Mountain and Sea Museum

On the day Minghuo went to kindergarten, the movie "Earth War" was launched in a low-key manner at the Shanhai Museum.

In order to maintain the consistent policy of mysterious marketing, the movie did not release a press release, but because the museum issued another notice to close the museum, fans asked Aoao on the official blog——

[Why does our museum close every three days, and every time it says something important, what is it, do you dare to tell us?]

Shanhai Museum v: Hey, I dare not dare//Meow who loves to drink jasmine milk green: Why does our museum close every three days...

The fans felt that they had followed a fake museum, and they had never seen such a skinny museum official blog.

Golden Pheasant Yao Maocai quit Weibo and put away his mobile phone, stood in the middle of the team and worshiped the human camera god, wishing the filming of "War on Earth" all goes well.

The production crew bowed to the camera god with a sense of ritual, and before they started to share the sacrifices, the monsters such as Taotie couldn't wait to move their claws, and they couldn't keep their mouths shut even after eating, so they insisted on complaining: "Humans like to do For these boring things, what kind of camera god is there, there is no such thing as a camera god, just ask the curator directly."

Wu Wu nodded in serious agreement: "Also, who made the roast suckling pig, it's unpalatable, why not let Lang Wu do it?"

Qiongqi: "Whoever prepares the sacrifice, except for the roast suckling pig, only fruit, is too lazy."

The chief director Lu Xiangyang stood silently behind the Tucao three monsters, and adjusted his glasses.

The Three Monsters Tucao suddenly felt cold behind them, and the hair on their bodies exploded.

Taotie: "Why do I feel a little cold?"

梼杌: "I also feel a little cold."

Qiongqi: "Don't tell me, I feel cold too."

Ling Muyu passed by, "Could it be that autumn is here, you molt your hair, and you feel cold when you have less hair?"

Tucao three monsters: "..." Is, is that so?

"Okay, don't eat it." Ling Muyu collected the fruit on their paws, "Go to the make-up team to tidy up your body hair, and then go to the road guide to listen to the show. There will be you in the first scene, so you must pass it once."

When the three monsters complained that they had their own roles, what kind of fruit did they eat, and they left in a hurry.

Ling Muyu took the two confiscated yellow peaches to share with Dan Xiao, and waited for Ji Meng to make up.

The role played by Ji Meng in "Earth Wars" is called Ji Mengmeng, a female special soldier who has been transferred from another job. She applies for a job as a lecturer in the Shanhai Museum, and accidentally discovers the secret of the Shanhai Museum—the exhibits in the museum are actually all It is the real ancient monster.

Naturally, as a former special soldier, Ji Mengmeng must not be afraid, and even became friends with the ancient monster in the museum.

But when the aliens invaded the earth, Ji Mengmeng, who had already retired from the army, took up arms and left the museum blessed by God without hesitation to fight against the powerful aliens.

As a big movie of the Shanhai Museum, "Earth Wars" is a very hard hard movie.But hard and wide also have to take into account entertainment, so Ling Muyu's request for the movie is to make a blockbuster with special effects, no matter how cool the special effects are, anyway, it's not short of money (not short of his money).

The screenwriting team headed by Bu Zichang also considered using male superheroes before. Don’t you see that most of the old superheroes are male?After thinking about it, there are so many male superheroes, but so few female superheroes, so differentiated marketing.

The most important thing is that the administrator appointed Ji Meng to be the protagonist. Although Ji Meng is a male god, he has always been a "goddess" in front of the people. It's not easy to let Ji Mengmeng change his gender. Foreign audiences still Well, the audience in Huaguo will definitely be confused.

Therefore, "Ji Mengmeng" is a female special soldier. With this setting, her courage and non-human combat power will not be too abrupt.

Only the protagonist, Ji Meng, is not happy with such a setting, because the costume designer designed the clothes for him to wear when he leaves the museum to fight the aliens, and he needs to stuff something on his chest>_

He is a god! ! !He is flat chested! ! ! ! !

"I know, I know, you have flat chest. But 'Ji Mengmeng' is a girl, and her chest is too flat and it doesn't look good." Ling Muyu stuffed the tablet into Ji Meng's hand, "Look at Laura, this figure, this curve, these muscles , very handsome."

Ji Menghu kept silent.

Ling Muyu swiped the computer screen with his hands, "Look at this picture of Laura, mine, her chest is flattened, isn't it weird?"

"..." Ji Meng was still grimacing, "It's because your ps skills are too poor."

"If you say it's bad, it's bad." Ling Muyu took back the tablet, and turned into a capitalist in a second, "Anyway, the script has been finalized, cute goddess, come on."

Ji Meng: "..."

Li Jiujia comforted him: "You must be very handsome with this look, Tianxiangong."

"Humph!"

"Then who made Ji Mengmeng a girl? If you change Yiyi to a male, you won't be able to play the leading role."

"!!!" Ji Meng suddenly fell into the difficult choice of whether to play the role of a woman or the protagonist (?).

But no matter how Ji Meng decides, Ling Muyu has the right to speak on this matter, and when he makes the decision, Ji Meng is dragged to put on makeup.

The crew is going to finish shooting the shots of the Shanhai Museum first, and then transfer to other filming locations.

Ji Mengmeng in the museum scene doesn't need to wear fake breasts. She comes out after putting on makeup. She is wearing a pink skirt similar to what Ji Meng usually wears when explaining. However, this costume is not as exquisite as those bird monsters. When he came out, he was disgusted by monsters.

Fenghuang: "It's so ugly."

Suss: "Very poorly done."

Fat Relic Bird: "You can't look directly at it."

……

Costume group: "..."

If it weren't for the fact that they couldn't beat these ancient monsters, they would have to reason with them carefully. What's so ugly about it, it's obvious...

Seeing a set of exquisite skirts brought out by Shusi, the people in the costume group were completely out of touch.

Well, the skirt they ordered was really ugly.

Ji Meng was tossed about to change his clothes and jewelry, Lu Xiangyang used this time to let Guang take his place, all the monsters who needed to appear in the scene were groomed so that their fur was shiny and their scales were shiny, and the extras took their places.

"The first shot of the first scene of "War on Earth", action."

After the scene was recorded, the filming officially started.

This scene is about the work of "Ji Mengmeng" in the museum, explaining the exhibits of the museum to tourists.

Although the whole scene is a group scene involving a lot of people, the first shot is a close-up of Ji Meng, and he is in his usual state of work, so just pay attention to your own position, don't step out of the camera, and memorize the lines, it's very Simple.

The first shot is a simple one, once passed, it indicates that the shooting of the movie will be very smooth.Well, cute little superstitions of humans.

The first scene passed smoothly, and then the monsters and extras were in place.

Taotie shook the fur on his body, walked up his own Mount Gouwu with his head held high, he had to put on a handsome pose to be in the mirror.

After everyone was in place, the recorder was about to play the board, when Lu Xiangyang suddenly raised his hand to signal to wait a moment, he picked up the loudspeaker at hand and shouted: "Gaotie, your posture is too stiff, just like you are usually exhibited in the museum. It’s just a programmed move.”

Taotie: "..." Walking like that, how can it show how handsome it is?What a bad director, he has no vision!

"Pfft ha ha ha ha..." All the big monsters burst out laughing.

The cultivators also wanted to laugh, but they held back.I heard that Taotie is very vengeful.

Ling Muyu finished eating the yellow peaches and was eating grapes. When she saw the gluttonous foolishness, she was shocked, and a grape got stuck in her throat.

After swallowing the grapes with difficulty, he still had lingering fears, so he gave all the grapes in his hand to Dan Xiao, and refused to eat them himself.

"Gao Tie really has a desire to perform." He said with emotion.

"It used to be like this." Dan Xiao said: "Even cannibalism must have a ritual."

"Isn't Wuwu Qiongqi also a very ceremonial cannibal?" Ling Muyu asked, "Are all the four evildoers like this?"

Dan Xiao shook his head, "The so-called four evils are the leaders of the four ancient tribes. Because of their cruelty, they were named the four evils. Taotie, Wuwu, Qiongqi are evil beasts, but the ancient evil beasts are not only them."

"You didn't mention Chaos," Ling Muyu said.

Dan Xiao said with a smile: "What kind of beast is Hunzhuan? He is Dijiang. He is called Hunzhuan because Hunzhuan has no face. Dijiang doesn't have seven orifices. How can he be fierce?"

"Ah... that's Di Jiang who knows how to sing and dance?" Ling Muyu was stunned, "Is it also... him?"

Dan Xiao was silent for a moment, then nodded helplessly: "Shuan is also a good intention, I never thought that this would cause Chaos to die, and he himself fell because of guilt."

Ling Muyu asked: "What about Hundun? Is he willing to drill seven orifices?"

"Yes." Dan Xiao sighed: "He wants to use his own eyes to see Shuan." Hun Huan knew that he would die if he opened the seven orifices, but he really wanted to take a look at Shuan, just one look.

Ling Muyu held Dan Xiao's hand and asked, "Did he see it?"

"I saw it."

Dan Xiao remembered that at that time he learned that Hun Chao was being suddenly gouged out, and his ears and mouth had already been gouged out. He rushed over to stop him, but was stopped by Hun Chao.

He said he did it voluntarily, he said he really wanted to see Shuan, see it with his own eyes, and keep it in his heart.

【"If one day you can't see Shitui, what will you do?" Hundun asked.

"I will try my best to recover." Dan Xiao replied.

"So, I really want to take a look at Shuhu." Hun Chao grinned big with his chiseled mouth, "I only have this way. And only Shuhu can give me real eyes."]

Dan Xiao didn't try to persuade Hun Huan anymore, nor did he ask "What should I do without you", I could only watch him getting closer to death day by day, watching Hun Huan happy because he dug out an orifice every day, and then, Hun Huan Chaos died.

Hun Chao just wanted to watch Shu Hu and hide it from Shu Hu, but he was happy, and it didn't matter if he died.

But what about Shu Huan, who was overwhelmed by guilt, did Hun Chao think of it?

"Hahahahaha..."

In this room, Dan Xiao was immersed in sad memories, and bursts of laughter broke out in the shooting site over there, forcibly interrupting the curator's bright sadness.

Curator: (╰_╯)#

"What's going on?!!" Dan Xiao asked Ling Muyu who came back after rushing over to inquire about the situation.

Ling Muyu's face was full of indescribable words, "During filming, Taotie must have a concave shape to play handsome, his hind paws cramped and his paws slipped and rolled down the mountain, almost hitting Ji Meng."

Dan Xiao: "..."

Why are all the monsters in the God Museum so stupid?Unscientific!