[comprehensive] number one player

Several months have passed since the electronic storm triggered by the gates of hell. The communication and transportation of various countries have been rushed by technicians working overtime until they almost died suddenly. Public transportation such as the subway has basically returned to order.In a lucky city like New York, where there are big computer masters like Tony Stark, even the personal bus card information can be recovered without fail.At the same time, local banks in New York also made profits. The banker who was rescued from the brink of bankruptcy hugged Tony's thigh while crying. (Tony kicked away with a look of disgust.jpg)

to this end,

Eddie, whose credit card was overdrawn again, cried and fainted in the trash can: QAQ

Parker's family of three with so many mortgages: QAQ

Tony who deleted all the black history of his women's clothing: ︿(￣︶￣)︿hehehe~

Under the strong pressure of both technology and the military in this special period, all countries have gradually restored social stability during this period, and some issues caused by electronic storms, delayed, and requiring nonsense from representatives of various countries have also come to be resolved.

New York - United Nations Building

People come and go in the square downstairs of the building and the attached apron, because today is the day when representatives of various countries talk nonsense (cross out) and solve problems (√)

Since the Great War in New York, aliens are no longer big news to the people of the earth, especially the people of New York, which has been plagued by disasters.Although there are ugly and deadly Kirita invaders, isn't there an oasis federation that has everything, is friendly, cute, and helps the earth?

Players: o(*￣︶￣*)o~~

So crew member 76 of the Enterprise, who was forced to stay on Earth to take care of his children, took over the role of Captain Thunder and came to New York for a meeting today.76 complained about this. He also wanted to fly a spaceship in space, but he still wore an apron to cook.

Some people's dad attributes cannot be changed_(:3」∠?)_.

but!

The chief culprit of the electronic storm, Mephisto, who acted coquettishly and cutely in order to escape, made the earthlings who had accepted the aliens uneasy, especially the European people who were relatively close to Sokovia, and those who witnessed it from afar. The people of neighboring countries who besieged and beat up the demon war.

Because of aliens and demons!It's completely different!People from all over the world congratulate the pope for his successful rescue after myocardial infarction, and he is still living a long life now!congratulations!

Vatican: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Afterwards, I heard that the Vatican called many believers to hold prayer meetings, but they did not summon an angel.Well, in this world where there are only the five great gods of Marvel, the only angel is probably Tyrell from a while ago, but if Professor X hadn’t brainwashed him in time, before the electronic storm, people all over the world would have known that the only angel had also degenerated into a cult. As for why the electronic storm was not suppressed by the brainwashing... Uh, isn’t it that Professor X’s brain wave amplifier was also blown up by the electronic storm?(╯▽╰)╭

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United Nations Building Conference Room

With the last member state - Sokovia, and one of the only two executives - Zemo, sitting on a World War II plane that was about to stall and landed, the meeting finally started~~~

An opening speech by the spokesperson of the Security Council about the need for everyone to protect the peace of the earth. The representatives with different thoughts entered their ears and went out of their ears, and their distracted thoughts flew around.Now that aliens and demons are flying together, can the Earth's army come in handy?It's useless, peace is not what the countries of the earth can say QUQ

However, the representatives of various countries do not want to turn the nonsense meeting into an important meeting on the opening of the nuclear agreement. Although they keep complaining in their hearts, they still listen to the opening remarks as quietly as a chicken on the surface.

When the prologue was forced to a certain point and the topic began to turn to facts, a piece of mouse shit fell into the pot, that is, General Stryker and General Ross, who were given countless auras by the author to lower their intelligence. The Hydra flickered and limped the sand sculpture vying to be the first bird.

Stryker: "Mutant crimes skyrocket during shutdown."

76: "Repay the money."

Ross: "This incident was obviously caused by the chaos of special people in Sokovia."

76: "Repay the money."

"If it weren't for the Avengers and those nagging mages, would there be any demons?"

76: "Repay the money."

Stryker & Ross: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻! Can you change the sentence!!!

76: "Repay the money."

Stryker & Rose: ...

Representatives from various countries closed their eyes and plugged their ears in silence, expressing that they hadn’t heard or seen anything. We didn’t know these two sand sculptures. The last two sand sculpture generals were successfully driven out of the meeting room by the US imperial spokesperson with livid faces.

76, who finished his only line in the meeting, started playing the game of Xiaoxiao on his mobile phone seriously after Stryker and General Ross were kicked out. Relying on his current status as an "alien", it is quite okay to ignore such nonsense. OK

The two sand sculptures were driven away, and the things that needed to be discussed and resolved were put on the table one by one, such as Sokovia, which was crying for poverty and needed international assistance, Zemo was so worried about the countries. The cute girl hugged her thighs and begged for material and loans.

In addition, countries that have suffered different losses have seconded technical personnel to each other. There are a lot of trivial matters, but under the supervision of the creditor 76, it is rare for representatives of various countries to solve them quickly without fuss.

Towards the end of the first stage of the meeting, Tony Stark swayed in with sunglasses and opened the door. Tony, who didn't intrude at all, drove the spokesperson of the US Emperor off the stage under the eyes of a group of people.

Spokesperson of US Imperialism: In view of the fact that the government’s database still needs his help to repair, mmp

"Thank you Oasis friends for their generous technology sharing. Now I have analyzed... and hereby declare that this technology is completely open, effective immediately."

In order to redeem the earth (crossed out) and to redeem his integrity (√) for himself not to dress up as a woman in the future, Tony released the authorized warp speed, new materials for the outer shell of the spaceship, and a mixed version of the Oasis Ark without much nonsense. With the three most basic technologies of the power source, it is presumably not more than ten years that all countries can have their own spaceships, and then organize a group to go to the universe to mine and pay off their debts.Thinking of repaying the huge debts all over the world, Tony stepped off the stage with ease, ignoring the uproar of the crowd, and walked towards 76 who was sitting beside him.

Tony, who was originally proud and arrogant, wanted to climb the technology tree by himself. Although the technology of the oasis is advanced, it may not be completely suitable for the people of the earth. Until the event that the earth mortgaged itself to the oasis happened_(:3」∠?)_, Tony began to study oasis technology on his own, hoping that the earth would step out of the solar system and redeem himself as soon as possible. It turned out that the oasis technology mmp was essentially the future earth technology.

Combining Captain Thunder's many slips of the tongue, Tony also took the time to study the theory of parallel worlds, and he deeply believes that 76 is the captain of the parallel earth. You can see that the color matching is almost the same (hey!)

Returning to the theme, I went through the performance of the Oasis people when they first appeared, as well as the occasional slip of the tongue by Captain Thunder, the clues on the Enterprise, and the occasional Japanese after the drowsiness of the Doraemon apprentice who gets along day and night.

In Tony's clever mind, he has basically come to the conclusion that the Oasis Federation is not some ghost. It comes from a distant galaxy. It is obviously from a parallel universe, but the timeline of that parallel universe runs a little faster than here, probably more About 200 years ago.Hmph, it would take 200 years to develop for such a small difference in technology. Sure enough, the parallel world can't do without me, Tony Stark. (Hey, it’s crooked again!)

Tony, who has thoroughly studied the technology of the Enterprise, thought that he was standing on the shoulders of giants 200 years later, so he had to look farther, but a slight ticking sound came to Tony's ears.

At the same time, Tony's body was covered by the gold-red nano-suit, and at the same time, he did not forget to separate a part to form a shield to hold the black king of a small African country who was about to step on the podium next to him, and the Security Council sitting in the first row. The members blocked the first wave of shock.

But people in other directions are not so lucky, except that 76 eyes quickly threw a milk stick skill around him, and threw Zemo and other people sitting next to him. The splashed bricks and stones smashed their heads and blood, and those who sat far away were inevitably disheveled.

But I still want to thank Tony for the uninvited speech and the delay of 2 minutes. Not only did he accidentally save a certain king, but he also let this terrorist attack that would definitely cause casualties pass by without any risk.

A good meeting was attacked by a bomb, and the organizer, Meidi, was furious and immediately sent people to find out which organization was behind it.

In less than half an hour, the target person came out, and with a blurry photo, it was determined to be Hydra's Winter Soldier.

Sitting at home, I didn't wait for the pizza and plums to be delivered, but I waited for a black pot:? ? !

………………

As the party who was attacked, Tony stayed at the scene wearing a battle suit, because no one believed that the bomb was only to kill the king of a small African country.

Old Black Panther: Hehe

When waiting for the results of the investigation, Tony's first reaction was not to believe it, so he simply asked Jarvis to check it again himself. From the monitors in the convenience store on the street, he obtained evidence that was not much clearer than the photos provided by the US emperor, but It is also enough for Tony to draw a conclusion different from that of the US emperor.

Some time ago, the "Civil War" kept recurring in the Avengers Building. Tony even beat up Bucky himself who came to apologize. It's framing and misleading, but why?Tony, whose IQ is only focused on scientific research, thought about it and couldn't think of a reason.

And Zemo, who was recovering from his injuries while sitting in the milk stick and blood stand, thought that the range of the bomb is not large. Apart from killing the unlucky people on the podium, it can at most seriously injure the people sitting in the first row, except for the small shrimps. In the first row, there are only representatives of the member states of the Security Council and representatives of Oasis76. It is self-evident who the target is.So what is the purpose of framing the Winter Soldier to attack 76?

76:? ? ?Lao Tzu died unjustly

At the same time that the U.S. emperor got clues that the Winter Soldier was a suspect in the bombing, the leaders of Hydra, Alexander Pierce and Baron Strucker, were both "whatthefuck?!"

Hydra has three giants. Alexander Pierce, who developed in S.H.I.E.L.D. through the paperclip plan and finally turned to the political circles of the US Empire, was forced to expose his identity and fled for some unlucky reasons some time ago. Now he is stuck in a base in a remote mountainous area in Canada. retirement life.

There is also the main sphere of influence in Europe and South America. When Alexander lost power, Baron Strucker, a scientific research enthusiast who took over the Hydra part of the US Empire, was pitted by Ultron and the cult wizard who believed in Mephisto some time ago. The Corvia base, now nestled in South America, is buzzing (fog).There is also Madame Hydra, who is keen on biochemical research and her whereabouts remain a mystery.

Having said so much, I just want to express that whether it is Alexander, who is struggling, or Baron Sterak, who has no plans and brains and was easily pitted by Ultron's baby, they all think that the defection of the Winter Soldier has long been out of control, because this attack is not at all. They ordered the Winter Soldier to do it.So both of them aimed their guesses at the power of Lady Hydra, who was now unharmed.

Alexander & Straker: You must have done it!

Lady Hydra: Wait, no, I don't!

The people who were attacked at the other end recorded the scene in Tony, and then went home and modeled the reverse. After that, they followed the injured people and exited the UN building. Because Sokovia was attacked because of the unsuccessful plan to seek support, Zemo and him brought The bodyguards wearing helmets also followed Tony and 76 into the Avengers Building.

The bodyguard who was revived by Hela-Dead Crossbones: o(*￣︶￣*)o~ I'm back, miss me?

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On the streets of New York, Eddie is riding a bicycle with a stack of pizza boxes on the back seat.

Since Peter's homework doubled after school started, the part-time job of delivering food was transferred to the unemployed Eddie.

With the restoration of the Internet, Eddie, who was rejected by newspapers of all sizes, embarked on the road of Internet self-media. The source of the news... is actually what he saw and heard on the road of food delivery, part-time and full-time, and part-time jokes by the way. . (plan pass √)

The most important thing is that Eddie has recently felt that his physical strength has doubled, so that he does not feel tired even if he pedals the bicycle out of the speed of the car. This is the trick to keep things right (proud.jpg)

The "auditory hallucination" venom that is always ignored: huh...

Giving the penultimate pizza to the otaku customer, Eddie stepped into the car and drove towards the fruit shop on 666th Street. In addition to delivering food, Eddie also inherited what Peter said, "Mr. Black who loves plum tips and is generous." After Eddie found out that Mr. Black likes plums on the 666th Street the most, Eddie became a professional fruit buyer every day.

"Knock-knock--" Eddie dropped his bicycle, carried pizza and plums, ran up to the apartment, and knocked on the door of the Winter Soldier's temporary residence.

"The pizza is here." Carrying the pizza and plums in one hand, Eddie knocked on the door with the other hand and wiped his sweaty forehead. I don't know why he has been sweating a lot lately.

【It's me!It's me!Don't always ignore me! 】

Eddie: Whoops, my auditory hallucinations are asking for attention

Venom: Ugh...

The Winter Soldier in the house was observing the surroundings behind a few windows as usual, and when he heard the newly replaced deliveryman knock on the door, he calmly opened the door a crack.

Eddie: Sure enough, this gentleman is as shy and shy as Peter said...

The shy Winter Soldier didn't get into Eddie's heart at all, but he heard the sound of heavy panting faintly, secretly said "no", the door opened quickly, and dragged Eddie into the room with a wave of iron arm, and then there was a burst of sound Intense gunfire.

enemy!The Winter Soldier made a quick judgment. Regardless of Eddie's sweaty body every time, the Winter Soldier with MAX observation ability clearly knew that the delivery man was so energetic that he wouldn't pant for breath after running up the stairs with zero weight.

The Winter Soldier dragged Eddie to roll on the ground, dodging bullets passing through the door,

Sliding under the table again, he took out a bulging envelope and a handy gun. Inside the envelope were the cash and documents that the Black Widow helped prepare, just for this kind of moment.

The Winter Soldier quickly slipped to the window and took a look outside. Sure enough, armed police cars were parked on the street, and the sound of a helicopter seemed to be heard from above. With the sound of footsteps, she quietly retreated into the room, opened the wardrobe door and jumped down, landing on the soft bed downstairs.

Yes, this is the secret passage accidentally discovered by the Winter Soldier. Fortunately, the resident of this room seems to have been asked to leave in advance, so that he was not discovered.

"Pa—" A figure fell on the bed when the Winter Soldier turned around and wanted to open the door, causing the Winter Soldier to turn around with his gun raised, his eyes fixed on the bed.

"Uh..." Eddie rolled down from the bed with difficulty, seeing the vicious Winter Soldier swallow, "Well, can you take me with you?"

I don't know why I was chased, but it's right to follow Eddie: QUQ!

Dead Fisheye Winter Soldier: ==

The author has something to say: The players are guessed to be from parallel universes!Because Tony has studied the Enterprise, he automatically brought the players into the background of Star Trek, so the players' vests were stripped in half _(:3」∠?)_.

At the same time, because of the technology leading Marvel Earth as inspiration, Tony made the nano-suit before Avengers [-], and the performance is better (／≧ω＼)

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Although the villains have been reduced by me, Hydra has not been sand-sculpted enough to use bombings to drive a wedge. _(:3」∠?)_