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"Speaking of which..." Lin Yanxing raised his head and thought for a while, "You take a bath very quickly."

"I practiced." Chen Yan said.

"How to practice?"

Chen Yan smiled, how to practice?First of all, you have to have a family who is afraid that you will use water and electricity.

When Chen Yan was a child, he never dared to take the initiative to turn on the lights at home. He turned on one, and his mother followed behind to turn off the other. Xu Xu said: "Eunren, don't waste electricity. The electricity bill is paid by Uncle Sun. If the electricity bill is too much, he will pay for it." to be angry."

When eating, it depends on the face of the stepfather to pick up meat and vegetables. If you pick up too much with one chopstick, you must be careful to be scolded.

Bathing should be in order, and Chen Yan later learned a word called "ranking according to seniority"-brother, sister, stepfather, mother, him.

When it was his turn, everyone was staring outside, and the sound of scolding came in through the loosely closed door.

——The weather is not hot, and I take a bath every day. No money for water and gas?

——Washing for such a long time!The water is still turned off all the time. Water and gas don’t cost money?

——Don’t wash it, you plan to become a fairy after washing it so clean?

——Tug the oil bottle, if you waste water again, Dad will kick you out!

So Chen Lin took a bath very quickly, coming out almost as soon as his body got wet, and he didn't want to take a bath at home after junior high school, he would rather do it anywhere, such as the school toilet where there is no one on holidays, even if the temperature is not high, he still gritted his teeth Splash cold water on your body.

"I also took a long bath once." He told Lin Yanxing.

"When?" Lin Yanxing asked, "Take a hot spring?"

Chen Li gave Young Master Lin a look: "In the second grade of elementary school, at my teacher's house."

At that time, my younger brother was still young, my younger sister was just born, and my mother was so busy every day that she had neither the strength nor the intention to take care of him.He is not yet old enough to tidy himself up, and he can't turn on the water heater. In the hot summer of June, he hasn't bathed or changed his clothes for three or four days, and his body stinks.

The little students covered their noses to hide from him, and sued the class teacher, saying that Chen Lin was not hygienic and destroyed the class environment.

The homeroom teacher, in her early thirties, is also the mother of the child. Seeing this, she scolded angrily, saying that she had never seen such an irresponsible parent. A beggar on the street knows how to wipe the face of the child. This mother is worse than a beggar!

The class teacher took him home and rubbed him seriously, until he was red all over, like a skinned rabbit.

Later, the teacher in charge wanted to arrest him several times to go back to take a bath, but he hid himself because he was worried about wasting the water in the teacher's house.The teacher's husband was injured at work and retired from illness at a young age, and the family was not well off.

"Don't look at me taking a shower fast, it may not be unclean." Chen Yan said, "I'm efficient."

"How tall?" Lin Yanxing asked with a smile.

Chen Rin said: "Did you know that the school's bathhouse has changed the rules? It's free for the first 3 minutes, and [-] cents per minute after that. I bet you that from now until the end of the semester, I will never spend more than [-] cents on bathing. "

"Damn," Lin Yanxing said, "then you are not allowed to go outside to wash."

"no way."

"Don't leave it unwashed!"

"Wash once a day in summer, twice a week in winter." Chen Yan asked, "Do you want to bet?"

Of course you have to participate in such a boring bet on Lin Yanxing!

"What are you gambling?"

"One meal is all leftovers."

"Fuck," Lin Yanxing laughed, "You're so bloated, how dare you treat me to dinner?"

"It is most likely that you invited me."

"Twenty meals are left over." Lin Yanxing said, "Brother never bets on small ones."

"Fuck," Chen Yan grinned, "OK!"

He was sure to win, because not only did he take a quick shower, but he also studied the charging system of the school bathhouse with Yu Ming—it was a card-swipe timer, with a slight loophole, and those who knew how to take advantage of the loophole could take a free bath for 5 minutes.

Lin Yanxing was about to put on his pants when a terrible voice came into his ears.

—— "Wang Yan, come quickly, the instructor is right, the bathroom door is open!"

He and Chen Li looked at each other in panic!

girl!

"Is the movie over?" He asked Chen Yan.

Chen Yi said, "Hurry up, there's still time, they're still in the corridor!"

But Lin Yan became more anxious and chaotic, and even put his legs in the same trousers!

I took it off and put it on again, but it turned to the other side again, and the big white butt could never find the right position!

Chen Ren saw that this was not going to work. After a few years, it was rumored that the persona would collapse. What is Mr. Lin's persona?Tough guy handsome guy, not a big fool!

He thought that no one could destroy my food and clothing parents, so he knocked his heels and ran out!

Lin Yanxing called him shortly, but he didn't listen, and ran straight into the corridor to bump into the girls!

On the opposite side were three people, one was walking in the front, and two were holding hands behind; the other two were at the other end of the corridor, but they didn't dare to enter because they were afraid of the dark.

When the two sides met suddenly, the girls screamed, and Chen Yan also screamed!

Suddenly he shouted: "Run!"

The girls screamed and turned around to run, with Chen Yan chasing after them!

The little girls were frightened and didn't know the situation, so they were kicked out in a daze. The two holding hands even slipped at the same time, got up and continued to run!

Lin Yanxing took the opportunity to rush out of the bathroom, ran across the corridor, and then dodged sideways into the bushes, where he disappeared!

To ensure his safe escape, Chen Rian chased the girls for about 30 meters outside the building.

The moonlight outside was bright, but it was not enough to see the face clearly. The next day the instructor and the school thoroughly investigated the matter. The person concerned only remembered that the person who frightened him was a boy. Like, which class, no clue.

Chen Yan and Lin Yanxing met in the grove, and they laughed and twisted together!

"It's exciting!" Lin Yanxing said.

Chen Yan smiled: "You are so fucking irritated, I almost have a heart attack!"

"You're so fucking bad!" Lin Yanxing's eyes sparkled.

"Then what do you do instead?" Chen Yan asked.

Lin Yanxing embraced his shoulders carelessly: "Looking back, I'm an old man, even if they take a look at me, it's their disadvantage!"

Chen Yan thought: No, you are at a disadvantage, you don't even know how precious your body inlaid with gold and jade will be in the future, anyway, the place covered by shorts can't be seen by others, listen to Dad!

"The movie is over." Lin Yanxing looked at the square from a distance, and the voices of instructors shouting passwords came from the evening wind.

"Let's go gather." Chen Eun said.

The two quickly ran into the team, and were spotted by the instructor, who called out their names and said, "The first row, where have you been?"

Lin Yanxing was at the head of the row, and he said loudly, "Report to the instructor, go pee!"

"And another one?"

Lin Yanxing replied, "It's also peeing."

The instructor sneered: "You two have to hold hands when you go to the bathroom?"

The boys laughed.

Lin Yanxing was justified: "Report to the instructor, I'm afraid of the dark, so I asked him to accompany me."

The instructor snorted coldly and punished him to do thirty carrot squats and thirty push-ups.

The team disbanded after being taken to the door of the dormitory. Everyone was exhausted and barely lifted their feet to climb upstairs.

But this is still the shortest happy time of the day, boys and girls take turns to take a shower and tidy up, and the cafeteria also provides students with simple supper.

Chen Yan hadn't taken a shower yet, lying on the bed and refusing to get up, Lin Yanxing kindly helped him go to the bathroom again, and took away the instant noodle bowl he had left under the changing stool.

This thing is a great criminal evidence. It not only shows that someone smuggled snacks, but also arrogantly ate them while taking a shower.

At [-]:[-], even though it is just after the time for self-study and school, the military training base will turn off the lights, because their wake-up call time is five o'clock in the morning.

Everyone fell asleep that night, including Chen Ren, who didn't sleep well, and even lay on the bed. The snoring kept coming and going in the dormitory, and he didn't hear it at all.

The training continued the next day, the whistle was blown at [-] o'clock, and the playground gathered at [-]:[-]. Most of the people didn't have time to wash up, and some didn't even put on their pants.

After the assembly, I ran in the morning, and I don’t know how many laps I ran. At the beginning, the neat green square was getting longer and longer. The instructors kept urging "Follow up! Keep up!" But those who can't keep up just can't keep up.

After the exercise, I had breakfast and lined up at the entrance of the cafeteria to sing.

The students finally knew why the troop songs were always out of tune. In that case, they really couldn't sing and could only roar.

Fortunately, it took 15 minutes to eat breakfast, so I didn't rush for time.

Some girls are weak, they ran hard in the morning, and they vomited after eating a few mouthfuls. The instructor took them aside to rest, and inevitably said something like "you should pay attention to physical exercise in normal times, how can you cope with high-intensity learning like this".More people eat fast and delicious, without restraint.

Lin Yanxing didn't grab Chen Ren's bun this time, the latter grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth!

Lin Yanxing asked in surprise, "Is your mouth so big?"

Chen Yan muttered, "It's not big at ordinary times, but it's big at critical times. Don't just stare at me and take advantage of it alone, I was born in poverty!"

Lin Yanxing had no choice but to go to the dining window in dismay. The master over there saw that he was 1.8 meters tall and gave him another bun.

After breakfast, continue training in the queue, stand in a military posture, and then learn to organize the housework throughout the afternoon, mainly folding quilts and placing items.

The instructors demonstrated one by one in the dormitory, and folded the green army quilt into square, angular tofu cubes, and let the students practice based on this. After that, they will check the scores every day, praise high scores, and report low scores to the whole grade Criticism is linked to class honor.

For these children, making quilts is not an easy task. For example, President Lin Yan has never made quilts at such an age, and it was all done by the nanny.

He fiddled with clumsy hands on the bed for a long time, continuing to roll up the quilt that was originally a ball.

A company instructor came back from inspection, frowned and pointed and said, "Whose is this? Take it apart and refold it!"

Lin Yanxing dismantled it, and the second time it was the same, he could do it no matter how many times he made no progress.

The instructor was a little annoyed, and Chen Yan felt that Lin Yanxing would be fined to run the circle again, so he took advantage of the instructor to go to the dormitory next door, climbed into bed and helped Lin Yanxing make a stack.

The instructor came back and commented: "This one can score [-] points, keep practicing!"

When the instructor left, Lin Yanxing dragged Chen Li tightly: "Practice quickly!"

Chen Rin said Mr. Lin, I did not practice, but you.

"I can't do it anymore." Lin Yanxing said, "I don't even understand why the quilt is folded. If you fold it in the morning, don't you have to take it off at night?"

As the words fell, the heads of the other boys in the dormitory all went "ding dong": yes, since they are stacked, why do they need to be dismantled?

Yu Ming was the most straightforward, and immediately decided to save the bed until the end of the military training, because the instructor used his quilt and bed sheets for demonstration just now, and now there are not only tofu cubes on his bed, but also flat enough for skating.

Some people say no, you still have to take it apart, otherwise how can you sleep at night?

So there are many ways, the common one is to put a hardcover book or other neatly shaped items in the quilt.

Yu Ming went to visit other dormitories and came back after learning a radical method. He poured half a basin of water on his bed and quilt each, calling it stereotyped.

The others asked in surprise: "It's so wet, you don't plan to sleep at night?"

Yu Ming turned to Chen Yan: "I'll sleep with you, this bed can fit us."

The matter has come to this point, it is hard for Chen Yan to say "get out", since he and Yu Ming are roommates at school, and the other party reluctantly agrees because he has no sleep addiction.

However, Yu Ming has trouble sleeping, he doesn't turn over, snore, or kick people, but he clamps the quilt.

Without a quilt, it was Chen Ren who was caught.

Chen Li seldom sleeps in the same bed with others. Looking back, the memories are all before the age of five. At that time, her mother was not married to her stepfather, and mother and son shared a small bed.

So he is not used to having people around him, even though he is still tired from training during the day, at night he can't fall asleep lying next to Yu Ming.

Yu Ming clamped him between his legs like a pillow, exerting force intermittently.

...Are you fucking about to give birth?There are labor pains, right?

Lin Yanxing woke up suddenly after sleeping until eleven o'clock, and heard someone under the bed cursing, quickly poked his head to look, and also cursed: "Fuck!"

I saw Chen Yan being entangled by the spider spirit, and his big black eyes shot a desperate light from the night.

"A fool actually sleeping like this?" Lin Yanxing asked in shock.

"Damn... I didn't know before..." Chen Yan said through her teeth.

"Come up." Lin Yanxing patted the bed, "I don't have that problem."