Gospel of Lazy Cancer

"What do you think?" Yao Chen stood in front of a full-length mirror. From the docile white shirt to the straight and slim trousers wrapped in long legs, his whole body was full of youthful atmosphere, and there was also a hint of sexiness, because the material was smooth. Close-fitting, attractive muscles and body contours can be faintly seen in the action.

Qin Shounian said: "This one is better." The color matches the skin better.

"I also feel that the buttocks are more warped."

Qin Shounian was speechless and handed him a suit jacket.

Yao Chen put it on, looked at himself in the mirror, picked out another light blue checkered handkerchief, it matched perfectly, and showed a satisfied smile.

"Pay, honey." Yao Chen said sweetly.

After walking out of the shop and getting into the car, Yao Chen teased, "Don't you think that if I go out with you, it will make your worth double?"

"No. In fact, you haven't returned my investment to you until now. The whole body just now will be recorded in the account."

"Talking about money hurts feelings."

"I have no relationship with you, only naked/naked money relationship."

Yao Chen looked at Qin Shounian, licked his dry lips, and said solemnly, "Look, I can definitely take him down! After all, who wouldn't want to pounce on him immediately and take off this obtrusive clothes?"

Qin Shounian asked bluntly, "How long has it been since you had sex?"

Yao Chen raised three fingers.

Qin Shounian looked at him pitifully: "Okay, forgive you."

Qin Shounian didn't find any benefactor for Yao Chen, but he gave it to the benefactor just because of his bad temper?Heh, is he afraid that he won't die fast enough?But he saw Yao Chen's desire for intimacy, so he introduced Yao Chen to a good attack in his circle.

"The other party is a lawyer, deep in the cabinet. He was in a relationship when he was in college, and then they broke up. He was too busy with work and had no time to talk. I have had business contacts with him, and I think he is not bad. He has a calm personality and is sincere. Like those who only pursue sensory stimulation. Try to look around, don't scare people away." Qin Shounian sent people to him and said, "I won't go up."

Yao Chen had seen photos of the other party before, and he was quite satisfied. At least for people in their 30s who are engaged in high-pressure jobs, their body and hairline are well maintained.When we met, he did not disappoint him. He was an elite member of the society, with a witty conversation and an elegant demeanor. He had the air of a British gentleman.

"Maybe you hear this often, but I have to say, you are more handsome than in the photo." Attorney Jian pulled a chair for Yao Chen and asked him to sit down.

"I know. You must. (I know, you have to say it.)" Yao Chen blinked playfully, confident and funny, causing the other party to make a deep laugh, and the smile spread from his face to his eyes.

Lawyer Jian didn't expect his Oxford accent to be so pure, so he tried to talk to him in English, "I think Mr. Qin has introduced to you that I went to school in London."

"I always remember to do my homework." This sentence is actually adapted from the university motto that Lawyer Jian attended. The lawyer seemed to have found the state of his youth, and was also happy that the other party was willing to spend time understanding himself, so he immediately relaxed. It was still out of politeness to show kindness, but now it is from the heart to feel happy.

The embarrassment of meeting for the first time was gone, and the two talked openly like friends who hadn't seen each other for many years, at least for lawyer Jian.

After the date was over, after he sent Yao Chen home, he couldn't help but said, "I enjoy your company very much, can I look forward to seeing you again?"

"Of course you have my number."

After returning home, Yao Chen reported to Qin Shounian that he was safe: "I captured the Labrador."

"What the hell?"

"Lawyer Jane." She is smart, sensitive and deep. After knowing the cruelty of the world, she can still maintain a gentle and firm heart.

"...Did you call me a messy nickname?"

Yao Chen looked at the name displayed on the other party's phone: Teddy.

"No."

"Why don't I believe it?"

Yao Chen quickly changed the subject: "Anyway, I had a pleasant chat with Lawyer Jian, and we have made an appointment to meet for the second time."

"Where?"

"Next Sunday, Wangjiang Pavilion."

Qin Shounian was surprised: "It seems that he really likes you."

Wangjiang Pavilion is the top restaurant in S City. It ranks very high in the selection of international gourmet restaurants and is very popular. In order to ensure the quality of dishes and services, the number of people it receives every day is limited. bit.

Lawyer Jian explained: "I know the chef here, and I helped him fight a divorce case, so I got in line."

"Then you must have saved him a lot of money."

"No, lots and lots of money."

While the two were chatting, the chef personally delivered a bottle of champagne and greeted Lawyer Jian warmly.

The chef is a Chinese in his forties. Seeing the handsome and young Yao Chen, he teased his old friend: "How can you laugh? I almost thought I heard it wrong."

Yao Chen: "He was telling me that he was very happy when he brutally slaughtered a certain rich chef."

"Haha, handsome, funny and smart," the chef hammered Lawyer Jian hard, "You are so lucky!" After a few words of pleasantries, the chef said: "Okay, I won't disturb your date."

After the chef made a fuss, Yao Chen and Attorney Jian attracted a lot of attention, especially Yao Chen, his whole body seemed to be glowing, even if he was sitting casually, he seemed to be taking fashion photos, and any casual photo could be used as a screen saver.That kind of natural charm can conquer almost everyone, regardless of gender.

Yao Chen has gotten used to the gazes of people around him, but he keenly sensed that there was a special beam that was so strong and hot that it almost hurt his skin. .

The upper circles of City S say they are big or small, and they can always meet acquaintances in high-end restaurants.

Lawyer Jian saw a business friend and had to leave for a while to say a few words, Yao Chen boredly took out his mobile phone.

Recently, he has been obsessed with a certain life emotion forum, reading the stories of men and women on it, some of which are more exciting than artistic creation, and it turns out that art comes from life.

He met a funny little guy, whose mental age was only about six years old. He was worried about how to reunite with his ex-boyfriend. He helped him with ideas. Although he reminded him that he couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, he had to take his time, but Yao Chen couldn't bear to tell He, in the world of adults, it only takes one second to fall in love, and three seconds at most to forget, the little guy's ex-boyfriend might be dating someone!

He swiped casually, and found that the little guy had posted a post asking for help again, and unfortunately he was right in his words, the little guy ran into his ex-boyfriend looking for a second love!

I am the prophet.Yao Chen thought happily.

He invited the little guy to be his friend and chat with him privately in the forum.

[I screwed up again]: Crying, crying, crying

[Actor]: Touch your head.

[I screwed up again]: What should I do?you help me...

【Actor】: What kind of effect do you want to achieve?

[I screwed up again]: He immediately left that big pig's trotter and returned to my arms.

[Actor]: Be realistic.

[I screwed up again]: Then... let him return to my arms immediately.

【Actor】: You keep dreaming, he might spend the night with someone later.

[I screwed up again]: Tiger Tears.jpg

【Actor】: Wang's helplessness.jpg

[I screwed up again]: Then what do you think I should do?

[Actor]: What you are talking about is a long-term goal. The most important thing now is to destroy the other party's date so that they can't make it tonight, understand?

[I screwed up again]: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, makes sense!

[Actor]: Use your brains, little friend.I have something to do, so let's get off first.

When Yao Chen saw Lawyer Jian coming back, he put down his phone.

Lawyer Jian said apologetically and helplessly, "It's embarrassing to meet a client on a date."

"Sounds like a tricky case."

"The case and the client are both difficult." Lawyer Jian frowned. The other party didn't tell him about the case just now, but expressed interest in his companion, which made Lawyer Jian a little displeased.Facing Yao Chen, he still adjusted his mood: "Actually, their company is going to hold a reception. It's not a formal one, but an annual party for private celebration internally. He invited us to attend."

"Us?" Yao Chen raised his eyebrows.

"Yes." The client obviously misunderstood Yao Chen's identity, for no other reason than because he was too young and beautiful.Although lawyer Jian had explained to him, the other party still insisted on sending out the invitation. This is a major client of the company and cannot be easily offended.

"I'm not interested in the reception, but I'm interested in going to the reception with you."

Lawyer Jian quickly said: "You don't have to force it. Making things difficult for you is the last thing I want to do. Just find a reason to prevaricate it. I don't like to participate in this kind of entertainment either."

"No, I didn't force it, well, maybe a little bit. But it's nice to be called 'us' for the first time."

"I wish it was another better situation, instead of saying it from..." Attorney Jian made a disgusted expression, which was probably his true thoughts about this client, which made Yao Chen laugh.

"So it's settled?"

"Well, I'll pick you up then."

After the date was over, the two walked out together. Lawyer Jian was still a little worried about the episode just now: "I hope I didn't make you feel bored."

"Are you a lawyer? You should be very good at reading the expressions of witnesses or juries. Do you think I look bored?" Yao Chen moved his face closer, as if he simply wanted the other party to see his expression clearly .

Lawyer Jian was stunned. He saw his own silhouette in those clear and vivid eyes at close range, and felt an indescribable throbbing. He slowly raised his hands, and was about to hold the handsome and charming face, then leaned in and kissed the pale rose lips, giving the date a perfect end.

Suddenly, there was a loud noise behind them, as if something was broken, and they stopped their movements immediately.

This incident attracted the waiter, who said that the huge vase decorated on the wall was knocked down by someone, which disturbed the guests. Although his apology was very sincere, it also ruined the atmosphere of the moment.

Because they drank champagne and couldn't drive, Yao Chen called Xiao Chen to pick them up.Before parting, Lawyer Jian's eyes were restrained and longing, and Yao Chen took the initiative to give him a kiss.

"See you next time."

Not long after the car started, Yao Chen heard the phone ring.

He saw that little friend sent him a message.

[I screwed up again]: Crying, crying, crying

[Actor]: You failed?

[I messed up again]: That's not true, they separated and didn't go together.

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[I screwed up again]: But he took the initiative to kiss that big pig's trotter!

[Actor]: Happy broken-up love, little friend.

[I screwed up again]: He must have been cheated!That kind of beast in clothes will definitely hurt him!You love helping me figure things out!

Yao Chen: ...

He didn't reply, and didn't want to talk to the giant baby.Is there a difference between a six-year-old and a baby?Six years old is the bottom line.

However, the phone kept ringing, and Xiao Chen, who was driving, noticed it.

[I screwed up again]: Why didn't you reply?

[I screwed up again]: You promised to help me!

[I screwed up again]: No one around me supports me, no one is willing to help me, but I really want him to come back to me, I can't live without him.

Yao Chen saw the dead and alive, and was worried that the young man would die young. What if the police found him and thought he was a gangster?Affect acting career!

[Actor]: Why are you still relying on it?

[I screwed up again]: Pray, pray, pray

[Actor]: You can't mess with your ex-boyfriend, you can mess with his new love!