poor little boy

"it's him……"

Viagra swung his right hand in a half-circle on the spot, and his stubby food directed towards the TV. He looked similar to the little bald man in Master Chef Xiao Fugui who put his finger into the bubbling pot after finishing the soup.

I also looked in the direction of his finger.

You said it was a coincidence that the program name of "Spaceship 101" in cursive style was hung in the center of the TV. The original red font was dyed with red, green and blue colors on the display screen so that the program director could not recognize it. The snowflakes are like a mosaic, and they are still holding the pipa half-hidden, wanting to refuse and welcome.

I turned off the sound early in the morning, and only when I was accompanied by the joyful melody did I feel that the bustling and trendy employees and investors were scrolling on the screen empty, lonely and monotonous.

The show is over.

I squinted my eyes, and through the phenomenon, I saw a row of little fresh meat with heads of various colors standing on the stage. Some of them were jumping and others were standing still and waving. Everyone was holding bouquets Fluorescent sticks and other things waved and waved, and when the camera zoomed out, their faces were almost covered with pork stuffed dumplings. Viagra alone could kill three of them with a fingertip.

I worked hard.

My eyes are almost glued on.

"Look...see you." I said.

Viagra stared at me viciously, as if a hungry tiger could come to eat at any time, I am still young, I am only 28, I just won an award, I don’t want to die.

"...how to say?" I quietly dodged back.

Viagra looked at me for a while, and suddenly his shoulders collapsed, and he fell back on the sofa.

Gu Qiu took out the phone from his butt pocket, flicked it on the screen for a while, and threw it to me.

I catch it and look down.

A person.

A man sitting in front of a studio backdrop.

A man sitting in front of a studio backdrop with no pants... just underwear.

One……

A man who looks a bit like the handsome guy I saw brushing his teeth with Colgate just now.

"Who is this?" Out of curiosity, I asked.

"Bright." Viagra said.

"Bright?"

"It's bright!"

"Bright?"

"...Li, Yang!"

Oh.

I nodded blankly.

"What's up with him?"

Colgate asked the two of us to shoot an advertisement together?

Before Viagra answered, I suddenly realized.

He opened the file and took another look.

The main actors Jiang Ruhe Liang Chuan Bai Li Yang Jian...

Li Yang?

... Bright bright bright ah ah ah ah ah!Bright!

Ahhhhhh bright bright bright?

……

"so what?"

I'm almost at a loss for the monks who are two, three, four, five.

I don't know why, but Viagra looked at me very sadly at this moment.

Like an old mother looking at her silly son...

"Don't you think he looks like you?"

"...Where?" Tooth?

"Temperament! Eyes! Body! Back view! Chin! Nose! Mouth! Which one doesn't look like?!"

Viagra jumped out word by word, and slapped his thigh every time he said a word.

his thighs.

It felt very... powerful.

Talk like a zebra!

I:"……?"

My butt rubbed against the sofa cushion, and I straightened my back involuntarily.

Righteous words: "I didn't mess around, he is definitely not my son..."

joke.

I’m almost 20 years old, from making my debut in making diapers to now holding this trophy, although I can’t say that I’ve never had any scandals—and it’s all forced to bind, okay?Other than that, I have always been in love with my right hand, keeping my body clean, like a white lotus in a prosperous age that emerges from the mud without being stained with clean ripples without being demonic...

……

Viagra is on fire again.

Pointing at me tremblingly, as if he could pass by in the next moment, he said vainly: "It's over, it's over, you're over you..."

I am simply baffled!

"He...Liang, a young freshman who has just debuted. I didn't take a closer look at what he looks like. He can sing, dance and dance. He can only stand out from the crowd by screaming from a bunch of little girls. He finally signed a contract with a performing arts company and his career has just begun. , "I raised my finger and pointed to myself, "I, an actor, although I can't be called an old actor, but I am experienced and popular everywhere. You compare me with him?"

"Are you really worried that I will be compared with him? Worried that my status will be lost? Worried that I will meet Waterloo in life?"

"My brother, do you think too much?"

— Living in a dream?

Viagra: "..."

Viagra stared at me blankly, and it took a while to feel that he had a reason: "You really don't know how expensive rice, oil and salt are if you don't cook."

He glanced at the person on the phone, "I've been following him for a while, and he's not a little fresh meat in the ordinary sense—he has something in his eyes."

...It's really unpredictable, huh?

"Don't have such an attitude, Jiang Ruhe, listen to me and tell you carefully, I really think that this child will grow up for a few more years, without any chance, just smooth sailing or some ups and downs, he will soon develop into your right partner home."

I:"……"

what?

I rubbed my ears, almost thinking I had heard wrong.

It’s not that I look down on him——I look down on Viagra. Where did the confidence come from and give me a spur like a burning eyebrow?

You have to work hard!You have to work hard!Can't let him surpass you!

I always thought I was the most innocent person in the world, but it wasn't until I met Viagra that I realized it was us.

"Really," Viagra suddenly became serious, "This kid, if he enters the entertainment industry, believe me, he will definitely shine better than on stage."

Me: "Is he the Buddha?"

Viagra: "..."

Viagra was blocked by my joke all of a sudden, his face turned blue as if he had a fishbone stuck in his throat.

I hastened to respond to him with a "hmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'" for fear that this guy would go to him if something went wrong.

If you ask him what he wants to do in his next life, he probably has to chop me off with a knife as soon as he comes out of the womb.

"Oh, yes, yes." I waved my hand, reasoning: "Then according to what you said, the popularity I have accumulated since my debut, the achievements I have made, the nominations for award-winning works, and I can still be snatched by a fledgling kid." go?"

And look at this picture of him with heavy make-up and bare buttocks in rags - gimmicky.

After I finished speaking, I threw the phone back, leaned back on the sofa in a relaxed manner, and watched Viagra leisurely.

He obviously disagreed with my theory very much.

According to him, he followed this star-making show at first because he was bored and passed the time.

Watch it as a joke.

Looking at it, I felt something was wrong.

Just because there is a person named Li Yang in this 100 out of 10 talent show—he is too similar to me.

Just like when I was younger... when I was a teenager.

Like an illegitimate child.

Like Viagra said.

temperament!eyes!figure!Back view!jaw!nose!Mouth!

They are all alike.

In other words - the settings are similar.

This is understandable.

Celebrities, whether they are actors or singers, as long as they are involved in the entertainment industry and have their own regular fan base, they will have their own settings.

Fans love this setting, you happen to be this setting.

Then fan you.

Otherwise it is black.

It is especially in line with the principle that "people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong". The more popular a person is, the more fans will eat the set - the brother is so handsome and wants to give birth to a monkey for his brother, and the more netizens will spray the set.

Too fake.

boring.

roll.

Probably this Li... Liang's setting is very similar to mine.

What is my setup?

I held my chin and thought for a long time.

In fact, I never thought about "my setting" before.

What I want to do and what I love to do are all my own business.

I am me, Kang Ruhyuk, not others.

It's not a "setting" for fans to eat.

It's not a bot, it's an ordinary person.

But judging from the past, I am in the eyes of everyone—of course not the spitting master at this time. In the eyes of fans, I can probably be crowned with terms such as "calm and restrained", "gentle and polite", and "heart-warming brother".

From this point of view, the huge group of fans behind me probably eat these settings.

What flavor is this setting?

...colgate with lemon?