Mountain and Sea Museum

The monsters on business trips are very powerful, and they brought back more than 200 monsters with different characteristics from various countries, which is an eye-opener for the administrator.

"There really is a Medusa! The head is full of snakes, it's really disgusting."

"It turns out that the angel's wings are so big, no wonder it can fly."

"It is said that Shuten-douji is a glamorous young man, the legend is really reliable, he is really glamorous."

The curator frowned, and took the administrator back to the room for a heart-to-heart talk.

The foreign monsters sat on the ground in the back garden aggrieved, looking at each other, and then went to see the Huaguo demon who had captured them. The grievance was even worse.

"Huh? Why are there so many foreign monsters?" Minghuo was surprised when he strolled to the back garden on a majestic tiger and saw the foreign monsters.

"Extras." Taotie replied.

Knowing what the foreign demon is here for, Ming Huo is not curious, so he pats the majestic tiger on the head and lets it wander to other places, such as the kitchen.

Taotie was idle and had nothing to do, so he went to the kitchen with him to find something to eat, and asked Minghuo cheaply: "I heard that Mojun you are going to kindergarten as soon as I came back, why haven't you gone yet?"

Ming Huo sat on the back of the tiger, turned his head and glared at Tao Tie viciously.

Bastard, which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted!

It’s enough to be aggrieved to think that he is a majestic demon god going to kindergarten, and Dan Xiaoshi speculates that Ji Meng and all the monsters in the museum will laugh at him in turn. Even Li Jiujia, a human being, dares to laugh at him. Critically ill! ! !

If the former demon god stared at him like this, Taotie would have scared away long ago, no, it didn't dare to talk cheap at all, how could it be so cheap that the demon god stared at him.Now this bastard-like demon stares at him...

Short oil~ so cute, so cute, so cute~~~~~

Taotie's paws are ready to move, wanting to rub the dumplings, the demon god Aowu.

"How dare you!" Minghuo stood up on the tiger's back, as long as Taotie's claws were low, he would immediately return to his real body, whether it was an hour or half an hour, it would be enough to blow up Taotie.

Taotie immediately became honest.

The demon king accumulates too much prestige, and he is a vengeful one, just tease it, but if he bullies too much, he will still be the one who suffers.

Can't bully Tuanzi Demon God, Taotie decides to bully Chicken Wings, Chicken Wing's clean little appearance is too much to bully!Cool!up!

100 years ago, the angels had no power to fight back against an ancient monster like Shang Taotie.A hundred years have passed, although Taotie 梼杌 is eating and playing foolishly in the museum, but his strength is still the same as before, and because the abundant aura in Wolong Mountain is nourishing day by day, his demon power is even stronger.梼杌, that is unilateral beating.

In the back garden of the museum, feathers were flying all over the sky for a while, and other foreign monsters hid far away, lest the Taotie Wu and the angels would not have a good time "playing", so they asked them to play (unilaterally) happily.

Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao came out after talking in the room. Seeing the back garden full of feathers, they couldn't help frowning. Then they saw several angels with bald wings, and immediately became angry: "Who did it?"

Let these angels play tricks and exhibit in museums, can they still see it if their wings are shaved?

Dare to ask the audience and tourists how to answer when they saw the bald angel and asked "Why are the angel's wings bald?"

Is it possible to answer "Angel's malnutrition caused hair loss" or "Angel caused seborrheic hair loss"?

The demons in the museum and foreign demons all pointed their eyes at Taotie. Ling Muyu went straight to Taotie aggressively, grabbed the hair on the back of its head, and asked angrily, "Are you stupid? Are you stupid? The angel's wings are bald, How to make movies, how to exhibit, how to make money?"

Museum Demon: "..."

A foreign demon who can't understand Chinese: "..."

A vampire who can understand Chinese: "Hey hey."

We know that Shanhai Museum has captured so many monsters, it is impossible to just let them play tricks in the movie. The vampires with exhibition experience are proud of their foresight, and they translated it to the angels with sinister intentions.

When the angels heard this, they were at a loss for a while, and then they were very angry.They are noble and holy angels, how can they allow humans to visit them at will! ! !

Parrence Toledo curled his lips, a noble and holy p, if you don’t want to show it, you should defeat the Eastern monsters first, and don’t talk if you can’t win, not to mention there are gods in the East, four of you.I will cry if I continue.

After teaching Taotie a lesson, Ling Muyu took away two roasted whole lambs for this month, then walked up to the angels, comforted them gently, and let them live in the museum with peace of mind, ensuring that Taotie would not bully them again, and would Help them find the secret recipe for hair growth... feather growth, and it must make them plump again in a short time.

The angels didn't want to stay here, and they didn't want to be exhibited by humans, but the monsters had to bow their heads under the eaves. They couldn't beat the oriental monsters, not to mention there were several oriental gods here.

Why are there still so many gods left in the Eastern Continent, but their gods no longer bless them and leave early?

The more the angels thought about it, the more sad they became, and finally they remained stubbornly silent to the administrator.

Ling Muyu smiled at the small appearance of the angel non-violent non-cooperation, and said nothing more.

Didn't the bat monsters look like this at the beginning, but when they were finally sent back, they became reluctant to part with... Huaguo's delicacies.

The administrator believes that there is no monster that cannot be solved by a meal of Huaguo cuisine. If there is, it will be eaten twice.

Compared with angels who would rather die than submit, many foreign demons are very happy that they can be exhibited to humans.

"I am ugly, and humans don't like me, but I want to play with them." Said the Cyclops.

Although it is called a giant, it is actually more than three meters tall. There is only one eye on the face, and it grows on the forehead.

Legend has it that the Cyclops is stubborn but impulsive, but Ling Muyu didn't see it, only saw it as simple and stupid.

Seeing its dumbfounded look, the administrator softened his heart, and promised it the roasted whole lamb that had been deprived of gluttony.

"Eastern God, thank you, you are a good God." The Cyclops smiled happily, his eyes were closed, and there were crow's feet at the corners of his eyes, making him look even uglier.

"You're welcome." Ling Muyu asked Bai Ze to arrange the accommodation for the foreign monsters, and dragged Dan Xiao to the office by herself. After walking a few steps, Taotie blocked the way.

Ling Muyu looked at Taotie, and Taotie looked at him, his eyes full of accusations.

"what?"

"Why do you still ask me?" Taotie took a step back in disbelief, "You said what you did, why do you still ask me!"

Ling Muyu: "..."

"When I need it, I call him little Taotao, and when I don't need it, I give the whole roasted lamb to the foreign monster." Taotie pressed one paw on his chest, making a tearful accusation.

Ling Muyu: "..."

Dan Xiao frowned: "Speak well."

Taotie put down his paws and stopped making Xizi holding his heart, but he was still full of resentment when he spoke, "Why did you give my roasted whole lamb to other demons?"

Dan Xiao said: "First of all, if you made a mistake and were detained for roasting the whole lamb, then the roasted whole lamb is not yours. Secondly, if Xiaoyu wants to reward the roasted whole lamb to any demon, he can reward the roasted whole lamb to whichever demon." .”

Taotie refused to accept: "What did that one-eyed demon do to reward the roasted whole lamb?"

Dan Xiao: "Proactively exhibit yourself, contribute to the construction of the museum, and help the museum generate income."

Taotie: "..."

Now it really hurts, the former god is not like this ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !

"Ha ha."

Minghuo sits on the back of the majestic tiger, holding a New Orleans grilled wing in one hand, and feeding the tiger with a steel fork for barbecue in the other short hand. There is a big bag on the back of the majestic tiger grilled chicken wings.

He was very busy eating and feeding, so he didn't forget to take time out to laugh at Taotie.

Gluttonous, he snatched Minghuo's chicken wings and ran away.

"Bastard!" Ming Huo was furious, patting the majestic tiger on the head to make it chase after him.

Dan Xiao felt a headache as he watched the majestic tiger rushing left and right, knocking down several foreign monsters, knocking down several little monsters, knocking down countless flowers and plants, and making the museum a mess.

"When does Minghuo go to kindergarten?" He asked Ling Muyu.

"I will only go in September." Ling Muyu said: "Kou Rong is worrying about choosing a kindergarten for Minghuo, and wants me to go to the field to inspect the situation of the kindergarten."

Dan Xiao was puzzled: "There are only two kindergartens in the town, what is there to worry about?"

Ling Muyu smiled: "I have pity on the parents of the world. Ling Jue still wants Minghuo to go to kindergarten in the city, but he dare not say it, he wants me to say it."

Dan Xiao hugged him and patted him, needless to say more comforting words, Ling Muyu no longer needed it.

On this side, the two gods are tender and affectionate; on the other side, Minghuo directs the majestic tiger to rush left and right, and also with a gluttonous and cheap "Come~ come and catch me~~~".

Dan Xiao couldn't bear it anymore, teleported over, picked up Minghuo and Taotie one by one, "If you make trouble again, you will be locked in a small dark room."

Taotie suddenly became honest, retracted his four tiger claws, and showed cuteness to Dan Xiao.

Minghuo kicked his legs angrily, "Let me down, or I will make you look good."

Dan Xiao grabbed Minghuo's collar and shook it, "How do you want to make me look good? I'll send you to kindergarten tomorrow."

Minghuo: "!!!"

"Hahahahaha the devil is going to kindergarten." Taotie stopped being cute and burst into laughter.

The other monsters in the museum couldn't hold back their laughter at all, and they laughed together.

Oh my god, I really want to see the scene where the demon king and the human cubs play games and sing nursery rhymes together. Just imagining that scene makes the demon so excited that he can't help himself.

The foreign demons didn't understand what the Huaguo demon was laughing at. They looked at each other and turned their eyes to the blood clan who could understand Chinese.

The vampires who can understand Chinese don't speak a word - they can understand every word, but they can't understand it together!What's so funny about going to kindergarten? !

The foreign demons went to see the knowledgeable and talented Oriental God again, hoping that this gentle and amiable (the angels don't think so) Oriental God can clear up their doubts.

The gentle and amiable Oriental god is looking up at the bright sorrows at a 45-degree angle, and has no time to pay attention to them.

—— After a good hug, my wife suddenly disappeared in my arms. Who can understand this kind of depression? !