckled his helmet tightly again, and laughed awkwardly: "Oh, I'm going to work too, and I have to finish the decoration of Dongshan hall as soon as possible."

Zhang Shan carefully read the blueprints to guide the monsters in construction. Bai Ze watched him for a long time, but left without saying anything.

As soon as Bai Ze left, Zhang Shan heaved a sigh of relief, sat down on the floor, and took off his helmet to wipe the sweat from his forehead.

The goblins, who were not satisfied with their gossip desires, were dissatisfied. They put down their work and surrounded the temporary workers. Even the black dragons who had just entered the museum also surrounded them, their eyes wide open in curiosity.

Yao: "Temporary worker, are you and Bai Ze really in a relationship?"

Zhang Shan: "I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense."

Yao: "I'm ashamed to admit it, but the way you look at Bai Ze is different from how you look at us."

Zhang Shan: "Fuck, your eyesight is too bad, you need to see an ophthalmologist."

Yao: "Don't deny it, Bai Ze looks at you differently from us."

Zhang Shan: "Of course it's different. One is to look at demons and the other is to look at people."

Yao: "Is it interesting for you to deceive yourself like this, temporary worker, go ahead boldly, we all support you."

Zhang Shan: "Don't make trouble, I really don't have it...why doesn't it snow in August..."

At this time, a demon suddenly said: "I remember that Bai Ze and Lu Wu used to have a very close relationship."

There was silence in the exhibition hall, neither the demon nor the human spoke.

Zhang Shan felt a little strange feeling in his heart, and he couldn't tell what it was like, as if he couldn't use his strength, he couldn't go up or down.

Before he could figure out how he was feeling, he was patted on the shoulder by the monsters. All the monsters had encouraging smiles on their faces, and said to him: "Come on, temporary worker, we are all optimistic about you, Lu Wu is stupid! Yes, and I don’t know if it’s still there, it’s definitely not your opponent.”

"...What kind of human is my 'this' human being? Please explain clearly." Zhang Shan said indignantly.

The monsters dispersed hahaha and continued to work, refusing to answer the temporary worker's questions.

Zhang Shan was so angry, he thought about it, and decided to discuss with Brother Ling about the spiritual civilization construction of the monsters in the museum.

He searched around the exhibition hall and finally found Ling Muyu in the office.

The door of the office was open, and Dan Xiao was there, sitting on the sofa with a book in his hand.

Opposite them, two young women were sitting on the sofa somewhat cautiously.

Zhang Shan's hand that was about to knock on the door stopped, seeing that he was entertaining guests, he thought it would be the same when the guests left, but unexpectedly, Dan Xiao found him first and asked, "Is there anything wrong?"

"It's nothing." Zhang Shan shook his head, and was about to turn around and leave when he heard a young woman in the office say, "I really want to worship the gods sincerely. You may not believe me, but we almost got married this morning." When I got into a car accident, I really felt that there was a very magical force reminding me to run quickly, and I felt that the gods blessed me."

Zhang Shan stopped and stood at the door to listen carefully.

Ling Muyu said gently to the two young women: "I can understand your feelings, but we are a museum, not an altar, and we really can't make you fulfill your wish."

The two women looked very disappointed.

Ling Muyu went on to say: "Have kind thoughts in your heart, do more good deeds, and be sincere in your heart. No matter what your beliefs are, good people will always be rewarded."

"I see. Thank you so much, I have delayed your work." The woman didn't get a satisfactory result, and the woman stopped pestering her, thanked her politely, and called her companions to leave together.

"You're welcome, you are welcome to visit the museum frequently when you have time." Ling Muyu got up and sent the two women to the door of the office.

The two women nodded vigorously, expressing that they would definitely come to visit often.

When the two left, because they did not succeed in rewarding the gods, they went to the shop in the museum. The surrounding items were sold out, so the two of them bought two bags of snacks and took them away, expressing their gratitude to the gods in their own way.

After the guests left, Zhang Shan walked into the office and asked, "Brother Ling, why don't you let them pay the gods?"

"Dan Xiao said." Ling Muyu pointed at Dan Xiao, "He said it was unnecessary."

Zhang Shan didn't understand, so he looked at Dan Xiao. Wouldn't it be good if someone would like to pay God? Why would the curator refuse?

Dan Xiao said: "Having kind thoughts in your heart and doing more good deeds are more useful than worshiping God."