Gospel of Lazy Cancer

When the emperor received the canned fish, Yao Chen had already led two thousand Qingqi to go for a walk in Tatar without telling everyone.

Yao Chen would do this a few times a year, and this time General Luo Shen tried his best to stop him before he set off. He felt that the major general is so important now that he should not easily take risks and stand under a dangerous wall. The situation is unstable, but Yao Chen cannot be held back.

"Lao Luo, I haven't stopped you in the past few years. Why did I listen to you this year? Just save yourself some effort and help me check the equipment again."

General Luo: "Then I'll go and sacrifice the head sheep."

"..." This feudal superstition can't be cured.

Yao Chen actually didn't want to go, did he really think marching and fighting was just for fun?Qing Piao Piao said that traveling hundreds of miles a day means that her thighs are worn out, her buttocks are smashed into several petals, she can't eat a bite of hot food, and she has to sleep with one eye open at night.

However, the GPS coverage provided by the system is limited and cannot be transferred. He is the only one who can use it. Thanks to it, he was able to know the enemy's situation in advance, make effective predictions, and finally turned defeat into victory.If he doesn't check out the movement of the Tatar army every year, he can't carry out the strategy of developing Liaodong with peace of mind. What if half of the Tatars come to fight?At that time, you will be in a hurry, and your hard work will be ruined once, and it will be a waste of people and money.

In the past, he used to be known as a patrol, and asked Lao Luo to lead a guard of honor to attract attention, but he slipped away without anyone noticing.It is more convenient now, the guard thinks he is at the port, and the port thinks he is at the guard, and the time difference between the round trip and the round trip will never be discovered.

However, there was an accident this time. In the past, he took away all the old elites. Yao Chen added a quota this time and brought Bailixi with him. He thought that his background in the grassland might be useful, but it was also a test. I don’t know. Does he still cherish his homeland?

At this time, the emperor's spies were keeping a close eye on Bailixi, recording what they ate, drank, and whom they talked to. Perhaps the emperor felt that knowing himself and the enemy would win every battle, and he must grasp all the dynamics of his rival.But the spies didn't know, they thought the emperor had other thoughts about Bailixi, and secretly sighed that the blue face was a disaster, and the beauty misled the country.If in the future the emperor came to win his love, the major general had to choose between being loyal to the emperor and his true love, what should he do?

The spies have figured out 120 episodes.

Bailixi was just a soldier, and his whereabouts were much easier to inquire about than Yao Chen, but he disappeared after leaving the port, and the major general who was with him was also missing, so he reported it immediately, and the emperor immediately noticed something unusual, he was afraid Leaking the rumors would affect major events, and he didn't mention it to anyone, he didn't dare to act rashly, he only issued a sternly worded secret order, ordering him to immediately submit a self-defense paper on the pretext that someone participated in Yao Chen's support for his own self-respect.The emperor was so suffocated that his mouth became swollen, and the imperial doctor was so worried about the emperor's anxious symptoms that his hair almost fell out.

What major event can make the emperor so anxious?Is the court about to usher in another bloodbath?

The imperial doctor couldn't cure the root cause, so he could only comfort the emperor to rest and cultivate his mind, and used Longdan Xiegan Decoction to get rid of the anger, and barely controlled the disease.

Yao Chen led Qingqi straight into the Tatar Forte.

He didn't bring any food, grass and supplies, and there were only 2000 troops. If someone found and bit them, the whole army would be wiped out.

Bailixi was terrified by his audacity, but the other guards seemed to be used to it. They were well-trained and took turns to rest, and they were on duty to explore the way, quietly.

And the Major General is worthy of the name of using soldiers like gods. They have never encountered any large enemy forces along the way. If they encountered unfortunate herdsmen or small tribes, they were quietly eliminated.

Bailixi has also gained something. On the battlefield, there are only life and death. If one is merciful and let go, the whole army may die.

It was also during the march and killing that Bailixi found that he had unknowingly integrated into the guards. Someone was willing to share a piece of dry biscuit with him, give him a slap to wake him up when he was dozing off at night, and he also helped others He passed the wind when it was convenient, and learned to swear.

Seeing that the world's unparalleled beauty Shou turned into a swearing-mouthed soldier, Yao Chen felt that he had an inescapable responsibility.

There were no accidents in this line, and there was not much difference between the movement of the Tatar army and the secret report.

Herdsmen have been nomadic for generations, migrating between grasslands of different heights in different seasons, bringing their children and relatives to tents, forming teams, driving herds, and living in water and grass.

It was the time when the pasture was fertile, and the herdsmen were busy switching to grazing, and had no intention of invading southward. Even if the tribal leader wanted to fight, he had to consider the opinions of the herdsmen at the bottom, just like farming countries try their best to avoid farming time when they go to war.

From spring to summer, most of the herdsmen go to the highlands. This period is an excellent time for livestock to gain weight and grow. The herdsmen concentrate on grazing and rarely care about others.Therefore, Yao Chen avoids the spring pastures in the sunny slopes of the mountains and the nearby roads, and can basically avoid the large forces. Occasionally, there are accidents, but there is no danger, sneaking away from the two forces.

After the summer, it's another scene.As soon as summer is over, the weather cools down quickly, the mountains start to snow, and the livestock have to be moved down.

Bailixi also used to drive sheep in the autumn snow, to the autumn nest, or back to the spring pasture. If they didn't arrive in time, the cattle and sheep might lose fat, and the first half of the year would be a waste of work.Winter is even more difficult, most places are covered with thick snow, and the rich and powerful occupy the best pastures, the ground is frozen hard, and there is nothing on it, just like his heart at that time, it is hopelessly empty.

"Be careful, don't fall behind." The guard next to him reminded him in a low voice, and he hurriedly followed.

The imperial court also placed spies in Tatar. According to intelligence, Tatar is not a monolithic interior, and the tribes are fighting for power. The main leader of the regime is Taishi Arutai, and the Khan sits on the seat of a puppet. This Arutai is also a generation of heroes. , He is authoritarian and good at governing, and has supported three Khans successively today.

If he hadn't been too hostile towards me, always harassing the border, Yao Chen wouldn't want to have trouble with him.Wouldn't it be good to respect each other, live in peace and make progress together?

Yao Chen thought about leaving a gift for Tatar before he left.The guards have long been aware of his insidious despicability (crossed out) and their resourcefulness. They skillfully pretended to be grassland soldiers, attacked and plundered hostile tribes, and "accidentally" left behind living or evidence, which aggravated the suspicion and conflict among tribes. Hatred, let them restrain each other and deplete each other.

It seems that Tatar will be in chaos for a while, and it will not go south this year.

Of course, this is not absolute. If Alutai wants to divert internal conflicts and send troops on a whim, Yao Chen cannot be unprepared. After all, there are guards patrolling the border every day.

As soon as Yao Chen came back, before he even had time to take off his armor, he was immediately invited by General Luo to discuss matters in the military tent. Seeing the secret decree, he was a little confused. The emperor should trust him very much. The last letter was so affectionate Saying that you miss me or something, why did you suddenly change your style of painting? It's really a needle in the heart of an emperor...

He was still wondering why the emperor made such a decree.Immediately afterwards, the second one also came, and the emperor's anger could be felt thousands of miles away.

The general idea is where did you die?Why haven't you replied yet?It's the other way around, is it true that the general's life is a P? !

Yao Chen thought about it, the emperor probably sensed something, worried that he would be in danger, and worried that he didn't know anything, so he was so angry that he jumped up.

Because there is no specific content in the secret decree, it is full of words similar to immediately, it feels like the lover is asking why he didn't reply to my message?1 minute has passed, why is there no second reply?Did you set up a reminder for me, mute it or even block it?

Yao Chen had the illusion that he had an extremely insecure little boyfriend. At the same time, he was amazed at the keenness of this wolf cub. His spies are good, and all the news that he has kept so dead have been found out. If there is a chance, we will discuss it. learn it.

Spy: No, please let me go.

"Major General, do you want to return the paper first?" General Luo Shen was busy inspecting the army after watching Yao Chen for two days.

In the past two days, Yao Chen frequently appeared in front of people, just to show the secret spies that he was safe and sound. It didn't matter whether the emperor's order was returned or not. As for appeasing the emperor's emotions, he had a better way.

Yao Chen said: "When the batch of canned food is shipped, I will personally send it to the capital."

"It's not long since you came back..." This was too hard.Although Luo Shenjiang felt distressed, he also knew that it would be more effective to make a face-to-face presentation, and there was no better way.

"You can rest when you arrive at the palace."

General Luo Shen felt that the major general dared to tell any lies to comfort himself. The palace is like a dragon's pool and a tiger's den. Can he rest well?He swallowed his sigh back to his stomach and ordered someone to arrange it.

The emperor received the news that Yao Chen had successfully returned to the guard, and he went in and out of the school grounds to inspect the soldiers, just like usual.

He then began to worry again, was his previous wording too harsh?Did it make his general sad?Did he think he was doubting him?God!In case he knew that he sent many spies to watch his whereabouts...

He must have been angry, disappointed, ignored himself, and didn't even reply to his letter.

After the morning court, the emperor returned to the palace in a depressed mood. The palace servants did not dare to make a sound and quietly retreated.

He suddenly felt that the atmosphere was a bit weird, because his personal servant, with a hesitant expression, looked back frequently after he caught his attention.

The emperor turned his head and found a familiar figure on the couch in the conservatory. He strode over and stopped suddenly, standing by the bed.

He closed his eyes, opened them again, breathed rapidly, and carefully pinched and touched the person in front of him to make sure that this was not his dream.

"The major general said that we are not allowed to report. He wanted to give you a surprise, but he was probably tired from the journey. He said he would rest for a while, but he fell asleep." After speaking, the servant tactfully withdrew.

With no one else around, the emperor couldn't restrain his smile no matter how foolishly he held the general's hand tightly and wouldn't let go.

Not long after the emperor's anger went down, it quickly came up again, but this time it was desire/fire.

Because his general woke up and said to him: "I haven't washed and bathed all the way, so I will borrow your majesty's place."

In the imperial palace there is a servant, a public bathhouse used by the maids and maids. Of course, the emperor is not willing to let the general go there and take him to the pool where he bathes. Maids and servants, order them to wait outside.

Yao Chen took off in front of the emperor without any scruples, anyway, it's not like he's never seen it before.

He has a slender body, tight muscles, and scars on his white body, but he is not ugly, but admirable and pitiful.

The emperor glanced quickly, his heart beating like a drum, and his eyes moved elsewhere, afraid that the general would see something.

Seeing that there were only the two of them in the room, Yao Chen asked in a natural tone, "Do you want to be together, Your Majesty?"

The emperor felt that his soul had been hooked away.

His general would stand naked before him, smiling, frank, would smile at him, speak softly to him, respond to him, instead of lying there, ignorant of his own proximity.

While he was extremely excited, he was worried at the same time. His major general had no awareness of guarding against it. Would he do the same in front of other men? How much he was taken advantage of without knowing it...

Thinking of this, he took off his clothes without slowing down his hands, and soon slipped into the water as naked as Yao Chen.

The emperor was not extravagant, the pool was not big, and it was a bit small for two adult men to bathe in. Yao Chen sat side by side with the emperor, and touched the emperor with his arms and thighs a few times. The latter seemed to concentrate on pouring hot water on his shoulders. dodge.

The pool is exquisitely designed, with pipes for water in and out. The hot water is boiled elsewhere by the palace people, and flows in along the pipes to maintain a certain water temperature.

The temperature was really right, Yao Chen leaned his back against the wall of the bath and let out a comfortable sigh.

This sigh sounded particularly ecstasy to the emperor, as if it carried other meanings. In the dense water vapor, when the skin touched, it seemed to be magnified countless times in the ears, and one couldn't help thinking that he would make more similar sighs. The sound is more comfortable and more intolerable.

The emperor felt that he was a saint for not pounced on him immediately, so he turned his face to cover up his patience.

A joking voice came from next to my ear: "Is Your Majesty being shy?"

His general seemed unaware that he was dancing on the edge of a cliff.

The emperor's other hand clenched his fist, tensing his body muscles, but his facial expression seemed relaxed: "Why? They're all men."

The two, each with their own ulterior motives, pretended to be taking a pure friendship bath.

Life is like a play, it depends on acting.

Yao Chen seemed to think of something suddenly, and suggested, "May I wipe your back, Your Majesty?"

The emperor promised, turned his back to him, and adjusted his posture. The muscles of his whole body were tight and not obvious. Yao Chen pinched it, and the latter subconsciously tensed up. It seemed extremely explosive. Yao Chen couldn't help but praise it. A few words.

"Your Majesty is truly capable of both civil and military skills."

"How do you know? You haven't fought against me, and you haven't read my articles."

Yao Chen seems to have turned on the lucky mode: "My martial arts are mediocre, but my eyesight is first-class. Moreover, Zhang Shoufu is a leader of literati, famous all over the world, and famous teachers give rise to outstanding apprentices. You must know more than me."

The young emperor turned his head and gave him a squinting look: "Don't play tricks, use some force." There was a smile in his tone, obviously the general's flattery was very useful.

"Observe the order." Yao Chen said happily, and then he felt that the groundwork was almost done, and he talked about a trivial matter that seemed to be very common: "Not long ago, I took people out of the customs and went around. When I put down my muscles, I feel that I can't bear the hardship anymore. It's better to stay here, and I feel relaxed and at ease when I come back."

The emperor was silent, and he was furious at the mention of this matter. His general did not take his own safety seriously.

"What do your soldiers do for food? You want a whole army of soldiers to go and spy on the military situation?"

It's the deputy commander.Yao Chen winked and did not correct the emperor's slip of the tongue at this time.

He talked about the harvest of this trip in detail, and confessed his thoughts: "The border is peaceful, so that we can distract ourselves and do other things. I don't feel at ease if I don't make a trip in person. Now I can look at you here." Eyes, tell you that the frontier is secure."

"If there is a mistake...you die, what should I do?" The emperor's voice was trying to suppress something, and he added later, "What will the court do?"

Yao Chen continued to scrub him with a towel, and replied: "I know I was wrong, but I can't change it. Yue Wumu once said: civil servants don't love money, military officials don't hesitate to die, the world is peaceful. If I lose Without this courage, how can I lead my soldiers? I will not care about this life for a day in the frontier. When the war subsides and the situation eases, I will disarm and return to the fields and return to Beijing to retire. I am afraid that you will see me every day. I find it annoying."

The emperor snorted. He felt that Yao Chen stopped scrubbing and rubbed his shoulders with his hands. The warm and moist hands touched his body. His mind went blank and he swallowed back the words that came to his mouth. .

The kneading strength of those hands was neither heavy nor light, it was hot and wet, from the shoulders to the back, the acupuncture points were constantly pressed and kneaded, bringing indescribable comfort and joy.

"Before you mentioned in your letter that you found a lot of talents. I heard that you often bring along people with the surname of Baili. I wonder if he is among them?" Jealousy flashed across the eyes of the general's waiter.

"His surname is Baili, and his single name is the word Xi. He fled to my Zhuangzi. I saw that he was a bit outstanding, so I took him as my follower."

The emperor's heart tightened, and he keenly realized that they were the pair of siblings that Yao Chen brought back from Zhuangzi last winter. Didn't it mean how old was the younger brother?Could it be that the information was wrong, but it was actually for beautiful boys and girls?

Alright, Yao Jingxing, I really have you, want to have my sister and brother in my pocket?

I am worried here, but he is flying over there, and he said that I will see you every day when I return to Beijing, but now I am clearly hugging left and right, men and women take it all, and I am so happy to leave!The emperor splashed water angrily, and Yao Chen exclaimed, completely unexpected that the emperor would have a sudden attack. When he touched his face, his face was covered with water, and his hair was wet.

"It's my fault for making you angry, how many more blows are you going to vent?"

The boss is always right, Yao Chen has an honest appearance of being beaten and scolded.

"That sounds nice..." I think you are just coaxing my child!

The emperor jumped up in a rage.