How did you wear it!

Is the movie "Dynasty Development Strategy" any good?

The audience's numb faces: Let's not talk about whether it's good or not, the screenwriter has too much brains!

In other words, it can't be considered that the screenwriter's brains are too big. After all, many memes are bought back with real money from the wisdom of thousands of families.The problem is that with so many brain-opening stalks, the screenwriter can make it look like that, making people think that what the hell is going to blind me, and at the same time, they can't help but continue episode after episode Looking down, I even feel a little inexplicably happy in my heart.

The pace of the plot is fast, and it goes straight to the theme from the beginning, and it will definitely not make people feel long-winded.

In the first episode, Qiao Yiqiao, as a wealthy second generation with a mine in his family, just expressed his feelings about the emptiness of life during the day, and then crossed over while dreaming at night.

Still wearing the original clothes, short hair, SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas, bare feet, holding a full-length plush bear in his hand, standing on the original ecological street full of thatched eaves and low creeks with green grass on his face, with a serious expression on his face. Stupid.

When he was in a daze, the passers-by were also looking at him in a daze, as if they were watching an orangutan breaking into Monkey Mountain. A few thin beggars in shabby clothes suddenly surrounded him and hugged him. The plush bear snatched it away, and then they scattered.

To be honest, when it comes to "restoring the real ancient background", to put it bluntly, there is no one in the world today who is more powerful than Qiao Yiqiao.

Even an expert would at most rummage through piles of old papers... But he has really seen it!

When many TV dramas shoot ancient costume films, they will focus more on princes, generals, and emperors' harem. The worst thing is that the protagonist will be a young master of a landlord's family, wearing beautiful ancient costumes, and living in beautiful ancient buildings. Life looks no worse than modern times, so many young fans would dream of time travel.

Qiao Yiqiao sneered: How naive!How many people were there in the upper class in ancient times, do you know what life the people at the bottom are living?

They don't have enough clothes to cover their bodies, and they don't have enough food to eat. Because they can't eat meat for many years, many people are malnourished, thin and dry, with yellow complexions. Anyway, from what Qiao Yiqiao has seen and heard, most of the ancient people at the bottom really can't be called "" Oral problems lead to black teeth, protruding, ulcers, and stinky teeth. Working in the fields all year round leads to hunchback, rough skin and dull skin. In addition, the ancient weaving and dyeing level is not up to date. Most of the clothes on the body are made of kudzu and hemp. , the color is gray, and the expression on the face is humble and numb...

Qiao Yiqiao didn't like to stay in the ancient times for a long time. Apart from the material suffering, the most important thing was to face what he saw and heard, and the mental torture was too great.

Because he is an investor, no one can stop him no matter what he wants to do.In fact, when the "Dynasty Development Strategy" project was just established and Qiao Yiqiao insisted on persuading Daohua to do this, someone really kindly persuaded him.

We are filming a web drama, aiming to entertain the audience, but you have to make it so "realistic", you will definitely drive away the audience when it is broadcast!

As a result, Qiao Yiqiao insisted on going his own way. He wasn't worried at all that the film would hit the street. Anyway, most of the purpose of his filming was to find inspiration for Xiao Qing, and the rest was naturally to make it fun for himself.Since it is a "dynasty development", the dynasty inside must be made similar to that of Dazhou over there. Qiao Yiqiao doesn't have the ability to change the old look over there overnight, but the awesomeness of film and television dramas That's all, he can play time acceleration Dafa to his heart's content!Never mind him, let's talk about it first!

If you hit the street, you will launder your money and turn over!

Cough, anyway, the investors are still stubborn after "deliberation", and the people below are no longer hard-lined. During the filming of "Dynasty Development Raiders", many people expressed their eye-opening conditions for the production crew to select group performances. Some group performances who were dismissed even complained in private, saying that this stupid production group did not know what was wrong. Those people who were selected were all kinds of strange shapes, such as so-and-so, a man, less than 1.6 meters tall, and he was given a character with a few lines!What's wrong with your brain?

The extras who were picked out were not very good-looking, and deliberately made them look disheartened, which led to Qiao Yiqiao wearing a sky-blue pajamas that looked good in the first episode—even if it had SpongeBob SquarePants Pai printed on it ——Standing there with bare feet, with this strong contrast, the barrage immediately went crazy.

"Damn! I'm Qiao Tianxian beauty!"

"It's the first time I got Qiao Yiqiao's appearance..."

"Scheming! Make the point: Do you want to improve your appearance? Find a group of ugly monsters to set off!"

"This ancient times looks a bit miserable."

"Although it's miserable, the picture looks quite quality. It is said that this drama was invested by Qiao Yiqiao? The second generation of the trenches can't be set up!"

In the plot, Qiao Yiqiao's big bear was snatched away by others, and he was really "penniless".He doesn't even have a pair of shoes!How could the weak soles of modern people have withstood the test of walking naked?

Worst of all, he was hungry...

As a rich second generation, when has he tasted the feeling of being hungry but having no money to buy food!The top priority is how to get some money to spend.

Qiao Yiqiao looked down at his SpongeBob pajamas.

Gritting his teeth, he entered a pawnshop.

Although I can't bear to part with the only thought brought over from modern times...

Forget it, redeem it later.

The pawnshop clerk sat on the high platform, glanced at him condescendingly, and said in a drawn-out voice, "It's dull--fading and old--patterns are weird and new--a set of pajamas! Ten words!"

so cheap!

Qiao Yiqiao’s eyes darkened, and he could see clearly when he passed the breakfast shop just now, a bowl of small wontons cost five cents, and his pajamas cost more than 5000 yuan, and he had only worn them for two days, but now they are sold for only [-] cents. Can I buy four bowls of wontons?

The important thing is that you can't walk away naked after selling it, and you have to buy another set of local clothes.

Seeing his mournful look, the pawnshop clerk raised the corner of his eyes indifferently: "It's not right to love, the next one—"

The next one pulled Qiao Yiqiao aside.

A few idlers in the pawnshop gathered together to make fun of Qiao Yiqiao, saying that he didn't learn well as a novice, and he didn't know how to go whoring or gambling.

After hearing what they said, Qiao Yiqiao was only angry for a moment, then turned excited, and asked, "How can I get to the nearest brothel?"

In the next shot, he came to the lobby of the brothel with sweat all over his face.

The barrage is full of "yooooo~~~"

Qiao Yiqiao didn't come here to make trouble. In fact, he finally thought of a way to get money.

That's right, he gave Sue the women's underwear.

This idea was exchanged for ten taels of silver.

Then, because of his good looks and the success of convincing the bustard that he had other more awesome ideas, he was able to get his first foothold in ancient times in the brothel.

The audience watched Qiao Yiqiao fool the ancients with all kinds of sexy lingerie, and were quite grateful for the pornographic magazines, science and education films from various countries, and even the Victoria's Secret show that they had watched over the years. The originator of the teacher.

But he didn't know that the ancients were whispering behind his back, all the beauties who were fond of him because of his good looks all thought he was a slut, and they blushed when they saw him. I don't know how many women I have spoiled before I can come up with such shameful things!

After Qiao Yiqiao fell asleep and found that he was still in ancient times, he temporarily accepted the reality of traveling through ancient times, and began to plan his future in a decent manner.

Imperial examination?Impossible, not to mention that he won't pass the exam at all, he doesn't even have a serious status now, everyone thinks he is an unruly little monk who fled privately.

business?Not to mention hard work, the status of doing business in this era is really low!

He thought about it, the three treasures of crossing, glass cement and soap, any one of them has a lot to do... It's a pity that he is a liberal arts student, and he can't do any of them!

After much deliberation, he couldn't think of a good way out, so he could only hang out in the brothel first.Then, because he watched a few girls' performances, he suddenly remembered the most famous dances in modern times, such as Avalokitesvara, Flying Apsaras...

"Fuck, the protagonist is also playing 6 in this routine!"

"Even Avalokitesvara has come out hahaha, can I say that I have thought about this kind of brain hole? What's the use of singing "loyalty and devotion to the country" in ancient times? The ancient and modern scales are different, and Avalokitesvara is more blind Dog eyes!"

"Oh, little Qiao's waist is soft. Why do I think his dancing is much more attractive than the girls' dancing? Not good, I'm afraid he's going to bend."

"Hahahaha, didn't he notice that the girls looked at him more and more strangely? He used to be a novice monk who violated the lust ring, but now he is a young man who escaped... and even complained about his appearance Okay, it’s a pity that it’s too high hahaha I’m afraid this drama will make me laugh to death..."

Qiao Yiqiao's ancient time travel life is full of excitement and realism - many details come from his real perception!For example, the collapse when going to the toilet, such as the pain of sleeping on a porcelain pillow, who invented this kind of thing?Completely anti-human, okay!The neck is so crooked... For example, the sourness of going out and riding a donkey cart, and the despair of having no internet or electricity.

So much so that he prays to God and worships Buddha all day long, hoping that he can wear it back, and he will definitely make progress when he wears it back!There will never be any more moaning about life being boring and empty!

Maybe it's because sincerity leads to spirit, finally on the tenth day after crossing over, Qiao Yiqiao put it back on while he was sleeping.

Still in his big bed.

Jumping out like crazy, his father and his mother are eating breakfast in the dining room, and seeing their son who is usually so lazy and stays up so early today——

"What are you wearing?"

Qiao Yiqiao SpongeBob's pajamas were washed, and he was wearing ancient style pajamas. He looked weird. Instead of answering his parents' questions, he rushed forward and hugged each other eagerly: "I miss you all!"

Seeing his parents in a daze, he talked to the duck for a long time before he finally figured out that he took care of him for ten days in ancient times, but in modern times, it took him a flick of a finger, so that his parents thought he was having a brain convulsion and ruled out drug use. After finding out the possibility, I will take him to see a psychiatrist.

So far, the cheat sheet of the main character of this play has been introduced.Every ten days, he changed to another world, and the time in that world hardly passed.

After the second time travelling, after figuring out the rules, the protagonist finally took the initiative and took the first step to develop this ancient world.

Well, of course, Avalokitesvara still has to dance.

He has been rehearsing for so long, is he worthy of his hard work if he died young?

And it was on the day when Avalokitesvara appeared in the world, the protagonist finally met his good friend, who is also the prototype of Xiao Qing, a son of an ancient general who was wronged for collaborating with the enemy and treason, and his whole family died tragically.

With injuries on his body, he sneaked into the brothel to hide from the pursuers, but just in time for this good show, he consciously groped into the protagonist's room, hid on the beam, and used the protagonist's hand to send away the official who came to find someone.

When the two met for the first time, after the movie ended and became a hit, fans had an apt description, that is—the wolf met the embarrassment, the bastard met the mung bean, Tang Seng met the Monkey King...

All in all, it's a wave!

At this time, fans who are watching with gusto on the computer do not know that many plots in "Dynasty Development Strategy" that seem to be just nonsense have actually been partially realized in reality...

The life of the playful protagonist specially edited by the lens is Qiao Yiqiao's daily life in the first place!