Mountain and Sea Museum
Chapter 10
Cultivation management committee?
"What did Mr. Ling say, why have I never heard of this kind of organization, hehe, hehe, hehehe..."
Ling Muyu folded her arms and quietly watched him pretend.
Zhang Bai laughed awkwardly for 3 minutes, but couldn't stop laughing, and said sincerely: "I've never heard of it, really, it's more real than pearls."
"Well, you haven't heard of it. You are just the deputy general manager of Hua'an Supermarket." Ling Muyu put down her hands, seemingly no longer attached to this topic, turned around and took a plate to pick up food, and Zhang Bai also took one together. The plate eats with him.
At this time, all the headlights in the venue were turned off, leaving only two spotlights to shine on Kang Bingjie, the protagonist of the banquet, and the sound of singing a birthday song with insufficiency sounded in the banquet hall, and everyone saw Ling Zhizhuan and Ling Jue pushing together A big eight-story cake came under the spotlight, and on the top of the cake was a Q-version fondant woman in a dress.
Logically speaking, the fondant on the top of the cake should be made according to the appearance of the birthday star, but to be honest, it doesn't look like it at all, the fondant looks much better than the person himself - Ling Muyu thinks so.
Seeing her husband and son, Kang Bingjie covered her mouth and wept with joy. Ling Zhizhuan and Ling Jue also kissed her cheeks from left to right.
Zhang Bai swallowed the steak in his mouth, looked at the happy family of three under the spotlight, and then turned his head to look at Ling Muyu beside him through the weak light.
Ling Muyu ate slowly, without any expression of displeasure.
"Can you not come and sing the birthday song?" Zhang Bai asked.
"There's nothing wrong with it." Ling Muyu said with a smile, "Do you think anyone can do without me?"
Zhang Bai opened his mouth and said sorry in a low voice.
Ling Muyu smiled and said, "Why are you apologizing? I'm going up, and Ms. Kang may not be able to make an expression of crying with joy, but instead of crying with anger."
Zhang Bai was speechless. It was no secret in Yong'an noble circle that father and son turned against each other and mother and son became enemies.
It is said that when Mr. Ling was alive, he appointed his youngest grandson, Ling Muyu, to inherit most of his property. He also worried that his grandson would be bullied after his death, so he made three wills.But even so, Ling Muyu was only 16 years old when Mr. Ling passed away, and Ling Zhibo and his wife used their status as guardians to take away more than half of Ling Muyu's inheritance.
This matter has been talked about behind the scenes by various families. Some scolded Ling Zhi for being dedicated to yang and violating Yin, some said that Kang Bingjie had shallow eyelids, and some accused Ling Zhishen of being the boss of inaction. In the end, they all sighed and said that the Ling family It is going to be defeated by the unworthy descendants, and then use the Ling family as a negative example to educate their own children.
However, Zhang Bai felt that it was not a day's cold to be frozen three feet. The reason why Ling Muyu had such a bad relationship with his biological parents was not just because of inheritance.
The family of three under the spotlight is still as harmonious as the sea, Zhang Bai heard someone whispering in the dark.
"Why didn't you see Ling Si? Isn't he here?"
"Probably they were afraid that Ling Si would go up and make trouble for them, so they didn't dare to call him, haha."
"Fuck, why did you call Ling Si to the banquet, to see how happy their family of three is?"
"If I were Ling Si, I'd go over and push the cake down now, and paste them all over, hehehe."
"Ling Si wouldn't do that, he's a real gentleman with a good demeanor."
"That's why the inheritance was robbed. On this issue, demeanor has a ghost."
"If you want me, I won't come at all. This family of three is really disgusting."
When the lights were turned on again, these whispers were gone. Zhang Bai looked at Ling Muyu's expressionless face, and couldn't believe that he didn't hear what he just said, but he was as calm as if these people were not talking about himself.
Zhang Bai wanted to speak, but Ling Muyu spoke first, "Your repair management committee sent a computer to the museum, right?"
"Ah? That's right!" Although Zhang Bai didn't understand the purpose of Ling Muyu's words, he subconsciously nodded and didn't notice the word "repair management committee".
I knew you belonged to the repair management committee, but you still pretended to be stupid, hehe!
Ling Muyu put the finished plate on the dining table, and glared at Zhang Bai: "You sent the computer, but you didn't install the broadband as well. Is your repair management committee so anticlimactic?" Tian used up all the mobile phone data for this month, so angry.
Zhang Bai was dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to find his own voice: "This, this will let people install, install broadband, then, that I am not repairing..."
"Fiber optics, [-]M." Ling Muyu made a further request.
"Xiu... Okay, okay." Zhang Bai nodded hastily, and then said to Ling Muyu behind him: "Curator, why are you here?"
Ling Muyu turned her head and saw Dan Xiao as expected.
Dan Xiao said to Ling Muyu: "Let me see if you can help me."
"what?"
"what?"
Ling Muyu and Zhang Baiqi had question marks all over their heads.
Dan Xiao held his hand behind his back, Yushu faced the wind, and cast his gaze into the void.
In fact, it was Feng Huang and Bai Ze who spoke in front of him, worrying that the administrator would return to the city and be fascinated by the world of flowers, so he didn’t want to go back to the museum in the mountains, and worrying that the administrator would be bullied by his family and cry alone Wiping tears——Bai Ze understands the love of all things, and the administrator's family has been known to him for a long time.
Hearing what Feng Huang Bai Ze said, the other demons were all very worried, chattering non-stop, making a lot of noise, and brought the curator to the banquet.
It's rare to have a human administrator that all demons—except Taotie—like. Naturally, Dan Xiao didn't want to let go of such a capable employee, so he had to bring the staff back to the museum.
Besides, if someone dares to bully him without eyesight, he will let stupid mortals know the consequences of God's wrath!
The two of them stood at the dining table in relative silence. At this time, the waiter pushed the eight-layer cake with only one cut and put it on the dining table, allowing the guests to eat at will.
Ling Muyu looked at the cake, his eyes lit up.
Do you need help?
Of course there is!
He asked Zhang Bai to stand in front of the cake to block it, and he leaned closer to Dan Xiao and asked in a low voice, "Curator, do you keep things in your sleeves and then release them?"
Dan Xiao nodded.
Ling Muyu asked again: "Can I put it alone? Don't put it together with other things."
Dan Xiao nodded again.
That's good!
Ling Muyu frowned, walked to the cake, picked up a table knife, poked off the fondant on the top and threw it away, pointed at Dan Xiao: "Curator, quickly put away the cake, let's take it home and eat it. "
Zhang Bai was dumbfounded, he watched Dan Xiao wave his sleeves, and then turned around to look, and sure enough, the cake behind him disappeared together with the dining car.
Can sleeves and sleeves be used in this way?
No, that's not the point, the point is how could Ling Muyu let God Dan Xiao do such, such... things?
It happened that a child came to eat the cake, but he couldn't find the big cake, so he asked Ling Muyu blankly, "Brother, where is the cake?"
Ling Muyu knelt down and said to the children, "The cake was eaten by the gods."
Zhang Bai: "..." Is it really okay to fool children like this?Although he's basically telling the truth...
"Wow—it turns out that gods also like to eat cakes. I'm going to tell my mother." The child ran away in great surprise as if he had discovered a new continent.
Ling Muyu stood up, accepted Zhang Bai's admiring (?) gaze, and started thinking about the food on the dining table.
You must know that the group of monsters in the museum are all big eaters, and they have great enthusiasm for human beings' rich food. This week, they were almost eaten by the administrator, and they can have free food. , why not pack it? !
"You won't even take these away, will you?" Zhang Bai said in horror: "The disappearance of the dining table out of thin air will cause panic."
"That's right." Ling Muyu nodded, and just when Zhang Bai thought he had given up on the dining table, he heard him ask Dan Xiao: "Curator, can you only pack the dishes and plates and not the dining table?"
Dan Xiao: "Yes."
Zhang Bai: "..."
Then, Deputy General Manager Zhang of Huaan Supermarket and Deputy Director Zhang of the Construction Management Committee watched helplessly as the only remaining god in the world waved his sleeves. The table let the air-conditioning wind try to shake the tablecloth on it.
"Waiter." Ling Muyu called the waiter who passed by with three glasses of champagne, pointed to the dining table, and said, "Why is the food not served yet?"
When the waiter saw the empty dining table, his eyes popped out of his sockets, and he hurriedly said, "Sorry, I'm going to the kitchen to hurry up the food. I'm so sorry."
"Go quickly, I'll hold the wine for you." Ling Muyu took the tray and got a good person card from the waiter.
Zhang Bai has already admired Ling Muyu so much, no wonder he can stay and work in a museum full of monsters, his mental quality is strong.
"Just three glasses of wine, let's have one each." Ling Muyu shared the champagne between Dan Xiao and Zhang Bai, and after Dan Xiao took a sip, he asked, "Has the curator ever drank this kind of wine? What do you think?"
Dan Xiao frowned and said, "Why does this wine have bubbles? It has both sweet and sour flavors, but the taste of the wine is very weak, which is not good."
Zhang Bai stopped drinking, put down his glass silently, and suddenly felt that what he was drinking was fake wine.
After Dan Xiao tasted the champagne, he shook his hand, and there was an extra white jade wine jug in his hand, "This is the wine that I bought from a Renxiu back then, try it." He poured a glass each.
"Back then?" Ling Muyu took a sniff, and the clear aroma of wine wafted into his nostrils. He felt drunk without drinking, "How many years ago was it?"
Dan Xiao recalled it for a while and said, "It was more than 2000 years ago."
Zhang Bai didn't dare to swallow the wine in his mouth. He just drank the antique wine of more than 2000 years in twos and twos so casually?
"Vice President Zhang, what's wrong with you?" With such a bitter expression?
Zhang Bai swallowed the wine, and was about to answer Ling Muyu's words, but he felt a strong and pure spiritual power rushing from his stomach to his limbs, and even a thick spiritual power rushed straight to the Lingtai, his whole body was like soaking in a hot spring Generally comfortable, let him want to enter meditation on the spot.
Ling Muyu looked at Zhang Bai who was about to fall asleep, and said in surprise, "Vice President Zhang is too weak to drink, he poured it in one gulp!"
Zhang Bai wanted to explain that he was not gulping down, but the feeling of getting more and more comfortable made him not want to speak or move, he just wanted to find the most comfortable posture to let his spiritual power wash every cell of him.
"This little monk's level is going to be improved, so he has to be sent back." Dan Xiao explained Ling Muyu's confusion, and then told him to wait here. He went to send Zhang Bai back to the repair management committee, and they went back together. museum.
"Then go and come back quickly." Ling Muyu saw that the waiters began to serve food to the dining table one after another, "When you come back, let's take away these dishes and the champagne tower over there, the monsters must have never drunk it Champagne."
A smile flashed in Dan Xiao's eyes, he pressed the top of the administrator's head, picked up Zhang Bai, and disappeared into the banquet hall in an instant.
Ling Muyu was amazed, no wonder human beings always want to become immortals, this method of shrinking land into inches can save a lot of transportation expenses in a year.
The administrator who has no surplus food feels that he needs this kind of transportation that can save money.
While he was eating and waiting at the dining table, there was a sudden commotion in the center of the banquet hall, and a woman screamed loudly: "Ling Jue, you scumbag, I'm pregnant with your child!"
Ling Muyu: "!!!"
Guests: "!!!"
Attending a birthday party can still see this bloody plot in a TV series more than ten years ago, wow, it’s really a worthwhile trip.
"What did Mr. Ling say, why have I never heard of this kind of organization, hehe, hehe, hehehe..."
Ling Muyu folded her arms and quietly watched him pretend.
Zhang Bai laughed awkwardly for 3 minutes, but couldn't stop laughing, and said sincerely: "I've never heard of it, really, it's more real than pearls."
"Well, you haven't heard of it. You are just the deputy general manager of Hua'an Supermarket." Ling Muyu put down her hands, seemingly no longer attached to this topic, turned around and took a plate to pick up food, and Zhang Bai also took one together. The plate eats with him.
At this time, all the headlights in the venue were turned off, leaving only two spotlights to shine on Kang Bingjie, the protagonist of the banquet, and the sound of singing a birthday song with insufficiency sounded in the banquet hall, and everyone saw Ling Zhizhuan and Ling Jue pushing together A big eight-story cake came under the spotlight, and on the top of the cake was a Q-version fondant woman in a dress.
Logically speaking, the fondant on the top of the cake should be made according to the appearance of the birthday star, but to be honest, it doesn't look like it at all, the fondant looks much better than the person himself - Ling Muyu thinks so.
Seeing her husband and son, Kang Bingjie covered her mouth and wept with joy. Ling Zhizhuan and Ling Jue also kissed her cheeks from left to right.
Zhang Bai swallowed the steak in his mouth, looked at the happy family of three under the spotlight, and then turned his head to look at Ling Muyu beside him through the weak light.
Ling Muyu ate slowly, without any expression of displeasure.
"Can you not come and sing the birthday song?" Zhang Bai asked.
"There's nothing wrong with it." Ling Muyu said with a smile, "Do you think anyone can do without me?"
Zhang Bai opened his mouth and said sorry in a low voice.
Ling Muyu smiled and said, "Why are you apologizing? I'm going up, and Ms. Kang may not be able to make an expression of crying with joy, but instead of crying with anger."
Zhang Bai was speechless. It was no secret in Yong'an noble circle that father and son turned against each other and mother and son became enemies.
It is said that when Mr. Ling was alive, he appointed his youngest grandson, Ling Muyu, to inherit most of his property. He also worried that his grandson would be bullied after his death, so he made three wills.But even so, Ling Muyu was only 16 years old when Mr. Ling passed away, and Ling Zhibo and his wife used their status as guardians to take away more than half of Ling Muyu's inheritance.
This matter has been talked about behind the scenes by various families. Some scolded Ling Zhi for being dedicated to yang and violating Yin, some said that Kang Bingjie had shallow eyelids, and some accused Ling Zhishen of being the boss of inaction. In the end, they all sighed and said that the Ling family It is going to be defeated by the unworthy descendants, and then use the Ling family as a negative example to educate their own children.
However, Zhang Bai felt that it was not a day's cold to be frozen three feet. The reason why Ling Muyu had such a bad relationship with his biological parents was not just because of inheritance.
The family of three under the spotlight is still as harmonious as the sea, Zhang Bai heard someone whispering in the dark.
"Why didn't you see Ling Si? Isn't he here?"
"Probably they were afraid that Ling Si would go up and make trouble for them, so they didn't dare to call him, haha."
"Fuck, why did you call Ling Si to the banquet, to see how happy their family of three is?"
"If I were Ling Si, I'd go over and push the cake down now, and paste them all over, hehehe."
"Ling Si wouldn't do that, he's a real gentleman with a good demeanor."
"That's why the inheritance was robbed. On this issue, demeanor has a ghost."
"If you want me, I won't come at all. This family of three is really disgusting."
When the lights were turned on again, these whispers were gone. Zhang Bai looked at Ling Muyu's expressionless face, and couldn't believe that he didn't hear what he just said, but he was as calm as if these people were not talking about himself.
Zhang Bai wanted to speak, but Ling Muyu spoke first, "Your repair management committee sent a computer to the museum, right?"
"Ah? That's right!" Although Zhang Bai didn't understand the purpose of Ling Muyu's words, he subconsciously nodded and didn't notice the word "repair management committee".
I knew you belonged to the repair management committee, but you still pretended to be stupid, hehe!
Ling Muyu put the finished plate on the dining table, and glared at Zhang Bai: "You sent the computer, but you didn't install the broadband as well. Is your repair management committee so anticlimactic?" Tian used up all the mobile phone data for this month, so angry.
Zhang Bai was dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to find his own voice: "This, this will let people install, install broadband, then, that I am not repairing..."
"Fiber optics, [-]M." Ling Muyu made a further request.
"Xiu... Okay, okay." Zhang Bai nodded hastily, and then said to Ling Muyu behind him: "Curator, why are you here?"
Ling Muyu turned her head and saw Dan Xiao as expected.
Dan Xiao said to Ling Muyu: "Let me see if you can help me."
"what?"
"what?"
Ling Muyu and Zhang Baiqi had question marks all over their heads.
Dan Xiao held his hand behind his back, Yushu faced the wind, and cast his gaze into the void.
In fact, it was Feng Huang and Bai Ze who spoke in front of him, worrying that the administrator would return to the city and be fascinated by the world of flowers, so he didn’t want to go back to the museum in the mountains, and worrying that the administrator would be bullied by his family and cry alone Wiping tears——Bai Ze understands the love of all things, and the administrator's family has been known to him for a long time.
Hearing what Feng Huang Bai Ze said, the other demons were all very worried, chattering non-stop, making a lot of noise, and brought the curator to the banquet.
It's rare to have a human administrator that all demons—except Taotie—like. Naturally, Dan Xiao didn't want to let go of such a capable employee, so he had to bring the staff back to the museum.
Besides, if someone dares to bully him without eyesight, he will let stupid mortals know the consequences of God's wrath!
The two of them stood at the dining table in relative silence. At this time, the waiter pushed the eight-layer cake with only one cut and put it on the dining table, allowing the guests to eat at will.
Ling Muyu looked at the cake, his eyes lit up.
Do you need help?
Of course there is!
He asked Zhang Bai to stand in front of the cake to block it, and he leaned closer to Dan Xiao and asked in a low voice, "Curator, do you keep things in your sleeves and then release them?"
Dan Xiao nodded.
Ling Muyu asked again: "Can I put it alone? Don't put it together with other things."
Dan Xiao nodded again.
That's good!
Ling Muyu frowned, walked to the cake, picked up a table knife, poked off the fondant on the top and threw it away, pointed at Dan Xiao: "Curator, quickly put away the cake, let's take it home and eat it. "
Zhang Bai was dumbfounded, he watched Dan Xiao wave his sleeves, and then turned around to look, and sure enough, the cake behind him disappeared together with the dining car.
Can sleeves and sleeves be used in this way?
No, that's not the point, the point is how could Ling Muyu let God Dan Xiao do such, such... things?
It happened that a child came to eat the cake, but he couldn't find the big cake, so he asked Ling Muyu blankly, "Brother, where is the cake?"
Ling Muyu knelt down and said to the children, "The cake was eaten by the gods."
Zhang Bai: "..." Is it really okay to fool children like this?Although he's basically telling the truth...
"Wow—it turns out that gods also like to eat cakes. I'm going to tell my mother." The child ran away in great surprise as if he had discovered a new continent.
Ling Muyu stood up, accepted Zhang Bai's admiring (?) gaze, and started thinking about the food on the dining table.
You must know that the group of monsters in the museum are all big eaters, and they have great enthusiasm for human beings' rich food. This week, they were almost eaten by the administrator, and they can have free food. , why not pack it? !
"You won't even take these away, will you?" Zhang Bai said in horror: "The disappearance of the dining table out of thin air will cause panic."
"That's right." Ling Muyu nodded, and just when Zhang Bai thought he had given up on the dining table, he heard him ask Dan Xiao: "Curator, can you only pack the dishes and plates and not the dining table?"
Dan Xiao: "Yes."
Zhang Bai: "..."
Then, Deputy General Manager Zhang of Huaan Supermarket and Deputy Director Zhang of the Construction Management Committee watched helplessly as the only remaining god in the world waved his sleeves. The table let the air-conditioning wind try to shake the tablecloth on it.
"Waiter." Ling Muyu called the waiter who passed by with three glasses of champagne, pointed to the dining table, and said, "Why is the food not served yet?"
When the waiter saw the empty dining table, his eyes popped out of his sockets, and he hurriedly said, "Sorry, I'm going to the kitchen to hurry up the food. I'm so sorry."
"Go quickly, I'll hold the wine for you." Ling Muyu took the tray and got a good person card from the waiter.
Zhang Bai has already admired Ling Muyu so much, no wonder he can stay and work in a museum full of monsters, his mental quality is strong.
"Just three glasses of wine, let's have one each." Ling Muyu shared the champagne between Dan Xiao and Zhang Bai, and after Dan Xiao took a sip, he asked, "Has the curator ever drank this kind of wine? What do you think?"
Dan Xiao frowned and said, "Why does this wine have bubbles? It has both sweet and sour flavors, but the taste of the wine is very weak, which is not good."
Zhang Bai stopped drinking, put down his glass silently, and suddenly felt that what he was drinking was fake wine.
After Dan Xiao tasted the champagne, he shook his hand, and there was an extra white jade wine jug in his hand, "This is the wine that I bought from a Renxiu back then, try it." He poured a glass each.
"Back then?" Ling Muyu took a sniff, and the clear aroma of wine wafted into his nostrils. He felt drunk without drinking, "How many years ago was it?"
Dan Xiao recalled it for a while and said, "It was more than 2000 years ago."
Zhang Bai didn't dare to swallow the wine in his mouth. He just drank the antique wine of more than 2000 years in twos and twos so casually?
"Vice President Zhang, what's wrong with you?" With such a bitter expression?
Zhang Bai swallowed the wine, and was about to answer Ling Muyu's words, but he felt a strong and pure spiritual power rushing from his stomach to his limbs, and even a thick spiritual power rushed straight to the Lingtai, his whole body was like soaking in a hot spring Generally comfortable, let him want to enter meditation on the spot.
Ling Muyu looked at Zhang Bai who was about to fall asleep, and said in surprise, "Vice President Zhang is too weak to drink, he poured it in one gulp!"
Zhang Bai wanted to explain that he was not gulping down, but the feeling of getting more and more comfortable made him not want to speak or move, he just wanted to find the most comfortable posture to let his spiritual power wash every cell of him.
"This little monk's level is going to be improved, so he has to be sent back." Dan Xiao explained Ling Muyu's confusion, and then told him to wait here. He went to send Zhang Bai back to the repair management committee, and they went back together. museum.
"Then go and come back quickly." Ling Muyu saw that the waiters began to serve food to the dining table one after another, "When you come back, let's take away these dishes and the champagne tower over there, the monsters must have never drunk it Champagne."
A smile flashed in Dan Xiao's eyes, he pressed the top of the administrator's head, picked up Zhang Bai, and disappeared into the banquet hall in an instant.
Ling Muyu was amazed, no wonder human beings always want to become immortals, this method of shrinking land into inches can save a lot of transportation expenses in a year.
The administrator who has no surplus food feels that he needs this kind of transportation that can save money.
While he was eating and waiting at the dining table, there was a sudden commotion in the center of the banquet hall, and a woman screamed loudly: "Ling Jue, you scumbag, I'm pregnant with your child!"
Ling Muyu: "!!!"
Guests: "!!!"
Attending a birthday party can still see this bloody plot in a TV series more than ten years ago, wow, it’s really a worthwhile trip.
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