BOSS's cute little shou

When Wu Bin returned home, he was very annoyed, thinking about how he and Feng Shaohui had been doing these days, and they hadn't used safety measures yet, so he wondered if he would win the bid!

⊙﹏⊙b Khan!

Sitting alone on the bed, Wu Bin suddenly found that he had caught a cold and had a runny nose, and then checked it with his mobile phone. It seemed that this was also one of the symptoms of pregnancy!

No, I have to ask the people in that group again, damn it!

While wiping his nose with a tissue, he took out his phone and logged in to QQ!

Just after saying hello, I heard that group of unscrupulous people jumping away!

Xiaoshou is here!

That number 0 is here again?

Welcome welcome, warm welcome!

Little Shoushou, what funny things are you going to tell us this time?

Wu Bin's cell phone kept vibrating for nearly 10 minutes amidst the fun of these bastards before it quieted down!

Wu Bin felt that he was so distressed that he didn't know how to ask, so he had no choice but to log out of QQ, looked at the phone and sighed!

After thinking for a long time, he remembered to ask Baidu, but a friend in the group chat these days gave him a trick: ask Google for foreign affairs, ask Baidu for internal affairs, and ask Tianya for Fang affairs!

Well, Wu Bin intends to ask about the three alliances of Almighty, but is this a foreign matter, an internal matter, or a Fang matter?

Forget it, ask them all again!

Just ask Google first!I am a 23-year-old young man, I feel like I am pregnant, what should I do?

Wu Bin expects Google to give him an answer, but, shit, is this a magic horse?Why are women pregnant, and there are dream interpreters?

Er, wrong question, next one!

Then hit Baidu again!

Huh?

Are you a douchebag?How can a man get pregnant, you think you are from outer space!

man pregnant?Are you transgender?Damn, when can sex reassignment surgery change organs?

Haha, hahaha!

Wu Bin laughed when he saw this!

Great, I'm not going to get pregnant, I'm still a guy hahaha...

Thinking of this, Wu Bin didn't even go shopping at Tianya, he just dropped his phone and stood on the bed and jumped up!

Great, I'm still a man, great, I won't get pregnant!

At this time, He Xiaoli's voice came from the living room!

"Binbin, what are you doing?"

Hearing He Xiaoli's voice, Feng Shaohui seemed to be changing his slippers. Wu Bin didn't care about anything. Speaking of which, he hadn't seen his mother for several days, so he quickly dropped the quilt he was wearing, jumped down, and walked away. When I went to the living room, I saw He Xiaoli standing up holding the fruit!

"Mom, where have you been?" Wu Bin was so happy, he ran over to act like a baby to He Xiaoli!

"Mom has joined a dance class now, and they all learn to dance together with people who are about the same age as Mom!" He Xiaoli said to Wu Bin beamingly!

Wu Bin felt that He Xiaoli was always full of energy, touched the root of the mountain, thinking that as long as her mother was happy, it would be fine!

Because he was happy, Wu Bin accompanied He Xiaoli to watch TV, and then happened to see a clip of a woman giving birth, Wu Bin was suddenly stunned!

That's right, only women can give birth to a baby with a big belly. How could he be so stupid to suspect that he would be pregnant! It's so funny!

Thinking of this, Wu Bin felt a little sad because of his own IQ. He put his head on He Xiaoli's shoulder and asked, "Mom, was it very painful when you gave birth to me?"

"That's right. When mom gave birth to you, her little head was reluctant to come out. Then mom's thigh was bitten by a mosquito for some reason. It felt very itchy, so she pinched her leg, and then you came out! Mom is actually still I'm quite scared, I'm afraid that your brain will be pinched by your mother's thigh..."

What He Xiaoli said at the end, Wu Bin stopped listening, but secretly cursed in his heart: Mom, you have pinched my brain!