Gintama Ninja's Way of Survival

The author has something to say: That's right, Kakashi participated in the war against barbarians, but he didn't stay for too long.

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JOY4 collectively debuted, spreading flowers——.

As the article progresses, everyone will find that it is really amazing!But Kakashi is such a man who breaks the sky!How could the male god not be domineering!

Sometimes I feel that Kakashi and Gintoki are two very similar people, and Takasugi can also match up with so-and-so in Hokage.

So the content of this chapter will have some meanings of one kind or another, oops, I can’t explain it below.

_(:з」∠)_Shameless collection of balls. (づ￣3￣)づ

Finally, I wish you all a good day.

Since the last time he had a face-to-face meeting with Gui, Bai Yan discovered that this person appeared more and more frequently in Kabukicho, for example, after getting up early, he met two idiots who were sneaking pets.According to the usual practice, Dingchun opened a can and returned to the store to prepare for business. As for the other...

named Elizabeth.

The big round eyes with three eyelashes are glazed.The mouth and soles of the feet are similar to those of ducks, and the body seems to be wrapped in a white cloth bag.Let's say it looks like a penguin. It feels like two extremes of that kind of cute creature.From time to time, I will take out a whiteboard with standard text written on it.

Mr. Gui, are meat balls not satisfying you anymore?

The Konoha Convenience Store is not open 24 hours a day. When the three clerks rushed to the store, they found that everything was ready, just waiting for them to go to work.

"Yan Sang, why are you here so early today?" Zhen Ji, who has a more carefree personality, asked the doubts in his heart for the other two.

"Well, occasionally I want to show consideration to the employees." Bai Yan rubbed the back of his head, "Then I'll be leaving first, you guys work hard."

"Anyway, continue to be the mascot in the store, Kakashi Sansan! A lot of customers are here for you!"

"Don't look, the person has long disappeared." Mori walked around behind the counter inside the cash register and turned on the machine. "Maki, a batch of goods will be delivered later, you go to the back door of the warehouse and watch, Jiuchuan will be in charge of delivery today."

……

After leaving, Bai Yan walked aimlessly on the street.There was a sudden vibration in the pocket of the coat, and it was only later that he realized that it was the mobile phone that he had always regarded as a decoration.Except for a few subordinates who would ask him about something, no one would call at all.

When he came into contact with this machine for the first time, he did not hesitate to equip all intelligence personnel with one.Compared with the Ninja Ninja and the like back then, this thing should not be too easy to use.Communication can be carried out anytime and anywhere. Considering the issue of safety, except for the more important information, it is directly transmitted through the mobile phone.

The silver-plated lacquer has a small appearance. When the phone cover is opened, an unknown number is displayed on the screen.

"Moximoxi, this is the handsome Bai Yan."

"Hei Yan—! Good morning. Hahahaha, hahahaha."

Hearing the trademark laugh and the habit of changing people's names randomly, he already knew who the caller was.A few years ago, with the idea of ​​taking a good look at the world, he decided to travel.On the way, I met all kinds of people, including samurai, geisha, beggars and orphans.

The war against barbarians made life difficult for the people of this country, and the group of warriors who rose up against the heavens and humans with full blood made him realize that even without chakra and ninjutsu, they are still strong, such as Mifune and others.

Due to no destination and lack of understanding of the region, he unknowingly stepped into the front line of the war against barbarians.When he used kunai to deal with several pig-headed celestial beings and was about to leave, Tatsuma Sakamoto appeared.

'Ahahaha, are you a ninja? '

'Is there something wrong? '

'Yeah, that's great.My name is Tatsuma Sakamoto, and I'm a businessman. '

'...'

'Eh?Don't be so indifferent.Ah ha ha ha ha, Miss Yue Lian said that my type is more popular. '

He wasn't ready to listen to this person continue to talk, so Bai Yan turned his head and left.

'Hey, how about I buy your skills with money? '

If he hadn't been curious for a while at the beginning, those things and those people wouldn't have happened later.

In the later stage of fighting against barbarians, the battle became more and more tense. Sakamoto Tatsuma could no longer fight with a knife due to a serious injury to his right arm, so when he saw Bai Yan, he had an idea that this person could replace him as a fighting force, and he was still an ace.

……

"What a surprise, how did you know my number?"

"Ahahaha, you forgot the last time I went back to Earth to ask you to drink? Didn't you give it to me?"

"..."

"You also said that you will get a [-]% discount for buying information? Hahahahaha, Hei Yan, I didn't expect you to do this."

"There is no discount. I drank too much that time."

"Eh? So ruthless..."

"If you can get me some special products from other planets, [-]% off is not impossible."

Sitting in his office, Chen Ma was a little dumbfounded when he heard the long list.

"Fortunately, you didn't come to the universe, otherwise you would definitely steal business from me."

"Ah, I'm not used to eating outside."

"By the way, I met Jin Shi, and we even fought monsters together. Hahahahahaha, he is still the same, but this time he is accompanied by two children."

"yes."

"Ahahahaha, that girl is quite cute, and she will definitely become a big beauty in the future. It's a pity that she is a night rabbit. She is too violent to bear."

"It's really a beast, Mr. Chen Ma."

"Ahahahahaha, your thinking is very problematic, Hei Yan, that's all I'm going to say."

"Luo-san was also abducted by you at a young age. You are insane, Mr. Chen Ma."

Don't stop me, I want to go back to Earth.The last time I bumped into Jinshi's house, this time I'm going to bump into the 'Green Leaf Convenience Store'. 【Hello

"Hey, let's get down to business. How is Fake now? I haven't seen him for a long time. Do you have any news about him?"

"Bang--"

"Black Flame? Black Flame?"

The corner of Bai Yan's mouth twitched, and the door of a tavern on the side of the road flew past him, along with two figures?

"I said don't resist that person, paper!"

"Wig, you're stupid! If we don't escape, we will be assimilated by monsters!"

The two who were walking pets not long ago wore heavy makeup and wore ladies' kimonos, and the silver-haired one wore twin ponytails.Bai Yan turned his head and looked at the signboard of that tavern, 'Shemale Club'.

Putting back the mobile phone attached to the ear, hung up Chen Ma's phone, turned on the camera function again, and snapped a photo.

On the other side, Chen Ma, who was still wondering if something happened to Bai Yan, received an email.

From: Black Flame

Theme: papers and wigs

【image】

Information fees will not be charged.

"Pff—. Mutsu! Get my gun!"

……

Not in the mood for a walk, so Bai Yan was about to go back to the store to have a look, when the phone vibrated again on the way.

what is it today?One or two are like an appointment.There is always a bad feeling...

"Moximoxi."

After listening for a while, Bai Yan frowned slightly, his intuition was still the same, good things didn't work, bad things didn't work.

' Shinsuke Takasugi arrived in Edo for an unknown purpose. '

Sakata Gintoki, Katsura Kotaro, Sakamoto Tatsuma, Takasugi Shinsuke, the four appeared at the same time in different forms.

You two have a tacit understanding...

In the next few days, the residents of Kabukicho discovered that the clerks of the Konoha Convenience Store had changed to a group of new faces.It is said that because of the summer festival, the old employees are on vacation.

This time the festival was even bigger than usual, and even the general came to the scene in person.Holding a bunch of snacks in his hand, Bai Yan looked around. Those three brats must have gone crazy, and they didn't know where they went now.

The stage built for the performance was not far ahead, and the heads of people were surging and black.As the line of sight swept across, a touch of silver was very conspicuous.

After staying in place for a while, Bai Yan still decided to go up to say hello, but someone moved faster than him.

With dark purple medium-length hair, wearing a purple bathrobe with golden butterflies printed on it, just a back view made Bai Yan's nerves tense for a while.

Sure enough, Takasugi appeared.

A long time ago, there was a man named Yoshida Shoyo who took in Sakata Gintoki who was called a 'ghoul' when he was young.Later, a private school was established, and the students included Katsura Kotaro and Takasugi Shinsuke.

The three of them learned swordsmanship and reading under his disciples, but unfortunately the good times didn't last long. The No. 13th generation general Tokugawa Sadasaka launched a lenient sweep, and Yoshida Matsuyo was arrested by the shogunate on suspicion of forming a party for personal gain.

In order to save their teacher, teenagers in their teens resolutely set foot on the unknown battlefield.

Bai Yan, who was hired by Chenma back then, didn't stay for too long, but it was enough for him to learn about some old things.After a period of time, Chen Ma left the earth and went to the universe, and he returned to his home, and the war continued.

As the intelligence organization became more and more perfect, more and more dark sides came into contact with, until one day a team member lurking inside the shogunate risked being discovered and brought back a piece of news, just because he once said to pay attention to that Several people.

Shinsuke Takasugi was blind in his left eye, Kotaro Katsura and Gintoki Sakata were seriously injured.Yoshida Shoyo is decapitated, the executioner...'

"Hey! What's going on?"

"Is the robot pointing its cannon this way?"

"boom--!"

The commotion of the crowd and the sound of gunfire brought Bai Yan back from his memories, and he seemed to smell a trace of blood in his breath.Going backward in the direction of the crowd, his position was less than 20 meters away from the two of them.

"Do you remember, Yinshi? I used to lead an army called Ghost Soldiers. There was a guy named Saburo in it. He wasn't very good at swordsmanship, but he was good at machines. He always took Dad He was a strange guy, but he died before returning to his father. It was cruel, we tried so hard to protect this country from the gods and humans...but the shogunate immediately courted the gods and humans. Afraid of endangering the relationship with heaven and man, he mercilessly beheaded us warriors. Of course, the ghost soldiers were also killed... Seeing his son's head being placed by the river, it should not be difficult to imagine being a father How do you feel?"

"It turns out that you are instigating uncle..."

"I instigated him? Don't be funny. I just saw his ambition and contributed to him. I understand that uncle's pain very well, because there is a black beast in me too. Let the enemy also taste the same pain... Kill them, this sentence has always lingered in my ears. Yinshi, can't you hear? No, of course you can't hear. You have given up on the past, living as if nothing had happened, you who no longer have ambitions, How can we understand our feelings?"

"Takasugi...you can't underestimate me like this." Gintoki said while pressing his left hand on the blade of the sword that Takasugi had drawn out. "Speaking of beasts, I have one too. But it's not black at all, it's white, and its name is... Dingchun!"

Dodging Gintoki's fist, Takasugi took two steps back. "Silver time..."

"Brother——, you have to watch the road when you walk."

what?

Gao Shan suddenly turned his head, and after seeing the figure of the person coming, he directly stabbed the sword in his hand.Being so close, I didn't even notice...

"White Fang."

"Ah, why don't either of them like calling people names." Bai Yan tipped his toes, and when he appeared again, he was still behind Gao Shan.

"You sold the information to the Shinsengumi? Hmph, when did you start meddling, Bai Yan."

The ghost soldiers also have their own news channel, Bai Yan is not surprised that the other party knows what he is doing now. "Shut up, Takasugi. Gintoki, I saw Shin Hachi-kun on the stage, why don't you go and have a look?"

"Ah, then I'll leave it to you. You have to explain to me later, what is selling information, bastard!"

Takasugi narrowed his eyes slightly, and the smile on his lips made people feel cold.When he didn't stop Yin, there was no need. This time the plan had failed. "Could the Blade, better adapted to war than any of us, be so naive?"

"Because I lost everything, I became an irrational beast. Takasugi, I have seen too many people like you."

"What identity are you talking to me with?" Gao Shan held the sword across his chest, and the blade flashed a cold light under the moonlight. "I have nothing to protect, and I don't need to. Just destroy everything until the beast doesn't stalk. If you want to stop me, I will kill you."

Bai Yan put his hands in his trouser pockets, with a relaxed expression. "You can't."

"That it?"

There were explosions one after another, Bai Yan didn't understand what Gao Shan said, but he read a name from the other's lips, and instantly burst out with an astonishing aura.

"Hehehe..." The arc of Takasugi's mouth gradually widened. "That's the way it should be, Bai Yan, the murderous aura accumulated from the mountain of corpses and the sea of ​​blood...it's much easier to deal with if you have a weakness."

Watching Gao Shan walk away helplessly, Bai Yan sighed.He understood Takasugi, but he didn't agree with it.This kind of plot is very familiar, isn't it?Payne who attacked Konoha, and Obito who wanted to launch the giant illusion "Infinite Tsukiyomi" on the whole world... There is no Uzumaki Naruto here.

"Hey, that guy Takasugi is gone?"

Bai Yan tilted his head, probably...it's okay if you have Sakata Yin, right?It was because of this person that he wanted to continue watching.

"Oh, do you want me to kill him?"

"Tch, he didn't die so easily, and the scourge will last for thousands of years. By the way, you didn't tell me when you became an intelligence dealer? Tell Yinsang how much you earned, and I will forgive you if I buy ten cups of chocolate sundaes. "

"Hehe, does it have something to do with you?"

"Don't be so stingy, Bai Yan sama——. Let's go, Sundae! Sundae! Sundae!"

"In the department."