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At midnight, two figures, one black and one white, appeared in the depths of the Wild Crow Forest.

A moment later, a large flock of crows fluttered their wings over the wild crow forest, blocking most of the moonlight.

Among the black flock of birds, one of them landed on the branch.The crow shook its head for a while, then yelled "ahhh" twice, and then said to the visitor: "Yo, Seventh Master, Eighth Master, what kind of wind is blowing to invite you two here today?"

The people who came were black and white impermanence—the seventh master Xie Bi'an and the eighth master Fan Wujiu.

Bai Wuchang dragged his long tongue and said, "Don't...don't be poor, just be serious... serious..."

"Ouch, thank you, let me tell the story, watch out for your tongue!" Hei Wuchang interrupted without waiting for him to finish speaking, "Hei Ya, I have something to ask for today."

"Oh?" The black crow combed the feathers on its wings a few times with its beak, "Although Ba Ye said, if there is anything I can help, I will do my best to help."

"You are the king of the black-feathered demon clan, with the strongest yin and yang eyes in the world." Hei Wuchang said.

"Exactly, so?" Black Crow half-closed his eyes, waiting patiently for the next sentence.

Hei Wuchang sighed, and called "Old Thank you" to Bai Wuchang, and saw that the two of them took out their ecstasy locks from their bosoms at the same time, but these two ecstasy locks had completely lost their former prestige and were already dilapidated.

The black crow flapped its wings twice, and seemed to be interested: "It seems that you have met an extraordinary soul."

It should be noted that the black and white impermanence hook is the strongest tool in the underworld. Once the soul of the dead is hooked, it can no longer be broken away, unless it passes through the underworld, reaches the other shore, and the soul settles in the ghost world. Only then can the shackles be released.In this way, the soul that has just died can be prevented from wandering in the yang world because of nostalgia for the unfinished business in the world, disturbing the balance of yin and yang.Of course, there are exceptions to everything. There is a type of soul that can easily break free from the shackles, and that is the ghosts.Li ghosts are cruel by nature, and most of them are people who die in vain, so they are very troublesome, which is a headache for ghost messengers.

However, although the ghost is ferocious, most likely it just breaks free from the shackles, so why would it destroy this yin utensil to such an extent?How much resentment must have been gathered.

"So," Black Crow laughed, "do you want me to use my yin and yang eyes to help you find this soul?"

"Not only that," Hei Wuchang said helplessly, "Even the hook lock can't lock him, no one in the underworld can do anything to this ghost."

"Ha, he's so powerful, even Lord Yan can't do anything to him?"

Hei Wuchang shook his head slowly: "You have to use your demon power to subdue it."

The black crow let out a noncommittal "Hmm", and spread its wings and flew down the branch.It crowed twice to the sky, and the large group of crows that originally covered the wild crow forest scattered, and a waning moon hung high in the sky.Under the moonlight, the black crow's figure was gradually elongated, and finally turned into a handsome young man with half-loose hair and tied up with a headband leisurely, looking very lazy.

Heiwuchang looked worried: "Remember to subdue it within the 'first seven' days, otherwise... well, in fact, it is not a last resort, we don't want to come to you."

"Look at what Eighth Master said, what kind of friendship do we have?" Hei Ya waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm also the Crow Feather Demon King, right?"

Hei Wuchang still frowned: "Then you...be careful all the way, the underworld owes you a big favor."

Bai Wuchang also said: "Take care... Take care."

"Hahaha, don't worry, don't worry. Then I'll go and find out." After saying that, the black crow dodged and disappeared.

Not long after the black crow left, Black and White Wuchang also opened the passage to the underworld and walked towards the underworld.

On the Huangquan Road, Bai Wuchang asked: "Old...Old Fan, you, you...how do you...what do you think?"

Hei Wuchang glanced at him, and thoughtfully helped him pick up the long tongue that had been dragging all the way on the ground, rolled it from the tip of the tongue to the root of the tongue, and then stuffed the tongue into Bai Wuchang's mouth, saying : "I see, it's difficult!"

Bai Wuchang made two "woo hoo" sounds.

The two of them walked side by side towards the Hall of Yama.

Let's talk about the black crow, just now he disappeared in a flash, and now he is standing on the top of the mountain looking down.The world at midnight is extremely quiet, and occasionally a watchman carries a lantern through the streets and alleys, creating a peaceful and peaceful scene.

Naturally, no one will find the dark tide hidden under this scene.

Crow closed his left eye and only watched with his right eye.The so-called yin and yang eyes are the inborn abilities of the crows. The left eye is the yang eye, which can grasp the complexities of the world, and can know all the happy and good events;

Then I saw a large group of black shadows moving slowly in the vast expanse of whiteness in the distance.

There is a saying that "Once the black-feathered demon king goes out on horseback, it takes no effort to get it." Sincerely don't deceive me.

The black crow hooked the corner of its mouth, jumped down the cliff, spread its wings in mid-air, and flew towards the shadow.

The black shadow seemed to be tired from walking. When the black crow flew to him, he found a corner to sit down, so the black crow perched on the eaves diagonally above and quietly observed the enemy's situation.

Li Gui exudes an aura of "don't get close to strangers" all over his body, and there are often black flames erratic around his body.This ghost brother is not like ordinary ghosts who specifically choose to harass the living at midnight, and just sits there quietly.

When the sky dawned and all the breakfast shops started to do business briskly, Brother Ligui stood up slowly and walked to a nearby breakfast stall.

Is this guy finally going to cause trouble for the world?

The black crow flew down the eaves, took advantage of no one's attention, and flew into the alley. It turned into a young man on the spot, paced out seemingly very leisurely, and followed Li Gui unhurriedly.

The ghost just picked a table at random and sat down, and said to the owner of the breakfast stall: "Boss, a bowl of Yangchun noodles, add a poached egg."

In the first seven days, the soul that has just died still retains all the senses of life, that is to say, ups and downs, love, hate, hatred, ignorance, everything that one expects to find.The reason why this ghost comes to eat noodles is precisely because he retains the feeling of "hungry". However, in fact, ghosts don't feel this way. It is not incomprehensible to talk about comfort in what you have done.

However, almost every word of Li Guicai's sentence was appropriately lengthened by an ending sound. It really sounded like thousands of turns, ups and downs, and every word was clamoring how wronged the owner of the voice was. Very sad.

Sure enough, the stall owner was taken aback for a moment, and then put on a typical smile for entertaining customers: "Okay! A bowl of Yangchun noodles with a poached egg!"

"I am like him."

Black Crow still closed his left eye, approached the breakfast stall seemingly casually, and sat down opposite Li Gui.

The stall owner smiled: "An extra bowl!"

The black shadow on the opposite side seems to have raised his head, and he still spoke in a mournful tone with the ending: "There are so many seats next to you, why do you have to sit with me?"

Hei Ya spread his hands indifferently, and said with a smile: "Oh, brother, what you said is wrong, everything depends on fate. People in the rivers and lakes, don't they just lack a confidant? I just saw this shop, there are only you and me, isn't it just a friend?" Is it fate? When I saw Xiongtai, I felt like old friends at first sight, and I wanted to make friends with Xiongtai, so I went up to disturb you, how offensive, I hope Xiongtai will be happy."

Li Gui let out a moderate sigh from his throat, and said quietly: "Your Excellency, do as you please." No more words.

As soon as the black crow came up, he was bored, so he shut up embarrassingly.

The stall owner quickly delivered two bowls of fragrant Yangchun noodles.

"Boss is good at craftsmanship." Black Crow couldn't help but praise.

"Don't dare," the stall owner quickly waved his hand, "Guest officer, take it easy." He turned around and went to boil a pot of hot water again.

Lord Heiya, the Crow Feather Demon King, never refuses anyone who comes, and is never picky about food.He took out two bamboo chopsticks from the chopstick holder on the table, and was about to eat noodles, but before he put down the chopsticks, there was a "click" sound from the opposite side, and when he looked up, the chopsticks in the hands of that ghost brother were broken in half.

Black Crow: "..." Oh, the strength is quite strong, as expected of a ghost who can break free from the shackles of the soul.

Hei Ya kindly helped him get two pairs of chopsticks and handed them over: "Why don't you change a pair?"

Li Gui shook his head: "No, this is very good."

Heiya withdrew his hand helplessly, and lowered his head to eat the noodles by himself. Just as the chopsticks rolled up a few noodles, before they were put into the mouth, there was another loud "bump" sound from the opposite side.

The black crow was startled, and the chopsticks almost fell to the ground.He went around the table to look, and it turned out that the stool had collapsed, and the ghost sat down on the ground.

The stall owner was horrified: "This guest officer, are you all right?"

"It's okay." Li Gui stood up as if he was used to it.

Black Crow patted the bench under him and suggested, "Why don't you come and sit with me?"

Li Gui: "No need, thank you."

"Don't look outside." With a playful smile, Black Crow pulled Li Gui to sit on his bench, and sat on the other side to start eating noodles.

After not eating a few bites, Li Gui slowly took a bloody nail from behind and put it on the table.

Black Crow was curious: "What's wrong?"

Li Gui: "It's nothing, there are nails on the stool."

Black Crow was startled: "How is it possible, when I was sitting..."

Li Gui: "Well, I know."

Black Crow: "..."

At this moment, Li Gui sandwiched the poached egg in half with broken chopsticks, exposing the yolk inside. The black crow took a closer look, but saw that it was an unformed chicken, with a very distorted and creepy appearance.

The black crow feathers were about to explode: "You can eat this too?"

Li Gui calmly said: "Yes."

Hei Ya gave Li Gui the poached egg from his bowl without saying a word, and threw Li Gui Wanli's one aside: "Eat mine, hot spring egg, you will be lucky."

Li Gui didn't say anything, and used the chopsticks to pick up the hot spring egg, but heard a "poof", the hot spring egg was pierced by the chopsticks, and Li Gui's face was sprayed.

Black Crow: "..."

The black crow finally confirmed one thing, whether this brother Li Gui broke his chopsticks at the beginning, sat on a collapsed stool, or was pierced by a nail just now, and happened to encounter a deformed egg yolk when he ate an egg, all of these can only show that brother Li Gui is not lucky , or to be more precise, it is because of a certain level of unluckyness that everything goes wrong.

Black Crow turned his head silently, and picked up a pair of noodles with chopsticks.The noodle sandwiched looked like a curtain, and the old man suddenly became playful and looked out through the gap in the "noodle curtain".I saw an old beggar in ragged clothes coming across the street, wandering into the stall.The boss was turning around to chop the chives, but he didn't notice an unexpected visitor came to the shop.

Li Gui was wiping his face with a veil, when the old beggar glanced at him secretly, then suddenly approached the table, and spit into Li Gui's bowl with a "pooh".

The black crow is holding the "noodle curtain" posture, and its mouth grows big.

Hearing the noise, Li Gui put down his veil, looked down at his own bowl, and then at the old beggar. The two stared at each other for a moment, and the old beggar said without blushing, "You don't want to eat this bowl." Go." It sounded like someone owed him.

Li Gui nodded silently.

The old beggar smiled mischievously: "Then give it to me."

Li Gui nodded politely: "Please go ahead."

The boss heard the noise, turned around, saw the old beggar, picked up the spoon and was about to hit him: "It's you old bastard again, disgusting my guests again!"

The old beggar managed to dodge the bowl of noodles, threw the bowl at the boss, and ran away, with his hands on his hips, he said boldly: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! "Turn around and run away again.

Black Crow couldn't help holding his forehead.

Seeing that he couldn't catch up with him, the boss turned around and bowed to Li Gui apologetically: "I'm really sorry, why don't I give you another bowl of noodles?"

He's a real businessman.

Li Gui took out a piece of silver from his pocket, and said: "Boss, you don't have to, this piece of silver is just as if I paid for the bowl of noodles plus the loss of the utensils accompanying you."

Just as he was about to leave, the boss stopped him in embarrassment: "But this..."

Before the words finished, Li Gui said: "You are welcome, there is no need to look for it."

"...That's not enough."

The black crow thought to himself, it's really a bad year, and it's a crime against Tai Sui.

However, Li Gui was a black shadow in the black crow's right eye from beginning to end, so he couldn't see any expression on his face.

Li Gui slowly began to search for other belongings on his body, but unfortunately found nothing.

Hei Ya couldn't stand it anymore, and casually threw a purse into the boss's hand: "I really don't need to look for it this time, let's go." Then he dragged Li Gui away.

The boss opened the purse, and was almost blinded by the white money. He stood there for a long time before he came back to his senses, and he couldn't see the two of them when he looked up.

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[PS: In the future, please add sad sound effects to every sentence that Brother Li Gui said~]