[Comprehensive] Dress GO!

Fujimaru Tachika, the former No. 49 master of Chaldea, was responsible for restoring the human law with her sister Tachibana, the No. 48 master of Chaldea, and finally successfully eliminated Gaitia, the culprit who burned the human law in the Temple of Time. After that, he suffered from time connection anesthesia.

Since then, he has been in charge of paperwork as a behind-the-scenes staff, and was accidentally transported to the current parallel world during the imaginary voyage with the only remaining Chaldean personnel.

Fortunately, when I was the master, from the second sleep event to various festivals, there are countless dreams and interludes of the life of the followers, the body and mind have gone through a lot of tempering.Even if he completely lost contact with Chaldea after crossing, he has integrated into this world with unparalleled experience.

Into this...wonderful world.

Suddenly, there was a screeching sound of brakes on the busy streets of Yokohama.

"Be careful!" someone screamed.

After the traffic light at the intersection changed from red to green, people saw a black-haired boy standing in the middle of the sidewalk. A truck carrying goods drove straight towards him, but he stood there without moving.

The driver slammed on the brakes hard, but the inertia seemed unreasonable and still wanted to create a scene of tragedy. Many passers-by were so frightened that they closed their eyes.

Fujimaru Tachika only felt his body was empty, and someone yanked him off the sidewalk.

The moment he touched the ground, the time between his mind and body was connected again, and his sense of control over his body returned.

Both fell to the side of the road.

"Wow! It hurts!"

He howled, and although he escaped unharmed, the skin on his palm was unfortunately rubbed open a large piece.

Fujimaru Tatsuka was still in shock, covering her hands with tears in her eyes, and by the way, took off an inconspicuous copper-colored tail ring that was originally worn on her little finger.As soon as the cracked tail ring left his finger, it immediately shattered into powder and fell to the ground.

Broken again, whoa whoa whoa.

"It hurts, hurts..." The people around him also stood up, and skillfully persuaded, "A car accident is one of the least aesthetic ways to die, Li Xiang."

A feeling of helplessness suddenly came to my heart, and Fujimaru Tatsuka replied reflexively, "I told you that this is not suicide." Then he paused and called, "Dazai."

"It really makes people feel dangerous." Dazai Osamu's voice was light and light, and he stretched out his hand to pull him up.

Fujimaru Tatsuka stood up in embarrassment, "Thank you, Dazai."

The commercial street on Sunday is bound to be noisy, and the sounds of pedestrians and shops attracting people's leisure life on the rest day.The two patted the dust on the side of the road, and Dazai Osamu was even able to find a bundle of bandages from his body to help Tachika Fujimaru wrap up his hands, and tied a beautiful bow on his arm.

Fujimaru Tatsuka looked at him silently.

The same sand-colored jacket, Western-style cardigan shirt and bandages wrapped around the neck and wrists are almost the standard attire of this man.

Dazai Osamu, now a member of the Yokohama Armed Detective Agency, a former port mafia cadre, likes to commit suicide, and is also a man who still feels subtle even after Fujimaru Tateka called his name for four years.

Although he didn't become a literary lover after retiring as the master, the other party's name was so famous that when he heard the other party's self-introduction for the first time, he thought that the other party was summoned by him by mistake of Heroic Spirits.

The result can be imagined, when several people with the same famous names appeared one by one and confirmed to him that he was just a living human being with a special status in society, Fujimaru Tachika was a little confused.

Wait, these writers are all alive! ?

Thanks to time sickness, he didn't show his expression in front of a group of people as if he had been hit by a bolt from the blue.

"Are you going to the study?" Dazai asked, "It's rare for Lixiang to go out in the morning."

The flow of time experienced in the dungeon is different from the current world, but no matter how long you stay in the dungeon, it is equal to one night in this world. Fujimaru Tachika mixed in the church from a new clerk to a record that can be sent out It took a full week, and now he has to recall and nod.

"Yes, the store manager has traveled abroad recently, and I may have to live there during this time. I have already talked to Sakunosuke."

Seeing the other party squinting and laughing, Fujimaru Tatsuka slightly raised his eyebrows and asked tentatively, "Didn't I send you a message last night?"

"Well, it seems so."

Dazai Osamu perfunctorily pretended to be remembering, and then said with a smile: "Then let me drop by to send Lixiang there, lest Lixiang suddenly stop moving~"

His overly brisk ending made Fujimaru Tatsuka's teeth a little sore, "Then I'll trouble Dazai."

"Good talk~"

Time connection anesthesia, this is the disease that Fujimaru Tateka suffered from after the decisive battle at the Crown Time Temple.

While naming the disease, Chaldea detected and determined that there are two "flow rates of time" in Fujimaru Tateka's body. It is easier to understand that there is a fault in the time when the spirit and the body are originally one. , The order sent by the brain was conveyed, but the body took a long time to receive it and start to act.

So just now when the truck confronted him, the villain in his heart was already screaming, but his body movements seemed to be pressed in slow motion, and he was still standing there stupidly.

Of course, if the flow of time was not accurately detected by Chaldea's advanced instruments, this situation would sound like some kind of mental illness at first glance.

It is conceivable that Tachika Fujimaru just arrived and was thrown in front of the doctor while making up lies in a hurry. The unscrupulous doctor made a decision, thinking that his slow response, confused memory and unclear expression showed Alzheimer's disease. disease.

Commonly known as dementia.

Fujimaru Tachika, who received the medical certificate at the time: "..."

The time I traveled to this world was about four years ago——

After Fujimaru Tatsuka's observation, this world is similar to but very different from the world outside of Chaldea. There are various types of power and operation methods, which are largely divided by region, which he has never heard of. Skills and magic, such as Yokohama, have "supernatural powers" as the main force.

Four years ago, Fujimaru Tachika, who had just traveled to this world in Guanfuzi City, was unfamiliar with the place of life, and his age had shrunk a little, but he found that he actually had an identity that he didn't know where he came from—the Yokohama Port Mafia. A distant cousin of the officer Koyo Ozaki.

Then, with the help of the local mafia boss, he came to Yokohama as a 13-year-old boy in the name of "going to relatives". He somehow joined the port mafia and became a handyman among the bottom-level employees.

Then he got to know Dazai Osamu, Oda Sakunosuke, Sakaguchi Ango, and got acquainted with Nakahara Chuya, Mori Ogai and other mafia members who made him feel delicate both physically and psychologically.

Soon after, he accidentally helped Oda Sakuyuki rescue the five children he adopted in the Mimic incident and repelled the enemy leader.In addition to various reasons, Fujimaru Tateka left the port mafia with him along the way.The two hit it off unexpectedly and lived in a shared house in the city. Oda Sakunosuke changed his career and became a novelist. Due to his age, Tatsuka Fujimaru became his adopted son, and began to live a normal life while studying and working part-time.

Speaking of their relationship with Osamu Dazai, they were not very close at first, but because a while ago, in order to save his new friend Atsushi Nakajima, the situation was critical, he told the detective agency where Atsushi Nakajima was kidnapped by email When he was discovered, the other party began to approach him.

Dazai Osamu believes that Fujimaru Tachika is likely to have the same predictive ability as Oda Sakunosuke.

It's just that this young man always seems to be evasive, so he can't help but want to dig out more secrets.

The place where Fujimaru Tachika works is a small bookstore in the commercial street. The store manager was met by Oda Sakunosuke after publishing a book.

There were no guests on the weekend morning, and after he cleared the bookshelves, he saw Osamu Dazai's tall and thin figure lying on the sofa, holding a book in his hand, and his heart began to become subtle again.

Because it says on the side cover of the book——

"Human disqualification"

Author: (|3[▓▓]

Look at the book he has at hand: "Rashomon" Author: (#`n')

Then he touched another book: "Light and Wind and Dream" Author: ╰(*°▽°*)╯

In fact, looking at the bookshelf, there are all the works of the major writers in the juvenile cognition, and they are all the original novel content, except that the author is called by all kinds of facial expressions.

Fujimaru Tachika really didn't even know how to vomit.

Yes, that's why he still couldn't get over it after four years called Dazai Osamu!

As for why facial expressions replaced their names, Fujimaru Tatsuka guessed and guessed, but could only think of the malice of the world.

So this world is really wonderful, and his bookstore is even comparable to Mickey Mouse Wonderful House.

"Mr. Dazai—Mr. Dazai, are you here?"

Mickey... oh no, suddenly there was a search sound outside the study, and Fujimaru Tachika, who was unable to do anything because of Osamu Dazai, immediately opened the half-open door: "Nakajima, this way!"

The white shadow passed him in an instant, "Thanks, Fujimaru!"

After a while, Osamu Dazai was dragged out by a white-haired boy, "Mr. Dazai, Mr. Kunikida is looking for you everywhere, please follow me back to the detective agency!"

Fujimaru Tachika watched Atsushi Nakajima's limbs gradually change from the appearance of a tiger to normal hands and feet, turned his eyes away, as if I hadn't seen anything, and turned to tidy up the books.

The man dragged to the ground by him yawned without motivation, "Ah Dun is really...how did he find this place?"

"Mr. Ranpo told me, please go back with me!" Nakajima Atsushi stood firm and stepped out.

"I really don't want to work..." Osamu Dazai began to look for reasons when he passed the door, and grabbed Fujimaru Tatsuka's thigh, "Aden! But I haven't seen Tachika for a long time, Tatsuka is also reluctant to part with me, Tatsuka fragrant--"

"Wake up, it's nothing." Fujimaru Tatsuka didn't lift her head.

"Don't bother Fujimaru any more, Taizai-san!"

"Really," Osamu Dazai seemed to have been greatly wronged, but he hugged the other person's thigh without moving, "You don't even know how long we haven't seen each other!"

Think about a 1.8-meter man hugging your leg and complaining in a girlish tone, his tone gradually becoming coquettish, Fujimaru Tachika suddenly felt his scalp tingle, and he and Atsushi Nakajima, who started to be vicious, said in unison: "How long did it take? !"

Osamu Dazai asked cheerfully, "So how long?"

With goosebumps on his skin, he couldn't help but twitch: "Just two..."

"Just over a week, Mr. Dazai!" Atsushi Nakajima punched Osamu Dazai, tearing him apart completely, "Fujimaru will only find you annoying if you are like this! To use the words taught by Ms. Xieya What an idiot! An idiot!"

"Ah, it hurts."

Oops.

Tatsuka Fujimaru, whose answer was interrupted, was stunned, and then looked at Osamu Dazai with a complicated expression.

The black-haired young man was dragged to the ground obediently by the back of his neck, and he waved to him with a smile, "See you next time, Lixiang."