Gospel of Lazy Cancer

"Would you like to put on an auspicious costume for me?"

The emperor no longer has the ability to speak, as if his mind was controlled by the sea monster, he changed his clothes as he said.

When I got the wedding dress, I realized the general’s thoughtfulness. Inside was a real red double-breasted large-sleeve shirt, which matched with ordinary groom’s pants. When a commoner gets married, the groom can wear a ninth-rank official dress, and the bride can use a phoenix coronet and a pleated skirt. , Licensing illegally under the guise of a scholar's dress code, leapfrogging the dress.It was the first time for the emperor to take a closer look at the official robes of ninth-rank officials. The mantle was made of flying sparrows, flying with two companions. It looked ordinary, but the craftsmanship was silk, and gold thread and precious stones were used as decorations.Yao Chen is a military officer, with seahorses embroidered on it, also in pairs.

They are just like ordinary newlyweds. At this time, he is not the emperor, nor is he a general.

After changing his clothes, he hid his hands in his sleeves, his palms were sweating with excitement, and with a restrained look of joy on his face, he was invited to the bridal chamber.

The room has already been furnished, the walls on all sides are coated with pepper powder, the bed curtains are red mandarin duck curtains, the bedding is the happy quilt of dragon and phoenix, two red candles with happy characters on the table burning.

There are six rituals before the wedding, such as accepting, asking the name, Najib, Nazheng, asking for a date, and welcoming in person.

According to the custom, on the day of the wedding, the bride is taken to the man's house, and the groom's house will spread rice bags on the ground for the bride to enter the house through the rice bags, because "bag" and "dai" have the same pronunciation, and walking rice bags represents After the bride gets through the door, she will carry on the family line for the man's family.This doesn't apply to them either, it's hell to be born.

Bah, bah, bah, you can't say unlucky words.

The emperor thought to himself, it's outside the mainland anyway, don't worry about it!

He waited and thought wildly, trying to relieve his overjoyed, ecstatic mood.

After a while, Yao Chen changed and came in.

The general was already handsome and tall, but now he was wearing an auspicious suit. The red brocade suit made his complexion as rosy as a peach blossom, and every look seemed to reveal the breath of spring. With a gentle smile, he walked into reality like a man in a boudoir's dream.

The emperor walked up to him, took his hand with both hands, and held it firmly, not wanting to separate.

There is a shrine to the west of the bridal chamber, where the two burn incense and worship the gods, as if telling the world that the two are about to marry.

They drank Hebei wine together, and the emperor personally lit a red candle. This red candle was specially made and burned for a long time.

They sat on the bed, as if seeing each other for the first time, and as if it had been a hundred years.

The person is still the same person, but wearing this groom's robe, he is like a newcomer, and his every move reveals the nervousness and shyness he saw for the first time.

The little wolf dog said silly: "This is my happiest day."

Yao Chen said with a smile: "It's still a long day, maybe I will be happier in the future, I have to save some thoughts for the future."

But the little wolf dog was already very satisfied, and said, "I hope it can be like this every day."

The general raised his eyebrows: "Be a groom every day?" This ambition is hin great!

The emperor felt that there was nothing better than his generals to spoil the atmosphere, and he became a little annoyed: "As long as I have you every night, I will do it."

Yao Chen: You can do it, of course you can do it, you can do it very well.No one knows better than me.

The general's meaningful eyes slid down, and the emperor's throat tightened.

On the one hand, he wanted to keep the general imprisoned by his side forever. If possible, he really wanted to tie him on his trouser belt and carry him with him, making out how and when he wanted to; If the general does this, the general is not only his beloved lover, but also the god of war in the eyes of all people. He is talented and has a bright future. How dare he restrain him and hurt him?If he did the slightest thing that was not good for the general, his heart would also ache.

On the wedding night, red candles were printed on the window, hazy and dreamy, and the two fell in love easily.

The emperor especially wanted to take off his clothes and have a skin-to-skin contact with the general, and was particularly reluctant to take off his auspicious clothes. With an extremely solemn heart, he prepared the general for bed step by step with a sense of ritual.

The general also cooperated very much, tilting his head and smiling: "Husband, please arrange it?"

At three poles in the sun, the general woke up, and the emperor found him awake, so he leaned over, took a sip of incense, and made fun of him, "Xiang dimple smiled shyly, and the willow waists are touching each other like drunk."

Yao Chen secretly thought, are you still ashamed?I don't know how to write shame.

"Don't you think it's a little salty?"

"Didn't you taste it yesterday?" It was salty, and a little fishy.

"..." You don't drive, you drive a spaceship.

Yao Chen thought of that, so he better not talk about it during the day, he asked: "What were you thinking just now?"

"Some past events."

The general was puzzled, but the emperor showed a happy and satisfied smile.

The first time he met the general was when he was young, when he was just the son of King Puyang, his father brought him into the palace to meet the late emperor, and the old general Yao also brought his son to the palace that day, the two pairs of father and son happened to bump into each other. The first emperor was quite close to his father, and the two of them came to discuss private matters, so they simply met together.

The first emperor had seen the two children, and as the supreme leader expressed his concern for the offspring of his subordinates, he let them go and play.

He had heard of the name of the general's family, and was very curious about the Yao family, and this handsome little brother was very close to him, and he felt close to him, so he tried to talk to him.

"My father wants to send me to the Imperial College, and enter the palace to beg for grace. What did your father bring you here for?"

The other party looked at him, and his beautiful eyes showed sympathy.

"I didn't expect you to be as unlucky as me."

"Unlucky? Why do you say that?" He asked inexplicably, "Entering the Imperial Academy will improve you and serve the country!" He imitated his father's words.

"What's so good about growing up? It's better to sleep at home..." the other party muttered, the voice behind him was inaudible.

"My father doesn't want to be the king of idleness. He is unhappy at home. I hope I can have more opportunities to display my ambitions and serve the court." He is not a three-year-old child anymore. The virtuous king is not a decision his father can make.He sighed like an adult: "There are nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life."

The other party looked at him with an indescribable expression, then turned to mention other things and asked, "Then what do you think?"

"I don't know, but I don't want my father to be unhappy."

The other party gave him a look of happiness in the midst of blessings: "Xianfu is really enviable to be a rice bug at home. You are still young, don't be like your father, the world is very open, and you can't display your talents if you are not in the court." Don’t blame others for being stupid..." The other party probably remembered his father, and restrained his mocking tone: "Oh, why did I tell you this, it’s all because the old guy insisted on forcing me to improve— —Sorry, I’m in a bad mood, it’s not about you.”

This is the first time he has heard such remarks. The imperial court basically treats the royal bloodlines other than the state reserve as pigs. They will give you a piece of land, you can eat and drink without worrying about food and drink, and no one will care about you if you are ignorant. Don't toss the people in the fief. Just be too hard.Therefore, his father has always been worried about him, feeling that he was born into the royal family by mistake, and he is depressed. His thoughts directly affect the atmosphere of the family and are also projected on the child.

I didn't expect that the descendants of the Yao family who had sacrificed their lives for the court for generations would have such thoughts.

It simply opened up a new world and carved an indelible mark on his young heart.

It turns out that my identity and bloodline are not cursed, but envied by others.

It turns out that the father's opinion is not necessarily correct, he can have his own ideas.

It turns out that the young master of the Yao family is like this...

Yao Chen was also surprised to hear him talk about the old things. He almost forgot all the talk back then, and only remembered it when he reminded him.

"I didn't expect you to covet me so early."

Emperor: "What, what have you been coveting for a long time? Obviously you confessed first."

Yao Chen just smiled and didn't say a word, not to mention that he found out that he had stunned himself and then such and such things before, lest the little wolf dog become angry from embarrassment.

So be it!Who made himself so much older than him?

"It's me who harbors ill intentions towards you and tempts you in every possible way. I am Han Yan to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty."

What Yao Chen mentioned was Mingjun, but the relationship ended badly, and Han Yan was regarded as a lucky person.

"I'm not the big radish that Jinwu Zangjiao always abandons!"

Emperor: Can you have more confidence in me?

Yao Chen turned over, turned sideways to him, and said, "Now you can show your ambitions, and your father will be very relieved." If you want to do a good job as an emperor, it's no wonder you don't die of exhaustion!

The emperor's own father, King Puyang, died young, one step ahead of the crown prince. His mother was so worried that she followed her soon after. He was taken into the palace.

On this happy day, the emperor skipped this memory and asked his general: "Has your ambition changed now? Do you still want to sleep at home every day?" His tone was joking.

"Where do you sleep if you're not at home? Do you sleep in flowers and sleep in willows? Ouch..."

The emperor pinched his ass.

Yao Chen secretly said, my dream is to sleep until I wake up naturally, having regular sex.

The two slumped on the bed for a while, and continued to sway after getting up.

The emperor ordered people to take the two sets of auspicious clothes to be cleaned and prepare for his own collection in the future.

Yao Chen sighed: "It feels like the wish of two lifetimes has been fulfilled."

"Why two lives?" The little wolf dog asked warily.

Yao Chen was thoughtful: "I don't know why, but I just have this feeling. It seems that someone in the previous life also expected this."

A modest but formal wedding, worshiping heaven and earth, going to the bridal chamber, the two belong to each other and will never be separated again.

He was immersed in the memory, as if he had touched something, but he couldn't remember it, it was like scratching an itch, and he was so angry that he couldn't scratch it.

It was as if someone had been extremely close to him, accompanied each other, and promised a lifetime.

The emperor was made jealous by his look of nostalgia for his old lover. What happened in his previous life?Where did you come from in your previous life?The general belongs to him for life and life!

Yao Chen explained: "I always feel that we knew each other in a previous life." He has a strange sense of familiarity with the little wolf dog, and he seems to know his character, thoughts, and emotions well.

"Hmph, come on, you can only think about me, not me in the previous life."

"..."

Emperor: Just getting married, I miss others... If I don't fuck you, I will lose!

The emperor's northern tour still had to do business.

He summoned the generals of the Liaodong Guard, and Bailixi knelt in the distance, glanced at the emperor from a distance, froze for a moment, and then quickly lowered his head.

I have seen this emperor before! !

He hid his face in the shadows to prevent others from seeing the turmoil in his heart at this time, and the sky was falling apart.

The emperor had an affair with the major general!He even regarded him as a rival in love!

Is there anything more fantastic than this? !

So here comes the question, is the major general going up or down?

Thinking hard.

When the emperor inspected the army, he was completely dazed and dazed, and was looked at strangely by his colleagues several times.

He wasn't the only one who was out of shape. Anyone who participated in the negotiations with Zheng Feilong and saw the major general cheating on Bailixi with his own eyes, and saw the emperor's face clearly, all had the expression of being struck by lightning.

Fortunately, they were all Yao Chen's confidantes, so they didn't have to worry about leaking the secret, they just looked at Bailixi with admiration from the bottom of their hearts.

If you dare to rob people with the emperor, please accept our knees!

It is an honor to lose to the emperor!

Bailixi: ...

At that time, Yao Chen took the emperor for a walk on the grassland. Out of safety considerations, Yao Chen never revealed his identity to others. This time, he fully understood everyone's feelings and gave them enough time to cushion the exposure.

The one most affected was Bailixi, and Yao Chen went out of his way to comfort him.

"Major General, I'm a bit puzzled...why did you..." Destroy the Great Wall yourself?Flattery?

"Afraid that feelings will delay my official career? My official career was created with one knife and one gun. What has it to do with feelings?" Yao Chen smiled, "Because official career affects feelings? My feelings are all from the heart, and it doesn't make any difference because he is the emperor. .”

"But that's the emperor after all!" The lord of Wan Cheng, the destiny belongs to, the legendary suspicious, unfathomable, ruthless emperor, who always kills the heroes and generals!

He may be a wise and mighty emperor of all ages, or he may be a benevolent and generous lord of the world, but he is rarely an infatuated lover or a qualified partner.

Bailixi was greatly favored by Yao Chen, and worried that he would suffer. The emperor is like a wolf king on the grassland, the closer he gets, the more dangerous he is. The power of heaven is unpredictable!

Knowing what his confidant's favorite general thinks, Yao Chen smiles freely: He's the wolf king, and I'm not a vegetarian either!

Bailixi thought he would say something about loyalty to the emperor, and suddenly understood the gap between himself and the major general, and when he figured it out, he let go of the burden in his heart, and went on what to do.

The insiders looked at the parties concerned calmly, as if it was a perfectly normal thing, and they were all making a fuss, and the emperor didn't treat them any differently because of this matter, such as killing people to silence them, and gradually calmed down.

A storm vanished into nothingness.

The sweet potatoes planted by Yao Chen before have been harvested and hidden in a ventilated and dry cellar, so they are ready to eat at this time.

The two guarded the stove, warming the fire while waiting for the sweet potatoes to be cooked.

The emperor sniffed and smelled a faint smell of burning.

"This sweet potato is similar to a potato, and it's delicious when baked. It will be planted in Huangzhuang next year. I have tasted shredded sweet potato, which is similar to taro, but sweeter. When you return to Beijing, let the imperial chef make it for you."

"Good." Yao Chen agreed, and talked about affairs with him.

The Tatars are very peaceful now. Except for sending a letter of credence to the court after the war, there is no sign of raising troops. Their war with Oala is almost over. Unfortunately, the grassland thousands of miles to the west was lost, and it is said that even Taishi Alutai almost died on the way to escape.

The emperor was not complacent because of his little achievements, and stopped moving forward. He said: "The heart of the jackal should not be ignored. According to secret reports, the Tatars have sent envoys, and they seem to be in touch with the wild Jurchens, planning to go south..."

The aroma of roasted sweet potatoes became stronger and stronger, Yao Chen used tongs to dig out the sweet potatoes buried in the ashes of the charcoal fire.

Seeing his movements, the emperor warned: "Be careful of burning."

"Just eat it while it's hot." Yao Chen also thought that he should not take it lightly. He poked the sweet potato with his chopsticks to check whether it was cooked. At the same time, he said, "Nu'er Gandusi Northeast Tribe reported that Jurchens seem to be ready to move. Moreover, due to the war this year, the grazing is affected. Not good, I’m afraid it will be robbed again.”

"The frontier defense still cannot be relaxed. If he dares to come, we will tell him to come and go."

After the roasted sweet potatoes had cooled down a bit, the two of them peeled off the scorched outer layer together and shared the food while it was hot.

After eating the sweet potatoes, both of them had dark hands, washed their hands and continued talking.

"I have a plan..."