Gospel of Lazy Cancer

When it comes to doing business, Park Jiayan has always been unambiguous.

With a very correct attitude, the little wolf dog spent ten times more effort to finish "him".

When Yao Chen woke up the next day, he was already in the carriage and was almost at school.

Xiao Biesheng is newlywed, the tossing and tossing last night, at this time, even though the waist is sore and the legs are hurting, Yao Chen also feels that it is very worthwhile, the dark clouds that have been shrouded in the imperial examination for the past few days finally dissipated.

Sure enough, there is no problem that cannot be solved by one meal of meat. If there is, then two meals.

The little wolf dog is doing things more and more properly now, notifying the Yao family that he will invite Yao Chen to stay for a few days, and grooming and dressing him early in the morning, and rubbing the particularly sore parts for a long time.All Yao Chen had to do was to clear his head, eat, and then get off the car and go to school to study.

"It's good that you're back." Yao Chen hugged Pu Jiayan and murmured.

"It's good if you know, don't be angry with me anymore." Pu Jiayan kissed him, and felt a little distressed seeing him tired, and then said, "I specially arrived half an hour early today, so remember to make up yesterday's homework before you come, sir. "

Yao Chen ate the glutinous rice dumpling with his hands and rinsed his mouth.

"I'm going to sell my leave today, I won't go to school until tomorrow, and I'll pick you up in the evening."

"it is good."

It is not unacceptable to send a little wolf dog for the imperial examination.

Yao Chen: Alas, this is probably because the sex makes the mind faint...

During this time, Yao Chen was also fed a lot of information about the imperial examination.

The imperial examination system of the current dynasty followed the previous dynasties and was already quite complete. The examination subjects included Tie Jing, Mo Yi, Poetry and Fu, and Policy Questions.

Tiejing is a question to fill in the blanks. Paste a few words on a certain line in the book, and the examinee fills in the pasted words. Usually there are thirty or fifty questions, sometimes as many as one hundred; Poetry and Fu, as the name suggests, is writing poetry and composing Fu; strategy questions are more advanced, and they are essay questions. The examiner will write the topic, and the examinee will write the essay. The scope of the topic is generally personnel and politics.

The first two items are not difficult for Yao Chen, except that the content to memorize is more, and it will take more time to burn it into his mind, and then set keywords after reading it several times to facilitate retrieval in his mind.

It is very difficult to write poems and proses that are popular among thousands of households. You have to be rewarded by God. After all, not everyone can become a poet, but the imperial examination is different after all. It is possible to write poems and proses that reach a certain level within a limited time. , It is a bit of a test of real talent and learning, there is no ink in the stomach, it is impossible to write.This requires reading a lot of extracurricular books, and writing more and practicing more.

The most difficult thing is the policy question, because the final decision of the election is almost always focused on the policy question, so it is very important.Moreover, policy questions have a wide range of questions, and they must have clear themes, clear logic, and insightful insights. They cannot repeat old tunes, and require the longest preparation time.

Yao Chen weighed his level of education, and then smacked the little wolf dog's lean and strong waist and long and straight legs...

Take the test, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.

After making up his mind, Yao Chen's attitude became much more positive.

Of course, he didn't have his head hanging on his head, or he took the initiative to write twice as much homework, but he had less conflicts in his heart, no longer bitter and bitter, and became more calm and calm.

Among them, the most obvious changes are in the poems, which have a new look, are no longer dull, and taste the same. Occasionally, there are excellent works, which are taken out by the husband to comment and praise.

On the other hand, he still followed the previous schedule, did not allow study to occupy time for rest or dating, but greatly squeezed other time, such as recess, walking, waiting in line for meals, etc. Occasionally, when I get inspiration for a poem, I quickly write it down. The management and use of time is amazing.

It seems that he is resting as usual, playing with Park Jiayan, he seems to be able to do a job with ease, but in fact he is maintaining his learning progress by improving his efficiency.

Zhaili can clearly feel the changes in Yao Chen since Park Jiayan came back, like the dew after a long drought, not only his spirit has improved a lot, he is no longer gloomy, he is also full of energy to study and practice hard.

The top students all lamented that it is such a rare confidant in life, and envied the relationship between the two of them.Moreover, Yao Chen is also good to his friends. Look at that scumbag, hasn't he recently changed his mind, reformed himself, and started a new life?

Niu Xiaoding: Heh...

Because of Zhou's pregnancy, Yao Chen had to concentrate on studying, and Yao's shop was seriously short of manpower, so he hired two helpers, both of whom were acquainted.

One is Yao Sanniang, who is already out of confinement, and her mother-in-law is taking care of her children. She heard from her mother's family that she just needed help, so she discussed with Carpenter Chen and came out to work.The other is a widow from the same village, her maiden name is Wang. Her husband has died of illness. There are old and young in the family. It is really not easy. So I agreed, and agreed to pay a salary of [-] Wen a month, including food and lodging.

After training the two for a few days, they got used to each other and became familiar with each other's temperament. Soon Yao's shop began to sell chicken cakes in the afternoon.

A batch of cakes are baked, and they are basically sold out as soon as they are left to cool. Some customers especially like the smell of the cakes when they are just out of the oven, which are hot and fragrant.

"I want one with a bit of a hard side, a crispy skin, and a burnt aroma."

"Yao Erlang, how long will this furnace last? Can I take my turn?"

"Why are they sold out again? My little lady can wait! It's still early in the day, let's make another batch!"

In the first few days of opening, the fire has never been cut off, and the family is tired and satisfied.

Yao Erlang put the things he brought to the Yao family on the bullock cart, checked them to make sure there were no omissions, then handed a large package of oiled paper to his sister, and said, "Sanniang, take this home to eat."

"Hey." Yao Sanniang agreed, took it and saw that it was a bag of broken cakes, which were accidentally damaged or extra corners when unmoulded, which is cheaper than a whole piece of egg cake, although the appearance is not good. It's good, the taste is not bad, this big bag costs [-] cents to sell in the shop, many people from ordinary families buy these specially, and buy them back to satisfy their children's cravings.

"This is too much." Yao Sanniang declined.

"Satisfy my niece's hunger."

"That's not so much."

Yao Erlang asked again: "Can my little nephew eat now?"

Yao Sanniang's son has not been fully weaned yet, so she feeds some rice soup liquid food at home, and she will feed it again at night when she returns home.

Thinking of her big fat boy and her greedy daughter, Sanniang finally took things, and she was very happy. The brothers at home loved her when she was young, and after she got married, she also came and went and took good care of her. This time, The Yao family specially sent a bullock cart to pick up and drop off her every day, so that she could take care of the children conveniently.When her son is weaned, she can work with peace of mind and return home every few days.

Yao Sanniang secretly sighed: life at home is indeed getting better and better, and Yao Chen couldn't sit in this bullock cart back then!

Yao Chen's current pursuit is no longer a bullock cart.

Probably a carriage...

It takes three horses, the kind of carriage with canopy.

According to Zhou etiquette, the emperor drives six, that is, six horses, the princes drive five, the ministers drive four, the high officials three, the scholars two, and the common people one.The car cover is only available for doctors and above, not for non-noble people.

Therefore, with this determination, it can be seen that he is no longer the salted fish he used to be.

--not at all.

Recently, Mrs. Fang ordered him to re-read "Zuo Zhuan". Today's classwork is on the topic of etiquette, and he will write an argumentative essay based on the material.

In the second year of Cheng Gong, a doctor named Yu Xi made great contributions. In order to repay Yu Xi, the monarchs and ministers of the state of Wei rewarded him with land and towns.But he didn't want it, as long as a musical instrument and a large colorful belt for decorating horses, the court of Wei State thought it was a good deal, so he allowed it.

The sage was very sorry when he heard about it, and said: "It's better to give him more land!"

Wei Guo court:? ?

Because that kind of musical instrument and ribbons are not for people of the doctor level, only the emperor and princes can use it, which violates the etiquette system, so it is said: "Only instruments and names, not fake people."

This is to explore the relationship among utensils, names, faith, propriety, and righteousness.

Previously, Yao Chen followed the principle of "vessel, car suit. Name, noble title. Rituals indicate the difference between superiority and inferiority, so car suits show dignity. The vessel of car suits contains rituals, and words and rituals are hidden in car suits." He deliberately wrote an article, talked about it in general, and it was quite satisfactory, but his teacher was obviously not satisfied.

Mrs. Fang pointed out: "Famousness is used to convey faith, faith is used to keep utensils, utensils are used to store rites, rites are used to perform righteousness, righteousness is used to generate benefits, and benefits are used to benefit the common people. It is also a great festival of politics." The utensils carry the etiquette and symbolize the faith of a country.If the etiquette remains unchanged, only then will there be faith, and the country will last forever.

Yao Chen studied Confucianism as a subject like philosophy. He could understand its meaning, but it was difficult to agree with it.

He thinks it is a bit idealized, because the credibility of a regime and the prestige of the ruling class cannot be maintained through fame and status, and it is almost impossible to rely on force.With the improvement of productivity and the level of knowledge dissemination, the boundaries of various classes will be broken and blurred.Societies of rank and file will be eliminated by history, at least in his memory.Now that there are no class boundaries, what about etiquette?

Therefore, Yao Chen thinks that the order should be reversed: the country will last forever, only then will there be faith, and the etiquette will not change.

When the country is stable and the people are convinced, it will be polite and orderly, and the ruling class will be stable.

It can be said that it is very realistic.

Mr. Fang commented very pertinently: Yao Chen is suitable for being an official, but not for studying.

After consulting at Fang's house, Yao Chen was escorted home by Park Jiayan.

On the way, Pu Jiayan saw him thinking, and asked, "Still thinking about what the old fox said?"

Yao Chen hummed: "Sometimes I feel that my ideas are deviant." For example, everyone in the world is equal, women can hold up half the sky, and any intelligent creature has basic rights to the Internet...

Park Jiayan said to himself: Did you just find out?But he still comforted him: "The old fox has a very problematic vision of people. He said before that I am not suitable for an official position, but now he has resigned for me."

Yao Chen also muttered: Don't you have any mental points?How can you really do bad things with your dog temper?Don't take the roof off...

The two held hands just like that, and walked for a while while slandering each other.

Yao Chen put aside his worries and talked about other things: "Your birthday is coming soon, have you thought about how to spend it?"

"How else can I live, have a banquet at home, but this year there is one more you, have you prepared the gift?"

"The gift is me!" Yao Chen acted cute.

"I don't want it this year." The same gift was given in several years?Besides, you are already mine.

Yao Chen said that he didn't want to talk to him.

On his birthday, Park Jiayan still received two gifts, one was delivered to Fang's family, and the other was delivered to his room.

At the Fang family's family banquet, Yao Chen greeted the Fang family members one by one, and it was the first time to formally meet with them. Before that, he was very low-key by learning from Jane.

The Fang family is flourishing, and there are more than 20 people of the same generation as Pu Jiayan, not including those who are separated. The family attaches great importance to the cultivation of children, and the overall quality is quite high. It is not without thorns, but it will not be blind to the banquet Be a demon.

Yao Chen is a little thankful that his family specially made a three-layer cream cake, otherwise it would really not be enough.

At this time, Yao's dim sum is quite famous in Jinyang, and everyone is looking forward to this novel food.

It really took a lot of thought to prepare this.

Cake blanks are easier to make, and you can make cakes with different flavors by using different ingredients or adjusting the heat.For a tender taste, roast slowly over low heat.

Butter is a problem. Yao Chen tried many times at home before he succeeded.Let the freshly squeezed fresh milk stand for layering first, the part full of fat will float up, take the upper layer.Then beat the egg whites, then pour in the fat-rich milk several times, add sugar at the same time, and continue to beat, it must be fast.For this reason, the family specially asked Carpenter Chen to make a small tool for stirring, and spent several barrels of milk to make the cream.

The cake base is specially made thin, with a thickness of less than one inch. Two or three layers are stacked together, and a layer of small pieces of fruit and cream is placed in the middle, which has a richer taste.

Finally, spread the cream evenly on the ready-made cake, which is very white and beautiful.

Because the cream made is relatively soft, it can't be used as a mounting flower, so I can only regret to give up.

The birthday cake really did not disappoint. It has the aroma of milk and the sweetness of fruit. It is sweet and delicious. It is delicate and soft after one bite. No matter how hard your heart is, it will be softened.

Everyone was already full after eating the noodles, but they still divided up the cake, especially the women's side, who seemed to feel that it was not enough after eating, so they sent someone out to ask Yao Chen if there was any more.

Apart from the fact that the food was really delicious, the hostess of the Fang family showed her kindness to Yao Chen, a new disciple, otherwise she would never have been so rude in front of outsiders.

Yao Chen thanked everyone for their support, and said: "This method is newly thought out, so I just want to eat it fresh. Master, if you want to taste it, the disciple will definitely give it to you every day, so I'm afraid you will get tired of eating every day."

Everyone laughed.

"Why don't you play a game of cards?" The atmosphere was lively, and no one knew who suggested it first, the young boys gathered together to kill the Three Kingdoms, and the elders had long since left.

The more people in the identity bureau, the more fun it is, because you can't guess each other's identities, you don't know friends and foes, the protagonist can't tell who is loyal and who is traitor, and the loyal ministers are taken away by mistake, and the ones who are picked by the rebels make a lot of jokes. very interesting.

The most exciting game is that after the two traitors figured out the identities of their allies, one pretended to be a traitor and the other a loyal minister. ultimate victory.

The others angrily accused the other party of being a treacherous villain, and wanted to have another round to avenge their shame.

"Let's go back." Park Jiayan looked at the time and squeezed the little rabbit's fingers.

Yao Chen responded, took his leave and left.

Although the protagonist of the birthday banquet had left, the table was still very lively.

Pu Jiayan reminisced about the smooth and delicate taste of the cream, and regretted that all the cakes at the banquet were eaten.

Taking advantage of people not paying attention, Yao Chen leaned into his ear and whispered, "I have prepared some, and they have been delivered to your room. Let's go back to eat."

"How to eat?" Pu Jiayan raised his eyebrows and teased.

The cream is white and slippery, which made Yao Chen have a strange association.

Food play?Holy shit!

Park Jiayan saw the little rabbit's face getting redder and brighter, and his eyes became brighter. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he got Yao Chen's excitement.

Park Jiayan was silent for a moment.

He was just thinking about the two of them kissing and sharing the food!Obviously he is the attacker, and he is not weak, why does he have the illusion that he is being coveted and taken advantage of...

That's why he sometimes feels that Yao Chen only looks like a bunny on the outside, as for the rest, it's really hard to describe.

Love it or hate it!

Park Jiayan dipped his slender fingers in the cream, tapped it on the tip of his nose, which was another birthday present, and then went to eat it.

He hopes that this gift will never change and can be received every year.

"Do you want to eat it too?" Park Jiayan put his finger on Yao Chen's lips, and there was still some cream left on his fingertips.Yao Chen responded with action, and he opened his mouth.

"Lick it clean." Can't be wasted!

The creamy taste melts, and it seems extra sweet and greasy because of the atmosphere.

What a happy birthday.

Because of the distance between the capital and Jinyang, the birthday gift that the master of the Pu family gave to his son did not arrive until early the next morning.

After reading the family letter, Pu Jiayan's face turned ugly instantly, his heart was like a volcano erupting, and the letter paper was about to be crushed in his hands.

The servant who delivered the letter didn't dare to make a sound, and stood holding his breath, for fear of offending the little ancestor in front of him because of his heavy breathing.He secretly groaned in his heart, he blamed himself for being unlucky, he was chosen by lottery to do this errand, and he had to bear the wrath of the young master, not to mention the dust along the way.

Suddenly, there was a sound from inside the house, and Pu Jiayan's anger seemed to be quenched by water. He waved the servant to go down, got up and walked to the inner room.

The servants retreated quickly as if they had received an amnesty.

Even though he was walking very fast, the servant could faintly hear voices behind him.

"Get up and wash up, what do you use today?"

The voice was gentle and tender, the servant had never heard such a gentle voice from his young master.

I don't know who is inside.

Oops, don't dare to think, dare not think... Ignorance is bliss.The servant quickly calmed down and went to work.