【Xu Run】Laoshizi

"Mozun Weiye, the little god admires him, and I'm here to have a drink with Mozun."

"The Mozun looks so good today! Xiaoxian should do it first!"

"The empress of heaven should not drink too much, but today is the day of great joy in the six realms... In short, the little god has done it, and the empress can do whatever she wants!"

After paying homage to the people of the six realms, the emperor and empress were seated, and the wedding banquet began, from the moment Xu Feng sat on the queen's throne, there was an endless stream of people who came to toast with various reasons.

From "This is a happy day!" to "Why are you so good-looking!", and "Your child is very promising!"... In short, don't worry about it, just want to drink with "New Queen" a cup.

Those who watched this wave after wave were all people from the heavens, and no one would believe that they had no premeditated plan.

If someone toasts, Xu Feng will take all the orders, and drink as soon as they come, and drink to the bottom—the Mozun is really huge, and the fine nectar and jade dew are poured down cup by cup as if they don’t need money. Yes, the more Mozun drank, the more energetic he became, and his eyes became brighter.

"Come on, come on, is there anyone else?"

When the immortals heard this, there was no reason why they should not fight. They immediately surrounded Mo Zun on the inner and outer third floors, and took out the posture of fighting on wheels.

It seemed that the side of the Emperor of Heaven was a little colder.

The Emperor of Heaven didn't care about the coldness, holding a shiny white jade wine glass between his white and slender fingers, drinking it calmly, and occasionally glanced at the demon king in the crowd.

Fengshen stepped forward to toast to the Emperor of Heaven, and the Emperor of Heaven said casually: "You arranged it?"

Fengshen covered his mouth with a smile: "The toast is all spontaneous, how could someone arrange it?"

The Emperor of Heaven glanced at her, and his expression seemed to be full of understanding and helplessness: "..."

His expression seemed to be saying, do you think I am a fool.

Fortunately, Fengshen is a goddess, and older goddesses, even when facing people with higher status than themselves, often have a kind of calmness.She smiled and said, "Your Majesty, what are you talking about?"

Heavenly Emperor: "..."

It seems that although the immortals did not regard him as a fool, they really wanted to fool him.

Why do you think that the immortals who are usually cautious and conscientious in front of the emperor suddenly seem to have forgotten all the rituals of the heavens?Wasn't it because the Mozun was late before the grand ceremony!Runyu ascended the throne for a hundred years to abolish the old system and implement the new law. The heaven is no longer a pedantic place where corpses are placed for vegetarian meals, and the immortals are no longer forced to sing praises due to the power of the emperor. It is a real admiration and follow for the Emperor of Heaven.In the eyes of the immortals, the marriage between the heaven and the devil was the result of the heavenly emperor being deceived by lard for some reason, and fell into the devil's tricks. If you can get along well with the Heavenly Emperor for a hundred years, then that's fine." In the eyes of the immortals, it was a marriage that their own Heavenly Emperor was at a disadvantage. When the juncture came, the Mozun actually wanted to regret the marriage? ? ? ? ?

Who gave him the courage, Empress Nuwa?

When the Emperor of Heaven was waiting for his sweetheart outside the hall, the dissatisfaction of the celestial beings already seated in the hall was like boiling water. Although the surface was still calm, the water was already turbulent.

Just very angry!So all the immortals were annoyed, and stepped forward to toast, and the rest immediately followed.

I also blame Mo Zun for his stubbornness. If he admits his mistake and says I can't drink it, it's probably fine, but he just refuses to let go, pouring down one cup after another, and the more he drinks, the more excited he is. The evil spirits talked and laughed happily.

Only the Emperor of Heaven knew him deeply, and he could see that he was already drunk at this moment, and he was not lightly drunk——Xu Feng was a warrior who had fought bloody battles on the battlefield, and he would naturally not give in to challengers, even if it was It's enough to fight with real swords and guns, let alone just drink, but seeing that his eyes are getting darker and his cheeks are gradually stained with blush, you can tell that he has already got the upper hand.

The Emperor of Heaven was angry and funny, and he was extremely speechless to the childishness of his subjects and younger brother: "Let them withdraw."

Fengshen pretended to be stupid and said in a daze: "It's not organized by the little god, how can I get them to withdraw."

Heavenly Emperor: "..."

Emperor of Heaven: "Don't make me angry again."

Fengshen laughed loudly with a "puchi". On the day of great joy, everyone lost their usual restraint, and even the Emperor of Heaven was a lot more easy-going. Tun ground, muttered helplessly: "I'm going to be angry."

Fengshen actually thought he was quite cute.

Fengshen, who was about to become a mother fan, smiled and said, "If the Empress thinks something is wrong, she will speak to Her Majesty."

Heavenly Emperor: "..."

It's roar!The Heavenly Emperor's eyes sharpened, why didn't he ask me for help?You usually come to me for anything serious!

The Empress looked over the endless stream of immortals and met in mid-air.

Mo Zun's little face was flushed, and he still had that kind of extremely coquettish and unrestrained smile - only the Emperor of Heaven could see that he was already drunk at this moment.

Heavenly Emperor: "..."

Really angry!He hooked his fingers at Hui'er, and the minor who wasn't fit to drink ran up: "Father, what's the matter?"

"..." The Emperor of Heaven was silent for a moment, pointing to the people in the demon world who were sitting in the hall, watching their noses, noses, noses, and hearts, and their boss was besieged as if they hadn't seen it, "Go and talk to Princess Liuying."

"say what?"

"Say..." The Heavenly Emperor glanced sideways at the Mozun, that man had already started shouting the order of the immortals to drink wine, this man is crazy!He said helplessly: "Let her take a look at the throne anyway, go."

That's the end of the story, it's time to take care of it, right?Hui'er ran away, and whispered in Liuying's ear, and after a while, Hui'er came back.

The Emperor of Heaven looked at everyone in the Demon Realm—this group of people chatted happily, as if they had no intention of moving.

"What?" Heavenly Emperor asked.

"Aunt Liuying said that it's wrong for the Demon Lord to be late on the big day, and it doesn't matter if you drink two more glasses." Hui'er faithfully played the role of the mouthpiece, and conveyed Liuying's lies one by one: "Aunt Liuying is still waiting for you." Said, if my man feels sorry for me, I will take care of it myself, and don't pull others."

Heavenly Emperor: "..."

Gan.

Emperor Tian felt more and more like Xu Feng.He pretended not to understand and told his son: "Go, you go and tell your mother... tell your father, say..." The Emperor of Heaven pondered for a long time before uttering a sentence: "Say that I am here."

I'm right here, if it doesn't work, just say it.

Hui'er half understood, nodded and plunged into the crowd, whispering something in Xu Feng's ear, Xu Feng was stunned for a moment, looked up at Runyu, then turned to whisper something to Hui'er.

Not long after, Huier came back.

"how?"

"Father told you to drink less alcohol, you have younger brothers and sisters."

Heavenly Emperor: "..." Why did you still tell me? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Forget it, don't care about you! ! ! ! ! ! !The Emperor of Heaven was furious, and after a short while, the already drunk Demon Lord beckoned to Hui Er, who ran out from the crowd and replaced the jug on the Emperor's table with a cup of licorice Tea.

Emperor of Heaven: ...

Angry!That kind of coaxing is not good! ! ! ! ! ! !

The wedding banquet didn't end until nightfall, and when the immortals left the banquet, all of them were walking on empty feet and their faces were flushed.The newlyweds had already left the venue one step ahead, each of them was preparing to enter the bridal chamber, when the immortals mentioned the Demon Lord, they muttered and couldn't say anything more.

Embarrassing the Empress Dowager, she took everything she ordered without saying anything, and even single-handedly killed everyone, at least she was sincere, let's see in the future.

Everyone in the Demon Realm was elated, and they all felt very respected, and they also got a lot closer to the immortals and gods. Everyone helped each other out of the Nine Heavens Palace, and they were all in a good mood.

"I don't know if everything is going well in Xuanji Palace at this moment?"

"Ah, I heard that if you drink too much, it will be bad. It's broken."

"Really, don't scare me."

"Impossible, what kind of volume do we respect, this little wine is a piece of cake."

"That's right, as the saying goes, sex is messed up after drinking, and our lord must be messed up."

vulgar!All the immortals blushed and avoided, but they all looked in the direction of Xuanji Palace with a bit of ambiguous heat in their eyes.

"That's fine, that's fine."

"It doesn't go well the first time, and the omen is not good." The sincere celestial man patted his chest.

"This is the first fart..." Everyone in the Demon Realm was speechless.

"……what????"

The angry Lord Lanli covered his apprentice's ears: "There are minors! Stop the car for me!"

But at this time in Xuanji Palace, lit by the fiery red phoenix lamps, the coldness and indifference of the past were swept away, and the big red happy words added a lot of vitality: the heavens do not respect red, but newcomers like it... Outside the newly decorated Palace of Seven Governments...

Mozun sat on the steps, holding his hair in a daze.His eyes were dark, his face was flushed, and he looked stupid because of drinking too much wine.

He sat for a long time, but at unknown time, the Emperor of Heaven quietly came to his side, sat down beside him, and quietly accompanied him.Mo Zun lost his mind for a while, then slowly turned to the Emperor of Heaven, his lips moved, but before he could say anything, he fell on the Emperor of Heaven's shoulder.

"Uh..." Xufeng buried her face in Runyu's shoulder, and made a pained sound with unknown meaning.Runyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she touched the back of his neck and massaged him, after a while, she said softly, "Does your head still hurt?"

Xu Feng's voice came muffled: "It hurts..."

Runyu couldn't help laughing: "Since I know that I have a headache from drinking too much, why didn't I stop earlier?"

"Can't stop...they...keep coming." Xu Feng paused, then whispered: "They are angry with me."

"You're not stupid." Runyu said angrily, "You still drink when you know they did it on purpose?"

Xu Feng leaned on his shoulder and remained motionless, as if falling asleep. After a long time, he said softly: "They don't like me, I can't embarrass you."

"..." Runyu was helpless to the extreme: "Idiot, it doesn't matter if they like you or not." Xu Feng raised her head after hearing this, her eyes were brighter than ever before, and Runyu, who is used to seeing stars, was also lost For a moment, Xu Feng had to gently urge him: "Then what matters?"

Runyu said softly: "I...I like you, so it's over."

Xu Feng's expression at that moment was really indescribable - because he was drunk, he was quite dull, and at this moment, there was a burst of ecstasy, and he could hardly control himself.When Runyu saw him, she didn't know what to say, she just felt that he was pitiful and cute, and there was no such good person in the world.

It made him so excited, and he liked him so much.

How did you feel that you could live your life without him?They will never be clear about each other, and they will never be able to return to the bridge or return to the road. They can only stay together or die. As long as they are both in the world, they cannot escape the fate of falling.

Runyu's eyes flickered, she lowered her head and sniffed, Xu Feng just looked at him without blinking, which made him feel hot inside and made him dizzy.Runyu stood up like a cover, and said, "Go in, I have something to tell you."

"What?"

"Speak in the room." Runyu emphasized, but Xufeng didn't move.

"I... I'll sit for a while." Xu Feng said, "Sober and sober." Until then, he began to regret that he didn't care about drinking with others, and he was full of alcohol. Pure jade.

He sat there blowing the cool breeze, Runyu didn't say anything, and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll wait for you inside."

After finishing speaking, he went into the house, and Liu Xufeng sat outside the house by himself in a daze.

Xufeng sat for a long time, still not clear, "Runyu and I are married!" He still didn't have any real feeling at this time, but every time he thought about it, his heart beat faster and he became more confused .