Gospel of Lazy Cancer

"Brother Yao, how much do you sell it for?"

"It's sold out, please come early another day."

Yao Chen checked that the time was almost up, and ignored the strange guest.

He felt that the other party was either out of his mind or deliberately playing tricks on him. Didn't he listen to what he was talking to the other guests when he was queuing up just now?Also ask a P!

He quickly cleaned up, especially put away the 160 Siwen earned today, and couldn't wait to go to work.

Cough, I went to school.

After entering the school, Yao Chen seemed to be a different person. The nerves that had been tense from waking up to doing business finally relaxed.

Finally able to sit down!

So comfortable! !

Sitting in his own seat, the lower part of the waist is relaxed, his legs are almost ooze, although the upper body is still straight and straight - because he is sitting on the side of the middle, the husband can only see the upper part.

How could there be such a happy thing in the world!The background is full of spring flowers, as if it is raining cherry blossoms.

Yao Chen restrained himself from showing a happy (stupid) expression, arranged the pen, ink and books one by one, then stared blankly.

The schools in the city are very large, with more than a hundred students alone.The school is divided into classes, similar to classes, each class has more than ten or twenty students, there is a head, who is in charge of management, and there are teachers who teach, and the subjects taught by different teachers are also different.It is said that the advanced education system of the capital was introduced.

Yao Chen's class is a junior class, and there are a lot of students. The teacher tries his best to keep a bowl of water level, and he can't manage it a little bit, and he won't focus on individual students.Except when he just transferred to another school, he cared a little more about him, such as whether he is suitable, what he learned, and whether there is anything he didn't understand. Now the husband treats him like an ordinary student in the city.

As for the course content, memorization accounts for the majority, and the homework cannot be easier.

As a result, Yao Chen successfully integrated into the new learning environment and maintained a medium-level image in the eyes of teachers and classmates.

Don't show up, otherwise there will be troublesome people who are jealous of the virtuous and capable.

Don't lag behind, or you won't be able to explain to your husband and family.

Yao Chen has already planned how to get through the past few years, get admitted to Tongsheng, and then go home to retire (cross out) and work.

It cannot be said that Yao Chen has no ambition.

Tong Sheng, for a farmer, is already very remarkable.

Although Tongsheng did not receive subsidies from the imperial court, it meant the first step to break away from the workers and peasants.

The ancestors of the Yao family had children. It is said that a certain great-great-great-grandfather took the exam for more than ten years. Of course, this is not important. The grandpa of the Yao family, also known as Yao Chen’s grandfather, still remembers the prosperity of the family back then. The married daughter-in-law is also a well-off local family, with a generous dowry, and the fertile land has a lot of land, and the scenery is immeasurable for a while.Even after his death, the five words "to be given to Deng Shilang" are also written on the stele!

It's a pity that the children and grandchildren didn't live up to it, and none of the later generations were reading materials. My husband invited them and bought books, but they just didn't understand their minds. Otherwise, the Yao family would still have a good reputation as a farming and reading heirloom.

Now, with Yao Chen, the grandfather of the Yao family finally sees hope!

Farming and reading heirlooms, how decent!What a long face!

Because of this, even though it costs a lot to study in the city, the grandfather of the Yao family agreed.

"It's rare for the ancestors to bless someone who can read, can you stop him?"

Moreover, Yao Chen was also sensible and considerate, he didn't feel that a scholar should not work if he was a scholar, he was involved in business affairs, he sold the cakes even if he said he wanted to, and he didn't say anything when he dealt with traffickers and pawns.

As soon as the elders in the family made up their minds, they packed Yao Chen and sent him to Jinyang City, directly ignoring Yao Chen's own opinion.

Yao Chen quite understood the grandpa of the Yao family's ambition to restore the glory of his ancestors.

The old man treated him very well, and it was nothing to be satisfied.

And Tong Sheng just met his basic needs in life.

You don't need to eat too well, you don't need to dress too well.

Ordinary things, made with care, are also delicious.

Ordinary fabrics, made with care, also look good.

Don't eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow, and wear silk and satin.

That's right, the main thing is to make it easy!

Becoming a Tongsheng can be regarded as an account for his family, and he can be regarded as a good man in the village, so he can be called a scholar at any rate.To teach in the village, to be supported by the whole village, or to be a teacher in a wealthy family, ten times a year is not a dream!

As for the examination of talents and even raising people to become officials, Yao Chen said hehe.

Standing on the top without panicking?Just climbing up is exhausting, and you have to be on guard against someone pulling him down all the time.

Pull it down!

Nothing is better.

Besides, most of the eight-legged essays in the imperial examination are selected from the Four Books and Five Classics. These books alone total more than 40 characters, not to mention the annotations of these books by various generations. It takes 200 million words.

Even if he has a photographic memory, it will be tiring to read it once!

Memorizing is enough, and you have to master it, dabble in the vast official history, classics, poetry and prose of various dynasties, and because Confucianism is used to govern the country, most of the ethical principles are often the main line, which is difficult to understand and boring.

Today's students, if they only study Confucianism and study utilitarianism, they also need to study Taoism, Buddhism, criminal law, legalism, and miscellaneous schools.

What is the meaning of the exam life with the head hanging from the beam and the cone stabbing the thigh?

Whoever reads is stupid!

There are hundreds of idiots in the school: ...

Today, my husband still lectured on "Mencius". First, he asked a few students to recite, which was the homework assigned yesterday.

Yao Chen was not drawn, but the little fat man sitting in front of Yao Chen was drawn.That little fat man was dressed in silk, with a wide body and a fat body. After standing up, he completely blocked Yao Chen.

Sitting behind the little fat man, Yao Chen felt that he was really wise and picked a good seat, so he had a special affection for this classmate.

The little fat man is obviously a scumbag, he stumbled and missed one or two points, the master frowned and said a few words to him.

"Niu Xiaoding, tomorrow I will beat you to memorize a section again. Remember the hands first. If you still don't improve, you will be fined twice."

"Yes, yes." Fatty Niu Xiaoding's forehead was full of sweat, he sat down quickly and wiped it with his sleeve.

Then the master led everyone to read the new text, explaining the meaning sentence by sentence, occasionally asking questions, the top students in the front row responded enthusiastically, just like concubines vying for favor in the harem, wishing to occupy all the eyes of the master.

Even rain and dew?Oh, it doesn't exist.

Although the opinions of the top scholars are immature, there are occasional inspirations, and there are also many advantages. Every time they hear a good point, the husband will show approval, or smile, or speak words of encouragement.At this time, the top students are like taking a stimulant, studying harder, pestering the teacher, wishing to tie him to the body, never leave him for a moment, and get all his love, no matter day or night...

Yao Chen felt that his train of thought was a bit wrong.

He was used to this kind of deviation, so he quickly calmed down so as not to show any clues.

So he often suspects that there is a problem with his brain, and now that he is not crazy, it means that his psychological quality is already very good, okay?

In class, he usually devotes one-third of his energy to listening to the lectures and hurry up to rest. He has to catch up with homework as soon as class is over, one is to rest early at night, and the other is to save lamp oil for the family.So every time the teacher wants to leave get out of class, Yao Chen will show a reluctant expression, as if to say: Don't leave, sir, I haven't heard enough, how come the get out of class is over so soon, huh...

Frankly speaking, this kind of reaction is very helpful to my husband. I feel that this child is dedicated to learning. Although his foundation is average, he may be excellent in the farm but mediocre in the city, but fortunately he has a correct mind and is very hardworking. He is a talent that can be made.

Yao Chen: No, I’m not, I don’t have it!

Xueba: This rookie is really annoying!

When it was time to break, Niu Xiaoding turned his head to seek comfort from his friends, when he saw Yao Chen start to write quickly.

"I'm tired of listening to the class, don't you take a break?" The scumbag looked like you betrayed the organization.Although Yao Chen had told him about the reason why he used the break time to do his homework.

Yao Chen didn't bother to say it a second time, he also knew that the little fat man was just complaining.

"I'm so nervous about being whipped today! Look, my back is wet...why every time I get whipped, it's the part you know?"

Perhaps it was because Yao Chen confessed that his study progress in the village was far behind that in the city when he first came here. The little fat man always believed that Yao Chen was also a scumbag, and he was [-]% his own.

"I'm unlucky... I knew how to recite it the night before, really! My mother checked it herself!"

Yao Chen: Oh?Is that your mother who is always afraid that you will be hungry and feed more than five meals a day?I seem to have found the reason.

Niu Xiaoding approached Yao Chen mysteriously, and said in a voice that he thought was so soft that the whole classroom could actually hear: "I think Mr. is too aggressive... When I get nervous, my brain hurts... If he is like My mother is as pretty..."

"You write too."

Fearing that he would cause trouble by saying something inappropriate, and more importantly, he was afraid of getting himself involved, so Yao Chen had no choice but to interrupt the little fat man and dismiss him.

The top students have been secretly paying attention to the movement on their side, and they all sneered.

This transfer student is very smart, on the surface he is obedient and clever to please his husband, but he secretly flatters the rich and powerful (Niu Xiaoding:??), and even wants to show weakness and paralyze us.

Want to secretly try to outrun us and crush us underfoot?Hmph, scheming!

Yao Chen: You have so many dramas.

Yao Chen seemed to have heard their voices, and he didn't bother to explain it to irrelevant people.

The attitude of the masters more or less affected the students in the studio, so many students in the studio didn't go out to play. When the teacher from the next class came in, he almost thought it was a colleague from the previous class who was dragging the class.

After asking why, he twirled his beard and said, "Diligence is worthy of praise, but you should also pay attention to the balance between work and rest, so as not to hurt your eyes."

Xueba: It must be the trick of the rookie!He wants to frame us! !

Yao Chen: ...

At noon, Niu Xiaoding ran to the main entrance as soon as he heard his teacher say that get out of class was over.

Although the school is a day school, the management is very strict. Only the main entrance is available for students to enter and exit. The main entrance is only opened in the morning and evening at regular intervals, and servants and book boys are strictly prohibited from entering the school.Because there are many children from poor families in the school, if the difference between the rich and the poor is obvious, it will affect the atmosphere of the school, and the students cannot go to class with peace of mind.At the same time, it also prevents students from bullying their classmates by relying on their servants, stealing rape and playing tricks.

Xuetang: You are here to learn, can the servant help you learn?What bike do you want? !

Yao Chen deeply felt that the person who opened the school was tough enough.Although Jinyang City is not too big, it is also a thousand-year-old city. There are many great families and giants in it, and the water is very deep.

Students are not allowed to go out of school at noon without reason. The cafeteria provides meals for teachers and students (three meals a day are popular in the city).Those like Yao Chen who can’t afford to eat ten cents can bring their own dry food and ask the cafeteria to help heat it up; there are also wealthy families who send servants to deliver freshly prepared meals to the main entrance every day, and then let the students go to the concierge to pick them up. of.

Niu Xiaoding is obviously the latter.

He ran out excitedly, and ran back excitedly.Holding a yellow lacquer carved round food box bigger than his stomach in his arms,

When he came back, he met Yao Chen coming back from the cafeteria with hot dry food, so he asked Yao Chen to eat with him.

"It's so boring to eat only dry food. I specially asked someone to make a little more, so let's use it together!"

Niu Xiaoding has not always been so enthusiastic towards everyone. He is a young master who was raised by his family. Facing his peers from a farming family, he must have a sense of superiority.In the beginning, he got close to Yao Chen because he thought that everyone was a scumbag and should be together. Later, when the meal cooked at home was not to his taste, he casually asked Yao Chen, who was silently eating dry food, to eat together.It was also at that time that somehow the head of the fast found out and praised him severely, saying that he is united and friendly to his classmates, and has a pure heart, which can be made.

Oh my god, this is the first time a Wannian scumbag has been praised!

Niu Xiaoding was so happy that his parents would be happy for a long time without being punished!

During those few days, his family was like celebrating the New Year, Niu Xiaoding could eat two extra bowls of rice every meal, and his mother even sent red envelopes to the servants at home, those who didn't know thought that the young master of the Niu family was getting married.

Since then, Niu Xiaoding has been keen to feed Yao Chen and establish a glorious image as the best student in his school.On the other hand, Yao Chen was also willing to accept it, without humiliation or embarrassment, and treated him as usual.Niu Xiaoding was even more relieved, and the (unilateral) relationship between the two grew day by day.

The longer we get along, the more Niu Xiaoding feels that Yao Chen is a nice person. He is not picky about food, and he doesn't eat too much, so it doesn't affect his own eating - this is very important.Yao Chen also has a good temper, he doesn't think he is annoying, and he listens to himself (actually he is too lazy to respond).Once Niu Xiaoding was very curious about the taste of cooking cakes, and Yao Chen didn't mind giving him a taste, he was generous and comfortable to get along with.

The little fat man felt that the pancakes were actually delicious, but no matter how delicious they were, it was unbearable to eat them all the time.

So every time Niu Xiaoding picks up his lunch, he will call Yao Chen to go with him, taking care of his self-esteem, avoiding crowded places in the cafeteria, and eating it together.

No, thanks to his fast running, he "coincided" with Yao Chen.

Niu Xiaoding: My time calculation is really accurate.

Yao Chen: My time calculation is really accurate.

Niu Xiaoding opened the food box, there are three layers inside.

The first layer is shredded chicken cold noodles, cold radish shreds and pastries, the second layer is pork belly soup and two hot dishes, and the bottom is good charcoal that has not been burned out, dissipating residual heat, so the food on the upper layer is still steaming .

"You try this chicken shredded cold noodles, do as you said!"

Niu Xiaoding swallowed his saliva as he looked at the shiny noodles. The noodles were served in a sea bowl, and the yellow, yellow, green, green and white condiments were piled up on top of the noodles, which was really pretty.

"Don't worry, mix well first."

Last time Yao Chen casually mentioned the recipe of chicken shredded cold noodles, but Niu Xiaoding remembered it and asked his family to try it.This trial found that it was delicious, so I specially made it and sent it at noon today.

This can be regarded as reciprocation. The secret method of recipes is valuable in any era. Even for the same dish, every chef in every restaurant has his own method to maintain its unique flavor.For example, in today's aristocratic family, the method of making a sauce may have been passed down for a hundred years, because there are 13 classics, which are unique.There are not many exclusive recipes, and there is no face to entertain guests.

For the Niu family, they have acquired an exquisite food recipe to pass on to their descendants, and made friends with a promising student, killing two birds with one stone.

For Yao Chen, Niu's has become a restaurant for him to order food, and he is happy to eat takeaway without spending money every day.

Both parties are satisfied.

Niu Xiaoding, the new delivery man, didn't notice any of this, but found that his family was more supportive of his relationship with Yao Chen than before.

Niu Xiaoding: This young master has really good vision!

"This time...how hot is this good time..." Niu Xiaoding sucked his face, sucking incessantly, his forehead began to sweat again.

The cold noodles contain dogwood, pepper, green onion, ginger, and chopped walnuts, etc., which are rich in flavor and perfectly blended together.The chicken is torn into shreds, dry but not woody, and extremely tasty.The most amazing thing is the noodles, obviously coarse grain noodles, which have a strong taste, and because they are poured with oil, they are smooth and smooth. , especially refreshing and chewy.

"Where did you hear about this noodle recipe?" Niu Xiaoding asked after thinking about it during the meal break.

Yao Chen held a small bowl and ate slowly, feeling happy, and used the old excuse: "My grandpa works in a restaurant."

"So that's it." Niu Xiaoding didn't have any doubts, and continued to eat and eat.

After eating, the deliveryman Niu Xiaoding collected the food box and brought it home after school.

Yao Chen leaned back in the chair and smiled: "Come on, let me tell you how to make pearl shrimp balls."

Today is also a calm (lazy) day. After school, Yao Chen stayed for a while, and while it was still bright, he finished the final copying homework, leaving only the recitation and preview, and then reluctantly lifted his hips from the chair Moved up, packed up my things and prepared to go back.

He should be the only student in the school now.

But Yao Chen made a mistake this time, suddenly there were voices of someone talking outside, from far to near, Yao Chen heard one of them was the head of the house, but he had never heard the other voice, it was very strange.

Yao Chen looked at the door, sure enough, the head of the studio came in first, and seemed to be introducing the environment and curriculum of the school.

The next thing that came into view was an incomparably handsome young man. His figure was tall and straight, and he was about the same height as the head of the house. He didn't give people a sense of bulkiness, and he looked very slender.The silver-grey brocade robe with dark patterns made his face look like white jade, and the black belt also properly highlighted the wasp waist and long legs.With sword eyebrows and star eyes, if one ignores his faint aura, he must be praised as a romantic young man.

It's just that the aura is too fierce, sharp and sharp, which is particularly piercing.Yao Chen could see that this was because he deliberately restrained himself in consideration of the chief's face, and he didn't know how miserable it would be for the people he targeted.

When the young man saw Yao Chen, there was a trace of surprise in his eyes, but also a little unclear, those emotions quickly disappeared, and turned into a high-ranking reserved and alienated.

is a wolf.

Yao Chen judged quickly.

I don't care.

But things backfired, after all, those two people also saw him, they couldn't avoid him, they could only show respect.

"You haven't left yet?" The chief was not too surprised, he was quite clear about Yao Chen's situation. "It just so happens that this is a new student, Pu Jiayan, I haven't picked up the words yet, so come and meet me." The head of the house warmly introduced them to each other.

Before Yao Chen could speak, he heard the handsome young man laughing.

"I've seen this guy before."

For some reason, Yao Chen felt that he was being molested.