Mountain and Sea Museum

This night, some demons ate, drank and had fun, sang and danced; some demons worked diligently and practiced hard.Some people were overwhelmed and quarreled endlessly; some people were so surprised that they clapped their hands together.

This night, the human administrator of the Shanhai Museum took a sip of the ten-thousand-year-old fruit wine given by Bai Ze, and immediately became unconscious. He was carried by Bai Ze to a room with a bed behind the museum to sleep, and made a dream.

On the second day, the Comrade Administrator who woke up did not feel a hangover or headache at all. Instead, he felt refreshed and full of boundless strength.

Ling Muyu jumped up from the bed. On the low stool next to the bed, someone thoughtfully placed a set of clean clothes. He put on the clothes and looked at the room he slept in. He suspected that this was the "bedroom" in the back. ".

I searched around the house but couldn't find the bathroom, so I went out to ask a demon, and as soon as I stepped out of the room, I met the curator.

"Morning, curator!" The administrator waved his hand energetically and asked, "Curator, where is the restroom?"

Dan Xiao smiled slightly: "Morning. The bathroom is only next to your office."

"Only one bathroom? There are so many monsters of you who only use one bathroom?"

The curator shook his head, "We don't need it." The bathroom was specially rebuilt for humans, and only Ling Muyu has used it so far.

Ling Muyu stared at the sky in silence.

Male gods don't go to the toilet, um, it fits the godly design of male gods.

But the male god, like Taotie, doesn't brush his teeth, wash his face, or take a shower, so it's very...

Dan Xiao seemed to know what he was thinking, and explained with a shallow smile: "We can use spiritual power to clean ourselves, and what we eat will also be transformed into spiritual power, so we don't need to use the bathroom."

Ling Muyu: "In that case, why does Taotie's mouth smell so hot?"

Dan Xiao: "... Taotie is an example."

Well, Taotie is the only demon in the museum who doesn't care about hygiene, how can a male god be like Taotie!

Comrade administrator repeated this setting three times, and silently walked to the front hall to use the human-only bathroom.

After Ling Muyu finished washing, Dan Xiao gave him a few red fruits, saying it was breakfast for humans.

This time the red fruit is different from the sand tang fruit. It is smaller in size, about the same size as ordinary red bayberry, and darker in color.He threw a fruit into his mouth, and as soon as he bit it open, a sweet juice flowed out, it was really sweet!snore!up!

"What is this? It's so sweet!" Ling Muyu looked for water everywhere to dilute the sweet taste in his mouth.

"Danguo." Dan Xiao took out a long-necked jade bottle and handed it to Ling Muyu, explaining: "The danmu fruit on Yishan Mountain, you humans can eat one."

Ling Muyu drank the water in the jade bottle in one gulp, and after feeling it, she really felt very full.

A small fruit is worth a meal, so the scrambled eggs with leeks that I ate before were not real scrambled eggs with leeks? !

When he asked this question, Dan Xiao gave an affirmative answer.

"That's Zhu Yu."

Ling Muyu collapsed, saying that what she ate was scrambled eggs with fake leeks.

"Curator, we human beings eat not just to keep ourselves full, it's just the most basic need."

Dan Xiao made a gesture of humbly asking for advice, waiting for the administrator to clarify his doubts.

"We humans eat food that is full of color, flavor, and nutritional balance." God knows that a dango that can fill your stomach does not contain carbohydrates, protein, vitamins, and trace elements.

Hearing this, Dan Xiao immediately put away the remaining dango, and said, "It seems that you still have to cook by yourself in the future." After a pause, he added, "By the way, I also cook mine together. gone."

Ling Muyu snorted, and was about to ask the monsters if they were still sleeping when the curator suddenly said someone was coming.

someone is coming?

Is it a tourist?

The administrator happily followed the curator through the exhibition hall and arrived at the front floor of the museum. The gate of the museum had been opened, and five men were walking towards it quickly.

Ling Muyu suddenly thought that the exhibition hall was now empty, and the exhibits were still sleeping, and she suddenly felt ill.

"Don't worry, these people are not tourists." Dan Xiao patted the administrator's head.

"Not tourists?" Ling Muyu calmed down, went down the steps to meet the five people, and observed carefully by the way.

These five people consisted of three generations, old, middle-aged and young, and all of them had festive and respectful expressions on their faces. Seeing that the administrator came to greet them, they walked faster.

The central royal road in front of the museum allowed Ling Muyu to walk, and it took nearly 5 minutes to walk fast, but the five people walked in front of Ling Muyu in less than 1 minute.

administrator:"!!!"

The old man in the middle, with a white hair and a childlike face, stood in front of Ling Muyu and bowed his hands to Dan Xiao before saying to Ling Muyu, "This is the new administrator, Mr. Ling, next to Zhang Dounan, we meet for the first time, a small gift , not a respect."

Before he finished speaking, a man who seemed to be in the same grade as Ling Muyu handed over a big gift box and said with a smile, "Mr. Ling, please accept."

Ling Muyu didn't accept the gift box, and looked at the people suspiciously, "Who are these..." He immediately thought of an organization that was busy delivering computers without broadband, "Cultivation Management Committee?"

"Yes, yes." Zhang Dounan nodded with a smile, "I am not talented, it is the head of the repair management committee. Last night, my grandson Zhang Bai was taken care of by Mr. Ling, and the curator gave him a glass of spirit wine. His stagnant cultivation finally finally I was able to make a breakthrough, and I am here today to thank you.”

"You're welcome. You can just thank the curator. It has nothing to do with me. The curator is up there." Ling Muyu waved his hand and gestured to Dan Xiao who was standing on the steps.

The five people did not go up, but lined up in a row at the bottom of the steps and respectfully bowed down to Dan Xiao. They expressed their gratitude in a grand and grand manner, and explained why Zhang Bai did not come to thank the god today. Gein had just raised his realm, and his mood was not stable, so he was retreating, and he came to the museum to reward God immediately after he left the retreat.

"No need to do that," Dan Xiao stood on the steps with his hands behind his back, his voice was ethereal and dignified, "everything has a spirit, and everything is destined."

The five people looked excited, bowed again, saluted, and said in unison: "Thank you Zunshen for teaching."

After Dan Xiao finished speaking, he turned and left. The five monks were still prostrating on the ground. Ling Muyu reminded them in a daze, "The curator has already left. Get up."

The five people straightened up, and the young man next to him stood up first, trying to help Zhang Dounan, but was rejected by a wave of his hand.

Zhang Dounan stood up, held Ling Muyu's hand, and said with a smile: "Anyway, Xiaobai can get this opportunity, I must thank Mr. Ling. From now on, Mr. Ling will ask for anything, as long as he does not violate the law or violate morals, Puyang If the Zhang family can do it, they will never refuse."

Puyang Zhang family?

The Zhang family in Puyang, the richest man in China?

Unexpectedly, this family turned out to be a cultivation family!

"You're too polite." Ling Muyu smiled brightly, and said bluntly, "Then can you install broadband for our museum first?"

"Ah?" The five of them were stunned for a moment, never expecting Xiaobai/Uncle Bai's benefactor to ask for such a simple request. They really do good deeds without expecting anything in return, a new generation of live Lei Feng!

Seeing their dumbfounded looks, Ling Muyu thought they were unwilling, and immediately said: "Your Vice President Zhang promised to help install broadband in the museum yesterday. How can you not help install broadband when you send the computer? Isn't this anticlimactic? ..."

"Okay, okay, I'll get someone to come over and install broadband for the museum later." Zhang Dounan nodded hurriedly, "Mr. Ling, if you have any requests, just ask, if you can do it, our Zhang family will never shirk it."

"Then thank you very much." Ling Muyu smiled openly.

Zhang Dounan said again: "We also sent some things to the museum, just outside, please accept it from all the monsters in the museum."

Ling Muyu went out with the five people, and saw a container truck parked on the parking lot outside, opened the door of the container, and there were all kinds of frozen meat inside, a box full.

A middle-aged man explained embarrassingly: "Due to time constraints, I can only buy so much meat. I hope you don't feel too little. We will send another car in the afternoon."

Ling Muyu: "..."

No wonder the monsters would complain to him that the meat sent by the repair management committee was cold and hard and not tasty at all. These people sent the frozen meat like this, and the monsters don’t know how to cook. It would be better to eat frozen meat directly It's strange to eat.

So he was not wrong at all when he said that the Repair Management Committee is an anticlimactic unit.

"...Thank you so much, I let them move."

"You are too kind."

Ling Muyu returned to the museum. In the main exhibition hall, he happened to meet Qiongqi lying on the floor and licking his fur. He called him, "Qongqi, the person from the repair management committee sent a box of meat. Go and move it in."

Qiongqi stopped licking his hair, stood up reluctantly, flew out slowly, and muttered: "You know how to bully me, a new monster, and let me do everything. snort!"

Ling Muyu followed behind it unhurriedly, and said, "Whoever asked you to be there, I will see you. I, a human being, can't move such a big thing."

When Qiongqi flew out of the gate of the museum, the five members of Zhang's family who were waiting outside saw it and immediately waited for it.

A few days ago, there was an abnormal situation at sea, and after being discovered by the navy, it was reported to the special team of the security department of Huaguo. The special team recognized that it was an ancient beast, Qiong Qi, and immediately notified the repair management committee.They repaired more than a dozen members of the management committee, Xiu Yaoxiu, who were seriously injured, but failed to subdue Qiongqi, so they had to ask God Danxiao to help.

Seeing Qiongqi again now, thinking of the people and demons who are still recovering from their injuries, the five members of the Zhang family are nervous and angry—the most seriously injured person is a cultivation genius of their Zhang family.

Qiongqi bared his teeth to scare the five people, but Ling Muyu who came out later slapped the tiger on the head.

"How many times have I told you that in the museum, you are only allowed to be cute, not to be scary."

Qiongqi yelled at the administrator: "This deity can only eat people, not be cute."

"Okay, okay, no." Ling Muyu patted the tiger's head reassuringly, "Hurry up and take that container back, we won't treat tourists like this in the future."

Qiongqi snorted, grew bigger, picked up the container and the truck with his two front paws, flapped his wings and flew up.

"Wait a minute, as long as the container is enough, why did you take the truck back?" Ling Muyu quickly stopped Qiongqi, "I only have a C license, and I don't know how to drive a truck. To use."

"You human being is so troublesome." Qiongqi flew down angrily, put down the truck, flew up with only the container in his arms, and said in a rough voice, "It's all right now."

Ling Muyu waved Qiongqi in, then turned to smile at the five members of the Zhang family.

Zhang Dounan wiped the sweat from his forehead, and admired Ling Muyu. He dared to order the ancient beast to do things and even slapped the beast on the head. No wonder he was able to stay and work in the museum.

The five members of the Zhang family had to arrange broadband installation and meat delivery, so they bid farewell to Ling Muyu first.

After sending them off, Ling Muyu stood at the intersection and looked down the mountain, sighing faintly.

Today is another day without tourists!