How did you wear it!

The wet long black hair is scattered on the shoulders, green like a crow's feather.The water that spread down fell like balls on his chest, and finally disappeared in the skirt of the white bathrobe.

Qiao Yiqiao's eyes straightened slightly.

The same peach flavor creates different fragrances on the two people, and finally merges and collides together.

There was a moment of relative silence.

Ye Wuqing took a step forward naturally, and slipped his two hands into Xiao Qiao's fingers, palms facing each other, fingers intertwined, raised two points above his head, and gently pressed against the white wall behind him.

He leaned over and pressed a light kiss on the tip of Xiao Qiao's nose.

A sound like a kitten being bullied suddenly came out of Qiao Yiqiao's throat.

wait wait wait!

What were they talking about just now?Did you accidentally press the fast forward button?

"What are you doing..."

"I'm sorry," Ye Wuqing said with an unconcealable hoarseness, "I can't help it."

In fact, until now, Ye Wuqing, who is really, simple, ignorant, and full of vigor, is calmer than anyone else, even though he looks calmer than anyone else. He chats with Xiao Qiao in a clear and orderly manner, like a normal person, but in reality As soon as he passed through, he was stunned, with auspicious clouds under his feet, magma sprayed in his head, and he was as drunk as if he drank fine wine...

He was really out of control.

But even if it got out of control like this, that kiss only lightly landed on the tip of Xiao Qiao's nose.

Hearing the whining sound of a kitten in his throat, Ye Wuqing's eyes darkened. He pressed the tip of his tongue against his palate, barely stopping the itching at the root of his teeth, and the urge to go too far. Tighten slowly, but not hurt Xiao Qiao who was pinched in his palm.

Qiao Yiqiao felt that he might die in the next second, because not only was he not angry at being offended, but his body was numb and limp as if he had been electrified, his heart was beating so fast that he was about to explode, and he didn't have any strength to struggle.

This bastard!

Because of the height difference, Qiao Yiqiao lowered his eyes a little, and saw Xiaoqing's honey-colored chest muscles close at hand, his pupils shrank, and he quickly lowered his gaze——

What the hell!

"You, you don't wear underwear!"

Ye Wuqing also lowered his head: "..."

Qiao Yiqiao swished the right slipper away!Showing off his feet, he kicked Ye Wuqing's knees angrily: "Let go of me soon! Kissing is fine, if you dare to make an inch, see if I don't chop it off for you!"

Ye Wuqing was kicked so hard that he didn't even move his eyebrows, he just picked up Qiao Yiqiao easily, walked to the bed in two or three steps, and put him down again.

As soon as Qiao Yiqiao landed on the ground, he turned over like a hang, moved all four limbs, and crawled diagonally to the other end of the bed in the blink of an eye, turning his head and glaring at Ye Wuqing with a red face: "You beast! So fast? Why do you want to go to bed without even confessing? Dreaming!"

Ye Wuqing retied the white bathrobe he was wearing, and asked him, "Where are the underwear you mentioned...?"

Qiao Yiqiao pointed in the direction of the suitcase: "I have never worn the purple cloth bag in the innermost part, except for the one with the Pikachu pattern on it. You can pick whichever one you like and wear it!"

Ye Wuqing turned out the purple cloth bag, and there were a dozen pairs of underwear neatly stacked inside. He didn't know what Pikachu was, so he simply picked out a pure black pair, studied it for a few seconds, and looked at Xiao Qiao's underwear hesitantly. A glance at the lower body: "It's so small...how can it fit?"

Qiao Yiqiao glared at him: "It's elastic! Don't you think my clothes fit well?"

Ye Wuqing stretched his two legs in separately, and they were lifted up smoothly, but the effect of wearing them... Qiao Yiqiao couldn't bear to look at it, he suspected that what he bought was not pure boxer briefs, but some popular sexy style ...

But forget it, it's better than walking a bird.

After Ye Wuqing put on her underwear, she put away the rest and put the suitcase back in place.

He walked towards the bed.

Qiao Yiqiao's cowardly group was at the end: "Xiao Qing, calm down, impulsiveness is the devil! Think about our great friendship that spans time and space!"

"But I like you."

"……Um?"

Ye Wuqing caught Qiao Yiqiao over, and the two of them looked at each other at close range, and they could see themselves clearly from the other's pupils.

"I wasn't sure before, I just hoped that the pottery bowl would get bigger every day." Ye Wuqing's aura was too strong at this time, like a wolf stalking a rabbit, speaking very slowly, his eyes frightening, "I I like you, I could have drawn it slowly..."

Who do you blame?

Thanks to the super meeting gift that the little fool gave him, Ye Wuqing had no other choice at all, just exposed in such a stupid way!

Obviously, Qiao Yiqiao also understood how much of it was his own fault, so he couldn't help being short of breath for a moment: "How about we wear it again from the beginning? It was just a dream just now, do you think this is a good idea?"

Ye Wuqing bit Qiao Yiqiao's nose: "What do you think?"

Qiao Yiqiao rubbed the tip of his nose with a mournful face: "If you can't do it, you can't do it. Everything is negotiable. How dare you say you like me, and I still bite my nose if you like me?"

Who would have thought that seeing him cry and mourn like this, not only did Ye Wuqing not soften his heart, but he even showed a very contented smile on his face.

"Little Qiao, do you know how many times, when I think of you over there, I always feel itchy?"

Looking at his smile, Qiao Yiqiao felt a chill in his heart, and his sense of crisis burst instantly. Without thinking about it, he continued to return to the posture of all fours on the ground, and crawled far away.

Fuck Xiaoqing didn't mention it, he had forgotten, before he regarded Xiaoqing as a hard-working netizen who couldn't crawl over the network cable to fight one-on-one, but he died a few times with joy and excitement!

Good and evil will be rewarded!

Good reincarnation!

Do not believe look up!

Who will God forgive!

A few rows of bloody characters flashed across the screen in his mind, his arms didn't hurt anymore, his legs and feet didn't feel sore anymore, he crawled so fast, his self-feeling could even flash afterimages!

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Seeing that he was about to escape, his ankle was grabbed by a big hand, and then he was dragged back by the same path without any resistance.Qiao Yiqiao resisted passively. When he first dragged, he was in the posture of orz, but later he turned into a flat salted fish, with his whole face buried in the quilt, and his arms raised his hands in surrender.

"You just said that you like me! How can you treat the male god Xiao Qing like this? Do you want to be alone for the rest of your life?! Ahhh, help!"

Ye Wuqing patted his ass.

Qiao Yiqiao groaned like a criminal~~~ The person who patted him was taken aback.

Ye Wuqing was speechless for a while, and directly dug him out of the quilt, turned him upside down, and put him on his lap.

Qiao Yiqiao first grabbed his shoulders, and then became vicious, and bit his earlobe with his mouth, grinding his two rows of teeth threateningly: "You think I'm easy to provoke! Dare to slap my ass! I'm not afraid of losing both sides." Come on!"

Ye Wuqing took a rough breath.

Qiao Yiqiao was stunned for a moment, let go of his mouth like lightning, moved his buttocks a few times, his eyes were so eager to burst into flames: "Take your stick away!"

Ye Wuqing felt more and more now that it was Xiao Qiao who had tempered his state of mind, so that no matter what situation he encountered today, he could remain calm and unmoved. Maybe you will be able to become a Buddha right away and be reborn in bliss.

"How to take it away?"

"I really misjudged you!" Xiao Qiao still felt heartbroken, "I used to think you were a good person when I saw you with thick eyebrows and big eyes, but I didn't want to be so obscene and violent in nature! You are still bullying! Obscene male god!"

"Yeah, you misread me," Ye Wuqing smiled kindly, "Then what can you do?"

Qiao Yiqiao: "..."

"Hahaha," Ye Wuqing teased Xiao Qiao for a while, and finally couldn't help laughing. He carefully grabbed his arm and continued to massage. Is it because the potatoes were transported two days in a row?"

Lafayette Qiao Yiqiao asked him to wait on him like this: "Isn't it? I have never done so much tiring work in my life, and I almost became half disabled. When I was eating, I couldn't hold the chopsticks... You will repay your kindness." guy..."

Ye Wuqing used all her softness and strength to knead until the tip of her nose broke out in sweat: "I will remember all the kindness you have done to me."

"Hey," Qiao Yiqiao pushed him, "You like me because I treat you well? You can see clearly that although I am good-looking, my gender is male! I have a handle!"

"I know..." Ye Wuqing glanced at Xiao Qiao with a half-smile.

Although he didn't say what happened next, Xiao Qiao knew what it was about.

Of course he knew, he sprayed him just now.

"I don't know if you scared me into something wrong." Qiao Yiqiao blushed for a moment, then put another layer of skin on himself, and said rather rascally, "In case there are any bad sequelae, you Just wait for me... Ouch, take it easy!"

Ye Wuqing massaged Xiao Qiao for another ten minutes. The massage made Xiao Qiao feel comfortable all over, leaning softly on his chest, her eyes narrowed, and she almost fell asleep.

"Um……"

Xiao Qiao suddenly trembled all over, opened her eyes, and asked Ye Wuqing: "Did I just fall asleep? It's much better, don't press it, look at your tired sweat. Have you had lunch yet?"

Ye Wuqing shook his head.

"Wait!" Qiao Yiqiao turned to look for the fixed line of the hotel, "I'll ask someone to bring you some food, and by the way, I'll ask someone to take your clothes for dry cleaning. I'll take you out for a walk in a while. change."

"Isn't there still some food here?"

"That's what I left after eating...it's all cold."

"It's ok."

Ye Wuqing picked up the chopsticks and cleaned up the leftovers and a cup of mycelium soup on the table.

Qiao Yiqiao felt a little strange, even his parents seldom eat his leftovers, but Xiao Qing didn't dislike it at all... Just as there was a knock on the door, he opened the door and put the dirty Hand out the clothes basket.

"Is it okay to hand over my clothes to outsiders for washing?"

After all, it is far from "modern" clothing.

"It's okay! This is in Hengdian!" Qiao Yiqiao waved his hand, "There are people wearing all kinds of clothes on the street. Many people who come to travel either buy or rent, but honestly, there are fewer people wearing modern clothes. What's the matter? Strange."

He leaned against the bed, took out his mobile phone, and boarded the trumpet to post on a busy forum——

"Oh my god, this is not the territory of my Great Song Dynasty! It seems that I have crossed over. I would like to ask you this question: As an ancient person who has just crossed over, in order to live well in modern times, what should I do first? What do you want?"

As soon as the post was posted, there were a lot of idle people running back and forth.

First floor: The landlord is very fashionable!Just after crossing, I will be online 2333~

Second floor: Do you have an ID card?Do you have an account book?Do you have a temporary residence permit?There is no way to go back!

Third floor: Simplified characters bad review!

Fourth floor: Bad vernacular!

The fifth floor: Watch me post some dry goods--you, the poster, are still on the Internet!Get vaccinated now!Modern times are full of germs, if you die of illness, why would you want to live well? It’s really worrying!

Sixth floor: 2333 Good opinion, fifth brother!If you don’t have enough money for vaccinations, it is recommended to sell your hair. If you have any gold, silver, jewelry, jade and antiques on your body, call this number! 158xxxxxxxx

Qiao Yiqiao slapped his thigh!

Ye Wuqing glanced at him: "What's wrong?"

"Fortunately, I had a flash of inspiration and brainstormed on the Internet, otherwise I would almost miss a major event!" Qiao Yiqiao found a pair of loose sweatpants and an oversized T-shirt from the suitcase, "I won't wait for your clothes , let’s try to see if these two pieces can be worn together, let’s go out and do business right away!”

Five minutes later, a man with long hair wearing cropped trousers and tights, showing his beautiful lines, came out of the oven.

Qiao Yiqiao took a hair dryer to blow his hair: "Your hair is also amazing! It's black and smooth!"

Ye Wuqing couldn't help moving around.

Qiao Yiqiao patted him on the head: "Be honest!"

Ye Wuqing was honest, and every minute, he started to move around again.

"what happened?"

"Uncomfortable..." As an ancient person, Ye Wuqing was used to wearing loose-fitting clothes and pants. This was the first time he wore underwear, and it was still stuffed in, and a pair of tight trousers were tied outside... …

Qiao Yiqiao looked down and gloated: "Yes!"

After the hair was blown and tied with a ribbon, the two went out together.