Gospel of Lazy Cancer

Zhang Shoufu got off the Yamen and returned to the mansion, changed into ordinary clothes, and had dinner with his old wife and family.

He was old and couldn't eat many things. The old lady ordered people to buy a lot of canned garlic and salty food, and opened a can every time she cooked.

"This fish is chewy and tastes good, but it's a bit salty, so we have to cook it with other dishes before we can eat it."

The emperor was in a good mood these past few days, and they also relaxed a lot. It was rare for Zhang Shoufu to joke with his old wife.

"Are you thinking about a new recipe again?" His old wife also liked to play with this when she was young. At that time, her family was in a mediocre family, and her salary barely supported the family, and she was reluctant to waste food, so he had to eat whatever she made.

At this time, the two of them were already in their dying years, and it was a special feeling to recall how they were when they were young.

"Where did I think, anyone who sells canned food will teach you, and if you buy more, you will get free recipes. You can use canned food to cook soup, rice, and stir-fry. I heard that you can also eat it with lettuce. We can try it when the weather is hot. .”

Zhang Shoufu thought it was good, anyway, he basically listened to his old wife inside and outside the house.

"The kid in the family has a tricky mouth. He doesn't even eat lake fish. He thinks it's troublesome to eat thorns. I didn't expect to like this, especially the spicy one." The old wife continued, "If you don't tell me, I don't know it It is made of sea fish, and it is shipped all the way from the north, so it has to be cheap."

The high price is not necessarily the reason for the distance.

Zhang Shoufu has seen Yao Chen's memorial, and knows the cost and profit. At that time, Yao Chen said that he would sell seafood in the capital at a preferential price. Zhang Shoufu didn't think so. He didn't expect that now his family can't do without cans almost every day. If he knew it earlier, he would order a discount. coming.

Speaking of Yao Chen, Zhang Shoufu couldn't help but fell into deep thought when he thought of the memorial he had asked to restore Nuer Gandu Commander.

His old wife lost her mind when she saw him talking, and got used to it, so she ordered someone to clean up and went for a walk in the garden with the support of her daughter-in-law.

Nuergan refers to the lower reaches of Heilongjiang, where the ethnic groups are mixed, including Mongolia, Jurchen, Jilimi, Kuwu, Daur, etc. They mostly live on fishing and hunting, and their living customs are closer to those of the neighboring Tatar and Jurchen countries.

When the country was founded, some old ministers from the previous dynasty retreated to the Nuergan area and surrendered to our dynasty. The imperial court established a capital commander (capital division), and its commanders were assumed by the heads of various ministries.

However, to this day, the capital was once abolished due to various reasons. Among them, there are many officials in the DPRK and China who have different ideas if they are not of our race, and there are also factors that the central government is unable to control the Nuergan area.

Originally, Nu'ergan was under the rule of the General Army of Liaodong. If the capital was restored, it would be equivalent to taking away part of Yao Chen's rights.

Alas, before someone impeached Yao Chen, the emperor ordered him to defend himself twice, but the latter never responded. This matter was known to Zhang Shoufu and the Queen Mother. There is no impenetrable wall in the world.

They had discussed the Yao family's position. If Yao Chen could retire successfully, he would be able to protect himself and his family, and he would be a vassal.After all, he was young and energetic at this time, and he could not stand wronged, and the emperor was too, pressing every step of the way, which seemed narrow-minded, mean and unkind.

The Queen Mother also had nothing to do with the emperor, so she had to write a letter to Yao Chen to remind him.

Zhang Shoufu pondered, guessing that this was probably Yao Chen's move to retreat. For the taxes in the mainland, the imperial court has to bear the livelihood of its people, and it has to provide subsidies in case of disasters and victims. It is a loss-making business.

But it was a real loss to Yao Chen. He had to distribute the rights to the various clans under his rule.

Sure enough, the emperor quickly agreed, and decreed to re-open the Nuer Gandu Command and Envoy Division, led by the heads of various ministries, to give seals, to maintain their customs, to unify their affiliations, and to pay tribute from time to time.

Zhang Shoufu felt that the emperor was also taking advantage of the slope to go down the donkey. He regarded this move as Yao Chen's bowing his head to show his favor. He returned his goodwill and ordered all the envoys to be temporarily commanded by Yao Chen. He recommended candidates and the court reviewed and appointed them.

"All ministries and Liaodong Guards trade goods, except for salt, iron and military supplies, which can be bought and sold freely."

Zhang Shoufu tentatively asked: "Should I discuss with Vice President Yao again?"

The emperor waved his hand, and he couldn't say that this was what he and Yao Chen had just discussed last night.

This kind of behavior was interpreted by Zhang Shoufu as authoritarian, secretly thinking that the emperor was domineering and strong, and silently reminded himself that if the emperor had the slightest intention to let him go, he would immediately beg for bones. Love stack power.

The news of the re-establishment of the Nuer Gandu Division spread to Liaodong, and the leaders of the various ministries, like a pack of wolves smelling blood, rushed to the guard station in person or sent envoys to ask to see the major general. They were all blocked by a young and beautiful guard.

Because the news reached the Major General but not yet, he and his little boyfriend Yiyi parted ways and delayed for two days.

This has caused a lot of trouble for the guards. Some tribes are polite, so they stop them with a good temper, but there are also those who are used to being polite. .

Among them, Bailixi was the first to bear the brunt. The major general did not avoid him in many things. It was a test of trust. This time he returned to Beijing secretly and ordered him to be in charge of the security. He was only allowed in and out of the room.Bailixi kept his mouth shut, and he didn't pretend to speak to those intimidating people, only saying that the major general had something to do and it was inconvenient to see guests.

Those people are not good-tempered. Seeing him as gorgeous as a peach and plum, with fair skin and beautiful appearance, they feel that they can be bullied.

"Why don't you let me see the major general? Fuck/You're so weak that you can't walk?" Someone was very dissatisfied, vented his anger on Bailixi, and looked him up and down with lewd eyes.

The major general is indeed weak, but he was/fucked.

Bailixi's face was ashen, and he was about to refute the man, but was preempted by a voice.

"You see him whenever you want, thinking that Liaodong belongs to your family?"

"Major General!" He shouted with sticks left and right, scaring the people surrounding the door half to death.

The one who couldn't control his mouth just now was immediately dragged away by someone covering his mouth. Who would dare to answer that?If they are labeled as rebels, let alone a piece of the pie, the whole tribe will be ruined.

"There are so many posts, who do you think I should meet first?" Yao Chen didn't look at anyone else, he seemed to be talking to his bodyguard, but he didn't hide anything, his voice could be heard clearly by everyone around him.

Bailixi knew that Yao Chen was trying to give him a good face, so he got angry with those who looked down on him, so his expression softened a little: "All you need to do is follow the general's orders."

The onlookers secretly looked at the general and the guards. One was handsome and the other was charming. They really matched each other.

Emperor: ...with a P!

After entering the room, Yao Chen listened to Bailixi's report on all kinds of things that happened during his skipped work period, and picked the urgent and important ones first, and it didn't take much time.

A good system is that the organization can still operate as usual without the boss, but if all of them are tied together, the pressure will be too great and the organization's ability to bear risks will be weak.

Yao Chen will give priority to this when doing things, follow the rules in everything, clear rights and responsibilities, everyone abides by the rules, if there is any abnormality, he will go to his immediate superior, and if he can't solve it, he will report it. In the end, there will be fewer things that fall on his case.

Of course, the system is not omnipotent. There will always be urgent emergencies, or mistakes in the middle links, or people neglecting their duties. Sometimes the system is not comprehensive and inappropriate. In this case, you should be careful. A system and a healthy organization are the foundation of Liaodong's development.

The most important thing at present is to restore the slaves to serve as the capital.

The Dusi was originally a military establishment and had nothing to do with administrative divisions, but the border guards are special, and the military and government cannot be clearly distinguished. Many people under its rule are both soldiers and civilians, so the Dusi also handles civil affairs. It is actually considered a local administrative organ. The imperial court has another system to supervise and manage it.

In a Dusi, at least there are commanders and envoys of the second rank, from the co-prefects of the second rank, to the ministers of the third rank, there are many, many positions, with officials and power, no wonder the various tribes have heard the news and coveted it.

The sky is high and the emperor is far away. Some of those tribes are rebellious and unruly, and some are slippery. It doesn't matter if they hang out for a few more days. Yao Chen ordered the spies and the defense to cheer up, loosen the outside and tighten the inside to prevent chaos.

After Yao Chen arranged everything, he suddenly noticed that Bailixi looked sleepy.

He smiled and said, "Why, is your temper not going well? It's not your fault for being good-looking, so don't worry about it." I'll suffer if you tie me to CP, okay?

Bailixi seemed to have made up his mind, and knelt down on the ground: "Major General Rong Zhi, the subordinates didn't care about it. General Meng was promoted to a personal guard. Although Fang was good, the subordinates wanted to go to the front line to repay the general's kindness. "

Probably because of his appearance, Bailixi was discriminated against, and his desire to go to the battlefield became stronger and stronger, eager to prove himself to the people around him with his military exploits.

Yao Chen: This stupid roe deer looks smart, why is he so stupid?

What's so good about fighting?It's life and death, blood splatters, arms and legs flying around.

"Where is the front line coming from? Peace is the most important thing, and you can't take advantage of frontier quarrels."

Bailixi almost doubted his own ears. Is this really what the headquarters of the [-]-strong army, known as the God of War, said?

Instead, it's like the old civil servants in the imperial court who stand and talk without back pain.

Yao Chen randomly picked out a report and motioned him to stand up: "Read it to me."

Bailixi didn't understand what it meant, but he followed Yao Chen's order. He has been learning Chinese characters, and now he has finished learning the commonly used characters. Most of the military reports are in vernacular, so it is not difficult for him.

"If the country is poorer than the teacher, it will be far away, and if it is far away, the people will be poor. The expenses of the people will be seven out of ten, and the expenses of the public will be spent on broken carts and horses. six……"

Every time a soldier in the army eats a meal, the subsequent consumption must be multiplied, which is still normal.If there is a real war, the direct war damages and pensions will not be counted. Just transporting grain and grass can make people bald.

The Battle of Hanzhong between Liu Xuande and Cao Mengde was very intense. At that time, Zhuge Kongming was in charge of the logistics. When he was excited, he went all out and took off his clothes: "Men fight, women are lucky!" Zhuge Kongming was forced to take off his clothes, you Can you be more patient than him?

You say that war is supported by war?Just kidding, the outside of the pass is desolate, and most of them don't grow any grass, do they eat soil?It is easy for the foreign captives to fight over, because the south is rich and can support them with war.Smile.

Yao Chen finally concluded: "The imperial court is in difficulty and cannot afford to fight."

Bailixi felt that she had been deceived, so you said you wanted me to join the army to fight for my future? !

"Do you still want to go to the battlefield?" Yao Chen asked after taking a sip of tea to moisten his throat.

Bailixi nodded.

There is no big battle, there will always be a small group of bandits at the border causing trouble. If you are lucky, you will bump into him and you can feed his big sword.

The sign of an immature man is that he can sacrifice heroically for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideal.

Yao Chen, a mature man, feels that Bailixi is obviously immature, but his ambition to make contributions is worth encouraging.

Yao Chen pondered for a while, and said: "The situation on the land border is still stable, but the sea border is a bit turbulent. You should go to Mr. Zheng to learn naval warfare first."

Bailixi: "..." Major General, have you forgotten something?We partnered with him before!

Yao Chen: Is there such a thing?It's you who used beauty tricks, it's none of my business, and he's doing everything right now, and he's doing well, so I should thank you, right?

Bailixi finally resigned and said, "Obey."

The alluring soldier was transferred away from the general, and the emperor was the first to clap his hands in celebration.

He ordered a lot of rewards to Yao Chen, and wrote a lot of fleshy love letters along the way, as if there were endless things to say, and the two were far apart, so they could only convey their thoughts through letters.

Emperor: My dear, I really want to see you!

To this little wolf dog, Yao Chen couldn't still say, "You can see him whenever you want, thinking that Liaodong belongs to your family?" Because Liaodong belongs to his family.He returned one by one, and his words and sentences were full of tenderness, as if he was treating a little milk dog who stayed at home alone and hoped for his master to return every day.

Three meals and three snacks, eat on time, don't be picky eaters, you are still growing, I have reminded Wu Banban before I left, he will urge you.

Practice martial arts uninterrupted every day, but you should also pay attention to the amount of exercise. You are already great. I especially like young, strong and durable flesh/body, cross it out, body.

I read memorials every day, and I have to go out for a walk every once in a while, or look at the green scenery in the distance outside the window. Everyone is responsible for protecting eyesight. The Western clock is very useful. For a while, work and rest should be combined...

Emperor: All right, all right, I listen to you!

One day if these letters are intercepted by spies, they will probably think that the court is really good at playing tricks, and the secret letters are still using love letters as a cover, but they don't know how to interpret...

Regarding Bailixi's transfer, the second happiest person is Boss Zheng, the beauty finally fell into his hands hehehe.

It's a pity that Bailixi is cold-faced and cold-hearted, as if he has never known him, and always ignores him.

Zheng Bazong is not discouraged, full of confidence, getting along day and night, facing each other day and night, there is no guarantee that there will be a chance!Even if you can't get a bed, you can eat an extra bowl of rice just looking at that peerless face every day.

Yao Chen: Eat less for me!

Bailixi was mentally prepared before coming here. She would not listen to any teasing, sarcasm, or gossip, and learned how to do things. If Mr. Zheng finds him, he will still look at him for business, and if he says something else, he will not answer. , When the other party is dead.

At the beginning, he also wanted to get along with his colleagues, at least he got along well with the major general's personal guards - he didn't know that the other party treated him like half of the major general's family, his own family, Of course you're welcome.

After meeting Zheng Bazong, he felt that he was too naive.

"Take it off for me, how can you learn naval warfare without learning to swim?"

Bailixi gritted her teeth secretly: Afraid of you?

On the day he went into the water to practice swimming for the first time, many men who were born and died in the water forgot to step on the water to hold their breath, and several of them almost drowned.The white body is tightly wrapped by the soaked cloth, and it is still resting when you want to cover it. The strong and powerful legs, the tight and narrow waist, are like a mermaid in the water. It makes people's blood boil, and they want to jump in the next second. go up.

Mr. Zheng covered his nose and pushed the others away: "Damn it! What are you looking at? What's so interesting?!" There was blood dripping between his fingers.

Bailixi: "..."

Mad Rod!

Bailixi didn't let the matter of learning to swim just because of this, he was cruel to others, and even more cruel to himself, because he was a newcomer and didn't know anyone, so he tied himself with a rope, and the other end was tied to the shore. On rocks or trees, avoid crowds and go into the water to practice alone in the morning and evening, and then hone your swimming skills through usual observation and consultation.

The river water in the cold spring is still relatively cold. Ordinary people would shiver when entering the water, but he didn't seem to feel it. He soaked for several hours. Shengsheng improved his swimming and diving skills to a semi-skilled state in a short period of time.

During an encounter with pirates, he took out a bandit underwater.

Mr. Zheng cursed: "Mother Xipi, I don't care about my own level. If you don't float up, I'm going to jump down." superior.

Bailixi accepted his kindness and asked, "Has our beam been exposed?"

Mr. Zheng was stunned: "What Liangzi?"

"Frozen pears."

When Zheng realized the general reaction, he laughed happily.

Bailixi was a little annoyed, and almost thought that he was judging a gentleman with a villain's heart. Didn't the other party trip him up these days?

"How could it be possible to expose it? If you eat mine, you are mine! Why do you still want to renege on your debt?"

Bailixi: "I'll pay you a basket."

"That pear was left to my daughter-in-law by my dead mother. There is only one in the sky and on the earth. I don't need anything but a daughter-in-law. See, you are just right."

Before stabbing the man in front of him to death with a dagger, Bailixi turned and walked away.

In any case, after this incident, Bailixi won the respect of soldiers and sailors.

Sailor: It seems that it is not a show, but it is too good-looking. If you look too much, it is easy to find a wife, just like Mr. Zheng.

Bailixi: "..."

Made a group of sticks!