Gintama Ninja's Way of Survival

The author has something to say: I finally saw the face, well, it was not easy.

_(:з」∠)_ Say it ten thousand times again: Kakashi Sansan, you are so handsome!

thanks for your support.

Finally, I wish you all a good day.

"Smelly wild cat, still want to escape?"

"Meow--."

"You smelly cat, hurry up and catch it!"

"Meow woo woo woo woo woo! Meow meow meow! Meow woo woo woo woo woo woo!"

"go to hell!"

A loud noise came from not far away, Bai Yan woke up leisurely and yawned.It was getting late, and it was almost dinner time. I don't know what delicious food the cook made.

Um?There was an extra heartbeat... Leaving the reclining chair, Bai Yan glanced around, and finally found a white curly-haired kitten under the chair.

"Wild cat..."

"Meow meow meow--."

Yinshimeow: No, it's Yinsang!

"When did you jump up? Were those people chasing you just now?"

"Meow! Meow, meow, blah, blah, blah, blah——!"

Yinshi Meow: Don't worry about it so much, Yinsang is about to starve to death, Bai Yan, you won't just refuse to save him, right?Hurry up and get some delicious food from the store below. Strawberry milk is even better.

"Leave, I'm going home." Jumping directly from the roof of the Konoha Convenience Store to the roof next door, Bai Yan was about to repeat this action when his calf suddenly sank.

"Little wild cat... why are you following me?"

"Meow——, meow meow meow!"

Yinshi Meow: Hao, Yinsang is really starving to death, take me away! TAT

"Ah, I'm the kind of person who stands firm on the dog faction, completely opposite to Uchiha's group of cat lovers."

"Meow meow! Meow oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Gintoki Meow: Stop rambling, why do you have to mention Hokage at this time!I want to eat whatever I want!

Bai Yan bent down, stretched out his right hand to pinch the back of the kitten's neck, and picked it up until it was parallel to his line of sight.

"Speaking of which, cats also have natural curls? The red dead fish eyes... give people a familiar feeling. Forget it, then come back with me and don't move."

"Meow--!"

Before he understood the meaning of the other party's last sentence, the hair all over his body exploded like a conditional launch, and his tail was tightly hooked on Bai Yan's arm.It was the first time for him to shuttle through the air at high speed in this way. As a human being, it might be normal, but now... not good, I feel like vomiting. _(:з)∠)_

The first time I went to Bai Yan's house, when Yinshi saw the gate...

'Hehe, damn rich. '

When seeing the various buildings in the courtyard...

'No, there is a dark force about to break out, and the source of the power comes from the hatred of the rich. '

When we came to the dining room, the cook and other servants were serving dishes.

'Can't control it!I'm going to transform now! '

"Aunt Ling." Bai Yan took the main seat and called the cook who was about to leave. "Is there any milk? The cat seems to be very hungry. Just put it in a small plate."

"Okay, sir."

'Eh? 'Yin Shi tilted his head, and the dead red fish eyes had a little light. 'This time I will forgive you first, and I will fight the local tyrants after my body recovers. '

After being hungry for a whole day, when he saw the milk dish on the dining table, Gintoki jumped off the stool, his movements were a bit more vigorous than those during the battle.The dish couldn't hold much, and he licked it clean quickly.Just as he was about to raise his head to let that person give him some more, he found a hand stretched out.

"Drink slowly, how long has it been since you ate?" Bai Yan tilted the milk carton slightly and filled the plate. "Wild cats can find food by themselves, you are really delicate."

"Meow meow meow!"

Silver Meow: Who is so weak!I'm not a wild cat at all, I'm human!capitalized people!kind!

A box of [-]ml of milk bottomed out, and the kitten started to burp, so Bai Yan picked up his rice bowl and started eating.

Lying down on the dining table, Yin Shi squinted the cat's eyes comfortably, and patted his belly with his front paws, which is how cats should be born.

"Ah."

Hearing a chuckle from the person next to him, Yinshi turned over neatly. "Meow……"

Swallowing the rice in his mouth, Bai Yan tilted his head. "What? Still hungry?"

As if the white kitten didn't hear it, one of its front paws was raised and fixed in the air. After a few seconds, it backed away while shaking its head.

"Be careful—." As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Yan saw the stupid kitten fall from the dining table, facing the ground. "Pfft, hahahahahahahaha."

I was going to get up to have a look, but found a white shadow flew out with a whoosh.

"Well, are you shy?" Scratching the back of his head, Bai Yan continued to bury his head in his meal.Forget it, he really doesn't understand cats.

On the other side, Yinshi, who climbed over the wall and ran to the street, took a few breaths, and the beating frequency of his heart finally calmed down.

The skin that has been covered by the mask all year round is pale and almost transparent, looking like a night rabbit.The sharp-edged facial features are like a nose, and the lips are as thin as carved.There is a small mole on the left corner of the mouth a little lower, and the smile is full of color.

What... Forget about Kagura-chan, why would a man like me be amazed by that face! STOP!Don't think about it anymore!Scourge!Bai Yan is a scourge!

Ah, fortunately he is a cat now, if it was a human body, maybe he might not be flushed with blood, blushing... what?That's not to be laughed at to death!

stop, stop!Yinsang is not an innocent boy like Xin Baji!

Wait, did he do something stupid just now?Ahhh——, fell on your face?It's embarrassing!Find the time machine!

At this time, the passers-by around saw a curly-haired little white cat crashing into the vending machine, so they all took out their mobile phones to 'click'.

The next day, Bai Yan was sent out by Senyi to be in charge of delivery.When I ran into Yinshi on the road, I just wanted to say hello, but the other person turned around and ran away, as if seeing a ghost.

This situation lasted for half a month, and every time there was Bai Yan, the natural volume would start to escape.

"I said Yansang..." Mori stood at the door of the convenience store and pointed at Yinshi who was about to disappear around the corner. "Have you come to collect debts recently?"

"Huh? No." Bai Yan crossed his arms around his chest, and every month, he would send interest and installment money to the store, almost half of which had been paid. "I don't lack what he lacks."

"Then what's going on..."

"You did something wrong."

Mori sighed, he swears with 2.0 eyesight, after Sakata-kun saw Yansang, his whole body became stiff first, then blushed mysteriously, and finally ran away with a burst of dust on his hands and feet.This development... can't it?However, before he figured out why, something happened in Kabukicho.

On a rainy night, Mori fell asleep early after returning from the shop.Half asleep and half awake, I heard a knock on the door and got up from the bed enduring the discomfort of being woken up.

"Who?"

"Report, in Xia Geng Jiu, there is urgent information."

"Come in and talk."

"An accident happened to the Four Kings of Kabukicho. Toshi is currently in Oedo Hospital, seriously injured and unconscious."

"What! What's going on?"

"Nimui Jiro's daughter came to Edo not long ago. She first planned to make Sakata Gintoki confront the Ditch Group, and then teamed up with Peacock Princess Hua Tuo to kidnap Xixiang Tesheng's son. The Four Heavenly Kings had an agreement. If the other three parties take action, then these three parties will jointly destroy the party that caused the accident. Taking advantage of this loophole, the current situation is very unfavorable to Dengshi. Xixiang Tesheng was threatened and could not help, and Wanshiwu was also implicated. Sakata Gintoki fought against Nimizu Jiro-chan when he was rescuing Toshi, and was seriously injured."

"You mean, the people around them were played around by a little girl?"

"Looking at the current situation, it is correct."

"The leader is in the front yard, and he deliberately walked around to me..." Sen Yi sighed, well, he understands the lethality of getting up.

"I'll go talk to the leader."

"It could not be better."

Putting on his coat, he took out an umbrella from the cabinet, and Mori walked out of the room.It looked like the rain wouldn't stop for a while, but he didn't want to work overtime at all.

"You bastard with curly hair! Grandma Dengshi was made like this by them, and she said she was going to smash up our shop. Are you planning to turn around and run away with your tail curled up?"

"Catherine San!"

"Who is going to fight? Don't be kidding, just one Jiro has already repaired me like this. If I have to deal with one more ladyboy, I will die."

"You...you bastard only have this backbone? I was blind before! I really didn't expect you to be such a worthless man, bastard Sakata! If you really want to leave, you should get out of here Alright! I...I definitely won't!!"

"If you know this, if you still want to die, then you can do whatever you want, and you can die as you like. Anyway, in the end, our everything house and the old woman's tavern will have to close down. There is already a relationship between us. It doesn't matter anymore, and I don't intend to interfere with you at all. Everyone should take care of themselves, so don't be angry or let me go."

"Wait a minute, Yinsang!"

"Sorry, I can't protect anything anymore..."

Sen Yi looked at Bai Yan who was standing quietly at the corner, and didn't know how to speak to break the silence.The umbrella in his hand was still dripping water, and a puddle of water formed on the ground.

"Yo, Yinshi." Bai Yan scratched at the strands of hair that he hadn't had time to take care of, and being woken up from the bed in the middle of the night was terribly frightening.Fortunately, it was windy and rainy outside, which cleared his mind. "Want to have a drink together?"

"Is there any good wine?" Under the two people's scrutinizing gazes, Yin Shi's heart was as still as water.

"Of course, enough."