you speak slowly

After finishing the math class of four classes, Kotobuki packed his books and walked to his office through the shade cast by two rows of four-story poplar trees. Last month's exam papers were approved, and he took advantage of his lunch break to look through them. .

When he arrived at the office, Hu San sat on his chair, eating rice while scanning the answer sheets that had been assigned.

Kotobukiya: "This is a math paper, do you understand it?"

Hu Shu: "I can still count."

Hu Jian put down his chopsticks, wiped his mouth, pointed at the last two big questions of the math paper, and said

"I looked it up, and only two people got the answer, one with ten points and the other with four points. In the two classes I teach, there are more than 80 students, and none of them gave me a face."

Kotobukiya also flipped through, opened the lunch box, took out the chopsticks, and tapped twice on the table.

"That's good for the ordinary class. There are more than a dozen vacancies in the top class. This time the questions are difficult. If you eat salty radish, don't worry about it. You are the one who teaches Chinese."

"Hey!"

Hu Jian stood up straight, and his 1.9-meter tall body completely blocked his brother.

"What's wrong with my Chinese teaching, does the mother of encyclopedia know?"

Kotobuki tilted his head and smiled, and began to eat.

Hu Xing: "I left you a chicken leg, and I put the candy in the drawer for you. I'll go get a glass of water."

Kotobuki opened Tiger's lunch box, and the intact chicken leg was lying on the bottom of the lunch box. He picked up the chicken leg, and took a big bite on the side that was just pressed under.

"Stinky boy."

Kun Dun was driving the car, and Ting Di commanded him to turn around in the alley. After a while, both of them were confused. Kun Dun finally drove out with Baidu Maps, and the stomach of the co-pilot was already playing a symphony up.

Ting Di: "Turn left ahead, right here, right here."

After Kun Dun parked the car, Ting Di had already found a seat at the roadside stall and invited him to sit.

Ting Di: "His family has a serving of noodles. I ate it for three days and didn't get out of bed. It definitely fits what you said."

Sitting by the stall, Kun Dun watched the boss add chili noodles, Laoganma, and millet pepper as if they didn't need money, and nodded in agreement.

After taking the first bite, Kundun felt that his celestial spirit cover was about to be lifted off, and the young man next to him rushed towards him with a bowl, staring at him while shoveling the rice into his mouth, biting the bullet and swallowing the noodles, Kundun felt It was as uncomfortable as swallowing a steel bar, and he ate the whole bowl desperately, and Kundun went to drive sweating all over.

The noodle stall owner: "This guy is really awesome."

Ting Di: "Mmmmmm."

The owner of the noodle stall: "I don't need the meal money. I haven't met a bosom friend for so many years, so it's mine."

Ting Di: "Thank you boss."

Kotobuki and Hujin strolled home after dinner in the restaurant. The sound of the toilet flushing came from the bathroom. The two of them looked at the closed white wooden door together. He raised his head and glanced at the two people at the door, and continued to move into his room without saying a word. Kotobuki walked a few steps quickly and supported Kundun.

Kotobuki: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Kun Dun: "Don't talk, help me back to the house."

Hu Jian threw the keychain into the pair of sneakers closest to him on the shoe rack, walked forward, put his arm through his elder brother's armpit, lifted him up with all his strength, and carried his elder brother like a bag of rice. back to the house.

Kun Dun stuck his head into the pillow and said to Kotobukiya in a muffled voice

"Second child, don't put chili peppers in cooking again, I quit."

Kotobukiya: "Brother, can I ask why?"

Kundun: "Tomorrow, I will take you to try the noodles with chili oil as the base oil and served with red pepper and millet pepper."

Kotobukiya: "No, I still want to live."

Kun Dun: "I want to live too!"

At two o'clock in the morning, the exhausted Kundun roared from the bathroom

"Let me live in the bathroom!"

Ting Di comfortably turned over on the bed, dreaming of something, muttering non-stop, and riding on Zhan Zhao and other body pillows that she was hugging.

Ting Zang turned off the lit phone screen, Xiao Qi was young and full of energy, he was going to be in his twenties and still living the life of eighteen.

Kun Dun, with red eyes and bloodshot eyes, sat on the sofa, watching Kotobukiya come out of the room yawning, eyes closed, he stared coldly at his second brother's movements, and when Kotobukiya slammed his head into the glass door of the kitchen, he let out a groan. A sneer squeezed out of his throat.Hu Yan also got up rubbing his hair, and sat down next to Kundun. The action of the sofa sinking pulled Kundun's chrysanthemum that had been tortured by chili peppers. He gasped, raised his hand, and put it down after thinking about it , Use your fingers instead, pinch the inside of Hu Shu's thigh and rotate clockwise.

"what!"

The two screams together caused Kotobukiya, who was spitting out the water for brushing his teeth, to choke the water into his trachea, almost coughing out his lungs, Kotobukiya thought so as he wiped away the foam from the corners of his mouth.

Kun Dun was kicked to the ground by Hu Pan, and his back just hit the ground on his buttocks. Hu Pan rubbed his reddened thighs, and the corners of his eyes were filled with normal saline.The two greeted their mother and second uncle in embarrassment.

With two dark circles under his eyes, Ting Zang swayed to the kitchen to cook, Ting Di looked at his brother's exhausted face with distress.My brother is not yet thirty, don't die from overwork, I must have not slept well last night, Xiao Sao must have dragged my brother to chat until midnight again, a goblin who drained human blood!After thinking about it, Ting Di went back to the house and found a courier that arrived yesterday, which hadn't been opened yet.Brother, if you can’t work like this, the boss will deduct your wages!Ting Di shouted in her heart while unpacking the courier.

Ting Zang fried the ham, sandwiched the fried egg and lettuce into the toasted bread, thought for a while, and put all the ham into his brother's sandwich, and the child was still growing.

He took the plate out of the kitchen, and Tingdi sat obediently on one side of the dining table, staring at him with big eyes.

Tingzang: "Eat."

Ting Zang picked up the water connected to him and rinsed his mouth habitually.

Ting Di was sprayed with Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass water on the face by his elder brother, and then was forced to drink the remaining half of the glass.

Ting Di screamed out of control

"Ahhhhhh! I saw the ultimate! Ahhhhhhh!"

Tingzang angrily exchanged the plate in front of Erhuo's younger brother with his own.Biting the perfectly fried ham, he was still very melancholy, what sin he did in his previous life, God, tell me.

Ting Di, who kindly wanted to refresh his elder brother but was disliked, lay on the sofa thinking about life, wow!This water is like electrified horse urine, down the throat and swallowed into the stomach, there is a pleasure of going to rebirth, unbearable!

The semi-disabled Kun Dun lay on the bed doubting his life in the previous 29 years, Hu Shu knocked on the door, and opened the door before waiting for a response.

Hu Xun: "Brother, I put your lunch in the refrigerator for you. Let's warm it up at noon before eating."

Kundun: "Well~~~"

Hu Jian stepped forward, patted his big brother's ass desperately, and then flashed out in an instant, he was in front of the shoe rack, turning the key upside down, one shoe after another, accompanied by the background music mood of big brother killing a pig It’s quite good to continue the action in your hand, where did you throw it?

Kotobukiya came out of the fourth child's room, shook his head with a headache, and closed the door behind his back.

Hu Shu: "I have to break both of his legs when the bastard comes back."

Kotobukiya: "If you break three legs, you are not far from being beaten to death by your elder brother."

Hu Jian finally got the key, curled his lips and stood up, shouting into the room

"Brother, let's go!"

Kundun: "Go away!"

Hu San was turning the key, Kotobuki was carrying the lunch box, and the two met Ting Zang in a suit waiting for the elevator in front of the elevator.

Hu Shu: "I haven't seen it before, my new neighbor."

Kotobukiya reaches out

"I'm meeting you for the first time. My name is Kotobuki, and this is my younger brother Hushi."

Ting Zang smiled politely at them, and held the extended hand

"Tingzang, the last time I saw was..."

"My big brother."

Hu Pan answered, he felt hostility towards this man with good looks and gentle temperament for no reason.Ting Zang could hear that the other party's tone was not very good, so he twitched the corner of his mouth and didn't speak again.

After getting out of the elevator, Hu Jing watched helplessly as Ting Zang drove away in a Range Rover, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he rode away around Kotobuki House in the same posture as yesterday.

There was still some distance away from the school gate, and Hu Shu struggled uphill with his legs crossed.

"Yo, good morning, teacher."

Hu Jian shook his body and made an S-curve.

A sports student in his class caught up from behind, running at the same speed as his bicycle, without blushing or panting.

Hu Shu: "Yes."

Sports student: "Teacher, don't you panic when you're tired, I'll give you a push."

Hu Shu: "No thanks."

Sports student: "It's okay, I'm not tired, teacher, your face is blushing, let me help you."

"Need not!"

Hu Jian roared, kicked hard twice, and threw his student several meters.

Kotobukiya rolled his eyes seemingly calmly,

"parking."

Hu Jian: "Don't worry about him, there is still a long way to go, just sit still."

The sports student ran from behind huffing and puffing, unable to catch up no matter what, shouting at the back of the tiger

"Teacher, your tires are almost flat, they're all flat!"

Kotobukiya: "Stop."

Hu Shu squeezed the brakes hard, Kotobuki jumped off, and left without looking back.

Hu Xing turned his head and stared at the owed goods he had taught, his scalp was about to explode.

Sports student: "The teacher is going to be late, hurry up."

Looking at the students who ignored his murderous eyes and ran past him at lightning speed, Hu Xuan felt a headache.

Ting Di went to the next door to knock on the door again. Kun Dun moved from the bed to the door with difficulty, opened the door and saw the culprit who smiled like Erha lost his temper instantly.

Ting Di: "This is hemorrhoid ointment, you put some on it, it's very good."

Kun Dun: "No, I can bear it."

Seeing his refusal, Ting Di smiled knowingly and told him to turn around.

"what?"

An ominous premonition rose in Kun Dun's heart.Sure enough, Ting Di patted his buttocks and greeted him as hard as he did in the morning.

Kundun obediently lay on the bed, and asked Tingdi to apply the ointment on her own chrysanthemum with a cotton swab.

Ting Di: "I also asked my roommate to help me with the medicine last time, don't be embarrassed."

Kundun: "Okay."

Ting Di: "This is my compensation for you, you must accept it."

Kun Dun turned his head and saw Tingdi looking at him sincerely holding two coupons of western restaurants.

After applying the medicine, his breasts felt cold, and Kun Dun felt very insecure. He hugged the pillow on the bed to cover himself tightly.

Ting Di packed up the ointment, and sat on the floor of Kundun's house boredly, looking up at Kundun, which made the heart of the person hugging the pillow thump.

Kun Dun: "Don't sit on the ground, cool."

Ting Di moved to the bed, still staring at him intently.

Kun Dun: "Brother, tell me what you want to do, I can't stand you staring at me like this."

Ting Di: "My house has not turned on the Internet yet, can I play games at your house for a while?"

Kun Dun turned on the computer for him, and Ting Di asked him if he could play the game, Kun Dun agreed, and when he went to the toilet and came out, he saw Ting Di operating a villain with a strange style of painting, full of On the screen, he cut down trees, chased rabbits, and planted some fruits and weeds from time to time.

Kun Dun, who was used to playing DOTA and World of Warcraft, sat next to Ting Di, watching him spend a whole day wandering around the computer with a villain, and didn't even bother to eat lunch.In the evening, Kun Dun finally knew that this villain, who had no special skills other than the president's beard, was called Wilson.