Gospel of Lazy Cancer

In the small black room, more than a dozen children were shivering.

Mr. Qiu Xiaolang was imprisoned, and seeing cockroaches and mice crawling in front of him, he couldn't help feeling remorse again.

Why are you so careless?He should be more careful, otherwise he won't be found out by that mad woman of the Yao family that he is fanning the flames, and the little duke is too useless, looking at a tall and big man, he will faint at the sight of blood...

Suddenly, he found a little boy on the opposite side who had been secretly looking at him. He didn't dare to say anything, and he didn't even dare to turn his head. He only looked at him from the corner of his eye.

He was dressed in coarse cloth and was relatively thin. He was probably about the same age as himself. There were bloodstains and dust on his face, so he couldn't see his appearance clearly.

Do you recognize your own child?

Mr. Qiu Xiaolang guessed.He was afraid that the other party would expose his relationship with Yao's family as neighbors, and cause the thief to be vigilant... He secretly complained, his heart felt cold, and he managed to pull himself together.A kid from a rich family pretending to be ignorant, pampered, weak and timid, with a timid look.

I don't know how long I waited, it felt like years, and my hands and feet were numb.Finally, there was a restless sound of clang clang clang outside, as if someone was fighting.

His heart raised, here we come!

After about a quarter of an hour, the house was kicked open from the outside, and the person who led in was not the Yao family, who was that crazy woman?

The door has been broken in two.

Tsk, this leg strength...

"Boy from the Qiu family, we're here to save you!" The crazy lady looked him up and down in distress, and said with a smile, "I'll give you a credit."

"Untie me quickly." Stop talking nonsense.

Someone brought him hot water, and he cleaned himself up.

"Huh? Tell General Yao that this kid really looks like Mr. Qiu Xiaolang!"

When Mr. Qiu Xiaolang heard the words, he looked over there, and it was the little boy who had been staring at him before.

Before, because the room was very dark, and the kid's face was dirty, he couldn't see the other person's face clearly.At this time they were rescued and cleaned up, only to find that their appearance was almost printed in the same mold.

He looks like his mother, and he can't help but wonder if it has something to do with his mother's relatives.

After careful questioning, everyone knew that the child's mother's surname was Wei, which happened to be the same surname as Mrs. Qiu's, which seemed to confirm his guess.The child has been living with his grandmother. Not long ago, his grandmother died of illness. He became an orphan with no relatives or reason, and was sent to the Salesian Bureau, which is an orphanage run by the imperial court.I don't want someone in the Salesian Bureau to secretly collude with the kidnapper and sell him out.

When the government office learned about it, they immediately ordered people to investigate, cleaned up and rectified the Salesian Bureau, and inquired about his life experience by the way.

That night, when he returned home, he probably suffered too much stimulation during the day and had a nightmare after falling asleep.He dreamed that he was being chased and killed by a white tiger as big as a small hill, and he was about to die when a sharp arrow whizzed in, shot the tiger in the eye, passed through the brain, and the tiger's huge body shook. , fell to the ground with a plop.

He suddenly looked back, and saw a well-dressed figure standing in the forest, his face was obscured by the light behind his back, but he had an intuition that the other party was a girl, or the person he liked, and his heart was beating violently.

The other party rescued him and was about to leave without saying hello. He hurried to catch up, but he didn't expect her to be faster, and she disappeared after a while, disappearing into the woods.

He was turning around in a hurry, when suddenly he was patted on the shoulder, turned his head, and saw a familiar face, the smile on his face was different from the shyness of ordinary girls, and he was very cheerful.In the dream, she was a few years older than she actually was. She had already shed her childishness and revealed the beauty of a girl, but he could definitely recognize her.

It's a crazy woman.

He woke up straight away.

How, how come?His black hair is long and straight!woo woo woo...

Soon Mr. Qiu Xiaolang was no longer in the mood to think about the relationship between his children, and he was faced with deeper and more difficult propositions.

——Who is his father?

It's not that his old mother cheated on the old Wang next door, but...his father is not his real father, and his mother is not his real mother.

Among the children who were trafficked together at that time, the child who looked very similar to him was actually the real son of the Qiu family!

It is said that back then, the Wei family had two twin daughters. The older sister married a small businessman with a mediocre family background, and the younger sister was ambitious and entered the concubine room of a wealthy family. Later, the small businessman became a big businessman. Without stimulation, he left after giving birth and entrusted his son to the nanny before he died.

The nanny came to the Qiu family to work, and it happened that the elder sister of the Wei family also gave birth to Lin'er. Seeing that the two babies were about the same age and looked alike, she didn't know why, so Li Daitao froze and took the two children directly. Changed it, but no one noticed it!

Now the yamen is investigating the case of human trafficking by the Salesian Bureau, and by the way, they are investigating the child, only to find out that his life experience has a lot to say.

Huh?Not a real grandmother, but a nanny?

Huh?The nanny has been to Qiu's house before, why didn't she recognize each other?It is unreasonable for poor relatives to be rich relatives!

Huh?That child seems to be more like Member Qiu than Mr. Qiu Xiaolang, and there is a small dress made by Mrs. Qiu in the nanny's belongings?

It can be described as twists and turns.

After all, after many years, the person concerned has died again, so there is no way to verify it, but the current evidence points to a possibility: the two children have been transferred.

Mr. Qiu Xiaolang overheard his parents talking, and was overwhelmed by the inside story.

I don't even dare to write like this in drama!

At a young age, he had to bear the hardships that life gave him.

When he was most at a loss and felt homeless, the crazy woman came to him and said, "Even if your parents don't want you, you can still come to me, at least it's a small flag."

"A small leader with only ten people, the young master gave me the position of general..."

Although he complained so much, he had already agreed in his heart, and his fearful heart actually settled down like this.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with the little lady being fierce.

Then the crazy woman said again: "Don't worry about it, this hasn't driven you away yet! Even if it's a dog, it has feelings after so many years of raising it-I didn't scold you, why are you staring at me?! Let's talk about this You are also a victim. Both parents were together and turned into an orphan. Even if they get angry, they can’t blame you. Besides, they are all relatives. You still have to call your mother an aunt, and they won’t kill them all. "

Thank you for your comfort...

However, the development of the matter was not as bad as he imagined. His parents concealed all kinds of things and did not directly recognize the child. Instead, they took him over from the Salesian Bureau in the name of relatives and raised him as a son.

Firstly, the truth is too difficult to distinguish. There is no sufficient evidence to say that Li Daitao is stiff, but only a piece of clothing is not convincing. It is possible that the nanny stole it because she was greedy for the good material of the small clothing; Real sons and fake sons, feelings cannot be faked, so it is rare to be confused, and the two should be relatives.

Qiu Xiaolang-jun was still a little awkward at first, feeling that he had taken over his family's favor for many years, and now that their family was reunited, he was redundant, so he played truant from school all day long, and was beaten by his parents in mixed doubles.

The crazy woman even laughed at him, saying that he is a cheap bone, and that if he doesn't clean up, he will feel uncomfortable all over.

He also endured it, who taught him to like her a little bit now?

Only a little bit!

Yao Chen still doesn't know that her niece has been coveted by others. She is ten years old, so it's too early to think about getting married.On the contrary, he, an older unmarried young man, was read a few words by his elder sister-in-law during the family reunion dinner.

The eldest sister-in-law is like a mother, even if Yao Chen is now a first-rank official, she still has to listen to her elders when she returns home. Fortunately, Mrs. Sun is gentle and reasonable, just out of concern, without any threat or persecution.

"Now that you are not in the military camp, you must always have someone close to you to take care of you. After all, soldiers are men, so carelessness and negligence are inevitable. They are not as careful as women. Do you want to pick a maid for you?" Sun asked tentatively.

Is this maid really just serving tea and water to take care of daily life?

The Yao family has a clear and bright family style and a hard-working style. Men basically don't take concubines, unless it is for the sake of offspring. When General Yao was alive, Yao Chen's two elder brothers didn't have maids in the same room, and the family population was very simple.Sun felt that apart from losing her husband in the early years, she was really very lucky. She had no talent or virtue, but she had been the head mother of the Yao Mansion for many years.

But now the population is simple but it is not a good thing. Look at this reunion dinner, just the three of them eat. Although one Yao Aijun is worth a hundred ducks, the banquet is actually very lively, but the fact is that the number of people is small, and the family must be added as soon as possible. import.Moreover, Yao Chen's marriage was delayed because of the war before. Now that he is ordered to return to the capital, Sun doesn't care whether he is going to ascend or not. In the eyes of the woman, the child is stable and safe, and he doesn't have to suffer in the north. , It's time to think about lifelong events.

When the news of Yao Chen's return to Beijing came out, Sun's official wives who usually walked around said a lot, both openly and secretly. She clearly realized that Yao Chen was definitely the most popular marriage proposal in Beijing this year, and he really did. deserved.

The first rank of the official residence, the talent and appearance are excellent, especially after the prisoner offering ceremony, his character and coquettishness have attracted all the girls in the city to go crazy, be infatuated and intoxicated, as if insane.

During this period of time, Mrs. Sun didn't dare to go out to socialize. Every time she appeared, she recommended a niece here, a wife there, and even a bold woman recommended a pillow mat. Just avoid all social situations.

Mrs. Sun is not stupid either. She has also heard rumors among the soldiers, such as Yao Chen's love of Nanfeng, so she asked. .

Yao Chen, who has returned to being a salted fish, hopes from the bottom of his heart that someone will take care of him comfortably, but the fact is that someone has already occupied this position and will show his fangs to any creature who dares to covet this position.

The emperor's little wolf dog is sullen: Is it not enough to have me?

Therefore, in the face of his elder sister-in-law's concern, Yao Chen expressed his gratitude, but firmly refused: "I'm used to handling trivial matters by myself, and the personal guards are also doing a good job, there is no need for another person to serve."

Mrs. Sun understood what he meant, and turned to talk about something else.

She never thought that she could change Yao Chen's mind. This child has been stubborn since he was a child, and his father-in-law and mother-in-law couldn't do anything back then. Now she has a way?The children of the Yao family probably have the word "stubborn" written in every drop of their blood.Yao Chen seems to be the most docile and gentle among the three brothers, but in fact he is the most arrogant in his bones, and he doesn't care about oil and salt.

Sun sighed secretly, and turned her attention to her daughter.

I can't control your uncle, I can't control you?

"Look at the way you eat, you don't look like a girl!"

Yao Aijun: "?"

Yao Aijun felt more and more that he was not born to her mother, so she sought comfort from her third uncle.

"Boy from the Qiu family, come and meet my third uncle." Yao Aijun warmly greeted her little friend. She is as warm as a spring breeze to her friends, and as cruel as winter to her enemies. Like friends, sometimes she can't figure it out.At this time, she wanted to formally introduce him to her elders, but she got stuck: "By the way, what's your name?"

"...Qiu Kangping." The boy's voice was calm, but Yao Chen could hear the gnashing of teeth in it.

Qiu Kangping tried his best to maintain his composure, and saluted the powerful general. He secretly looked at Yao Chen, full of admiration and admiration. there is none left.

Yao Chen noticed that the eyes of the two of them were flying back and forth, and he didn't say anything. He observed the protagonist of the story of the true and false young master. The fake young master's soul wears to predict the future and hugs the boss's thigh so that others can't afford it.

interesting.

Yao Chen casually chatted with the juniors, and then sent them to play by themselves.

Boys and girls, at the same age as flowers, reminded him of running in the sunset, the youth that never returns.

Back then, I was really running in the sunset, being pushed by my elder brother to exercise... Sigh, the past is too painful to look back on!

It is said that if a person likes to recall the past, it means that he is old.

In his ten years as a major general, he has lived a wonderful life that no one else could have imagined in his entire life.

He had killed many people, saved many more, was loved by countless people, and feared and hated by many.Of course, his greatest achievement so far is sleeping with the most honorable person in the world.

At present, Yao Chen's only pursuit is to eat and wait for death, and to retire leisurely.

Yao Chen took care of some trivial matters, sold his leave to go to court, and after the court meeting was over, the emperor directly invited him to the Qianqing Palace.

"It's the first time to go to court when you return to Beijing. Are you used to it?"

"I'm not very used to it, everything is fine, and I don't feel tired when I'm busy with my work in the Fifth Army's Commandant's Mansion."

"That's good," the little wolf dog of the emperor leaned over and kissed, "Now that I have me, I won't make you tired." The emperor was a little bit worried about his young age, and he had no real power when he ascended the throne, so he couldn't even protect him , let alone sheltering Yao Chen and protecting the Yao family, but Yao Chen was asked to sacrifice himself to protect him and the court. The deep and shallow wounds on the general's body seemed to be telling his incompetence...

Now that he holds great power in his hands, civil and military obedience, he can finally confidently say to his major general: I will support you!

Yao Chen happily agreed. For a salty fish like him who has no ambitions, what the little wolf dog did was to put him in the saltworks, and no one can salt him now.

But in the eyes of outsiders, the life of the newly appointed Governor Zuo is simply in dire straits, and life is worse than death.

The Mansion of the Captain of the Five Armies is like a shrine, enshrining the major general like a Buddha, with a golden body, shining brightly, but in reality, it is illusory and has no real power, leaving him nowhere to display his talents. From time to time, people are asked to cooperate with the performance.

I really want to say to the emperor: You are not an actor, don't design those plots.

Now the major general is no longer a major general, but——

Caged bird.

Yao Chen is willing to be the little wolf dog's caged bird.

But he didn't expect that soon he wouldn't even be able to make a bird.

The emperor did not restrict Yao Chen's actions in the palace, he wished he could treat the palace as his home, Yao Chen got up this day, went to the imperial garden for a stroll after practicing martial arts, and suddenly saw a luxuriously dressed girl in the garden in front of him.Vaguely, he only saw a figure from the back, who seemed to be chatting and joking with the court lady, exuding a youthful and lively atmosphere.

The servant who led the way explained: "The empress comes here every day to pick flowers and make tea."

Queen? !

boom -

Where did the queen come from? !Did I hear you wrong? !

It was obviously cloudless weather, but the background behind Yao Chen was lightning and thunder.

The four bloody characters "I am Xiaosan" flooded the screen all over my mind.

He stood there, unable to move, and forgot to speak. It seemed that a century had passed, and it seemed that it was only in the blink of an eye. Yao Chen felt that all his blood had drained out, his whole body was cold, and at the same time, he was very hot and burning. Blood vessels and nerves are as angry as a volcanic eruption.

So, here comes the question: did the emperor commit the crime of bigamy?Is getting married on an isolated island overseas still counting?

No no no!That was originally not counted, but it was just to appease the emperor and satisfy the wishes of the two of them.

The correct question should be: When did the emperor get married? !

Yao Chen's head was completely confused.

He suddenly remembered that the emperor seemed to have been married a long time ago, and it was not his fault that he was belatedly aware of it, it was really because the empress had no sense of existence.

When the first emperor passed away, the 12-year-old King Puyang was temporarily brought over to make up the number. He was adopted under the name of the first emperor and the queen mother, and placed on the dragon chair. The queen mother listened to the government behind the curtain. Promoted by the three forces of the court and the imperial court, the empress dowager's distant niece, who was only six years old, was named the empress.

A 12-year-old Zhengtai and a six-year-old Lolita, under the background of Tatar oppression, what impure things can happen?

This political marriage is mainly based on the symbolic significance of its identity to the country, the consolidation of imperial power, and the appeasement of relatives, so that they can be consistent with the outside world and overcome difficulties together. As for the relationship between children, it does not exist.

In the beginning, they were young, and the emperor and empress lived their own lives. Later, the emperor wanted to get rid of the control of the empress dowager and his relatives, and kept a distance from the empress who was the empress dowager's niece. The relationship between them had always been weak, but when the emperor and the general were together Finally, the Queen was left behind.

Now the queen is sixteen years old.

Sixteen...

Without even seeing his face, Yao Chen retreated silently.

I really feel ashamed.

A centenarian and a [-]-year-old girl are competing for a lover. Is it a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?This is all on the Interstellar Society edition.