Mountain and Sea Museum

Comrade Ling Muyu, the administrator, has done a lot of preparatory work for this god worship ceremony at the Shanhai Museum.

For example, let Yi Sniper go to the home of an expert who researches elephant-carrying tribal ritual vessels to create an illusion, making him think that he is dreaming, and then dreaming about the scene of ancient tribal sacrifices, so that the expert has archaeological inspiration and quickly deciphers the "" on the ritual vessel. password".

With the archaeological results of the experts, the National Museum will be able to join in the next god-sacrificing ceremony. At the same time, the concepts of the Xianghuai tribe and the worship of the natural gods can be released authoritatively through the mouths of experts and national media channels. Let more people see it, and lay the foundation for the promotion of ancient culture and natural god worship.

Unexpectedly, the National Museum is so powerful that it even invited the Yong'an Palace Museum to participate in this grand event.

At the same time, he also persuaded the curator to show up gorgeously on the day of the ceremony, awe human beings with his majestic figure.

I also persuaded Fenghuang and Xiaobailong to go to a dance, and the two are relatively easy to reason with. Although Xiaobailong said at first that he was afraid to go, but after being surrounded by monsters for "heart-to-heart talk", he nodded hurriedly .

Qilin is even simpler, no matter what Ling Muyu says, it always says okay, and I don't know what thoughts the monsters have instilled in Qilin, so that it is always in a state of anxiety and a sense of crisis.

But the administrator likes such obedient and beautiful employees. After rewarding Qilin with a bag of beef jerky, he had a flash of inspiration and asked Qilin to be a tour guide after the ceremony and take tourists to visit the newly opened Xishan Hall.

Ling Muyu can't believe it, our unicorn is so beautiful and so shiny that it won't attract fans!

Of course, the explanation must not be done by Kirin. The black-tech specimens are already against the sky, and the black-tech specimens that can talk are too against the sky. As a museum, we still have to pay attention to science.

The smart elf sent by the richest man's father to the museum for trial just came in handy. He put it on the back of the unicorn and let it walk on his back. When taking tourists to visit, the smart elf can also interact with tourists interactively.

As the administrator expected, this way of visiting really made Qilin super attractive.

Qilin is a traditional auspicious animal in China, with a gentle temperament. It has been believed since ancient times that the presence of Qilin must be auspicious.In addition, it itself is very beautiful, its scales are like gems, dazzling but not dazzling, it has a lion face, but its eyes are very gentle.

When many children saw it, they clamored to go up and hug it. Qiongqi, who was guarding the unicorn, fought back with his eyes, and some children who were less courageous were scared to cry by Qiongqi's eyes.

But to the administrator's surprise, Qilin became so popular that someone actually asked him to buy Qilin.

The man who wanted to buy a unicorn was in his 30s, wearing casual clothes that were new from a major international brand. He was square and upright, giving people a very elegant and humble feeling. Behind the man were three middle-aged men, who were very respectful to him.

The man said: "Ling Muyu, hello, I'm Xie Yuanlong, I had dinner with your father once, he is a very interesting person. Not much gossip, I want to buy a unicorn specimen in the museum, the price is whatever you want .”

It's very elegant not to speak, but when she opened her mouth, Ling Muyu frowned with a hint of arrogance, especially when the other party mentioned her father in a teasing tone, Ling Muyu turned cold.

It's one thing that he doesn't want to see his father, but it doesn't mean he's happy to hear someone talk about his father in a "your father's a joke" tone.

Not only was he unhappy, but he wanted to hit someone after hearing it.

The Ling family has not been as good as before since Mr. Ling passed away. It is human nature for people to drink tea. Regarding this point, Ling Muyu feels that there is nothing to complain about. Isn't there a saying in ancient times that "once the emperor, one courtier".

In addition, there are unworthy descendants seeing Tian'er as a demon, ruining their reputation. Although the uncle wants to turn the tide and save the Ling family's collapsed building, what is that sentence called?

Desire to kill thieves, powerless to return to heaven.

Although it is not accurate to use it here, it is not Ling Muyu who is a junior to bury him. The uncle is really big and big. He only stares at the one-acre three-point land in front of him. You can get a glimpse of the uncle's reaction.

The Ling family is now neglected, because these unworthy descendants are not up to date, but they are inexplicably despised by a passer-by, Ling Muyu is still very angry.

Brother Ling is also a person who wants to save face.

"Do not sell!"

Xie Yuanlong was probably used to being flattered by others, and it is rare to meet such a person who refuses and simply loses face. After hearing Ling Muyu's "not for sale", the smile on his face froze, and the corner of his mouth twitched to the left. "As far as I know, you are just an administrator of the museum, can you call the shots?"

Ling Muyu spread her hands: "You said that I can't make the decision anymore, why do you ask me?"

Xie Yuanlong didn't speak, maintaining a refined, rational and personable appearance. Several people around him spoke for him in a timely manner, and said, "Boy, why are you talking to Mr. Xie? Tell your curator to come out!"

Ling Muyu directly responded with a look of "I'm afraid you are not sick".

It is impossible to sell a unicorn, and it is impossible to sell it for a lifetime. You middle-aged and elderly people should give up.

However, these people have inspired the administrators. The museum can sell some unicorn accessories, such as figures, amulets, and ornaments. Our little unicorn is so beautiful, someone should buy it... right?

Ling Muyu has already wandered to the hope that the unicorn will become a popular beast on the Internet, and the museum will sell unicorns to make money in the future. Xie Yuanlong, who is trying to buy a unicorn, is still asking to see the curator.

Xie Yuanlong doesn't have much faith, if he insists on having faith, it means believing in money.

He thinks that Fengshui can help him improve his fortune, and he specially raises a "Fengshui master" to set up various lucky formations, invite various lucky Bodhisattvas, auspicious animals, etc., and there are no less than a hundred Pixiu ornaments at home.

It was also a coincidence that he came to visit the Shanhai Museum. The cooperative Party B insisted on inviting him to come for a visit. Due to the cooperative relationship, he reluctantly came.

Then, he saw the unicorn during the sacrifice ceremony.

At that moment, he was startled as a heavenly beast.

It just happened that the "Feng Shui Master" asked him to invite another auspicious beast to keep at home. He felt that he and this unicorn were destined by fate, otherwise why so many coincidences made him finally see it.

No matter what, he wanted to bring this unicorn home.

"Where's your curator? Call your curator!"

Ling Muyu's face darkened, it was so obvious that my father was distracted, these people didn't wink at all, and didn't leave.

Call the curator?Call you the curator of the uncle!

"You can't make the decision, so call the curator who can make the decision." Xie Yuanlong refused to let go.

Ling Muyu got impatient with being entangled, and wanted to call a beast to see off the guests, when she heard the curator's gorgeous voice appearing behind her.

"I'm the curator, what's your business?" Dan Xiao slowly walked to Ling Muyu's side, and stopped him behind him in a protective posture.

The curator came, but Xie Yuanlong made no sound, and stared blankly at Dan Xiao, his eyes full of amazement.

"Dan Xiao, this person wants to buy a unicorn, and he said that we can set the price whatever we want." Ling Muyu poked his head out from behind Dan Xiao, "I said that the unicorn is not for sale anymore, and he said that I can't make the decision, so I have to find the curator. .”

Xie Yuanlong recovered from the astonishment, quickly calmed down, lost the arrogance of facing Ling Muyu alone, and extended his right hand humbly and politely, "Curator, it's a pleasure to meet you, I am Xie Yuanlong."

The three middle-aged men behind him also rushed to say hello.

Dan Xiao didn't even look at his hand, let alone shake hands with him, and said lightly, "Do you want to buy a unicorn?"

Xie Yuanlong nodded hastily: "I think I have a destiny with Qilin, and I really want to invite you to go home. Curator, just ask for a price."

Dan Xiao said again: "You just slandered my administrator?"

Xie Yuanlong froze, retracted his outstretched right hand, and clenched his fist behind his back, "This is a misunderstanding, I just thought Administrator Ling couldn't make the decision."

Dan Xiao said: "He can't be the master of things in the museum, so who else can be the master."

"Yes, yes, it was all a misunderstanding. Administrator Ling, I'm really sorry." Xie Yuanlong barely maintained the smile on his face.

Ling Muyu: "Hehe."

"..."

Xie Yuanlong has been in the mall for so many years, no matter how difficult his competitors are, he can keep a calm smile, so he got the nickname of smiling tiger.

But today, it was really difficult for him to maintain his smile, and the malice in his heart kept rising.

Who in Yong'an doesn't know that the Ling family is a joke now, and Ling Zhizhuan is a joke of jokes. The child of the Ling family who is not treated by his biological parents is a disgusting person who dares to make a joke. He is really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, huh...

Xie Yuanlong suddenly got a shock, woke up from the malicious speculation, and realized that he was distracted in front of strangers, thinking about something, but he still didn't forget Qilin: "Curator, I sincerely want to Please go back to Qilin, how much money you spent on making this specimen, I will pay you twice... no, triple."

"Not for sale!" Dan Xiao impatiently spoke to the inexplicable human being, and with a wave of his sleeve, Xie Yuanlong and the three middle-aged men behind him all disappeared.

"Huh? Where did they go?" Ling Muyu was surprised.

Dan Xiao said: "Throw it down the mountain."

"Throwing it like this, they won't think our museum is haunted?"

"...They will only think that they are walking on their own."

"That's good. We just sacrificed to the gods in our museum, so don't make any news about being haunted, or I'll cry."

Speaking of offering sacrifices to the gods, Dan Xiao raised his palm and looked at it, slowly clenched it into a fist, and put the other palm on top of Ling Muyu's head. He understood why his administrator asked him to play himself, and appeared In the worship ceremony.

Although it is a drop in the bucket, with the power of faith, even if it is a trickle, one day it will converge into a sea.

His administrator didn't say anything, but he was always worried that he would die one day.

What a silly boy!

"I saw that you had someone drag a cart of koi back. Did you buy it for me to eat?"

Eat koi?

"No, no, no, no..." Ling Muyu quickly denied it, grabbed Dan Xiao's hand, and asked nervously: "You won't eat the koi, will you? I'm going to put it in the pond in the garden ahead Yes. It costs dozens of dollars a piece.”

Those koi were bought by the administrator to enrich the museum's visiting items, allowing tourists to buy fish food to feed the fish, enriching the entertainment items and enriching the environment in the garden, and earning some income.

If the fish is eaten by the curator, the curator will cry.

Dan Xiao regretted not being able to eat koi, "Then you can make hot and sour fish fillets, I saw fresh grass carp in the kitchen."

Ling Muyu: "..." As a god, can you let the fish go? If you eat fish like this every day, the fish will cry.

Dan Xiao said that he didn't get the administrator's inner activities at all, so he dragged him to the kitchen, and said: "It's noon, it's time to have lunch, people are iron and rice are steel, if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. "

Ling Muyu: "..." The Internet is really poisonous, look at what kind of jokes it has taught his family god.

In the kitchen alone, Dan Xiao washed rice and cooked rice, and Ling Muyu skillfully cut and sliced ​​the fish.

At this moment, a little white dragon flew in from the outside, first greeted Yi Shen Yi Ren politely, and then timidly asked: "Master God, when can I go back to the sea?"

Dan Xiao was about to speak, but Ling Muyu washed his hands and dried them. He went over to touch Xiao Bailong's head, and said with a smile, "Xiao Bai, let's talk."

The little white dragon twisted its two front paws tightly together, glanced nervously at Zunshen, then looked at the administrator who was smiling gently, wagged his tail, and said, "Administrator, my name is not Xiaobai, I am Ao Qi."

"Okay, Ao Qi." Ling Muyu followed the good advice, "Xiao Qi, do you think the sea is better, or the museum?"

The little white dragon's claws clenched even tighter, and the whole dragon twisted in a very tangled state.

"Xiaoqi, do you still have relatives... Is Qinlong in the sea?" Ling Muyu asked.

The little white dragon lowered his head and said sullenly: "More than 100 years ago, when humans fought, our Bailong tribe was hit by a ship from the island country over there. We died and escaped. For more than 100 years, I was the only one in the sea over there. , no more white dragons."

"Sorry." Ling Muyu didn't expect this to be the reason, so she apologized quickly.

"It doesn't matter to the administrator," Xiao Bailong shook his head, "I went to the island country over there and set off a tsunami, so it can be regarded as revenge for my fellow clan."

Ling Muyu: "..."

Wow... This little white dragon looks dumb, but is he so vengeful? !

Remember!

"Xiaoqi, you see that you don't have any kindred in the sea. What's the point of a dragon sleeping in the sea? Our museum has beautiful mountains, clear waters and plenty of aura, which is very suitable for cultivation. It will allow you to cultivate into a great dragon as soon as possible. There are so many monsters, little brother, little brother My sister is playing with you, isn't the museum not as good as Shanghai?!"

"But, the monster brothers and sisters are bullying me, so..."

Ling Muyu: "..."

This, this museum bullying is indeed a big problem, haha.

"It's easy, I'll let them stop bullying you." Dan Xiao said.

"Really?" The little white dragon looked at Dan Xiao with wide eyes, and after receiving Dan Xiao's affirmative nod, it happily flew around Ling Muyu and said, "Administrator, do you still want a black dragon?"

"what?"

"There are still a few black dragons in the sea where I live. They are all big dragons that can transform into human figures. They can move bricks to our museum."

"..."