This summer, I fished and caught an old hack

After getting along for a few days, Yu Panjing found that this young man, heck, Wei Renshan is a very easy-going person, except for his facial expressions and not talking, he is still very good in other aspects, such as cooking skills.Cough cough, this is not because Yu Panjing oppresses the disabled, but because his cooking skills are too average, and he can usually do the work alone, but now there is a growing child, how can he Do not do something with fancy and nutritious.So, steamed fish that hadn’t exhausted its guts, braised pork with hair in brown sauce, and stewed vegetable soup were served on the dining table. A few days later, Yu Panjing returned to the original boiled cabbage, either scrambled eggs with tomatoes Daily life of fried tomatoes.Then, the young man who was almost healed took over the frying spoon, and after a few failures, he quickly lit up his cooking skills.At the end of the month, Yu Panjing found that his abdominal muscles seemed to be missing two pieces!

In the evening, just as he refused the delicious twice-cooked pork cooked by the young man and ate with tasteless boiled chicken breast in tears, a phone call came in.

When he saw it, it was Qin Han.

Yu Panjing put down the bowl and chopsticks, swallowed what was in his mouth before answering the phone.Qin Han is a poor and fastidious person, and the last thing he wants to see is the psychological shadow left by people talking while eating, saying that he is out on business and participating in those dinner parties.

"Old Yu, are you home?" Qin Han's nervous voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Yes. What's the matter?" Yu Panjing replied.

"You move out quickly, we can't live in that place."

"What did you say? Why can't you stay?" Yu Panjing walked to the balcony.

"My little ancestor, don't ask so many questions, move out quickly."

"Qin Han, don't be joking. The company didn't issue a relocation notice. Why can't we live here?"

"I can't go into details about this matter. I'll listen to my brother's persuasion and move early." After speaking, there was a rattling sound on the other end of the phone, and then the line was disconnected.No one answered the call back.

Yu Panjing entered the living room with a depressed face.

"What's wrong?" Wei Renshan asked.

Originally, Yu Panjing didn't intend to say anything, but when he saw the young man's jet-black eyes, his mouth seemed uncontrollable, so he babbled: "Qin Han didn't know why he was so nervous, he said this house can't live."

Wei Renshan nodded and stood up to clear the table.

Yu Panjing hurriedly stopped him, "No, I'll take care of this thing. Your arm is not fully recovered yet, so rest."

Wei Renshan didn't insist and nodded.

"Could something happen?" Yu Panjing wiped the table and whispered.

Standing at the door of the bedroom, Wei Renshan looked back at Yu Panjing with his back turned to him. The close-fitting gray short sleeves outlined a smooth back line, and the lean waist was looming. Wei Renshan's hand moved, and then he entered the bedroom.

Yu Panjing felt a chill down his back and shivered.

Yu Panjing seemed to be walking in a forest, the trees covered the sky and the sun, and the air was filled with milky white mist, making it hard for him to tell what time it was.The road was bumpy, with one foot deep and one foot shallow. He didn't know why he appeared here, but there seemed to be a voice in his heart urging him to go on.The forest was surprisingly quiet, not even the loudest cicadas chirping. He could clearly hear his own heartbeat, and the restlessness was stirring in this space.

Then he saw the lake, the lake was shrouded in mist, the lake gave him a very familiar feeling, as if he had been here many times, but Yu Panjing couldn't remember it, his temples twitched, He knelt down and covered his head in pain.

Then, there was a sound of playfulness, accompanied by the splashing of the water.

He raised his head, the mist gradually dissipated, the milky white moonlight shone down, and the moonlight on the lake surface reflected the appearance of human figures. It was two mermaids chasing in the lake, and they seemed to have not found Yu Panjing.These two are male mermaids, one can't see clearly, the other is surprisingly handsome, even the lake light can't compare to the light in its eyes.For some reason, Yu Panjing could see that handsome mermaid very clearly, even the shadow cast on his face by its eyelashes.

They chased to the middle of the lake, turned into human figures and climbed up on the bluestone in the lake. The handsome mermaid pressed the other one under him, water drops dripped from the hair, and the other mermaid was still smiling, as if it was a kind of fun. game.Yu Panjing's face suddenly became hot, and he felt something was wrong, why did this scene feel gay.

Then, the handsome mermaid seemed to have spotted him, and looked up at Yu Panjing who was facing it.The fluctuating lake light was dim and shadowy, illuminating its face. It had a smile on its face, but the end of its eyes was abnormally red, showing a kind of charm. heat.The mermaid leaned down, and her full and bright lips approached the neck of another mermaid, wrapping her throat around the mermaid's Adam's Apple.Yu Panjing felt that he should jump into the lake to cool down. After all, he had never seen or experienced such an explosive scene.

Then, the same bright red tongue stretched out, licking the mermaid underneath.Yu Panjing really felt that he should poke his eyes to keep his pure heart.After all, he is a straight man who is only interested in girls with big breasts and thin waist. Even though he likes my little pony, he is still a straight man who can't be straighter. Why did he encounter such a scene? God help him, he I still want to give birth to a pink and tender girl to hurt.

However, God did not help him, and the situation gradually developed towards the restricted level. However, Yu Panjing couldn't even close his eyes. Looming in the moonlight.Yu Panjing, an old man, couldn't help but shed tears. He was mourning his three views that were destroyed just now and his heart that was no longer pure.

When the handsome mermaid licked the neck of the mermaid below him again, his style of painting changed suddenly. Under its delicate mouth were two rows of sharp teeth, biting the throat of the mermaid below him tightly, blood sprayed into the air, and the mermaid below him Struggling, his hands finally dropped limply and landed on the moss-covered stone.The handsome mermaid seemed to have also reached a climax. It raised its head and straightened its upper body. The moon veil was draped over its body, but its eyes were fixed on Yu Panjing.

Mother!There's a big pervert here!Yu Panjing roared in his heart, because he was completely unable to move or make a sound.The handsome mermaid slipped into the water, his body was soaked in blood, and he swam towards Yu Panjing.

Please, God, let's go back to the restricted-rated scene just now, I'd rather have my eyes and mind polluted than risk my life!Yu Panjing prayed to God again.

Once again the heavens ignored his plea, and the mermaid drew closer and closer until finally he reached the shore of the lake.With a light leap, she stood in front of him.Then the brilliance bloomed, and the mermaid shrank to the appearance of seven or eight years old. It hugged Yu Panjing's thigh, and its soft and waxy voice was like cotton candy, but Yu Panjing broke out in a cold sweat.

"elder brother."

Damn, I don't have such a cruel brother like you!

Mom save me!Counselor Yu Panjing yelled out.Then he bounced off the floor, opened his eyes and met Wei Renshan.That face coincided with that of the handsome mermaid in the dream, Yu Panjing stretched out his hand in a hurry, and knocked Wei Renshan's head to the side with a snap.

After a few seconds, Yu Panjing stared blankly at his hands, and at the five-finger marks that had clearly appeared on the boy's face.

"I said I was scared in a dream, do you believe it?"

The author has something to say:

Every time I drive a fake car, I am really happy.

Wei Renshan: When will I be able to swallow you into my belly♂?

The 1.9-meter man holding My Little Pony shivered slightly in the corner of the wall.

Mom, save me!