Mountain and Sea Museum

As a Bai Ze, in the peaceful and prosperous age, it always wants to go out for a stroll across the country. This is its nature and instinct. What can it do, it can't control it!

This time, Bai Ze took his family members to skip work and went to Tianchilang. On the mountain, he met a monk who was about to go down. Said that the Shanhai Museum is going to make a big movie and needs a lot of extras, so he went down the mountain to join in the fun.

Your own museum wants to make a big movie? ! !

Why doesn't it know?why not tell it?Why let it know from others?

Bai Zechu was furious, pulled Zhang Shan and disappeared in front of Renxiu, envied that Renxiu--"Oh, it would be great if God Lord Bai Ze would take me along, it would save a lot of fare. "

All the way back to the museum, Bai Ze kicked open the office door and asked loudly, "I heard that the museum is going to make a movie, is it true?"

Seeing that it was Bai Ze, the monsters who were at war in the office immediately "abandoned their previous suspicions" and formed an alliance to "unify the outside world".

Ling Muyu reflexively went to check the door of the office, and saw the footprints on the door and the wood where the footprints were slightly cracked. His eyes sharpened, and he passed Zhang Shan, who was still dizzy because the ground was shrinking into an inch, and pointed at the broken door. Chu said: "Losing money."

It had been a long time since Zhang Shan was led by Bai Ze so ruthlessly, and he was still in a dazed state, thinking that Bai Ze didn't love him anymore, and he didn't hear what Ling Muyu said at all.

Seeing that Bai Ze was about to be bullied and isolated, he was so angry that he turned into his original form and was about to rush to fight, Zhang Shan broke away from Ling Muyu's hand, and went to hug Bai Ze Shunmao.

"Don't be angry, they're just joking." Don't fight or anything, there will definitely be physical contact, and maybe they will get into a ball, won't my wife be taken advantage of by other monsters? !No way, absolutely no way.

Tao Tie couldn't appreciate Zhang Shan's good intentions, so he added fuel to the fire: "We are not kidding, we are isolated when we say we are isolated, and we are not allowed to make movies if we say we are not allowed to make movies."

Zhang Shan gave Taotie a supercilious look, and tried to appease the runaway Bai Ze, in short, he was determined not to let other demons with ulterior motives take advantage of his wife.

Seeing this supercilious stare, Taotie immediately wanted to run away—you, a temporary worker, thought you had become a regular because of your nepotism, and you dared to provoke me, a famous beast. I think you ate the guts of a leopard, but you ate a whole leopard!

Taotie scratched his claws to let Zhang Shan know why the flowers are so popular!

Bai Ze was even more furious, even its people dared to move, it must scratch you stupid beast into a rolling door!

Seeing this situation, the other demons retreated wittily and gave the venue to Bai Ze and Tao Tie to perform.

"Be honest with me!" The door was kicked and the administrator was on the verge of going berserk.

The administrator roared, and the monsters turned into dogs.

The office was so quiet that you could hear a needle drop.

The monsters looked at Ling Muyu cowardly, their little eyes were filled with grievances, as if Ling Muyu was a parent who was unreasonably angry at his children.

Ling Muyu lost her temper in an instant when she was stared at by this look. She pointed at the TV series and said angrily, "Go ahead and watch your movies."

"Oh." The monsters shrunk down like quails and huddled together on the sofa, watching movies quietly.

Ling Muyu faced the cracked door with luck.

Dan Xiao patted his head and said, "Forget it, it's not the first time it broke anyway."

Ling Muyu kept silent.

This kind of consolation is not consolation at all, but makes things worse!

Why can you kick the door casually just because it is not the first time it is broken, what did the door do wrong, and you have to bear this unfair treatment? !

"That, Brother Ling, I will fix it." Zhang Shan said in a small, embarrassed voice.

"Of course you have to fix it." Ling Muyu snorted coldly: "Your Bai Ze kicked it, if you don't fix it, who will fix it?"

Bai Ze rolled into a ball of fur, pretending that he was not there.

"It's natural, it's natural." Zhang Shan laughed, quickly changed the subject, and asked, "By the way, Brother Ling, why did our museum suddenly decide to make a movie? What kind of movie are we going to make?"

When it came to the big movie in the museum, Ling Muyu was immediately distracted and told Zhang Shan about the preparations for the big movie.

After Zhang Shan listened to it, he said suddenly: "Is the starring role decided?"

As soon as this remark came out, the monsters could no longer pretend to be quails calmly, and all raised their heads and stared at Ling Muyu.

"Uh..." Ling Muyu hesitated, "Of course..."

"Of course it's me." This was the tacit unison of the monsters.

It's rare for the monsters to have a tacit understanding, but they don't want such a tacit understanding, and they quarreled every minute——

Taotie: "Beating aliens requires a beast with a high force value. Don't think about it, the protagonist is me."

Zhu Wu: "It's so funny, you're not the only beast, why should it be you?"

Qiongqi: "That is, no matter in terms of strength or appearance, I am the most suitable protagonist."

Fenghuang: "Dream! Although fighting aliens requires strength, the ultimate goal of fighting aliens is to maintain the peace of the earth. Of course, we need an auspicious beast like me to be the protagonist. And making movies is for humans to watch. It’s not that there are aliens who want to fight, but of course it depends on the appearance, do any of you shine like me?”

Qilin: "I'm also very shining, I'm also radiant, and more importantly, I have a support group of fans, of course the protagonist must be me."

When it comes to fan support groups, Ji Niao cannot remain silent: "I am the first to have fan support groups in the museum! The protagonist should be me."

All the monsters sprayed the bird together: "The monsters whose appearance is not up to the standard can only play tricks."

Gu Niao fell on his back in anger, and the other average-looking monsters were eager to speak. Seeing this situation, they died unwillingly.

"The main character should be me." Bai Ze said triumphantly, patting his paws after turning into a big fur ball from a small fur ball, "I am the leading cadre, and leading cadres have priority."

Nine-tailed fox snorted: "Why are you a leader? Don't put gold on your lion face."

Bai Ze said: "My position in the museum is a manager, and managers in human companies are all managers. Of course I am a leading cadre. Haha, none of you have a position."

All the demons: "...you have been dismissed!"

"It doesn't matter what you say. I'm the curator and accept my fate." Bai Ze was so proud that his tail was going up to the sky.

There is a grievance and a debtor, and the demons immediately find the right lord.

Under the eyes of so many accusations, Dan Xiao remained as calm as a rock, and this rock slightly raised an eyebrow: "What?"

Although the demons didn't speak, their eyes had already fully expressed their meaning——Curator, why did you accept Bai Ze's fate in the first place?

Dan Xiao sneered: "When I asked who was going to recruit administrators, how did you do it?"

The monsters pretended to be quails again and huddled together, so, then they were house monsters, unlike Bai Ze who likes to go out and wander.

But regarding this matter, Fuzhu said differently: "Curator, I really want to help you, but I can't go out of the museum tat"

Bai Ze glared at Fu Zhu viciously - talk as soon as you speak, what a cuteness!

The other house demons also gave Fuzhu a vicious look—traitors!

Fu Zhu shook the four antlers on his head, and said to himself: As long as you can be the protagonist, a traitor is a traitor.

The monsters sensed the sinister intentions of their husbands, and felt that they could no longer pretend to be quails.

Then... the curator can't get through here, just Xiaoyu!

Xiaoyu is not only the management team, but even the curator is under his control. If you play cute with him, maybe the protagonist is his own.

"Little fish!"

"Little fish~~~"

"Little fish ^_^"

Xiaoyu, do you think I'm cute?If you are not cute yet, I can perform a fire hoop.

Ling Muyu covered her face, she couldn't look directly at these stupid monsters.

Fat Yiniao was more straightforward, flying down to Ling Muyu's shoulder and standing there, rubbing his hairy head against his face, and coquettishly: "Xiaoyu, what do you think of me playing the leading role?"

All the monsters are angry: Shameless fat bird, quickly get off Xiaoyu's shoulders.

They had just finished os, and with a flick of Dan Xiao's hand, the fat relic bird, like the unicorn a few days ago, smashed through the window and flew out into the sky.

All the monsters: "..." I feel that being cute with Xiaoyu is so dangerous.

Ling Muyu was helpless: "Xiaoxiao, the windows are money, you need money to buy them, and you need money to repair them."

Dan Xiao nodded: "Be careful next time."

Ling Muyu stared: "Do you have another time?"

Dan Xiao said: "Next time I will open the window before throwing it away."

Ling Muyu was satisfied: "It's not too bad."

All the demons collapse: where is it similar?Obviously a lot worse!You have changed, little fish! ! !

The fat bird that was thrown out managed to fly back, flapping its wings and flying in front of Ling Muyu, showing him how wronged he was, that he dared not fly to stand on his shoulder again.

——Obviously the curator didn't care about standing on Xiaoyu's shoulders before, why is he so perverted now?

The curator, who was slandered and perverted, glanced at Fat Yiniao lightly, wrapped his arms around his wife possessively, and said to the monsters: "You guys continue the discussion, Xiaoyu and I went to rest." Said: "Also, don't destroy anything."

The monsters were expressionless, and at the same time os in their hearts: only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the common people are not allowed to light lamps.

Dan Xiao didn't care about them anymore, hugged his wife back to the room, returned to the room, and after making sure that there were no demons overhearing, he said to Ling Muyu: "The protagonist, you should have decided someone."

Ling Muyu hooked Danxiao's chin, smiled and said, "Guess."

Dan Xiao replied in seconds: "Ji Meng."

"Oh, why don't you pretend to guess wrong a few times first." Ling Muyu hooked her chin and pinched her face again, "It's really not interesting at all."

"I have to guess a few times wrong for such a simple question. Doesn't it seem that I am at the same IQ level as those stupid monsters?!" Dan Xiao held the dishonest hand on his face, and lightly bit his middle finger, "Ji Meng Moe is the spokesperson of the museum, and the protagonist of the museum's big movie can only be him."

"My male god is indeed the smartest." Ling Muyu said with a smile: "Our big movie Ji Meng is the protagonist, think about that face, put on a long braid, wear a tight outfit, and have muscular and sexy arms. Laura has a good point, blinding the titanium alloy eyes of human beings in minutes."

Dan Xiao felt that this imagination did not make him happy, especially his wife's lust for other male gods, which made him feel even more unhappy.

So, he decided to do something that would make him happy——

"Eh? Xiaoxiao, where are you taking me?"

"bathroom."

"!!!"