Gospel of Lazy Cancer

Zheng Qi's life can be divided into two parts: before meeting Bailixi and after meeting Bailixi.

All the misfortunes in the first half are to save luck, in order to meet that person.And his luck is really not that much, just enough for him to meet that person, but not to get his heart.

"President Ba, don't think about it, he belongs to the major general, we can't move him."

His brother advised him more than once, but he refused to listen!

Since ancient times, there is only a bad hoe, and there is no corner that cannot be dug.

It was with such a strong and unyielding belief that he crawled out of the corpses of exiled sinners, was appreciated by General Luo, and walked step by step to where he is today.

When Baili Guerrilla was not a guerrilla, but a major general's personal guard, he was ordered to assist Zheng Bazong in running the port. Zheng Bazong took advantage of his position and often harassed Bailixi. Everything in life is explained clearly.

Just like a peacock with its tail open, it shows its best and most beautiful tail feathers to its sweetheart.

"Back then, I was caught and exiled to Liaodong because I went to the sea without permission. When the Tatars harassed the border, the army lacked civilians to clean the battlefield, so I pulled our gang of sinners to make up for it. I found a wounded Tartar, and I directly used the iron chain He strangled someone to death, this matter was known by General Luo Shen, and he felt that it was too wasteful for me to be a sweeper, so he gave me a chance to make amends by digging trenches in front of the battle."

When talking about this, Bailixi was quite polite, occasionally agreeing, feeling that survival is not easy.

Zheng Ba, who is always bright when he is given some sunshine, can't help but run wild when it comes to arousal: "The traps I dug are accurate and ruthless. The sharp weapons have been soaked in feces and urine, and the wounds are stained with filth, so they are easy to break out." The pus festers, the body rots before death, and the death is especially miserable..."

At that time, Bailixi's expression was indescribable. He put down his chopsticks and said coldly, "I'm full, so I'll use it up slowly." He gave him a ruthless back.

so exciting...

He picked up the chopsticks that Bailixi had used and put them in his mouth.

The relationship between them would have been limited to colleagues, a King Xiang had a dream, and a goddess had no heart, but fate, the tortured little goblin, wanted to play tricks on them.

Under the order of the major general, Zheng Bazong secretly contacted the pirates, waiting for an opportunity to recruit them or annex their forces, but Bailixi didn't know the inside story. He was keenly aware of Zheng Bazong's abnormality, and secretly followed him alone at night, but was caught by the pirates. They were found alive.

"Is this the Major General's friend? She really is quite pretty." Zheng Feilong pinched Bailixi's chin in a coma as if he was inspecting goods, and sized him up critically. Finally, he sighed: "I didn't expect the Major General to like it." This hexagram."

Zheng Ba always wanted to say: let him go, let me do it!

He also wanted to pinch Bailixi's chin, revealing his beautiful face, and touch his jade-smooth skin. He was left out for three days when he touched his arm before.

He wrinkled his face: "Boss, I have been in love with this person for a long time, I like him very much, so just give it to me."

Zheng Feilong said in his heart: What should I do if you trouble me, Major General?I don't really want to rebel.

He felt that he had to help the major general protect the chastity of his friend, and said: "lock him up and starve for three days, don't let him find a chance to commit suicide." I did a good deed, and the major general owes me a favor.

Zheng Ba always thought that Bailixi was more than auspicious, and he was extremely anxious. This big brother who is sworn to him is not easy to be fooled. Is it possible that the beauty will disappear?If he died, what would he do?Who should I think about at night...

In order to save Bailixi, Mr. Zheng made up many lies. For example, he and Bailixi had already communicated with each other in secret, put on a cuckold for the major general, and begged the boss to show his respect. He also told the exact location of the scar on Bailixi's body. ——he was peeping not far from the bank when he was practicing swimming in Baili Creek.

The lie was so true that even Zheng Feilong was skeptical. He couldn't bear his long-winded words, and if Bailixi was closed again, he would die of thirst and starvation, so he finally agreed to let him out.

"Daughter-in-law, your husband is here to save you!"

Bailixi was very weak, and when Mr. Zheng hugged him, he didn't resist much.

"Don't try to escape by swimming. The waters in this area are full of sharks. If you fall, you will die. I will let you go. Don't attack me. Just nod if you understand."

Bailixi nodded when he heard the words, and seemed very obedient. He was not energetic, and Zheng Baozong would hold him to eat tofu.

Zheng removed the sackcloth that blocked his mouth, Bailixi went straight in, and asked, "What conspiracy do you have against the major general?"

Zheng Bazong was not feeling well: Major General, Major General, you know the Major General.

Zheng Feilong was still laughing at him: "Lao Qi, I don't think your mistress has any affection for you, she only cares about others."

"He usually loves me, but you didn't see it. I guess he chased me out that night because he was afraid of me climbing the wall, but he was pecked by your eagle. .”

He was used to nonsense, so he carefully glanced at the person in his arms, for fear that he would turn his face immediately when he heard it.Fortunately, Bailixi is not an impulsive person. He also knows that the current situation cannot be controlled, so he silently endures it.

"My seventh younger brother has always been a prodigal, who dares to slip into anyone's bed. Back then, who didn't know him in the dark alleys of the kilns in Quanzhou?"

Zheng Feilong didn't fully believe Zheng Qi's words, so he set up a wedding room for the two of them, raised his glass and said, "Today is an auspicious day, I decide to hold a wedding for you." The other pirates responded one after another and drank the wine in their glasses.

He also wanted to test Zheng Qi's loyalty. From a thief to an official, it was an unimaginable gap. He didn't believe that Zheng Qi really had the same heart with their old acquaintances.If he sold them all, his official position could be raised at least two levels.Since he said that he was not clear with Bailixi, he wanted to see how much of what he said was true and how much was false.

Zheng pushed the general manager halfway, eager to take advantage of the opportunity. He wandered between life and death all year round, with the habit of a bandit and a ranger. have.

He came as soon as he opened his mouth, fraternized with a group of pirates, hooked shoulders and backs, and was as happy as a real bridegroom. He didn't refuse drinks, which attracted everyone's applause, and the atmosphere was extremely warm.

Bailixi sat next to him, like a well-behaved daughter-in-law, silently remembering everything in her heart.

A peerless beauty fell into the hands of pirates, how could there be any innocence?The difference is being fucked by one or several.

"It's good to survive, don't be wronged." Mr. Zheng said to Bailixi.

He just planned to take advantage of people's danger, make a fake show for real, and deal with people directly.

This kind of opportunity is just once in life. After passing this village, there will be no such shop!

He looked at the Bailixi, which had been simply cleaned up, and swallowed a few times. His head was a little dizzy from the alcohol, but he was still half awake.

Bailixi seemed to recognize the situation clearly and planned to endure the humiliation. When Mr. Zheng took his hand, he did not resist and let him hold it.

His attitude encouraged Mr. Zheng. The latter's heart was beating wildly and his breathing became heavier. He rubbed Bailixi's hand with his thick palm. Both of their hands had many calluses from martial arts, but Mr. Zheng There are more cocoons and they are rough.He went up Bailixi's wrist and touched his arm, feeling extremely proud.

Hmph, before I touched you, you ignored me for three whole days, but now I want to touch you enough, can you still ignore me for the rest of your life?

"Zheng Qi, don't regret it."

Zheng Bazong didn't notice that this was the first time Bailixi called him by his name directly, and he was already dazzled by desire.

I'll regret it if I don't!

What else is there to say at this time, of course it is to go directly!

He pushed the man onto the bed, hurriedly stripped off his clothes, moved his hands towards Bailixi's pants, and covered the other's lips with his mouth.

so sweet!So soft!Beauty tastes so good!

Zheng Bazong has never read any books, and he can't describe the touch and taste in words. He just feels that there is nothing happier in this life than tonight. It seems that all the pain and pain in the past are worth it .

Such a top quality, he is willing to die on him!

He is a veteran of flowers, and he aroused Bailixi's desire several times. The latter kept staring at him with dark eyes. He only felt excited, without any shame, anxiety or embarrassment.

However, half an hour later.

"How, how could this be?"

Bailixi held a long nail in his hand, pressed it against Zheng's common carotid artery, and poked it down, which was absolutely fatal.Taking advantage of General Zheng's unpreparedness, he restrained him in twos and threes, rolled over and sat on his waist.

Zheng Bazong was drunk, confused by beauty, and lost his mind. Bailixiyuan himself was good, and after eating to restore his strength, he kept pretending to be weak to lower the vigilance of the enemy.In addition, others are always confused by his skin, thinking that it is just a show, sleeping all the way, so they are not very defensive.

Mr. Zheng watched from the corner of his eye, the spike must have been dug out from the chair, no wonder he was so obedient just now, letting them tease and joke, so he was hiding the murder weapon!

They didn't have any clothes on them, Bailixi's body was white, which made Zheng Bazong's complexion darker, and his strong body was already sweating slightly.

"The last person who dared to treat me like this, I cut off two balls. For the sake of my colleagues, I will give you a chance to choose whether you want to keep the left one or the right one."

Zheng Ba always likes the current symmetrical state of his little brother, and doesn't want to change at all.

"I was just acting, and I was afraid that they would listen to the corner outside." Zheng Ba was always able to bend and stretch, and hurriedly begged for mercy. Seeing that Bailixi did not continue to torture his little brother, he saw hope and was about to continue fooling around, but was beaten by Bailixi. broken.

"So you said it to save me?"

"Of course."

"I'm worried they're still eavesdropping..." Bailixi lowered his voice and approached Zheng Qi.The beauty is picturesque, her clothes are half open, and her narrow eyes seem to have peach blossoms in full bloom.

spring is coming.

Zheng Bazong was a little confused, is that what he thought?

Bailixi: Of course not.

The beauty of Baili put a long nail against Zheng Qi's neck with one hand, restrained his hands and feet with the other, and then pinned him.

General Manager Zheng: No, no, no, let me slow down...

How proud he was before, how confused he is now, this plot is wrong!

He was lying on the bed like a dead fish, and he had nothing to love in his life. Although there was some excitement in the back, his fame in the whole life...

Bailixi gagged his mouth with the same words.

"It's good to survive, don't be wronged."

Although the details were not satisfactory, Zheng Feilong did not embarrass the two of them again. What surprised Mr. Zheng was that they finally surrendered to the imperial court. Flying across the southern seas in an open and aboveboard manner.

Everything is going in a good direction, but the relationship between him and Bailixi cannot go back to the beginning.

Bailixi: Hmph, it sounds like it was better at first than it is now...

Zheng Bazong had a thick skin, and he launched a more violent offensive than before, trying to turn the tables and avenge his shame.

Bailixi got tired of being entangled, so he fled to Nuer Gandusi and went back to the Major General.

When the two met again, it was the time when they were fighting the wild Jurchen. The major general called the generals to discuss matters, and Mr. Zheng left without saying a word.

He looked at Baili Titiao, who was better than Yanguang before, but he couldn't open his mouth that usually felt uncomfortable without bragging, and suddenly he couldn't speak when he saw someone.

They never discussed what happened that night. He was stared at by those dark eyes, and he was a little hairy, but his rough nerves couldn't help him understand Bailixi's mind, so he just pretended to be foolish as always , Post it to tease the beauties.

The latter didn't respond, he was cold and indifferent, but occasionally looked at him with eyes that were a little hard to explain.

According to the major general's strategy, the two of them led their troops to the north by boat, and went around behind the enemy to launch an attack.In the days of traveling together, Mr. Zheng spends almost every day twice. Under the eyes of his brothers who are both awed and sympathetic, he charged towards Bailixi, and he fought repeatedly and failed repeatedly.

Bailixi was worried about the major events of the war, and endured desperately, but his breath became colder and colder. If there was substance, no one would dare to approach except Zheng Ba.

When they returned with a boatload of prisoners of war, Zheng Ba always commented on the noble prisoners in the barbarian Jurchens, completely unaware that the danger was approaching.

"This one is too fat, this one is too thin, this one has big breasts, this one's butt..."

"How?" A warm voice suddenly appeared in his ear.

Mr. Zheng turned his head back in surprise: "Daughter-in-law, you finally paid attention to me!"

"Is the injury healed?" Bailixi's tone was rare and gentle.

"It's okay, just take a hit on the shoulder, and grandpa can kill another three hundred rounds... Hey, where are you taking me?"

"Didn't you say that you miss me very much? You really want to get close to me, and you really want to exchange feelings with me in private..." Bailixi repeated his usual words to tease him verbatim.

If Zheng Ba always doesn't understand what he means, his love affair will be in vain.

This is wanting to fuck myself again.

"I'm injured, you can't take advantage of others. Before I recover from my injury, we'll fight on the bed for [-] rounds."

"You are old, don't be brave."

Getting older……

Mr. Zheng stiffened, as if he had been poked into a soft spot. He had a playful smile, but now his face sank, and he sneered: "Of course I am not as young as the Major General, and you only came to me to satisfy your greed when the Major General was away. "Probably thinking that these words sounded like a resentful woman, he took a deep breath and spit out all the sourness.

"When others don't know how to laugh at me behind my back! Huh, so what if they laugh? It's me lying next to you now! The most beautiful taste in Liaodong, I can take my life, it's worth it!"

Bailixi didn't get angry either, her eyes could be called gentle: "As long as you think it's worth it."

Outside the name, Bailixi and Zheng Bazong hooked up!

The latest news, Bailixi and Major General are reunited!

Shock! !Bailixi was abandoned again, and Zheng Bazong took advantage of it!

About Liaodong No. [-] Beauty's erotic love history, it can be said that there is no repetition in three days and three nights.

No one believes that the relationship between Bailixi and the major general is innocent, including their lover.

"Are you writing letters to your old friend again? Writing so frequently?" Zheng Qi approached with a mocking face.

"Arutai, the grand master of the Tatars, is dead." Bailixi continued to work without raising his head. After the death of Arutai, the various tribes of the Tatars fell into melee. There are a lot of tribes who have come to vote recently. He and Zheng Qi already have a relationship. Haven't exchanged feelings for a while.

"Stop making excuses. What was it last time? Oh, the Armory Battalion invented a new firearm."

"The major general explained that any progress must be reported as soon as possible."

"And before the firearms?"

"The major general wanted to build a military academy, and asked me to select a group of experienced generals to go back to be teachers. It is not easy to find people who can fight and speak."

"I see you would like to go!"

"The major general said..." He asked me to watch over you and live a good life, don't go to the capital to obstruct the emperor's eyes.

"I don't want to hear it!" Zheng Qi exploded, he didn't want to hear how his wife and ex-lover got in touch.With a cynical smile on his face, he moved closer to Bailixi, kissed his ear, and said slyly: "Look, I've fucked you so many times, when will you let me loosen it for you? "

"can."

"?!" Zheng Qi was completely unexpected.

Bailixi looked at him calmly: "After you are done, we will make a clean break, and we will not owe each other. Unless you are on official business, you should never appear in front of me, and don't talk to me about anything other than business."

Zheng Qi saw that he didn't seem to be joking, he was stunned, and fell into a dilemma for a moment, whether to be happy once or to be greedy forever, how to choose? !

"I'll give you three days to think about it."

Bailixi dreamed of the night many years ago, when he was caught while escaping, the more beautiful things on the grassland were, the more fragile they were. Besides, who wouldn't want to taste the taste of golden blood?He spent the most difficult three days in his life. It was Bailimu who sneaked into the fence and untied his rope secretly, giving him a chance to resist and escape.At that time, he swore that he would not let anyone have the opportunity to bully him.If that person... can endure for one night...

Three days later, Zheng Qi thought it over: "I agree."

Bailixi drank some wine, his cheeks flushed, and he lay there with his eyes closed, looking like he was being slaughtered.He looks extremely beautiful, and some people believe that he is a woman. This is the scene that Zheng Qi dreamed of, and now it has finally come true. Unfortunately, there will be no tomorrow after today. This thought makes him a little depressed, and the little brother can't hold his head up.

Zheng Qi kissed for a while, but the other party's reaction was weak, and he didn't have the previous active enthusiasm at all, and his brows were slightly frowned, as if he didn't seem to have any enjoyment, he suddenly felt that it was meaningless.

In the end, he ran away very spineless.

What a shame! !

There was once a peerless beauty in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this.If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that beauty: I can do it.If I have to add a time limit to this ability, I hope it is... 1 years!

It's a pity that Bailixi never gave him such a chance again.

Everyone said that Zheng Ba always had bad luck, his hard work paid off, and he finally won the beauty.

They have been entangled for many years, and one day, he suddenly heard that Bailixi's younger brother also went to Liaodong with General Yao.

"Bailimu? The younger brother of Baili Damei, he must not be bad-looking! Let's go and have a look!"

Zheng Qi took advantage of his excitement to leave and returned disappointed: "Oh, indeed, the dragon has nine sons, and my daughter-in-law is still my only one."

His brother's subordinates: So, can you be sure only after seeing the appearance?It's not without reason that you are hated by General Baili!

This matter soon spread to Bailixi's ears, and even Bailimu knew about it.

"Brother, don't you care?" Bailimu was also very speechless about this—let's call it sister-in-law—he was probably the only one who knew about Bailixi's past nightmare, so he knew that his brother could find a companion It's not easy.At the beginning, he believed the rumors in the army, thinking that his brother was with the major general, so he was worried and happy for him. He was full of blessings when the people closest to him were with the people he respected the most, but he was only worried about not being together. Tolerated by the world.However, later his brother told him personally that he had no affair with the major general, but was with a libertine. Even though he was puzzled, he believed in his brother's judgment, so he also expressed his support, and resisted probing and asking.

Bailixi had no choice but to maintain his dignity in front of his younger brother: "Cough, this is his expression of wanting to see me. If he doesn't make any noise, he will feel uncomfortable." Just clean up.

But no matter how close your relatives are, some things are not easy to share with them.

When the two talked about business, Bailixi sent a dispatch to General Yao and his younger brother, and told his younger brother to follow General Yao closely to protect his safety.

Bailimu: "Although I don't want to admit it, it's not bad to say that she protects me." This is to say in front of my brother. General Yao is simply an upgraded version of his uncle. He has online brain power and is especially keen on doing things. The kind that makes things happen.

Bailixi was silent for a moment: "...Go, I have something to do."

Zheng Qi had been waiting at the General Baili's mansion for a long time, and poured himself a drink. Originally, the Liaodong General Soldier should live in the former mansion of the Major General, but Bailixi probably moved to another place because he was afraid of seeing things and thinking about others. Qi will never take a step, let alone stay here overnight, and get a room that belongs to him.

Hearing familiar footsteps, Zheng Qi said: "The dishes are getting cold, if you don't come, I will have fun by myself."

Bailixi had known his temperament for a long time, at most he talked flirtatiously, but he was actually quite honest, after being with him, apart from daily socializing, he had no actual deviant behavior.He didn't answer the conversation, sat down opposite Zheng Qi, and had a drink with him.

Zheng Qi seemed a little different from the past, and looked a little preoccupied.

Bailixi asked with concern: "What's wrong?"

"Probably because I saw young people and realized that the back waves hit the front waves, and the front waves were going to die on the beach."

"We are not young anymore." Bailixi said with emotion.

Zheng Qi looked at his face that was still so handsome and ageless, plus he had been in a high position for many years, with a graceful demeanor and a natural charm, and he fell in love with him when he saw him.He raised his head and drank the wine in the glass, as if mustering up his courage, and asked, "Where did you see me? I think many people are curious about this." After figuring it out, I can get you away from me Take it, the herd!

This really stopped Bailixi. Frankly speaking, he didn't even know when he became interested in men, maybe not now, but someone was persistent, wielding a hoe and digging hard, piercing through his protective inner strength. The thick wall touched his true inner self.

He rejects people thousands of miles away, and the only one who can go all the way to get close to him over the years is the only one in front of him.

"You are better than others think." And I am not as good as everyone thinks.

"Why didn't you say that before?" Zheng Qi muttered.

"I should have said it a few more times."

"What are you saying, it's better to do it!" Zheng Qi said in a disgusted tone, "It's not a woman who is crying and crying, hurting the spring and the autumn." Even though he said that, he kissed Bailixi impatiently. A little spicy.

It was close to morning.

Zheng Qi was in a daze: "I'll have to drink porridge for a few more days...it's all retribution..."

Bailixi was a little guilty, he had never been gentle and considerate, and was always a little rough.

"Who didn't know Lao Tzu's ability back then? Seven times a night... Hey..."

Bailixi: "We are still two times away."

"!!" My cheap mouth!

In short, Mr. Zheng's journey to pursue his wife (?) is still very long.