【Xu Run】Laoshizi

Talking about the troubles of getting married, even if it's just an ordinary mortal marriage leave, three days and three nights are too much to talk about.

What's more, it is the marriage of the Emperor of Heaven, and the other party is the Demon Lord himself... These two are only about ten thousand years old, and they are married at this time. It is obvious that this move will have an impact on the Six Realms for tens of millions of years, and even directly determine and change the fate of many people.

How can you be careless?Back then, Taiwei, who was only a prince, got married to Princess Tuyao of the Bird Clan. The preparations for this century wedding of the Tian Family took 200 years. Countless painstaking efforts were made.

Now this marriage involving the six realms has to be completed within 20 days? !It sounds like an impossible task, and the previous grand weddings organized by this heaven, such as Taiwei marrying Tuyao, water god marrying Fengshen, and Runyu marrying Jinmi, both couples can actually be called absent-minded. , in their hearts, their own power, honor, cultivation, or other people occupy the most important position, and they don't care much about the wedding.As a newcomer, this may be inappropriate, but in the eyes of the fairy officials who are planning the wedding, it is very worry-free-the newcomer only needs to be a marionette, wear what they want to wear, and do what they want to do .

But the current wedding, in comparison, has a tight schedule and heavy tasks, and one of the newcomers has a lot of shit, which makes people very worried.

Now Zhinu has a headache when she sees Mozun.

"Sister Zhinu!" Mozun said as soon as he entered the room, "I have another bold idea..."

Weaver Girl cried: "Your Majesty, I have changed it back three times. We have tried all kinds of colorful black and radiant white..." She looked at the work in her hands. The wedding was less than ten days away. but only made half of it...

I'm going to miss it!Zhinu uttered the voice of approaching death: I don't want to live anymore!

As Party A's self-conscious Mozun: "Don't worry, Sister Zhinu, I think so. When I went to the world to buy snowflake cakes for Yu'er yesterday, I suddenly saw the popular style in the world..."

He took out a stack of manuscript paper and handed it to Zhinu.Zhinu looked at him, then at the stack of flamboyant manuscript papers, and then at him—Mozun's eyes were shining, and even his hair was full of spirit.

With a wrong eye, it seems that His Highness the God of Fire in the old days would come in when passing by the Garment Bureau, hinting very shyly to her that the new uniforms made by Qiwu Palace could be more white, or they could be worn in inconspicuous places. A dragon and a phoenix are embroidered with dark patterns...

Zhinu was born noble, she doesn't like hard and soft, but she just likes the beauty of handsome guys.She sighed, took it to look through it, and the demon said again: "Thank you very much!"

Zhinu said helplessly: "Are you going to bother others?" She caught a glimpse of Mozun's sleeves filled with a lot of messy things, so it's hard for him to get up so early...

Mozun nodded: "I still have to look for the mouse fairy. I want to hang phoenix lanterns everywhere on the wedding day..."

Zhinu sighed: "You really...have a heart."

Mozun smiled: "That's it." He hurriedly walked out, then turned back suddenly, took out something and handed it to Zhinu.

Zhinu saw that it was a high-quality pearl, at least half the size of a palm, with a lustrous luster.

Mozun said: "Thank you for your hard work, I will see you off."

——His Highness Vulcan may have tried every means to hint at Zhinu, but he has always taken it for granted, why did he say that you have worked hard like this, and give a small gift?Zhinu was so moved that she didn't know what to say.

Probably watching the former bear child grow up, Zhinv asked: "Have you used the lamb and rabbit patterns that you talked about a few days ago?"

"What are you talking about," Mozun said, "use it, I embroidered a bellyband for the baby."

——but was ruthlessly laughed at by the Emperor of Heaven, saying that the rabbit was embroidered like a tiger, and the sheep looked delicious.

"Yeah." When it comes to the baby Weaver Girl, I don't feel sleepy, "When will you give birth?"

"Probably soon." Demon Venerable said, "You reminded me, I have to go to the Immortal Medicine Garden."

Mozun really ran away this time, leaving Zhinu smiling and admiring, thinking it was wonderful.

Mozun ran to the Immortal Medicine Garden again.

Immortal Qihuang saw that it was him, and quickly gave himself a dose of heart-strengthening pills.

Immortal Qihuang forced a smile on his face: "The Demon Lord is here again." The word "you" is used very spiritually, in fact, what he wants to say is: "Why are you here again!"

——Give me some face, we will be a family again soon.

Mozun is even richer and richer this time, starting with [-] high-quality Ganoderma lucidum—his mountain is originally a treasure land of blessings, after years of management by him, and protected by the divine power of the phoenix. Some rare herbs are grown in nearby caves.

Immortal Qihuang's attitude was much better: "What do you want to ask?"

"Brother today..."

"Your Majesty's pulse is calm and strong, and you are in good health."

"But he eats..."

"The child bears it, and you wouldn't be able to eat it for you."

"Well."

Immortal Qihuang saw that he was thinking and knew that he was thinking again, and said quickly: "Phoenixes can't give birth."

"Let's just discuss and discuss." Demon Venerable said, the Heavenly Emperor can't eat now, and he can't sleep well at night. He is very thin, but fortunately, he is in good spirits. Hole, wondering if there could be a "pregnancy relay".

You are not talking about science!Immortal Qihuang told him that he couldn't say anything too much, but Mozun would not accept hints.

He is still insisting on discussing this issue with Immortal Qihuang.

Immortal Qihuang: "That's it. It is against the law of heaven for a man to conceive a child, and it is the same for immortals. The combination of yin and yang can conceive a spiritual fetus. Only Yinglong is an ancient beast that once dominated the six worlds. The body of a man conceives a spirit fetus——Hazun, who can't be replaced."

Mozun said: "However, I heard that there is a thing called a seahorse..."

Immortal Qihuang: "..."

Demon Lord: "0v0"

Immortal Qihuang really wanted to tell him, do you think I look like a seahorse?

After talking about it for about half an hour, Mozun finally said bitterly, "Well, if you can't, then you can't, sorry for his baby."

"The baby is fine. Don't worry." Immortal Qihuang thought he was talking about twins.

"Oh, ah?...Oh, yes." Mozun muttered, "What could be wrong with them..."

Immortal Qihuang: "..."

Suddenly he didn't have the courage to ask who the "baby" Mozun was talking about.

So Mozun began to inquire about the diet and daily life of the Heavenly Emperor, the details down to the sesame, even mentioned that he ate one more grape than yesterday, and asked, what will happen?

Immortal Qihuang is in a state of collapse now, very collapsed, and he decides to find something for Mozun to do.

"Actually, if you can, you can give His Majesty a massage. After all, you are pregnant, and the pressure on your back is quite heavy."

"Oh!" Mozun said, and he took out his small notebook seriously, "Then I have a few questions about this massage..."

Immortal Qihuang: "..."

The Mozun ran out and didn't know where to bother others, and the Heavenly Emperor secretly dozed off in the garden.

Don't look at him as the emperor of heaven, but he doesn't do whatever he wants - the emperor of heaven is the elder brother. Although the dignity of this elder brother has been ruined in the bed, no matter what he shouts or does on the bed, Immediately after leaving the bed, Tiandi is a decent and innocent good brother, and as a good brother, dedication to work is the minimum. In a deeper way, the personality of Tiandi is cold, serious, and unsmiling.

Tiandi firmly maintains his personality, trying to maintain an image of a "serious person" in front of his future partner.Mozun sometimes hugs him to act coquettishly, and even wants to drag him to skip work. No matter how eager his heart is, the Emperor of Heaven will say, "You." son to play.

But the way of heaven testifies-it's tiring to maintain the image!A dragon that the Emperor of Heaven has been indifferent for tens of thousands of years suddenly doesn't want any persona by Mozun's side. He just wants to hug Mozun and smile at him sweetly and softly. From time to time, he loses his temper with two pregnant women. Baba also hinted and asked the Demon Lord, "Do you dare to move?"

Mozun said "moved", so he said you didn't listen to your brother?The Demon Lord said "Don't dare to move", so he said, why don't you be moved?

Mozun: "...that's great."

The Emperor of Heaven will draw sufficient happiness from these unnutritious conversations, because he is happy, and everyone around him is very happy, including but not limited to, Huier, twins, nightmare beast, sheep, rabbit, mouse fairy...etc.

When they were happy, they would smile unscrupulously at the Emperor of Heaven. Shu Xian still controlled his smile a little bit, but Huier didn't even hide it, ran over to hug him, and leaned his head on his shoulder: "... Hey."

The Emperor of Heaven felt that it was no good, how could the image of the Emperor of Heaven be so approachable?He wanted to put on a straight face again, but the Demon King didn't help at all, he leaned his head on the other shoulder and gave the same smirk: "Hey."

... makes people angry!The Emperor of Heaven lowered his head, smiling uncontrollably.

To sum up, now that the image of the Emperor of Heaven is about to collapse, he is very nervous, but it is impossible for the head of the demon king to understand this kind of tension. If you tell him, he will probably just say sweetly: "That's good, why do you want to?" Gao Leng, you are my little baby."

……Humph.

He didn't want Mozun to say such stupid words, and he didn't want to show off his feet to make Mozun proud. The Heavenly Emperor worked hard every day to maintain his aloofness. He only allowed himself to hug Mozun ten times and kiss him five times a day.

Fortunately, Mozun harassed the wedding preparation staff every day, so he didn't have time to count how many hugs and kisses his brother gave.

But when the high-cold person is warm in your heart, it is very tiring to maintain, so the emperor of heaven relaxes and rests every day after the demon is gone.

He was secretly dozing off that day (the memorabilia of Immortal Taisi was too long...), Mozun ran over at some point and shook him awake: "Brother, massage!"

"Press..." Heavenly Emperor was sleepy and angry, "Go away, you!"

Mozun said: "Huh? Don't be shy, come on, let's start with the shoulders..."

The Demon Venerable is so big that he has never served anyone before, and his hands are so strong that the Emperor of Heaven is about to ascend.

With tears in his eyes, the Emperor of Heaven said, "Okay...it's very comfortable, that...it's almost..."

Mozun: "Don't worry, I still have a waist."

Heavenly Emperor: "..."

Emperor of Heaven: "Oh, ah, it hurts, my stomach hurts a little..."

Mozun was anxious: "Why does it hurt?"

Heavenly Emperor: "It's like this before the birth date, don't worry..."

The demon king was almost scared to death. He hugged him and touched and kneaded him. The Heavenly Emperor thought this method was very good. From then on, whenever the demon king bothered him, he pretended to have a stomachache. Before the twins were born, he took a lot of blame , I was complained by my father for a long time.

But this operation is too rough and there are problems. Later, the Emperor of Heaven discovered that the Demon Lord was not active in "doing things" before. When the Emperor of Heaven kissed him, he would scold him with a straight face, "Can you be a little serious!"

Heavenly Emperor: "..."

Clam?Who are you saying is okay? !

Headache!