[comprehensive] number one player

On the other side of the city, the seven servants from the Hydra side had already gathered. Facing a field game that had no instructions at all, the group of seven people also looked bewildered.

Brock Rumlow, who was wearing a black combat uniform with a cross drawn on his chest, and a skull hood covering himself tightly, that is, Crossbones, was desperate.

Crossbones: (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ Why was I, an unexposed undercover agent, sent to fight this Holy Grail War?

What Crossbones didn't expect was that Baron Sterak, one of the Hydra giants who cooperated with Ultron, was also desperate to the point of collapse.

Hydra has no idea of ​​destroying the world. The purpose of Hydra is to establish an earth ruled by Hydra. Cooperation with Ultron is just to use Ultron's ambition and technology to achieve Hydra's goal.

But he didn't expect Ultron to be such a game of bait for the Holy Grail War, that!what!of!recognize!real!

For example, there must be Summoner's Rift.

Hydra: Okay, okay, Sokovia next to the base, right?

For another example, there must be upper, middle and lower roads

Hydra: Okay, okay, I will let the soldiers block the roads that should be blocked, and the roads that should be changed should be changed

Another example is that seven servants must meet the settings. The Holy Grail War is a 7v7 war, and redundant personnel entering the arena will be expelled by the machine army.

Strack: whatthefxxk? ! ! !

Hydra's sea-of-people tactics were completely thwarted by the Ultron Machine Legion _(:3」∠?)_.

Comparing Avengers and the players, there are a lot of talents, and it is easy to gather seven people. Hydra is facing a difficult situation. Fortunately, the villain also has foreign aid. In addition to being proficient in throwing skills, he was called to serve as Archer The undercover Crossbones, followers of Hydra Fang also:

Lancer Casillas (foreign aid delivered by himself)

Caster Little Crimson (own)

Assassin small fast silver (own)

Rider Ghost Rider (foreign aid borrowed from Mephisto)

Saber Wade Wilson (foreign aid borrowed from Stryker)

Berserker hate (foreign aid sent to the door)

Crossbones: fxxxxxxk!Why is there such shame (talk) and humiliation (chatter) in the mercenary world as Wade?

Uh, maybe it's because he didn't have a clear mind. Originally, Baron Sterak wanted the one who slit his mouth to become a Berserker, but suddenly the hatred that took the initiative to ask for a fight appeared.

Crossbones checked his small throwing knife and darts again, and decided to stay away from his teammates after entering the arena, and he couldn't carry non-class weapons. This is really cheating. How can cold weapons compare Guns and ammunition.

Look at the flaming skeleton riding a motorcycle, and Caster in a long gown, who looks normal but is actually playing with flowers in her hands, and her brother who is so fast that he is invisible. Wade, and most importantly, the abomination who is the same size as Hulk and uglier than Hulk.

Crossbones thinks that he is a normal person who has never even used a single serum and whose lethality depends entirely on firearms. Can this kind of war not bring me!I'm still a baby QAQ!

……

On the other end, as the player's swearing stopped, Qin, who had finally recovered from her bewildered state, looked at the temporary commander of the Holy Grail War—Rainbow.

And Lei Dian looked at the real commander, Soldier 76. In the eyes of Fulian and others, Lei Dian is the captain of the Enterprise expedition team, but Lei Dian still knows that he is a captain, and he can do it alone, but command the battle Well…….

Raiden:_(:3」∠?)_

Older than Lei Dian, he was at least a policeman, and the most important thing is that 76, who is the best at slapping, has become the commander of "Holy Grail slapping" by default.

Back in 76, he glanced at his team members and scratched his head in distress, what the hell is the 7v7 masturbation.

Taking another look at Lei Dian, who was eager to try, and feeling Lei Dian's uncontrollable temper, 76 took the lead in waving his hand:

"The mid laner depends on you!"

"okay!!!"

"Are you sure?"

"Five to five!"

Lei Dian rushed out towards the middle with the high-frequency blade modified into a regular big sword on his back.

76: ...don't set a flag for yourself, Thunder Boy

76 patted his boyfriend Reaper's shoulder dejectedly. He had a parental mentality in his heart that the child was too old to manage, but now the business was important, and 76 quickly ordered a new battle plan.

"Berserker is on the way, Reaper, you support."

"it is good."

"Okay, but can you not call me Berserker (▼皮▼#)"

76: Uh...

"Caster and I went down the road to see if there are any hostages that need to be rescued, try to steal towers if necessary, and pay attention to supporting each other."

Well, stealing towers is a code word for Ultron.

"Lancer, can your seeds be used?"

Holding a spear, the Avatar threw out a few sunflower seeds, and frowned after a while and said, "It can be used, but it may be due to the suppression of the class or the climate of Sokovia, the growth of the seeds is very slow."

"Then you develop obscenely first, and focus on saving people in the early stage."

"Ok."

Seeing that Soldier 76 finished commanding, everyone dispersed one by one. The cutie, who had not received any orders, was in a hurry, "What about me?! What about me?!"

76 looked at the little cutie who was eager to try, and he had another headache. He couldn't say that because you have been putting your Hello Kitty brother on the head for a long time, and you are the unicorn anthropomorphic sister, so you are automatically considered Rider Your mount just came in, right?However, Hello Kitty has no attack skills, and the cutie has no combat awareness, and Hydra is not a group of mentally retarded Kiritas.

Loki, who tried to occupy the earth with mental retardation:? ? ! ! !

"Uh..., you are responsible for guarding our crystal."

Little cutie (indifferent): ...

"Where did we get our own crystal." The cutie looked at the perfunctory 76 angrily, and pointed to the empty space where there was nothing.

Ultron, who was monitoring the battlefield (watching the e-sports live broadcast), suddenly felt shocked: Damn, you didn't tell me that there is a crystal setting!

Doraemon: ...

Immediately afterwards, in the eyes of 76 and the cutie, a huge glass block fell in front of everyone through the transmission channel of the web crawler.

Player: ... and this kind of coquettish operation?

Little cutie: I, I admit defeat, protect our crystal and protect our crystal

At the same time, the Seven-Headed Snake group was dumbfounded at the sudden appearance of the crystal. What is this?What is this for?Didn't we just come to fight? !

…………

While the players on Earth and the superheroes are solving their troubles, the players who have fallen across the galaxy are also in trouble.

First of all, the demon Heihei and Saphiro Ball who finally escaped from the unknown dark dimension, the two (?) were pulled into the gravitational circle of the nearest planet after being thrown out of the space-time turbulence, and turned into two A meteor smashed into the garbage dump on the surface of the planet, and finally succeeded in being fainted by the stench of garbage.

Devil Heihei: I have survived the turbulent flow of time and space, but I lost to the garbage dump. I made a mistake (pawn)

Saphiro Ball: Fortunately, there is fat as a buffer and it won't hurt too much, but it smells so smelly QAQ! (died)

I don't know how long he was in a coma, but the demon Hei Hei finally woke up, and Safi woke up at the same time, and Hei Hei was attacked by screaming from Safi.

After Hei Hei woke up again from the effect of Safi's attack, what he saw was the Safiro ball wrapped in a bath towel nestled in a corner of the room, and seeing Safi's beeping appearance of losing his virginity, Hei Hei Speechless ┐('～`;)┌.

"Don't say that the shell you are wearing is Safi, and Safi is a man. You are full of fat now, who can see it?"

Safi: QAQ! ! ! !

"Hey, it's not my chastity that I'm crying, it's my perfect image of Safi, hey"

Safi, who woke up a little earlier than Hei Hei, still vaguely remembered that someone sent the two of them to the room, and that the young lady bathed herself, and discussed with the young ladies who disliked the sound of fat.

Safi: QAQ! ! !My perfect Safi!

Heihei: ... I'm holding back, lose weight quickly

"Hello~ young gods and demon lords~ welcome to my planet - Saka, I am Gao Tianzun (Note [-]), the championship competition is about to begin~ please be sure to participate , because I like watching competitions very much, if I am unhappy~~~oh hehehehe~"

Accompanied by the strange sound of yin and yang, the demon Heihei and Safi looked up at the silver-haired coquettish man who had just walked in the door and brought them oppression, that is, the ruler of Saka who claimed to be Gao Tianzun.

Safi (eyes): What should I do?Look like you can't beat it?

Hei Hei (responses to eyes): Indeed, I can't beat it, but do you want to lose weight?

Safie (in a daze): Huh? !

Uh, all in all, Gao Tianzun who likes to compete is still a little trouble

It was the Guardians of the Galaxy who took the unknown Cree on the road to the Marauder Headquarters star that encountered big trouble. (Note [-])

The hungry and thin Ronan was left in the Guardians of the Galaxy ship by Kerrigan because of his Thranduil-like face.

Kerrigan: _(:3」∠?)_ She looks good, and serving tea and water is also eye-catching.

The aesthetics are completely different, and Ronan, who felt that he was thin and ugly, smashed the empty plate in his hand, and then lowered his head to pick up the plate and continued to prepare lunch for the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Luo Nan (Salted Fish): Morality or something, you can't pick it up after throwing it away.

Star-Lord, who was originally just going back to the Marauder headquarters planet for vacation and purchasing supplies, ran into so-called big trouble as soon as he landed.

Star Eagle, one of the bosses of the Marauders, seems to have some grudges with Star-Lord's wrong adoptive father. This is Kerrigan's first impression of this person.

Let's talk about second impressions... Maybe Kerrigan wanted to take out a small book and ask Stallone to sign it. _(:3」∠?)_

Seeing too many aliens with strange looks, it is not easy to meet an alien who looks similar to the earth and has a star face!

After Xingjue negotiated with the other party, and repeatedly assured that the Guardians of the Galaxy had nothing to do with the looters of the Yondu series, the Silver Guardians hurriedly purchased and left the headquarters star.

The game plan is ruined, but this is not the worst. The worst thing is that Kerrigan, who just left in a hurry, was discovered by a sharp-eyed raider, and then Kerrigan's unsolvable Mary Sue aura played it supernormally utility.

The raiders who received the news of "The Queen of Blades is coming to our headquarters~" were excited!Then the big and small starships followed Yin Huo's small spaceship and waved their flags.

"Goddess! Goddess! I love you!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Goddess stay, stay!"

Star Eagle froze, looked at the empty headquarters behind him, and then at the raider starships that were almost out of the nest.

Star Eagle: (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ I won't let you go to the star, you just moved my planet away? ! ! !

With the legion of fans dragging their tails, the Guardians of the Galaxy fell into the pain of being watched again.

Kerrigan automatically sat in the driver's seat, and told everyone to fasten their seat belts, "Get ready to flee."

Started the warp drive and borrowed (stealed) used (crossed) a stable wormhole around the headquarters star. The Galaxy Guardians who fled again finally escaped the siege of the brainless powder army, and then crashed into a white Ball spaceship.

"Oh my God! Son, what's your name, I'm your father!"

Just when Kerrigan thought he was going to lose money again, a greasy fat man got out of the white spaceship, and he clung to Star-Lord's hand tightly.

"Uh, my name is Peter Quill. You can call me Xingjue. Thank you, can you let me go?" Misidentified father.

But the day failed, the greasy uncle not only tightened his grip, he even hugged Xingjue.

"Oh! Star Lord! Yes, you are indeed Star Lord, my little star!~"

Everyone: Ugh——

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Posted by: Xingjue

Post time: just now

Title: What if my long-lost father is a ball?waiting online

The author has something to say: Note [-]: Gao Tianzun, some translations are called Grand Master.The setting of the comics is used here. Gao Tianzun's combat power is not as good as in the movie. At least he is a veteran of the universe. Of course, the bad taste has not changed. Otherwise, how could he threaten Safi and Heihei. ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Note [-]: Although the translation is Raider, in fact Raider is an alliance-style mercenary force in the galaxy, which is composed of many branches. For example, the branch of Yongdu is considered medium-sized, and the one established by Star Lord The Guardians of the Galaxy are miniature marauders (mercenaries).

Jane (recalls) the story of Gu (Gu) Yongdu Baba.

When Yondu Papa was young, he was a teammate with Star Eagle (husband and wife) and two other members. It was also the first generation of the team that used the name of the Guardians of the Galaxy. Later, Yondu and Ego did business to transport children. Yondu did not Knowing that Yi Ge wanted to kill the children, and Star Eagle and others thought that Yongdu was trafficking children in violation of the regulations, so Yongdu took the little star-lord and was kicked out of the raider headquarters (it was also when Yongdu discovered the truth and rescued and raised Star Lord).

Star Eagle is because Xingjue got off from Yondu's papa boat, so he expelled and silver guards.